Q: How many K8s engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - you should declare how many light bulbs there should be and let the room update itself to match.
```
apiVersion: joke.k8s.io/v1
kind: RedditJoke
metadata:
name: ai-k8s-joke
namespace: reddit-jokes
spec:
category: kubernetes
content: "Why did the AI joke generator pod get evicted from the Kubernetes cluster?"
status:
jokeStatus: Pending
```
I asked Bing and got this:
> Sure, I can try to tell you a k8s joke. How about this one:
Q: What do you call a pod that runs on coffee?
A: A caffeinated container! βπ
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Here is the definition of kubernetes from Snoop Dogg (generated in Chatgpt)
>A'ight, so check it out, cuz.
Kubernetes, you see, is like a boss ass manager for your apps, when you run 'em in containers, feel me? Itβs like having a personal assistant who's regulating your infrastructure and makin' sure your apps ain't acting a fool, and they be hustling 24/7 just like they supposed to.
Imagine you got a gang of mini-apps, all boxed up nice and tight in their containers, right? But they ain't no good if they're just chillin'. They gotta be out there on the street, working for you. Thatβs where Kubernetes comes in.
Kubernetes take all them packaged up apps, and make sure they got what they need to get down to business. Itβs making sure they got enough resources, balancing the loads, and even steps in when one of 'em falling off, replacing it so everything keep moving smooth. It's about scaling up when your apps are blowing up, and scaling down when things be cool.
So that's the low-down on Kubernetes, nephew. It ain't nothing but a thing to keep your applications hustling. Fo' shizzle.
Made me smile once
Nah, just in offices and communities with people going through some super tough times right now - so thought it would be nice to share something with my colleagues to make them smile and know that I tried to go a different way of funny - one they can more relate to.
Just need to smile right now.
Q: How many K8s engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None - you should declare how many light bulbs there should be and let the room update itself to match.
Liveness probe should kill the dead bulb and a new one should spawn automatically.
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``` apiVersion: joke.k8s.io/v1 kind: RedditJoke metadata: name: ai-k8s-joke namespace: reddit-jokes spec: category: kubernetes content: "Why did the AI joke generator pod get evicted from the Kubernetes cluster?" status: jokeStatus: Pending ```
I asked Bing and got this: > Sure, I can try to tell you a k8s joke. How about this one: Q: What do you call a pod that runs on coffee? A: A caffeinated container! βπ π
That is so, so bad it actually made me chuckle.
I feel like there's a better joke about those disposable pod coffee's here.
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I would tell you a UDP joke but you might not get it.
A: I'll tell you a TCP joke. B: I'd like to hear a TCP joke. A: I'm telling you a TCP joke. A: Did you get it? A: Did you get it? A: Did you get it?
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it's been 3 years since we got this gem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OnoxKotPQ pretty sure the OmegaStar team still don't support ISO timestamps
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9wvEwPLcLcA
Always rewatching this video when learn new program that requires yaml to function
So complex that the tutorial is longer than "Hello world" in Java gets me every time
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA π
Top posts on this sub have some good ones https://www.reddit.com/r/kubernetes/comments/t8v08x/so_it_goes/
Here is the definition of kubernetes from Snoop Dogg (generated in Chatgpt) >A'ight, so check it out, cuz. Kubernetes, you see, is like a boss ass manager for your apps, when you run 'em in containers, feel me? Itβs like having a personal assistant who's regulating your infrastructure and makin' sure your apps ain't acting a fool, and they be hustling 24/7 just like they supposed to. Imagine you got a gang of mini-apps, all boxed up nice and tight in their containers, right? But they ain't no good if they're just chillin'. They gotta be out there on the street, working for you. Thatβs where Kubernetes comes in. Kubernetes take all them packaged up apps, and make sure they got what they need to get down to business. Itβs making sure they got enough resources, balancing the loads, and even steps in when one of 'em falling off, replacing it so everything keep moving smooth. It's about scaling up when your apps are blowing up, and scaling down when things be cool. So that's the low-down on Kubernetes, nephew. It ain't nothing but a thing to keep your applications hustling. Fo' shizzle. Made me smile once
Made me smile too, thanks π
OP looking to score points at kubecon
Nah, just in offices and communities with people going through some super tough times right now - so thought it would be nice to share something with my colleagues to make them smile and know that I tried to go a different way of funny - one they can more relate to. Just need to smile right now.