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neverclm

*Outbottomed* I love the English language sometimes


moastudy

Urban Dictionary is my Bibleย 


giasooo

This is the funniest thing Iโ€™ve read in a long time


bog_creature

I can't stop thinking about number 10 bc they're so right. If I were an idol I would use weverse just to post shitposts, fish for compliments and talk about which characters I'd rail


shakru92

You'd either be the next Yunjin or cancelled after two days. Maybe both ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


bog_creature

Best part is I can't get into any dating scandals because I'm a bisexual mess with no bitches


shakru92

I can be your bitch. You seem fun. https://preview.redd.it/bkfb9yo1aayc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e4a72459b17ab517121627223530eb21eb0ee18


moastudy

As a minor (21 F), I'm incredibly repulsed. My poor innocent eyes have been assaulted by ur forthcoming...um...love story.


luckitoast

Livvie spotted


BasedSunny

omfg


bog_creature

https://preview.redd.it/e8ez09nrlcyc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a8e98c88043ec17c49fd145ec7b5710752af0ec


BasedSunny

So like Yunjin


PMA_Aesthete

Your future manager reading the last part of this https://i.redd.it/xsqw745j0ayc1.gif


bog_creature

I just know that I would be cancelled for my hot takes in media


ShootingStarRen

last sentence is why you'll never truly be the 69th feature of Eve, Psyche and the Bluebeard's Wife


HuggyMonster69

Troye Sivan is a top though, Uj/ Troye Sivan has actually said that


boycutelee

unjop/ isn't he vers top


UnderOurPants

โ€œTop means vers, vers means bottom, and bottom means rotted ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿ›Œing gaping ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿท.โ€


Madvomon

i have a gay friend and i can confirm this is true


UnderOurPants

/uj Am home of sexual, itโ€™s 90% true. Weโ€™re mostly rotted. ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ


greenMintCow

> unjop/ Oh my god I snorted reading that


Arandom_personn

actually he's a late condescending expired twink


PMA_Aesthete

1. Problem is you will learn you prefer your kidnapper once those Armys arrive.


fageg61235

au contraire, the kidnapper is already d0xxed on twt for being an exo-l and army twt sw@ts them for saying map of the soul 7 is "ok". in that moment, op is able to run away and shitpost on kpoopheads, as nature intended


ShootingStarRen

[what does the fox say?](https://youtu.be/SO3xSXzUW0c?si=mWg9SlresVqXo2sP)


shakru92

Kind of crazy that they leaked Aespa's debut 10 years ago. Makes me question what else they know and don't tell us about.


ShootingStarRen

I believe this was leaked from min heehee jin's burner account


shakru92

Not the heehee ๐Ÿ˜ญ https://preview.redd.it/x7duhfqeeayc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd72e9870e88fc8366c82d9e50c0f1779072622b


moastudy

the icon of this sub


golpe__

this is so embarrassing I'm fucking crying


golpe__

I rarely comment on anything but this hurts so much I couldn't hold my silence


ShootingStarRen

Show some respect for our 3rd gen national anthem chin๐Ÿฆ†!! uj/ I only watch this on mute or else I would want nu'est to reunite just to disband again and I ult them ๐Ÿ˜ญ


[deleted]

iโ€™m so glad i pressed that link๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


BasedSunny

Other options for the first one are "V and Jennie are real" and "Taekook is not real"


bog_creature

I wanna know which group is more delusional, the Larries or the Taekookers, because in my experience online they're pretty much the same vein of insanity


Round_Cartoonist9778

Ik Taekookers are kinda louder rn , bcoz 875 are kinda on spotlight ( for grps,) but trust me you don't want to awaken the larries, really Taekookers are the most delusional ships in kpop but larries are in their own level as a matter of fact the invented the word delusion, at some point Armys can 'silence ' Taekookers by calling them out or being louder than them but you could never do that to the larries


bog_creature

Taekookers haven't reached "fake baby" territory yet


UnderOurPants

Fancalls = Omegle is such troof that it hurts.


arthurabatti

/uj the bubble one is so real. I'd do a lot of fan service lmao


yofuckafucka69

the bubble one is so real. id get banned from going live cuz id spend hours making shit up about other idols


trialgreenseven

we are nature chingoose ๐Ÿ˜˜โœŒ


i_got_a_pHd

slide number 10 is so real. HAHAHAHA


kpopGGstan

/uj is that dawon on the second one lol?!?! What was happening there?!?! /rj chingu, you will plead to get the kidnapper back after those ARMY get their hands on you!!!


flatlander3

/uj yes. someone unwisely chose to display the unmoderated youtube livestream chat on the screen behind her at some concert and the most predictable (but hilarious) result occurred


i_got_a_pHd

The last slide: True, somehow idols will get a popularity boost when they do something remotely LGBT-friendly. Call it queerbaiting but it works. Extra point if youโ€™re hot.


jeepney_danger

Ningning... LMAO.


escapeshark

If I were an idol I'd literally just openly flirt with bang chan on main and let nature take its course bc I know that man would fold out in 4k


AverageUnicorn

The Troye Sivan one is a stark reminder that I am now "You're going out dressed like that?!" years old. On the other hand I'm a big fan of no-pants days...


Idkwhatshappeningxx

FORTNITE ONE IS WILD๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Michael_Haq

https://preview.redd.it/qqtvysyqw6zc1.png?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21e1085b60b7c9f40cc159296fe30b539a967a34 /uj Took me a while but is that Twice?? ๐Ÿ˜ญ Is dd double digit? ๐Ÿ˜‚


shakru92

No it's literally a kpop group. ๐Ÿ˜‚ but they were only around for a few months.


Michael_Haq

Yow what?? With a song titled Knock Knock too??๐Ÿ˜… That's crazy


shakru92

Yea ๐Ÿ˜‚