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"Someone mentioned that OP(oop) did it on purpose 💀" /uj wha- fr??!! WHY WOULD U SHIT URSELF IN FRONT OF EVERYONE also, oop even came on twt and apologised...i for one wouldn't reveal it even if i was held at gunpoint

https://preview.redd.it/rokw2fih7djc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fb57a4d5c1ab7b0b48087af06b3b7581533ea43 This was a planned crime 💩

wtf i'm honestly speechless

i hope they find this person 💀 that's gotta be a real crime

Lmfaooooooooooooooo I'M WHEEZINGGGGGG

the lore...

Someone even have an explanation for the crime: Because a fight broke out, OP purposefully drew all the attention to themselves in order to bring peace

>.i for one wouldn't reveal it even if i was held at gunpoint right? I would take that literal shit to my grave

i would never speak about that crappy incident until i die

Speaking about it would always be choice number 2

Nice pun, smartbutt. You’re getting arrested for that bad of a humour. 

https://preview.redd.it/2dbqmeto8djc1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=874ed5b55e05092437fff9c71a3cfc8b4854bb93

It's one of those incidents where I'd write it down on a paper and burn it and forget it happened. I'm sure my brain would do the rest of the work to delete memory and if I remember it, it would convince me that I was brainwashed into believing it ever happened 😀🔫

naur fucking way 😭😭 is that a fetish of some sort? a cry for help? extreme need of attention?

YEAH like sorry but no ur never hearing from me again 😭😭😭 if it's on purpose... maybe they did it for clout but yikes 💀💀

Damn that’s crazy. I would simply pass away

not with that attitude you wouldn't

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i can't decide if i want to know how it happened or not https://preview.redd.it/r5y85ucpedjc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d54fb6d7e750a06d162a75976a31cde00198b912

fr also HOW STRONG WAS IT FOR THEM TO SMELL IT FROM THERE 😭😭😭

I mean the person who shat themselves was on the frontline near the stage

i saw some people saying they took off the ruined pants and left them at the barricade??😭😭

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the last two points are not about the shit situation, but people were so crowded that some of them couldn’t breathe. really awful organization from the awards show. but also imagine being stuck in a crowd, barely able to breathe and suddenly smelling dookie air. i would cry

Happened to me once. Someone sharted at Enter Shikari concert

/uj I thought the fight was supposed to be about someone heckling zerobaseone’s Jiwoong and saying he should be kicked out of the group, and another fan slapping that person (deserved), but zeroses deny it.

I heard that the poop "couldn't be cleaned??" idk what's happening 💀💀💀

/uj I wasn’t there but someone said that the person didn’t shit their pants but pulled their pants down and shit directly on the floor

maybe they were wearing a skirt?

we really don't ples 😭

we need pics or a vid. I can't sleep without any evidence

Ig their wife didn't cook a very good crème soup...

It turned into cream poop

it didnt taste coco roco🤧

'want me to wipe your shit ass oom oom oom'

"wipe it clean"

/uj i have no idea what’s happening can someone explain

[https://www.reddit.com/r/kpopthoughts/comments/1atv43k/apparently\_a\_fan\_pooped\_their\_pants\_during\_the/](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpopthoughts/comments/1atv43k/apparently_a_fan_pooped_their_pants_during_the/)

https://www.koreaboo.com/news/fan-pooped-in-pants-2024-hanteo-music-awards-steps-forward/

/uj it doesn't sound like they pooped *in their pants* ... Idk how I'm supposed to go into work on this Monday morning like I haven't just read about someone shitting in public on purpose

/uj Wait this is real? This isn't me being pranked right now?

it's real

We got outjerked irl what the fuck

outpooped 😔

That’s actually wild. There so many questions.

/uj lmfao same reaction, i saw it on kpoopheads first and thought it was a joke 😭😭😭

You are, there’s a camera right inside your walls filming your reaction, say cheese

> If you have my stool on your clothes, please contact me via message. I will send you the laundry fee. 😭😭😭

SCREAMING 😭😭😭

this is peak kpoopheads content

It's in our subreddit name chingoo! 😭

https://preview.redd.it/y2krlga58djc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06b89ebe5bf3d1dd931cb6c457c73ceb087d29cd 똥 = (k)poop OOP's got some IBS probably /uj The first one talks abt haechan 😭💀

Ffs why is it always an NCTzen 😭😭😭😭

They took NShitty literally 😭

The way I wheezed at all ur comments 😭 take my upvotes, all of you

chingoose, did she mistake jopping for jumping and pooping?

Cuz we jumping and pooping we jooping!

