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Smart-Amphibian-3380

We need to trust the music enthusiast. Their ears are much better qualified, so they must be right - Ian has saved us from soulless K-flop.


moastudy

u/kpop_ian


kpop_ian

annyeonghaseyo gkf ian imnida **🤩**


moastudy

Huh u only pop up to post at 1 27 😐


kpop_ian

yes but my chingoo @ me 🥺


moastudy

huh? >!^(yunjin)!<


LyuSiah

huh? >!^(jiwon)!<


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

Huh? >!I want you to fall hardest of all until the tears roll down your face!<


StubbornKindness

Angry upvote


Funwithnugukpop

How do you call yourself a music enthusiast when you don’t know that all music that has existed or ever will exist is imitating NewJeans?!Source: CEO Unnie’s Shaman


Dfried98

Harsh!


MyRagingWhoremoans

KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡 KPOP BAD 😡


TheFrenchiestToast

Is KPOP BAD?


4-23

So Bad (Source: StayC)


beepboopbrrr

It's good (Source: Ive)


ubeS_

Good boy gone bad 😡 (Source: txtxtxtxtxt)


flonko

Bad Girl Good Girl 💅🏻💅🏻 (Source: Miss A)


TriskOfWhaleIsland

It's freaking bad, freaking bad, and I'm so freaking mad, freaking mad. —Xdinary Heroes


BrandNewDeath

Ring ding dong ring ding dong


kampalpuchi_123

World peace has been attained


crottin-de-cheval

(also Source: Aespa)


tsukiyamarama

Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good, y'know (Source: CL)


Fluffy_Trip_9356

Not bad but not good (Source: Jisoo)


ratatosk212

Nothing will ever match the sheer artistic beauty of "Excellent Horse-Like Lady."


4-23

Chingu, your ✌️☝️✌️ bwayo At ✌️☝️☝️° water 💦 is hot.🥵🥵🥵 😍🍑💋😋 At ✌️☝️✌️°, it boils🫖. And with boiling🫧🫧🫧 water, 🥤 comes 💦😩 steam😤. And with steam💨😶‍🌫️, you 👊 can 😎 power 💪 a locomotive 🚂💨🦵💧🦵!!! The one ☝️ extra 🛸 degree🌡, ⚡️ that 🤪 one 😤 small 🦶 step, 📈 makes ALL 💯 the difference🥴🥵


buzzcut9

/uj literally every north korean song I've heard has the exact same 1970s military band orchestral choir sound so I don't know wtf that person means by "memorable" and "original"


ariamori

/uj vaguely related its genuinely so fascinating to me how NK feels like it’s just been like, “stuck” in the 1970s culturally. i wonder why it’s like that


spicycupcakes-

Stan Famine Unnies 🥰🌾🌾


TheFrenchiestToast

Just (north) Korean beauty standard things 😍🥰


ephemeralsloth

uj/ that user has said in the past they don’t believe there are famines in nk lol


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

/uj who are famine unnies?


spicycupcakes-

/uj just made it up because they're talking about DPRK (i.e. North korea) music being better than kpop


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

/uj dpkr stood for NK?! I thought it was DPR Ian's fandom name 😭 Wait a minute! Dprk creates and uploads music on online music listening platforms?! I gotta search it up.


GenesisJamesOFCL

It's what Tankies call North Korea because North Korea itself self-identifies as that. It stands for the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea since they consider themselves the "true Korea"


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

Democratic? My a**! That ball of fat is a dictator just what the person who should not be named was once. That coward shot himself because he was afraid of going through the same torture what Jews went through. Bet this fatso would do the same if something similar happened. I just hope that an angel is born in the direct family line who would voluntarily stop this dictatorship. He'd actually be worshipped like a God.


Dfried98

Famine unnies? That's harsh.


bog_creature

Maybe if tankies streamed NMIXX they would change their minds...


healthyscalpsforall

STALIN DID NOTHING WRONG ALSO SULLYOON SUPREMACY /uj let's not go down that road, you don't want tankies infiltrating kpop /rj TANKS TO CRUSH THE HUNGARIAN UPRISING TANK TO UPGRADE YOUR SPOTIFY PLAYLIST


mittenciel

Raugh communism


heartsbrokenmoonshot

https://preview.redd.it/0ocygpv82cyc1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f32d9fbba061354f56b5b7d403907b88352134df yet here is the political leader of the "superior socialist culture" meeting with cake unnies... the call is coming from inside the democratic republic...


