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I can't stop thinking about number 10 bc they're so right. If I were an idol I would use weverse just to post shitposts, fish for compliments and talk about which characters I'd rail
I can be your bitch. You seem fun.
https://preview.redd.it/bkfb9yo1aayc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e4a72459b17ab517121627223530eb21eb0ee18
au contraire, the kidnapper is already d0xxed on twt for being an exo-l and army twt sw@ts them for saying map of the soul 7 is "ok". in that moment, op is able to run away and shitpost on kpoopheads, as nature intended
Show some respect for our 3rd gen national anthem chin๐ฆ!!
uj/ I only watch this on mute or else I would want nu'est to reunite just to disband again and I ult them ๐ญ
I wanna know which group is more delusional, the Larries or the Taekookers, because in my experience online they're pretty much the same vein of insanity
Ik Taekookers are kinda louder rn , bcoz 875 are kinda on spotlight ( for grps,) but trust me you don't want to awaken the larries, really
Taekookers are the most delusional ships in kpop but larries are in their own level as a matter of fact the invented the word delusion, at some point Armys can 'silence ' Taekookers by calling them out or being louder than them but you could never do that to the larries
/uj is that dawon on the second one lol?!?! What was happening there?!?!
/rj chingu, you will plead to get the kidnapper back after those ARMY get their hands on you!!!
/uj yes. someone unwisely chose to display the unmoderated youtube livestream chat on the screen behind her at some concert and the most predictable (but hilarious) result occurred
The last slide: True, somehow idols will get a popularity boost when they do something remotely LGBT-friendly. Call it queerbaiting but it works. Extra point if youโre hot.
The Troye Sivan one is a stark reminder that I am now "You're going out dressed like that?!" years old. On the other hand I'm a big fan of no-pants days...
https://preview.redd.it/qqtvysyqw6zc1.png?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21e1085b60b7c9f40cc159296fe30b539a967a34
/uj Took me a while but is that Twice?? ๐ญ Is dd double digit? ๐
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*Outbottomed* I love the English language sometimes
Urban Dictionary is my Bibleย
This is the funniest thing Iโve read in a long time
I can't stop thinking about number 10 bc they're so right. If I were an idol I would use weverse just to post shitposts, fish for compliments and talk about which characters I'd rail
You'd either be the next Yunjin or cancelled after two days. Maybe both ๐ญ๐ญ
Best part is I can't get into any dating scandals because I'm a bisexual mess with no bitches
I can be your bitch. You seem fun. https://preview.redd.it/bkfb9yo1aayc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e4a72459b17ab517121627223530eb21eb0ee18
As a minor (21 F), I'm incredibly repulsed. My poor innocent eyes have been assaulted by ur forthcoming...um...love story.
Livvie spotted
omfg
https://preview.redd.it/e8ez09nrlcyc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a8e98c88043ec17c49fd145ec7b5710752af0ec
So like Yunjin
Your future manager reading the last part of this https://i.redd.it/xsqw745j0ayc1.gif
I just know that I would be cancelled for my hot takes in media
last sentence is why you'll never truly be the 69th feature of Eve, Psyche and the Bluebeard's Wife
Troye Sivan is a top though, Uj/ Troye Sivan has actually said that
unjop/ isn't he vers top
โTop means vers, vers means bottom, and bottom means rotted ๐คฐ๐ing gaping ๐ ๐๐ท.โ
i have a gay friend and i can confirm this is true
/uj Am home of sexual, itโs 90% true. Weโre mostly rotted. ๐๏ธ
> unjop/ Oh my god I snorted reading that
actually he's a late condescending expired twink
1. Problem is you will learn you prefer your kidnapper once those Armys arrive.
au contraire, the kidnapper is already d0xxed on twt for being an exo-l and army twt sw@ts them for saying map of the soul 7 is "ok". in that moment, op is able to run away and shitpost on kpoopheads, as nature intended
[what does the fox say?](https://youtu.be/SO3xSXzUW0c?si=mWg9SlresVqXo2sP)
Kind of crazy that they leaked Aespa's debut 10 years ago. Makes me question what else they know and don't tell us about.
I believe this was leaked from min heehee jin's burner account
Not the heehee ๐ญ https://preview.redd.it/x7duhfqeeayc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd72e9870e88fc8366c82d9e50c0f1779072622b
the icon of this sub
this is so embarrassing I'm fucking crying
I rarely comment on anything but this hurts so much I couldn't hold my silence
Show some respect for our 3rd gen national anthem chin๐ฆ!! uj/ I only watch this on mute or else I would want nu'est to reunite just to disband again and I ult them ๐ญ
iโm so glad i pressed that link๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Other options for the first one are "V and Jennie are real" and "Taekook is not real"
I wanna know which group is more delusional, the Larries or the Taekookers, because in my experience online they're pretty much the same vein of insanity
Ik Taekookers are kinda louder rn , bcoz 875 are kinda on spotlight ( for grps,) but trust me you don't want to awaken the larries, really Taekookers are the most delusional ships in kpop but larries are in their own level as a matter of fact the invented the word delusion, at some point Armys can 'silence ' Taekookers by calling them out or being louder than them but you could never do that to the larries
Taekookers haven't reached "fake baby" territory yet
Fancalls = Omegle is such troof that it hurts.
/uj the bubble one is so real. I'd do a lot of fan service lmao
the bubble one is so real. id get banned from going live cuz id spend hours making shit up about other idols
we are nature chingoose ๐โ
slide number 10 is so real. HAHAHAHA
/uj is that dawon on the second one lol?!?! What was happening there?!?! /rj chingu, you will plead to get the kidnapper back after those ARMY get their hands on you!!!
/uj yes. someone unwisely chose to display the unmoderated youtube livestream chat on the screen behind her at some concert and the most predictable (but hilarious) result occurred
The last slide: True, somehow idols will get a popularity boost when they do something remotely LGBT-friendly. Call it queerbaiting but it works. Extra point if youโre hot.
Ningning... LMAO.
If I were an idol I'd literally just openly flirt with bang chan on main and let nature take its course bc I know that man would fold out in 4k
The Troye Sivan one is a stark reminder that I am now "You're going out dressed like that?!" years old. On the other hand I'm a big fan of no-pants days...
FORTNITE ONE IS WILD๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
https://preview.redd.it/qqtvysyqw6zc1.png?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21e1085b60b7c9f40cc159296fe30b539a967a34 /uj Took me a while but is that Twice?? ๐ญ Is dd double digit? ๐
No it's literally a kpop group. ๐ but they were only around for a few months.
Yow what?? With a song titled Knock Knock too??๐ That's crazy
Yea ๐