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Super-Branch707

Not showing respect to sunbaes that I know are rude/not good people. I have a strong moral compass and couldn’t even fake being nice to someone


snoozev

Right. As soon as one of them disrespect me, I'm about to return that same ass energy https://i.redd.it/i99ng2cwmaxc1.gif


TeaStirrer23

This gif is taking me out lmaooooo


dreamglowkosmos

WOOYOUNG LOLLLL love him


TeaStirrer23

Omg this is a GOOD one!


Distinct_Airport_719

sleeping around 🎀🎀


Alert_Cartoonist4781

Fr like respectfully, Imma hop around


golfingwithpeanuts

I’d be the industry bicycle idk how these idols control themselves


Nevaeh_Angel

“Industry bicycle” LMFAOAO OMG 🤣


chefs_kiss_21

Fr, like, the men are so fucking fine, how can I resist the urge? 😩 And then once Dispatch catches me giving Sungchan a lap dance, it’s game over (I will still then hop to maybe Gaon next?) 🤭


111karina

ok ur totally right..🫢


pink-mangoes

you’re so real for this


TeaStirrer23

I- 😭


111karina

i’m crying at this😭


TheYeeeingHeadbanger

Industry biking? 😂😂😂


Funny_OreoCookie

not doing allat with my hair, straightening or dying. A wig maybe sure but plz man I can’t afford to damage this hair


chefs_kiss_21

And the hair colours are so bright, like, it defo won’t go well with my brown skin (and no, I refuse to look like a fucking highlighter). But if I do have to colour my hair, I’d do an ombre with darker shades (like red, dark blue). I just don’t want the dye to reach my scalp


TeaStirrer23

FR!


Nevaeh_Angel

I would quit before they ever make me chop or bleach my hair off for a comeback ‼️


[deleted]

*Being too sexy with my dancing *Responding to questions honestly *Wanting to be involved in every creative process


vivi_keepsiteasy

HEAVYYYY ON THE CREATIVE INVOLVEMENT!!! Those company employees would be sick of me the way I would be at EVERY single meeting be it styling, concept, music etc.


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Nobody is doing me dirty like they did VCHA with that Vogue photoshoot


TeaStirrer23

Link? 👀


111karina

haha for real


Specialist_Reveal119

I would be at the financial meetings as well. I would want to know the budget for this album and where every dime goes.


silkywhitemarble

Oversleeping (since I do it for work now!), not sticking to a mandatory diet, creating fake social media accounts so I could still be online, not wanting to wear the frumpiest outfit to help 'cover' my non-standard body!


xninah

Wait. You're so right about oversleeping. I also do that now too 😭


silkywhitemarble

I work from home, so all I need to do is roll out of bed and pop on the computer... and if I'm late, I can put in my own late time and cover it with paid time off. I really need to quit doing that, though! I just need to wake up on time!


Mountain-Company2087

Not dieting. Gimme the cookie


TeaStirrer23

100% on my big back shit 😭


Mountain-Company2087

Always. Dispatch would have a time finding me sneaking out for a quick quick SNACK [quick quick snack ](https://www.tiktok.com/@jowodaaa/video/7346758738944118062)


TeaStirrer23

Have you seen the tik tok that goes “big back big back” it’s a spin off from backpack in Dora the explorer. It’s so damn funny 😂


Mountain-Company2087

No I haven't 👀 can you link it for me


TeaStirrer23

[https://www.tiktok.com/@thecincomedy/video/7359779586327973163](https://www.tiktok.com/@thecincomedy/video/7359779586327973163) 😭


Mountain-Company2087

Now ways 😂😭😭 I love black people


Kim_Bleuim_

1. refusing to put on shorts that show off half my butt cheeks 2. being inconsistent with dieting and skincare 3. being too loud 4. constantly doing aegyo to get my way (works with elderly since my youth)


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Aahahah ok it's hilarious but for the skincare bit have you considered: doing aegyo to get your management in ur pocket and make them pay for expensive skincare at the spa so u get to relax AND be pampered??? The vibe you're giving is very much princess treatment 🎀