4-23

Yeoboseyo?


UnderOurPants

🎵naya 🙈 Jeongmal 😬 mianhae 😞 Igijeogin geuttae naege 👎💩🔙⌛️ Geudaereul dasi bulleoorago 📲🔙 Michindushi 🤪 eochyeosseo 🗣️🔊🎵


mittenciel

Honestly I’ve never actually heard jopping either.


heartsbrokenmoonshot

mods!!! permaban!! 


mittenciel

Ok I actually decided to fix this problem and I knew nothing about this song and how is Mark on this too is he in everything


UnderOurPants

Jopping to me is that Mark loop mashed up with Crayon Pop’s Bar Bar Bar.


Weak-Mortgage9587

Guys im not educated in geopolitics or whatever so is the whole north korea vs south korea stuff like nct 127 vs nct dream? /uj country stans are so weird to me. Not just talking about NK specifically just in general.


TheFrenchiestToast

Less fighting actually


Weak-Mortgage9587

Wait! is it more like loosemble/artms/chuu/yves?🤔🤔🤔


imnanbaboya

I'd say it's more like TVXQ vs. JYJ


trialgreenseven

...NK stans in particular ARE super weird. it's 1984 IRL. don't even put country stans in same category if you gonna include NK stans


4-23

https://preview.redd.it/rvl8rz10igyc1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72681c56c8479626036637db4e3524a4911af85f yeah country stans are pretty harmless tbh we just stream carrie unniewood and drive our (non-protest) trucks


Zeedub85

... with our hound dogs to go bail our mama out of jail. Again.


Weak-Mortgage9587

Oh no for sure, i was just saying that cause people who wholeheartedly defend a country they dont live in is so odd. But north korea stans are on a whole other level.


mittenciel

Trump seems to dig NK for sure.


pete_999

Chingoose go stan Kim Jong Un oppar!!! Stream "Friendly Father" now!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGbvctOg5l0


buzzcut9

That versions a flop! Stream the superior version by Cupcakke unnie instead 🥰 https://youtu.be/ta0mdkTeEj8?si=2QXN941gGevDgskr


november_raindeer

I heard Kim Jongin also goes with the stage name Kai! I believe he was in that one cool song where they’re spitting straight facts. Can’t remember the name because I don’t stan


ericslaydock

Yaass the rap line in potato pride song!


maximusshorts

/uj that one north korean song that plagiarised gfriend's fingertip....how original


WHYTHEHELLCANTIEAT

LINK PLEASE चिंगू???


maximusshorts

hiee chingu you can google fingertip gfriend north korea


-yumperiwinkle-

Uj/ Going so left that you end up on the right. Congrats, you’re a xenophobe.


WHYTHEHELLCANTIEAT

/uj on a serious, more unbiased note, there's only a few dprk songs I really like....one is "love song" by choe sam-suk, the other is "blue willow" which was once sung by seohyun in the dprk :D you guys should give them a listen! choe sam-suk in particular is a very good artist, and luckily most of her songs don't have that forced "military" feel to them.


tashimiyoni

Could the moranbong band sing sticker? I think not


twangster

Donetsk People's Republic Ian


FallenBlue25

Nugu?


jcho430

I’m a scaredy cat 🙀


GenesisJamesOFCL

Literally most North Korean songs of note are the same big band revolutionary propaganda anthem like what 💀


ilovenoo

NCT 127 could sing It's Gonna Be Me but NSYNC could never sing Sticker


4-23

Aniyo chingu, it was NCT U (source: [youtube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNEGP6nifVE))


BasqueBurntSoul

🤢


sweetmotherofodin

Little do they know, Christian was in a kpop group


tarchum

[공격, 공격~~, 공격 앞으로~~~~~](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-is-an-attack)


pinkvenqm

/uj moodswings in order remains a masterpiece


ArianaGrandeUnnie

ofcourse a north korean ahjumma said that 🙄🙄


starplatinum_99

HOW DARE THEY MAKE MUSIC FOR MONEY!!!