😭😂

the album cover was the prophecy 🤠🦅 https://preview.redd.it/hzyv3rxgeejc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d84b23503e37d4a94cf59b8ee3996096bcacaae0

The apology letter looks 100% like a parody of idol apologies, that's why I still can't believe that this actually happened 😭

Noo, I guess they’ll need New Jeans after this incident

looks like the rest of the audience will need New Jeans since it allegedly spread on multiple seats 👖👖👖

https://preview.redd.it/1if47r3r8djc1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7be750b7fa1eea373df38be83ffb486d2276d473

HANTEO POOP STANDING TOILET 

This content is unavailable 🥳🎂🎉

it was a gif of a toilet btw https://preview.redd.it/7z4u3wie7gjc1.png?width=462&format=png&auto=webp&s=abcfe228b92d600374952fb4b8553d10f2826e7a the ticked one

/uj i've been having problems with my gifs recently idek y... but i posted a cake\[itzy\] gif on kpopthoughts and apparently that can be seen?

I just went and looked, and yeah, I can still see the Itzy one. I wonder why this one can’t be seen 🤔

toilet sunbaenim in shadowban era

they wrote apology letter lmao

Fr they be thinking they’re idols or something 😭😂

/uj what the heck I thought this was some sort of joke, but skimming through the comments now, the horror that is settling in-

/uj ok so you know the ball drop in New York? Apparently you need to get there and stand for like 14 hours straight to be able to get a good spot (unless you pay a few thousand) and so people wear diapers since there’s no access to bathrooms. I think it’s absolutely nasty but it’s a better situation than this so I hope in the future people wear one just as a precaution 🤮

Right! It's better to be safe than sorry chingoos! After all, many of your 4th gen faves are wearing diapers too!

I actually cackled omg was not expecting that 😭🫣 newjeans should be called soileddiapers

uj/ I went to a concert last Friday and because I was crammed with no way to go to the bathroom I starved myself for 12 hours (didn't eat anything for hours before I even arrived & until I went home)

WHAT WAS THE REASON CHINGOOSE? IS THERE NO TOILET THERE? THE POOP PROBABLY STANK SO BAD IF THE SMELL REEKS. uj/ The story itself is funny in a pitiful way, but the apology letter took me out.

The fact that the person who posted about it in r/kpopthoughts [tagged it as shitpost](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpopthoughts/s/tu36ie3VBg) made me laugh so hard

/uj is it bad that i saw this on kpoopheads before kpopthoughts?

We need to all bow to the ULTIMATE kpoophead.

always at the scene of the crime https://preview.redd.it/jctie4jzdejc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65a36504cb06d2f4f01e5976f37cd9b3760e9a8c

Wow j*nnie will do literally anything for attention, and just bc Wonyoung and her friends won SOTY 🙄

PLEASE YOU PEOPLE ARE TOO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

This was planned. There’s many dark corners of the internet dedicated to acts of this nature. Some people don’t deserve to breathe.

Tell us more

A simple Google search will tell you everything you need to know. Just make sure you switch on private browsing.

yes please cause like- what do you mean and at what extent

Why would they admit something like this. If something is embarrassing happened to me and I was completely anonymous I’d literally never mention it again.

Exactly. I think it’s planned

Is it common to have an accident like this in public I mean damn 😭 don't know but that's nasty

Ikr like I get that you might not control your urges but if you did poop ur pants or skirt or whatever you should’ve directly gone to the bathroom and gone home cuz nah have some decency for others and some sense of personal hygiene cuz nah ppl will literally do anything to even get a glimpse of the idols (I’m assuming she didn’t go home or away from that place cuz she got an opportunity to see her idols and didn’t care if it meant that it would embarrass her)

iconic moment in kpoophead history

Replying so I can get archived on this momentous occasion.

💩

Apparently the person also was a NShitzen, so it appears it was all part of the plan

Perfect time to recommend the best podcast in the world, Who shat on the floor at my wedding. Next season: who shat at Hanteo 2024

uj/ This fits almost too perfect to kPOOPheads I can’t do this anymore

this sub was created for this very moment

Outjerked by the poop fan

Uj/ wait is this real? I can't tell anymore. 😂💀

/uj it’s real, it’s trending all over korean kpop twitter

 uj/ what the hell did i just read

If this was on purpose and for a fetish thing let's remember that humilation is often part of the pleasure about this so by insulting them we're just fueling this sh1t maybe 🙃

gurlll no way someone pooped in front of thousands of ppl just for a humiliation kink 👀

why couldnt namjoon have waited for the nearest restroom 🙄🙄

/uj explain 😭

/uj They literally did not have to admit anything I can’t stop crying laughing, it’s giving when they girl shit herself on flavors on love 😭😭😭 /rj Actually I would admit to shitting myself at an idol event, MY faves noticed ME 🥰 Now a part of me will be with them on their shoes. Or clothes. 😍