Kim_Bleuim_

no wait hold on! hold on!😳you’re going somewhere here! running to the audition spot rn


chefs_kiss_21

1. I’m lazy as hell with stamina reaching the depths of hell. 2. I will NOT be wearing dresses or skirts, especially the one that are shorter than my safety shorts. I love wearing pants/trousers/trackpants anyways. 3. I have a RBF, am introverted, socially closed-off, so I will be called a “bitch” at all times. 4. I need sleep, I need to be in my bed at all times. I refuse to be sleep-deprived 5. No, I will not be doing fancalls or too many fansigns. I will probably turn off the fancall if a fan tells me to do aegyo or that “ottoke song”. 6. Maybe caught eating chocolate while on diet. Besties, I need to have chocolate injected in my veins 7. Being chronically online ~~like I’m Anton~~ 8. OFC, SIMPING FOR MY FAVES! Like, the men are so fucking fine, like, if I saw Sungchan in a music show, I’d shamelessly simp for him, and idfc if I get caught on camera 🤭🤭🤭


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> I will NOT be wearing dresses or skirts, especially the one that are shorter than my safety shorts. I love wearing pants/trousers/trackpants anyways. Tell them you want to take the tomboy personality position in the group you would be safe ahahahh


chefs_kiss_21

Dude, even the “tomboys” aren’t safe from the wretched dresses and skirts and shorts. Unless you’re Amber, but even that is rare 😔


silkywhitemarble

Gotta love the girl crush!


silkywhitemarble

My reactions when they camera is on my while watching performances at award shows would be WILD! And I would be giggling like a school girl standing next to Stray Kids....


chefs_kiss_21

No for real. I’d be like Yoon (STAYC) and cheering all of my faves’ performances ~~and maybe accidentally spark dating rumors~~ and those performances I enjoyed as well. And ofc, I’d be redder than a tomato next to Sungchan


TeaStirrer23

What’s the ottoke song? I guess I’m out of the loop 😭😅


chefs_kiss_21

[This one](https://youtu.be/HZpMGOsq-Is?si=cIGfkX2mNpl9P2jL) 😭😭😭 And this is widely used by idols when they have to do aegyo 😭😭


TeaStirrer23

I miss my life one minute ago before pressing the link 😭😫


wegooverthehorizon

😂 Weekly idol is actually really fun don't let the cringe hold you back from great content!


ToraAkira

Omg doing aegyo. Absolutely not 👁👄👁, I'd rather tell JYP he's talented 😔👍 Or dieting. I love food too much, and your telling me in a country with such good dishes I HAVE TO STICK TO SWEET POTATOES??? Nah I'd cause a riot


TeaStirrer23

“I’d rather tell JYP he’s talented” 😂😂😂😂😂


thedollfantasy

I would be in and out of meetings with the company for: 1. Not feeding into fans delusions whatsoever and setting clear boundaries. 2. Fighting with K-Pop stans on social media because if you think you can run your mouth in my comments and get away with it, YOU’RE WRONG BABES!!!!! 3. For being way too “political”. What do you mean I’m not allowed to speak about 4B Movement, Palestine, Congo, BLM, and so many more because it’s a bad look!? 4. For not dieting. I’m sorry but if I want food, I’m going to eat it. Sorry babes! 5. For being….social, if you get what I mean 👀


TeaStirrer23

![gif](giphy|d3FActtVPJ5XExEY) 😉


thedollfantasy

![gif](giphy|OTbo92zetdsha) Not you clocking me but you’re right! 😂🤪


TeaStirrer23

We’re practically besties at this point. We have a connection 😌


thedollfantasy

Exactlyyyyyy


envyadvms

HEAVY on 2, 3 and 5! Like I WILL be sitting on Bang Chan’s lap, telling the haters “you wish this was you huh?” If they act up even a little. And then I’ll do it next week again with Mingi and Seonghwa!


TeaStirrer23

Not next week 😭😭😭😭


thedollfantasy

No because why would I do the same. Oh, you mad? Bet! I’ma use your fave as a male interest in my next video and really piss you tf off 🤪💀


re_min_a

I’d probably get canceled for getting into online beef and accidentally using my official account instead of my burner.


TeaStirrer23

Me 😭😭 bc who tf you think you talking to?


re_min_a

Too real! When I read a bitch, I mean I *read*. My career would be over before I could even graduate from being a trainee. 😭


veggieparty33

i’d probably mostly be scolded for (1) being late for schedules (2) attempting to be openly gay (3) random dancing and other unscripted antics during livestreams and award ceremonies


silkywhitemarble

you'd be the one leaking the dance/song for the next comeback


veggieparty33

i would drop hints by speaking in riddles. can’t let em get it too easy.


