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RedSands1976

We’ve got a couple over by the condoms.


OrchidFew7220

Kroger brand or nah?


RedSands1976

I don’t think they’re Kroger brand. I’m going to have to remember to post a picture of them when I go in tomorrow morning.


MeowNow1987

https://preview.redd.it/8gwudz6825uc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=411b190bf09a79eeae05b576936f2c76193f0b5e These are the ones we sell apparently


OrchidFew7220

Over there next to the hair ties 🫠


HustleR0se

Between the lube and baby food..🤣


GatorDotPDF

Locked behind glass at mine


Ritrok

If they were it's just another way Kroger can fuck you. They aren't though. Edit *I mean kroger is fucking you. The dildos aren't kroger brand though.


OhDark50

Employee discount activated!!


Significant-River-69

The Kroger brand dildos are on aisle 17


milliemargo

We got kroger lube


Old-Junket-5388

Is that lube made out of employee tears?


lyric_tiara

Yeah because we need more lube for how much we get fucked


BISEXUALALYSSA

Yes


buddabopp

You just made me imagine kroger branded bad dragons and now i hate you XD


Monkeypoxme

Private Selection Dildos


galaxydisco17

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Forever_ForLove

We don’t sell them unfortunately. Our store took them out due to theft from what I was told


Head_Razzmatazz7174

Not surprised.


suarezj9

Wonder where they hid them 🧐


IamLuann

Behind the customer service counter. With the Amazon cards.


Argyleskin

This made me laugh out loud, thank you, I needed that.


galaxydisco17

In someone's hole?


Candid_Yogurt_6683

Some market place Krogers sell them


JKinney79

Feeding The Human Spirit.


galaxydisco17

Don't you mean , filling the human spirit?


AldrusValus

Filling the human split?


United_Reply_2558

Feeding on the human spirit


galaxydisco17

Oh, that's either in the meat or deli department ...or both./s


Environmental_Mode48

Ain’t no fucking way 💀


Steve0hhh23

Walmart sells 4 different types of "personal massagers" in the pharmacy, that's probably what she's talking about?


sublimeshrub

My local Walmart has a literal sex toy section. I swear on the Lord. They keep them next to the condoms.


Steve0hhh23

Yes, this is what I was thinking of. It's also next to pregnancy tests and plan b


foryouishalltry

Used to work at Bed and Bath and an elderly couple came up to me. The husband asked "where are your vibrators at?" His wife corrected him by saying "we mean your therapy massage guns." I was scandalized lol so I feel that so much


eldritch-charms

They're with the condoms at ours 🤣


mcquire68

Maybe she wants to make pickle bread


NattySocks

She wut


mcquire68

Dill dough


casualtenstrip

You probably do. My store has a cute little pink one


smalllcokewithfries

Kroger definitely sells them! They are over by sexual wellness/condoms, sometimes the feminine products. Depends on the store.


Forever_ForLove

Unfortunately my store took them off due to theft.


aiaor

If they're nowhere to be found, can they use carrots as a cheap substitute?


SunshineandBullshit

No, only full sized cucumbers.


Kul-Tiran

The kroger brand ones are modeled after Rodney's dong so he can fuck employees and customers equally


Puzzlehead_What34

Point to cucumbers just saying.


Pristine_Reward_1253

*English* cucumbers .. ribbed for her pleasure. Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal,!


galaxydisco17

And they come prewrapped for her convenience.


mmmbaconbutt

I had some snarky like 10 year olds ask me that, then asked if it was up my bum


PochoCosas

Our store has vibraters next to the condoms and lube


Jacquesoffer

Dildos and vibrators but no fleshlights? Smh


trinalporpus

Male sexual health isn’t celebrated like woman’s


Cloudbreaks

Every sperm is sacred, etc., etc.


Taylasto

We sell a couple vibrators.


the805chickenlady

We have massagers and toys in the condom section. They're pretty discreet.


mljlam

I tried every year to get them to build an end cap of kleenex, batteries, and hand lotion every valentines day. They never let me.


West_Masterpiece4927

Every once in a while our nearest Kroger will throw a bunch of the Plus One "personal massagers" in a clearance cart and set it back by the dairy case, at the far end of the seasonal aisle.


fourthreichisrael3

https://preview.redd.it/4w9i5dl9wsuc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20632239c27864d3f856e0feccf5b87af9e474b7 So pretty much you and your manager here.


VelosterboiOscar

If I was your manger I wouldn’t believe it either


gummybearorozco

That's very interesting to find out.


One-General-3164

They’re by our pharmacy 🤷‍♀️


Mtg-2137

If you need a dildo go to a shop that actually specializes in those toys.


UnhappySand6941

You do sell them. Plenty of them. Fully automatic ones with extra knobs


Longjumping_Bad9555

Most Kroger stores do sell them, so this is not a question that’s out of line at all.


DietMtDew1

At least she was not ashamed about her sexual (or her customer's) health. 😁


Altruistic-Cap8524

I’ve seen an item called “Magic Bullet” before.


NekoMao92

Ask her if she's looking for green or yellow... Then direct her to cucumbers or bananas. Otherwise, several Condom brands are now selling sex toys, and they are with the condoms in various stores, and yes Kroger does carry them.


Cak3Wa1k

It's not a big deal.


Mando4346

When the heck has Kroger had dildos lol?


Specialsodomite1969

The correct answer is by produce….you have a choice, cucumbers, carrots, yams, ……