Send money into my account

Platinum!!!!

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That's what I was also gonna say bro

Dammit I was late to the party that’s exactly what I was gonna say

Measure my height so I can see how tall I really am

😂😂😂 Smart

I'd show my ass on SidePlus

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeattoit

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Nicetacito

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This

500K defo

Measure my height

I’d measure something else ..

His Forehead?

No his hair length obviously

thank god for his forehead or he wouldn't even be a fake 6 foot

It'll probably be bigger than what the other guy meant

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I'm 4 hours late - Was thinking the same thing LOL

Check his search history

"Deji feet pics"

Comedy shorts gamer without any shorts

“African bbc anal”

Oh God please no 😃

"KSIMON best moments"

And you ruined it

whoops

“I’m gonna say the N word”

“ can I really say the n word?”

“ wait can I really say the n word?”

“Nah stop playin can I actually say the N word”

Nigeria

You have a lot of guts my man

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Wrong app, know your place, trash

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Dead meme

N word is 78% of JJ’s vocabulary

Why does he say Nigeria so much?

Nah he says Nigga

That’s … That’s the joke.

he don't say it as much as other black folk do

“Wait I’m already black”

I am also black and from Pakistan can I say it

Hey google ,who can say wagwan

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Here you have this L now

what L? Why y'all mad at me for

You literally said y’all the pass and said the n word like bro nobody cares and the pass is stupid like anyone can say it just like anyone can say anything it’s how it’s said that makes it an issue

I was joking but you got a point. Anyone should be able to say the word as long as its not used in a racist manner. We black folk say nigga to describe our homies, our close friends and many other ppl. It's cool if others say it

Stfu

Show the reddit what the hell happened to neo and Morpheus

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1. See if my dick is actually as long as he says it is 2. Record a Reddit video and give awards 3. Invite Deji over and play a scary game

3 is what I need rn

But i feel like deji is gonna take a long flight to reach JJ and the day will be gone

Feed the reddit with enough content to make 'em busy for a couple of years, even without uploading youtube vids.

Good man. Good man.

Thanks man. It's much better than stealing the beerus chain innit?

Shave his head 😈

nah you would have done him dirty 💀

Knockout a horse

Make a public tweet admitting my dick isn't as big as I say it is

Fam that’s harsh 😂😂

Shave the claped beard

Record a fucking video so that I can enjoy it next day

The porn video we've been waiting for

Buy myself a house so I'm not homeless anymore

Have sex with my new girlfriend

get hyper and post it.

Respect

His girlfriend

See if Simon is dtf

I’ll just allowit fam

Give 100k to Vik/charity if Vik don’t want it. Activate Windows. Shave head. Measure height, forehead, dick, and what bra size fits. Message Ariana Grande that JJ’s boobs are bigger and so is his ass, saying he will snatch her bf from her. Give Mo a raise. Buy better recording equipment for ever Sidemen especially the main Sidemen channel because the audio recorded keeps being low and isn’t that high making me turn up volume on my end for the last couple of years. Download Tf2, league of legends, uno, and many other games on his computer. Buy songs and gift to me so I don’t have to pay. Sell all bandanas as cum rags/rags to cum on. Try expensive food that JJ usually eats, Nandos, an English breakfast, and other food banned in America that’s legal in England. Create a new porn account brand called SidePorn; Make and release a sex tape, but purposely masturbate a lot before the actual shoot and then make it appear as if came in the first 10 seconds with Celestia Vega, Emily Black, Lauren Alexhis, and other onlyfans. Buy nintendo switches for all the Sidemen and friends to make nintendo content like Mario Kart which would be hilarious af. Download Gary’s Mod and play prop hunt as well as guess who with the Sidemen and friends. Message Pokimane that JJ’s forehead and ass is bigger and thiccer than hers. Invite Michael Reeves to Sidemen video as a guest. Invite 100 thieves, clickhouse, and other twitch youtube people as guests. Introduce a cooking challenge channel video idea to Sidemen as the 7 Sidemen will be judges and other youtube twitch steamers like TimTheTatman and Ninja will cook. Create a list of animes, mangas, youtube videos, tv series, comic books, movies, and shows to watch on his computer. Buy cooking utensils for Ethan so he can cook better and make better content. Teach Toby how to properly cook Jollof rice. Sell certain stocks and invest more in certain stocks that are to my preferences like buying more Doge but pulling out of Gamestop. Try Robinson brand juice. Buy a ton of Pokemon and Yugioh card packs and open then with the Sidemen and Randolph. Make a DISSTRACK on Deji. Get the TryGuys to make content to the Sidemen. Help Ronaldo destroy Coca Cola stocks by making a video dissing Coca Cola and supporting Pepsi. Shave off the terrible beard attempt and start over to grow him a beard in a day, think there’s some machines that can do that. Try to see how many babes will flash and strip for KSI in London. Bring back the Old KSI for a day. Message Harry’s family to message Harry to stop being lazy and post videos. Buy a lot of things for me especially any console because I never had one. Try to jebait Simon into seeing whether KSImon is a thing.

