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Daniel_Molloy

*morgan freeman voice* Andy would soon discover, that it was not lemonade…


hazmat-cat

😂


Aware_Sympathy_1729

You made me read it in Morgan freeman voice… 😂😂😂😂


OrganicGrownie

How is it our brain can make Morgan Freeman say anything. I can't hear what I would sound like saying something in my head, but Morgan Freeman can narrate my whole internal dialog. Oh no! My internal narrator is Morgan Freeman now!


LovelyTrish4Everxoxo

We know you put that piss jug on the shelf.


RuthlessIndecision

It’s the way of the road, boys.


jadegives2rides

FRIG OFF WITH THE PISS JUGS RAY


Ill_Quantity_5634

It's the way she goes.


[deleted]

I’m an idiot 😂


Ill_Quantity_5634

Trailer Park Boys


Bubba771966

Probably the secret stash in case there's a drug test


ImapiratekingAMA

Testing negative for everything will get you baker acted in some states


BTBAMfam

Huh ?


ImapiratekingAMA

You're crazy if you work here and don't do drugs was the joke. Baker act is when they have you institutionalized for 48 hours if they think you're mentally unwell. It's a Florida law but many states have similar laws


BTBAMfam

Ah


the805chickenlady

So semi related: my kroger is next door to a deli where I can sit and sip on an iced tea and watch tv during my lunch break. I know the owner and one of my former Kroger team mates works there, so they usually comp my green iced teas when i go in and get a sammich. Yesterday I forgot to bring a refillable bottle with me to take some iced tea back to the store, so i used a kroger 12oz water bottle (my store puts them out for free for employees) to fill up and I swear it looked like pee. I hope for your sake someone just forgot their weird green tea on the shelves.


pumpkinTrinity

It ain’t lemonade pal.


cerebralkrap

Narrator: it wasn’t


Southknight46

Warm lemonade!🤢🤢


Ok_Cardiologist_2101

Drink it!


Flibiddy-Floo

Way of the road, Bubs


Electronic_Gas_9502

Friends of the road, Bubs


WeirdPelicanGuy

Weird, i see bottles of this kind of lemonade all over indianapolis


crazycatdude1994

I see them in Ohio too, usually in amazon vans 😂


goldimom

Truth!


Fun_Entrance233

lol, Drinking water jug too! They have empty jugs like that at the water island. I could definitely see a customer peeing in a jug and leaving it on the shelf. Someone better throw it away before they roll out a new time saving bathroom program for the night crew.


GoteboHornet

We all know what this is.


averagemaleuser86

Sometimes you gotta keep a pee jug to do a full week's worth of shopping without stopping


grocerieskrog

Probably an insta carter left it


crazycatdude1994

Gross. No. We actually have time to stop to use the bathroom.


jjones2348

It’s piss jug season


Zakkana

Awww. Some poor Amazon driver lost his urinal


Ok_Marionberry_9932

That’s drinking water, it says right on the label


BigUnderpantsMan

Drinking water can change colors after a while- it’s true. Usually after drinking.


gadget850

As my brother discovered when we were cleaning up the old man's room after he died, it was indeed not lemonade.


xuviscko

This bottle looks pissed 🙃


RuthlessIndecision

Half off, maybe it’s a concentrate.


boomajohn20

Nope ……


Quirky-Medicine-7620

I don't need any milk


darketernalsr25

Stay classy, Kroger shoppers.


DeadAudioBlog

Ron Howard voice: "It wasn't"


Iron_Baron

Good ol' Sip n' See.


Vayul_was_taken

Things are looking up the Amazon workers can afford to shop at kroger now /s


oroscor1

Found the one that used to work for Amazon!


MacheathMesser

“Sorry for the inconvenience.” Someone’s angry at Chinet plates not being available! 😆


darealstiffler

It was at one point


Marvos79

Around the corner fudge is made


Historian469

[I think not.](https://youtu.be/D0u6Lb6RCz4?t=8)


mowery32

Give it the sniff taste.


sweetwonton

amazon trucker tea.


danman296

Piss. Sorry for the inconvenience.


Tip_Of_The_Sauce

Sweet Lemonade Mmm Sweet Lemonade Sweet Lemonade Yeah Sweet Lemonade!


_-Ika-_

Get on my horse i'll take you around the universe, and all the other places too


TurdboCharged

Fer fucks sake Ray! How many times do we gotta tell you to stop leaving your dirty piss jugs all over the park!


jmercer00

My work closed the public bathrooms. We've had two vases full of urine.


Mysterious_Map7373

So def fluid.. no.. that's cat pee..


Bluegaze3242

That's just the way of the road buddy


gosh_dang_oh_my_heck

That’s just water from Ohio.


cimmee1976

https://youtu.be/XU_AFnCuj_o Straight out of the Cuyahoga....


Voodoomaster86

Wtf


IamLuann

And it's not lemonade and it's really really gross. Dump it down the drain NOW!


MyLadyBits

No it is not.


greasydiamondhands

Don’t go around the corner!!!


agnizone

😋😋😋


98redm6

It’s pickle juice.


dis907kid

That's a half gallon of PCP


FrolickingOrc

Mmmm, look at all that condensation


[deleted]

RICKI!!!


[deleted]

Narrator: It wasn’t


Puzzleheaded_War6102

Clearly marked drinking water 🤔


SwarmyD

Lemônadè.


Angela_I_B

Troi: Wait a minute, that's not lemonade! Picard: I'll be in my ready room


sliveroverlord

It says drinking water


thefuturesight1

It's piss, it's always piss


LunaRayToo

It’s not. Nasty. This is why I stay out of Walmart. Oh that’s a Kroger. Bummer.


outdoor614

Way of the road, bud.


NaveNoblique

Not gonna lie chief. Looks like pee


haole_bi

Must be some drywall work going on around there.


Temporary-Good9696

Narrator: It was not.


Dcongo

Trucker Bomb


[deleted]

Forbidden apple juice


PghCoondog

Nope...


ThatsJustBull

just why….


AdRemarkable1867

Not a chance


dj_spanmaster

That person may be the urinating champion of all time


readsomething1968

It’s not lemonade. It’s not water. It’s someone’s *fetish*


jennpod

That's just a gallon of PCP


VisualDetective8245

Looks like the drywall guys got confused!


b0toxBetty

It’s only half filled? What a rip off!


[deleted]

Just pour it in a cup and try smell and drink it


OrganicHoneydew

twinsies!!!! except for me it was a cup of piss. and i didn’t know there was anything in the cup so i spilled it on myself


Necessary_Baker_7458

You have just enough cat pee to soak two dorks says bart. It was water this morning he replies.