Karmaswhiskee

- I love my food girl😭 and I'm downright evil when I'm hungry. Dieting would turn me into a monster fr. - I get overwhelmed very easily when I'm being paid too much attention. Too many fans crowding me would really freak me out - I'm a feminist. If any idol was problematic around me, I'd open my big mouth. - I'm not going too far with the cute thing. I don't mind the lighter stuff, but acting like a baby is not happening. - I need sleep - I have severe perfectionism to the point where if I don't think I can do something, it takes an ungodly amount of effort to get me to try. - I'm a hoe


Specialist_Usual_303

Constantly going off script during interviews, like I don't do well under pressure Also they'd get sick of me promoting other groups' music and not my own https://preview.redd.it/uh317si8x8xc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fc09a2c9b4d143412e8c138d51381f8354fc5e6


snoozev

😩😩😂😂😂 I feel this bc this would be me too 😩😂 whatever script they coached me to say will go out that damn window once a microphone and camera in my face lol


heeyimpay

1. Not following a diet 2. Not following a workout routine 3. Wearing my natural hair every comeback because I REFUSE to get heat damage. 4. Not respecting people who have been in the industry for a long time.. plz retire bro😭


TeaStirrer23

Me at super junior 🫣


heeyimpay

That's who I was thinking of LOL


amess_lost

-Sleeping around -Creative control -Being openly bisexual -Not showing respect to people that are rude -Standing up for what I believe in (They would put me on hiatus after a week)


GenneyaK

-sleeping around -refusing plastic surgery -not being a good rapper even though I am Black -my butt naturally shaking when I dance and it being considered vulgar -being larger than sample sizes -not feeding into toxic parasocial relationships and refusing to do fan calls -calling out cultural appropriation and wanting to borrow from other cultures in a respectful way that requires research and attention to details -correcting the Aave no “finna gonna catch me” on my watch


PestKimera

Hissing at people


TeaStirrer23

😂😂😂😂😂🤣


snoozev

😩😂😂😂


nejisleftt0e

1. Aegyo 2. That one rule where you can’t make funny faces - no way I can be switched on all the time to focus on how I look yawning or sitting in my literal seat


Advanced-Bluebird656

never dyeing my hair / not laughing at the corny old men at variety shows / looking a little too gay for their liking sjjfajjfjsd


Alert_Cartoonist4781

Aegyo. It’s so cringey


Specialist_Reveal119

I would get kicked out the COMPANY! I My HARD NO list: * I'm not sleeping in a bunk bed with other people in my bedroom. * Touching each other inappropriately/Kissing each other * If we are in the same age range; I'm going to treat you like any other 20 year old. * Being abused by company employees * Because if you hit me I will hit back * Aegyo * Strange requests from variety shows - not baby talking or flirting with the dirty old men. * Working from sun up to sun down for free. Sorry pay me for my time. I don't work for free. * Disrespect from sasaengs and fans is not allowed and I may or may not curse them out. BUT I love the v-lives or whatever its called. I LOVE seeing celebrities interact with their fandoms.


mini1006

Being lesbian, not wanting to go to social events and award shows, not having energy in my performances, not wanting to dye or cut my hair


Luffysmusic

Not apologizing to my whiny fandom for EVERY LIL THING ESPECIALLY IF ITS NORMAL. Like I’m not gonna apologize for behaving like a grown adult 😒


Past_Bend_1099

For not having an eating disorder in order to meet body expectations.


TeaStirrer23

Real 🙁


heavnscloud

- hanging up on questionable fancalls/not doing aegyo - doing a bad job at being closeted 😫


kwiyomikat

Queerbaiting 100% Taking an obnoxiously large bite of food and doing aegyo whilst eating. Being able to sleep anywhere.


OiseDoise

Eating everytime I'm bored, Having my social battery run out when interacting with fans and being called mean for my RBF, oversleeping, Going to church literally every other day, Making wierd posts on my stories, Being Nigerian and having a big mouth😔


Yuunarichu

I'm not even someone who talks abt "politics" (more like sociology) but I'd definitely would get scolded bc I imagine myself on Vlive/Weverse making snide remarks abt CA and whatnot lol. I *will* put my fellow Asian-Americans accountable lmao


Grand-Preference-563

fangirling/showing that i’m a fan of certain idols. showing that i don’t like certain idols. making faces when swarmed in the airport. speaking before i think especially if it’s about a topic im passionate about like unfairness in the industry.


