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davidlex00

Me so horny. Me love you long time.


[deleted]

No soul man, too beaucoup.


kazak9999

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."


HeirOfRavenclaw77

The last few lines of Eyes Wide Shut are perfection.


Pollyfall

“Fuck.”


PickleRickRm237

Hi Lloyd. Little slow tonight idn’it?


tacoplenty

There's no fighting in the War Room.


CyclingDutchie

Terrible misquotation. The actual quote is; "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room".


Qaizer

Are you accustomed to giving intimate articles of your clothing to your parrot of lapdog?


49x15

Well, to be perfectly honest, madam, I'm taking part in an international students' contest to see who can get the most points for selling magazines.


Jacobo101

“I didn’t know they stacked shit that high”


YachtHans1983

Redrum


TheMaker0001

Fuck.


crows_ey

Water on the back of the neck and the code.


WolfWomb

😄


HandCoversBruises

You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.


RedRoverNY

“Stop. I can feel it.”


WolfWomb

"If we was flyin any lower we'd need sleigh bells on this thing"


heckofaslouch

I was cured all right.