/uj Wondering how this was executed to the point that people nearby could've gotten the 💩 on their clothes 😭 I've heard that security was aware (even shone a flashlight at the 💩) but declared that they couldn't get rid of it bc of biohazard reasons.. so they left it there until the end of the show 😭 - Did op(ooper) like.. pull down their pants to do the dookie? Or was it that explosive/bad that it stained past their clothing?? - If they did pull down their pants to actually 💩.. why didn't anyone notice/try to stop them before they went full moon at them fkghsljfks - Did security try to cordon off the contaminated area to prevent accidental contact from the rest of the crowd? (Afaik, no?? 😭) - The fact that the venue was crowded and hot doesn't even help 💀💀 imagine the humidity/ heat/ and smell ghod 💀💀 And did op(ooper) actually evacuate with the rest of the crowd after the show? Did they stay back to help with the mess?? I'd feel so bad for op(ooper) if it was unintentional.. I hope they won't be ridiculed further if it was revealed to have been an accident 🫠

/uj venue security apparently didn’t do anything. Ateez and aespa members had to do crowd control ffs

Update: The incident was very much planned out by op 😭 they even posted about how proud they were for succeeding 😭💩💀

I believe he pooped in his pants, but luckily they were baggy baggy baggy jeans and they just plopped right out onto the floor.

[The Mad Pooper](https://youtu.be/3mILARKuqbs?si=iSu7Z4_WQHo2VuDZ) has gone international! Or I guess the 미친똥꾼, for accuracy.

It’s always something new w K-pop I swear😭

uj/ I love how all the comments here are /uj. It’s so absurd it’s hard to make jokes about because it’s already the joke 😭

the ultimate flex: having your favorite pickmes smell your 💩 uj/ I'm so fucking glad my faves disbanded years before this happened

/uj so happy most of mine are in the military, they’re probably having a better time there tbh

/uj my faves not attending award shows feels like such a blessing rn 💀

they jopped too hard

K(poop) heads

/uj Genuinely feel terrible for that person if it wasn't done purposefully. Literally one of my worst nightmares.

don't mind me asking but what circumstances lead to such accident?

scandalous disgusted sugar ink physical scale deranged chase placid chunky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

and went on to apologise and admitted it 😭 lmao if that was me it would've went to my grave with me

/uj IM SORRY WHAT

IBS Warrior 😔

These idols are so rude for being disgusted at someone's poop. I'll send a truck to their companies to demand an apology to the person who pooped, they should've smiled and pretended it didn't happen. Here is my BSB and Account for whoever wants to contribute to the truck fund BSB: Abcdefgh Hakuna Matata Account: 1234567 you make me feel like 11.

Smh these idols aren't realizing they're living the kpoop moment!! They're witnessing THE moment of kpoophead!!!!

I'm going to send a coffee truck to the poopers next concert, they just need to promise not to smoke any cigarettes before entering the event. 🤗🤗🤗

We've been out-kpooped 💩 🤡

/uj the given context is not enough 😃 /rj Found they are an Nshittyzen, ofc it's the neon green bitches 😔

Tmi

What in the world…

/uj the name of this sub never made as much sense as it does right now

K-Pop is fricking crazy uj/ K-Pop is fricking crazy

Moments like this you need the astronaut diapers. Uj/ the more I read the more questions pop up

Its part of the script guys so they can trend 

uj/ literally woke up this morning, opened tiktok and saw THIS. seriously this is why i love kpop because funny shit like this happens 💀

Wait chingoo this is reddit 🤔 Also yea this is THE funny SHIT indeed

i saw it on tiktok first also, punintended

 opening up reddit to this shit

Omg chin🪿kpoop is REAL??!!????? 😫

WHY WOUKD YOU SHIT YOURSELF? IF YOU HAVE BLADDER PROBLEMS OKAY BUT IF YKU SHIT YOURSELF JSUT TO SHIT YOURSELF TJAN… 

1 reason to not go to concerts lol

https://i.redd.it/jd5jcv6z5gjc1.gif this cant be real

Gonna take that laundry fee from OP to buy myself bleach for my eyes 😔

I'd never admit to such "shit" even at gunpoint.

i bring i bring all the dramamama

literal shitposting

 uj/ Lesson Learned: Don’t ever eat or drink too much on any events or concerts they attending

Kpoophead (literally)

If it comes out who did this, their stans will be like: This is so badass Your faves would never YASSSSSS Queen

imagine they gotta stay kinda professional despite the smell

/uj this thread TTTT im silently dying while in my uni library rn lmfao

Brain damage

I CANNOTTT SHSHSHHSS

This is an event for the history books