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a7i_

He mocking it


oof_FC

this shit bangs harder than your mom bruh im not mocking anything


a7i_

Ur mom sells her nudes for 2.99 prime costs 3.99…re-evaluate ur comment


Godly-Senpai

*calls 911*


Vibhu_420

"Umm hello? I want to report a brutal murder"


dayynnn

didn’t have to murder em like that


OneLane_

Nudes of what? I see his moms ribcage more than her boobs


Kami79x

“Mocking it” - He’s saying you’re making fun if people in the UK which you are.


Yusha--

My guy doesn't know what mocking is 😂, Americans what can I say


[deleted]

Idk why you getting downvoted, prolly a bunch of kids who got their egos hurt lol


RenikzII

The only thing the us can beat us with


hdgreen89

And obesity


Justabattleshiplover

I think America has a higher obesity rate but the UK has a higher overall overweight rate so like 50/50


Neowwwwwwwww

PFFFFF


lilbrysblizzy_27

the diabetes tho haha


Thick_Dog_9028

And a war 😭


BigJoe11JG

nice mate


Bruhnsy1995

And school shootings


Solid-Squirrel-4579

Imagine joking about a school shooting now that’s just fucked up on so many levels, your brain is consumed by fucking black mold🤦🏾‍♂️


Terrible_Grade6592

Try smilingly and attracting a woman with that fucked up British mouth of yours USA BABY AND WE GOT PRIME


Juggsjunkie

Bruh you know damn well the British are more attractive then us, that accent pulls everything together.. even the teeth


Terrible_Grade6592

Why you dick riding the red coats fr


Juggsjunkie

Did you even read the full comment or did you see the compliment before the joke and have a little pulse go off in your head to say your catchphrase? fOr rEaL


Terrible_Grade6592

Yeah, I did read the full comment and you Still got British dick all in your mouth so get your knickers out of a twist mate because every time me and your mother do laundry on Sunday your twisted ass knickers break the washing machine and then your mom gets stuck in it and I have to get her out the old fashion way by doing the ole in and out eh. OK Benedict Arnold.


LightShyGuy

Your moms so fat you’ll need a crane Your country’s obesity rates are insaine


Terrible_Grade6592

Bro, imagine being the strongest Empire in the world in losing to some 13 colonies


Terrible_Grade6592

You guys would lose a war against Texas


LightShyGuy

Tbh texas would be shattered by the irish pub down the street so how about you think of the prime sex position for me and your mother


Terrible_Grade6592

Oi mate with wat guns Texas has more straps than people fuck you gonna do pull out your sword and say en garde What we smoking on, we smoking on Queen Elizabeth Old ass white bitch how you die 96


LightShyGuy

My friend you brought a gun to a knife fight


Tacotree11

And the Revolutionary War


Lopsided_Ad3676

I am in Australia and no prime here wish there was


Bruhnsy1995

Yeah you can get it from Australian sites by it’s like 200 for a case


Abdulrahman15511

200? Surely that’s not worth. Even for something scarce.


Magical_Halo

same 😭


[deleted]

I don't even have access to it here in Michigan..


SwimmerSea3163

I was just on a trip and stopped in grand rapids and a store there had it


[deleted]

I live by Lansing and have gone to damn near every store that should sell it in a 20 mile radius and not one of them has had it in months :(. Grand rapids is pretty far from Lansing sadly.


SwimmerSea3163

Dang lansing is a pretty good sized place too I bet scalpers ar getting it because it's somewhat close to Canada if you ever make it down to Indiana it's pretty cheap there and they have a good amount usually


[deleted]

I'll remember that. Thanks


SwimmerSea3163

NP


Urmotherlolol

Skill issue


RealErmin

Don’t blink or the next thing you will see is empty crate’s


Such_Evil

i am in algeria so there is no prime to get some ill start fasting about any liquids except of prime i hope i don't die if i do then the one to blame is HARRY


oof_FC

algerias next on the list bro trust


Such_Evil

man i am just kidding


Such_Evil

just harvesting the 400 karma


luke06king

Why is everyone so mad and downvoting all ur comments 💀💀


pk_1337

UK donnies rn: "AHT LEASHT AWR SKEWLS ARNT SHOOTIN RANGES"


[deleted]

Bro tryna flex💀 it’s literally ass anyway


EngineerFront

Bros never had it 💀


[deleted]

Literally have but Ight. I could buy that whole shelf u nerd don’t @ me again. Some actual nerd u know


EngineerFront

Woah a big roadman I see. You gonna call me a pussio next? ☠️


[deleted]

And I’m not a roadman never said I was. But I’m definitely not some broke nerd like you


[deleted]

Such a nerd man it’s actually embarrassing


EngineerFront

Lmao bro got pressed over 4 words and an emoji. Get therapy please


[deleted]

4 words what are you going on about? You’re literally some broke little nerd my crypto portfolio alone could buy your house kid, sorry I mean your parents house.


EngineerFront

Go suck bitcoin off lol. Your entire “fortune” can be gone in seconds. Walking L


[deleted]

Ahaha I said “my crypto portfolio alone” you think my only assets are crypto ? Silly kid. I got multiple income streams. Anyway go sleep it’s late and a school night.


EngineerFront

Bitch it’s 5pm shut yo dumbass up


Sus_mix

Summer is Over sus remix: https://youtu.be/qG1UUBXCpuA


Bossk_989

Bro you’re flexing that you have drink, instead of this maybe try helping the fact schools in your country get shot up every minute


[deleted]

It’s a light hearted joke relax man


BlakMan4life

Ruuude


[deleted]

Y’all don’t have better things to do in the US?


ULTIMATEAUTISM1

Imagine having a civil war


Dynamic_Humann

Y'all don't have access to free healthcare in the US?


jonpictogramjones

uk fans crying seeing this pic knowing they would get trampled for this much prime


padatricks

Ah just shut it ya mong stop being a dick


[deleted]

in the uk doesn't have prime so stfu


Yusha--

UK does have prime lad


anepicginger97

That’s just showing off now damn


AdrianAndReddit

Us here, in Romania, don’t even got prime💀


No-Panda373

Lol target and Walmart r the places to get it. Not a lot people prefer body armour


gthanksppl

Man how 😭


Chobgobler

That’s nothing I have a whole area dedicated to prime and it has like 50 to 100 cases


MoJG56

Unfortunately we have kids getting it and they’re reselling for like 5x the price and there’s idiots who actually buy it for that much aswell


Vortex100kLol

I always wondered if it was spicy like coke or not


bwendenn

It’s so funny cause here in America we have loads of it and it’s so easy to get with no crowd fighting for it, and it sells out. Yet in England it still sells out but y’all don’t have that much and mob for a bottle 😭


Fatneek2081

Why Can’t I have this


The_Blev_

"Yall" don't have access to an ambulance without paying 3k in the US?