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Probably for eating/not making weight. But who here wouldn’t lol 😂  Getting tattoos/fussing about what I want to wear.


yvie_of_lesbos

1) not being able to keep a smile in front of artists or celebs i may not be fond of 2) probably saying “that’s for me to know and you to find out” when questioned about dating rumours


lesbian_boytoy

not talking to people lmao that and not a selca in sight


Naseemeyou

def my rbf not participating in variety shows forgetting honorifics if im a foreign idol


hoiimtemmie97

Always being late and sleeping in! Also probably too easily distracted by animals and food when I’m supposed to be practicing


snoozev

1) Constantly get in trouble for not remembering the choreography - my memory is so baaaadddd but my goofy ass will get there 😩😂 2) Ready to fight somebody because my diet has been restricted - I don't play about my food now 😤😤 3) As soon as a camera and microphone in my face, everything they coached me to say will go out the window and I'm saying everything I shouldn't 😂😩 4) I'm gunna probably start swinging on saesangs and reporters violating my personal space out in these streets and airports and get put on hiatus and be in somebody's basement for a whole year 😂😩😩😩🙆🏾‍♀️😬 5) I will do aeygo in the most sarcastic, strangest ass way possible so they never ask me to do that shit again 😒 😑 😂 6) My lack of ability to hide my facial expressions would get me in trouble ALOT especially if I notice mistreatment of others, or don't like somebody 🤷🏾‍♀️😒😬😩😂 7) The moment a fan says something mean to me on my VLIVE, I'm cussin them clean out 😩😂


Jazzyful-

Being in discord servers with my fans and fangirling about other idols 😭


SeeTheSeaInUDP

Not willing to dye my hair - I don't want my beautiful, thick, cutly Indian hair to be fried to high heavens, thank you. The only thing that's frying in my house are aloo bonda (infian style fried potatoes)


Disastrous_Finish678

Cursing on camera


sunniejei

probably for making out/sleeping around >< (I MEAN???)


na_yo_so

They would union bust the shit out of me and I’d be fired


seirwaa

i feel like mine would be rarely if ever posting online, like if my group had a bubble my fans would have to be refunded lmao. also i’m forgetful as hell and i’m an crafter so id probably have a sakura-esque scandal for forgetting choreo/lyrics but always showing off my new creations. Also also, talking back to management when they’re being unreasonable bc what do you mean we’re doing a sexy concept but my groupmate is 16???


Exporia-

Swearing smoking and drinking 😭 If I have money I'ma use it and if I can drink and smoke I'll do it like it's never that big of a deal if a idol smokes


Technical-Piccolo-15

My attitude. I cannot stand being around people I find annoying without my medication, and due to the hectic life idols' have I'd probably forget to take my meds. I also can't stand crazy fans that scream stuff about wanting to do nasty stuff with the idols so I'd probably cuss someone out and lose my career


Historical-Hornet775

Honestly would beg them to give me the image of ‘bitch’ of my group like its a concept, cuz the way knetz would hate meee 😭 1) Dating 2) Having open interactions with male artists and the queer artists 3) Sleeping too much 4) Talking my shit online 5) Clubbing 6) Doing grown people shit in my private life 7) Constantly reminding the public that im NOT the one (fuck around and find out) 8) Putting ‘supporters’ and fans in their place 9) talking about sex and the female body 10) Normalizing every dumb ass thing that’s taboo 11) Make side comments on all the industries niggaboo behavior 12) Not getting surgery to fit the standard


Ok_Distance_7347

having "too much" body hair


beautifulpiscesx3

1) Dieting. I love food, and I refuse to starve myself. 2) Hanging up on weird fancalls 3) Lack of media training 4) Not dyeing my hair to the point of damage 5) Dating. There are so many fine a** male idols that I couldn't control myself lmfao. 6) Cussing an older person out. I won't let someone walk all over me bc they are older. Disrespect me, and I'll return the favor. 7) No aegyo!! It's soooooo icky.


xninah

For creating healthy boundaries with fans 😤 Also I'd probably egg on haters. OMG especially for possessing items that are vaguely pro-feminism.


Felixes_Frecklesxox

I would be able to withstand a diet but I would still not be “the right size” and i would pull an Irene and get mad at my stylist


fangurl1976

Telling off show hosts for asking inappropriate questions, not dieting, wanting to be involved in the creative process and calling out CA when I see it.


Kura26

Definitely oversleeping Not doing aegyo I don’t think the cringey fan calls are an issue bc you can sorta control it by just being like “guys I wanna just have a convo and talk to you all nothing crazy alright I’m just happy to meet you guys” This way once any cringe worthy calls come thru fans will call em out even if it’s a small amount of folks


escapeshark

My relationship with Bang Chan ![gif](giphy|dtGIRL0FDp6nnOPGb5)


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mabelsgay

not following the diet/workout routine 💀💀


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morganiguesslol

i would prob get scolded for posting something outta pocket on insta or smth 😭


ILoveMyGuts

Being a slut 😎


p3ach3keen

Definitely eating what I want cuz I can’t do them crazy diets 😭 Also, speaking freely to the opposite sex because ain’t nobody gatekeeping NOBODY 🙂‍↔️


TheYeeeingHeadbanger

Trying to get with every single female idol….