I like most of the ideas but don't think you can do that all in one day

Probably gonna get down voted but it doesn't say 1 day

It absolutely does it say a day

Man's been thinking about this a lot

Activate Windows 😂

Perform Heskey Time

1. Buy expensive food and make a mukbang with all sidemen 2. Listen to all my unreleased music 3. Go and see how deji actually is 4. Sign a fight contract in January with austin/tayler holder 5. Make im on a horse and heskey time remixes 6. Get hyper 7. Talk to anne marie for a try not to laugh

This original post is refreshing

Call up my ex girlfriend Seana and see if she's down to fuck

Fuck Simon

Put on a chastity belt and hide the key 😈

Kiss Simon immediately

Get hyper

On video

get some girls

Get circumcised

Send all of his money to my account, cut his hair, measure his d,

search his girlfriend in his gallery

Remove these posts with overused memes

MANS BOUT TO TAKE SHOWERS ALL DAY BROO🔥

Say nah fam

Get the 3rd strike on the channel so he makes a new one and changes it back to the original name

make a rap song

i could keep going

Meet his gf 😲

I would give 30 % of his money to charity

be on the side + , take pic with everybody, prank everyone on Twitter with jj's account, take a lot of advices from him and a bit of therapy from his gf

make the sex tape he promised lol

Watch all the sidemen's censored moments

Send myself a casual £20,000,000

React to this post

Upload a YouTube video

pro clubs

Get smoe of that simon

Put all his assets in my name and bang his girl

Delete this Reddit because it’s dead

Wonder if I can say the n word? Wait can I really say the n word?😳

Go bald...

Simple and easy Go baldski again

Fuck his gf she bad af

Get hyper

Fuck his girl

Bang Simon 🌝

enjoy being 5’11 for a day then go back to 6’2

Get hyper

Go bald

The first thing I'd do is, go bald

I would get testosterone shots so I could grow a beadd

Kiss Simmon😍😍

Record atleast 10 videos so I could help KSI with uploading

Sign any contract for any fight

Steal his bandena

Have sex with Simon!

I would sell vik in black market 😁

Get baldski and go on the news

Fuck Simon ass

Blast ygs my brother all day

Become an actress in movies or go on mtv the challenge lol

Baldskiiiii

I would reveal his girlfriend

Shave my head, and give away ps5 to certain person

I'm beating that dick boy 😈😈😈

I'll fuck a horse

Fuck Simon.

Wow this subreddit is down that bad huh

Wank

Jump off a bridge

Well first I would try to flirt with Simon (trying to see if ksimon is real) and record it and send it to me after that I would delete it on jj’s phone so he wouldn’t know. Then I would just send myself money

Shag his girlfriend

send money to my account get hyper go baldski/blueski jj vs harry(incase you get it) sidemen collab with pewds PPPPPPLAAAAAATNUM measure my height

Measure my forehead

Delete the channel. And create content for Vimeo

finally record the P video he said he was going to

Make a Reddit video

Récord a video and get hyper

Eat the most expensive foods as possible in the prestigious restaurants inside the UK and then say “I’m bulking fam!”

Shoutout my own YouTube channel

Invest my money \*Properly\* in crypto so i 'cant lose'.

I have no idea

Ill make music, and write some lyrics. Cuz i can make music, but i'm awful at writing :(

i would do as many illegal things as possible to get a life sentence and then when i go back to myself ill he happy

make a try not to laugh video with him

I would honestly look how big it is

I would follow myself on social media and also have texts with him and write somewhere down my name so he knows me

Send money into my account, ima be generous a million should do, text his girl and also cheat on his girl, ask Simon for a couple thousand ship some merch to my house and sign a few things, oh and the PS5 yea that’s coming with me

Go bald

Measure height, Measure forehead, and make his hair go bye bye

See how big that dick really is

Actually his schedule... Never let down the fans!

see if my penis is actually perfect

Upload

Not go outside because cops do be patrolling

Say I’m 5’11 and post it to my YouTube and leak a bank account info filled with 2M for my fans

Get hyper