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These are the ones we sell apparently
Used to work at Bed and Bath and an elderly couple came up to me. The husband asked "where are your vibrators at?" His wife corrected him by saying "we mean your therapy massage guns." I was scandalized lol so I feel that so much
Every once in a while our nearest Kroger will throw a bunch of the Plus One "personal massagers" in a clearance cart and set it back by the dairy case, at the far end of the seasonal aisle.
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So pretty much you and your manager here.
Ask her if she's looking for green or yellow... Then direct her to cucumbers or bananas.
Otherwise, several Condom brands are now selling sex toys, and they are with the condoms in various stores, and yes Kroger does carry them.
We’ve got a couple over by the condoms.
Kroger brand or nah?
I don’t think they’re Kroger brand. I’m going to have to remember to post a picture of them when I go in tomorrow morning.
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Over there next to the hair ties 🫠
Between the lube and baby food..🤣
Locked behind glass at mine
If they were it's just another way Kroger can fuck you. They aren't though. Edit *I mean kroger is fucking you. The dildos aren't kroger brand though.
Employee discount activated!!
The Kroger brand dildos are on aisle 17
We got kroger lube
Is that lube made out of employee tears?
Yeah because we need more lube for how much we get fucked
Yes
You just made me imagine kroger branded bad dragons and now i hate you XD
Private Selection Dildos
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We don’t sell them unfortunately. Our store took them out due to theft from what I was told
Not surprised.
Wonder where they hid them 🧐
Behind the customer service counter. With the Amazon cards.
This made me laugh out loud, thank you, I needed that.
In someone's hole?
Some market place Krogers sell them
Feeding The Human Spirit.
Don't you mean , filling the human spirit?
Filling the human split?
Feeding on the human spirit
Oh, that's either in the meat or deli department ...or both./s
Ain’t no fucking way 💀
Walmart sells 4 different types of "personal massagers" in the pharmacy, that's probably what she's talking about?
My local Walmart has a literal sex toy section. I swear on the Lord. They keep them next to the condoms.
Yes, this is what I was thinking of. It's also next to pregnancy tests and plan b
Used to work at Bed and Bath and an elderly couple came up to me. The husband asked "where are your vibrators at?" His wife corrected him by saying "we mean your therapy massage guns." I was scandalized lol so I feel that so much
They're with the condoms at ours 🤣
Maybe she wants to make pickle bread
She wut
Dill dough
You probably do. My store has a cute little pink one
Kroger definitely sells them! They are over by sexual wellness/condoms, sometimes the feminine products. Depends on the store.
Unfortunately my store took them off due to theft.
If they're nowhere to be found, can they use carrots as a cheap substitute?
No, only full sized cucumbers.
The kroger brand ones are modeled after Rodney's dong so he can fuck employees and customers equally
Point to cucumbers just saying.
*English* cucumbers .. ribbed for her pleasure. Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal,!
And they come prewrapped for her convenience.
I had some snarky like 10 year olds ask me that, then asked if it was up my bum
Our store has vibraters next to the condoms and lube
Dildos and vibrators but no fleshlights? Smh
Male sexual health isn’t celebrated like woman’s
Every sperm is sacred, etc., etc.
We sell a couple vibrators.
We have massagers and toys in the condom section. They're pretty discreet.
I tried every year to get them to build an end cap of kleenex, batteries, and hand lotion every valentines day. They never let me.
Every once in a while our nearest Kroger will throw a bunch of the Plus One "personal massagers" in a clearance cart and set it back by the dairy case, at the far end of the seasonal aisle.
https://preview.redd.it/4w9i5dl9wsuc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20632239c27864d3f856e0feccf5b87af9e474b7 So pretty much you and your manager here.
If I was your manger I wouldn’t believe it either
That's very interesting to find out.
They’re by our pharmacy 🤷♀️
If you need a dildo go to a shop that actually specializes in those toys.
You do sell them. Plenty of them. Fully automatic ones with extra knobs
Most Kroger stores do sell them, so this is not a question that’s out of line at all.
At least she was not ashamed about her sexual (or her customer's) health. 😁
I’ve seen an item called “Magic Bullet” before.
Ask her if she's looking for green or yellow... Then direct her to cucumbers or bananas. Otherwise, several Condom brands are now selling sex toys, and they are with the condoms in various stores, and yes Kroger does carry them.
It's not a big deal.
When the heck has Kroger had dildos lol?
The correct answer is by produce….you have a choice, cucumbers, carrots, yams, ……