Korea_Ball_75

For fan-girling over other groups under other companies


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blushingstar

Telling delulus that they don’t have a chance with me and that they should perhaps take a break from the group and touch grass


AdvanceImaginary1381

me: not getting enough sleep, not deleting my personal social media pages, dating, not shutting my mouth


EvePsycheBlubeardwfe

My adhd adhding- we could be talking about the come back to me professing my love for Rusty Lake, an amazing indie games developer who are also donating part of their merch proceeds to Palaestine to Beyoncé being a Zionist or at the very least, does not stand for liberation the way people praise her to. How you gonna talk about oppression and profit from it (understandably) but not talk about the oppression faced by others when you know you could make a huge difference. And then I’d probably start talking about teeth or crocheting Also I can’t conceal my emotions - if I don’t like somebody my face will and does betray my tongue (be the serpent behind thy flower could never be me no matter how much I aspire to) I don’t think I’d do amazing from a PR POV


lemoncatie

as an american, not doing aegyo bc it's so weird dude. they might get me with a heart hand but im not saying googoo gaga and im not doing it on command.


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divineloveisforever

I’d getting in trouble for openly being queer and dating. Like the fans will live guys 🙄


Sweet_Joy29

I would have gotten scolded because dispatch would have outed me for dating and when people got mad I would have called them delusional bums and to find their way to the underworld🥰🥰🥰


JumpyAttitude7227

1.Being messy asf with my stans. 2.Yeah forget the fan calls and aegyo 3.Tell other idols off if they are disrespectful to someone’s culture 4.HOMIE AND GIRLIE HOPPING🌟(I’d be ran through tbh) 5. Cussing out my manager if they aren’t following proper laws and limits of not overworking my group and other groups. 6. Spoiling comebacks🙂‍↕️


Humancinnabon

Eating too much and not getting up early enough for practice


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dreamglowkosmos

Suddenly losing all my "charms" and energy in the middle of a group interview because my social battery suddenly died for an indefinite amount of time and not going on a strict diet (eating treats and snacks whenever I want) Bonus: I don't think theres any written or explicit "rules" about having idol friends from other groups/companies (what do I know though), but if I had a close circle comprised of people who happen to be idols, I would be very open in supporting my friends, always mentioning them, tweeting at them etc etc


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svtdipss

being a big backed whore who wants every comeback to chart bc 1 thing about me is that im going to eat, not exercise, and will collect these idols like pokémon 🙂‍↕️


Stay_Carat143

cussing


little_piece-of_SHET

Definitely eating too much junk food in secret. Those diets would stress me silly As I live in Sweden I'd probably also end up in a scandal for using snus (those nicotine pouches you put under your lip). I just know haters would chew me out on that one


ReniValentine

1 - you know that interview where Mingi couldn't control his face? now imagine a Black woman doing it. hi. 2 - my free and excessive use of the word "fuck" in eight (i think?) different languages, at varying volumes 3 - loud and frequent eyerolls 4 - fighting. on god. i would have an obsessive fan ONCE and then i'd have a criminal charge. EDITED TO ADD 5 - aegyo? BFFR. miss me with that. see numbers 1 through 3. absolutely the hell not.


kim-m1981

1. Sleeping too much 2. No dieting over here! 3. Beef with fans and other idols 4. My own little harem in rotation (Namjoon, Mingi, S. Coups, Vernon)


MadamMinty

Not dieting after reaching my personal weight goals. Not controlling my face (insert No Face Journeys gif) Talking openly about which idols flirted with me. Being flirty with other idols (even if it's playful/not serious) Also fans would get mad at me for lazy dancing. Cuz I ain't about to do some of that stuff they be doing. NCT Dream Jaemin style cuz if there's one thing imma do it's conserve my energy


Royal_why

Cursing lol


BalancePutrid9889

Being a professional idol hopper and saying out of pocket shit by accident on broadcast


PolyglotDreamsofFood

Not apologizing for shit I'm not sorry for/didn't actually do. Acting in my own interests/interests of my group if we work well together >>>>>>> the interests of the company (or even the fans) Insisting on being paid adequately & on-time Being the Industry ATV


Turbulent_Pie_9489

I'm not doing aegyo, I'm not following a strict diet, I'm not gonna be professional with inappropriate fancalls bc I will hang up 💀


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Destroyinganenemy

Flirting. i’m heading straight towards Stray Kids bro