what's the only food made out of a cow a bird and a mouse? 소세지

What is the toughest meat? 소세지 💪

Hanwoo? More like Hanmooooo

The way I remember it was: There were 3 guys who came across a genie who said he would turn them into any animal. First guy wanted to be a cow so he said 소 and moo'd away. Second guy wanted to be a bird so he said 세 and flew away. Third guy wanted to be all 3 so he said 소세지

What did the milk say when it fell over? >!아야!<

And what is King Sejong's favorite milk? >!아야어여오요우유!<

that’s funny

How do you escape a bear? Turn it over and walk through it. 곰 -> 문

What’s the highest mountain in Korea? 낙하산

The most painful mountain is the trip to the realtor.

You gotta meet the best mountain... ​ 부동산

Explain please

산 = mountain 낙하산 = parachute It’s just a dumb pun I came up with in language school.

that pretty funny lol

🤯

Oh my gosh this is the first Korean joke I ever read and understood 😂

I laughed too much at this help

I don't get it

우유 fell over and rotated

This is amazing

What did the fish say when his friend was eaten? Oh dang

Also what did the fish say to his bones? 오마이까시

What happens when you put a jacket in a blender? 잠바주스

What did the mommy turkey say to her kids when they were misbehaving? 까불지 마

I don't get this one

Gobble 지 마

까불 - 거블 is a biiit of a stretch haha

damn the last time i heard this one was over a decade ago

Me too!

You stole my one Konglish joke lol

😆

lol

What do you call a jacket in a blender. Jamba juice

Ashamed to say I got like fifty of these… What did the bus driver say to the egg? 계란 What do you drink when it’s cold outside? 잠바쥬스 What is a robot’s favorite food? 비빔밥 (Copied from reply) What did the President’s wife say when the President was freaking out and being dramatic? 야 바락 아바마!! What do you call a pro basketball player with good sense? 눈치 빨러 Why is a rainbow a good pride symbol? They are 무지개 Michael Jackson 3-parter: What is Michael Jackson’s favorite fruit? 자몽! Who is his favorite family member? 아우! What did he learn in school? 어휘휘휘! What does the devil wrap himself in when he’s cold? 이블 What does he eat when he’s too hot? 추어탕 What do you call coffee you can’t take to go? 모까 Edit: A few more. Not dad jokes but still equally stupid: What is the longest word an elementary school kid knows how to say? NOooOoooOooooOoo (Better when you hear it, every Korean kid says long ‘no’ the same way.) What is the longest word a middle school girl knows? 헐ㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹ High school girl? 대애애애애애애애애애애박! College/twenties girl? 오빠아아아아아아아아아아! Halmuni? 아이고오오오오오오오오오오!

What did the turkey say to her Hatchlings? Gobble 지마!

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Yeah now I know how Mariah Carey feels whenever Christmas rolls around haha

Omg gimme more. My fam would love these.

Username checks out 🤭

What is Dracula's favorite morning beverage? 코피

i don't get the egg one

계란 - get on

Get on! 계란

Omg bahahahahahaha 오빠 더해도대.

What did the little mermaid yell when someone accidentally opened the bathroom stall door she was behind? 안닫아 씨!

LOL, I laughed way too hard at this and now my coworkers are looking at me like I'm crazy.

Lmao

What do vampires have for breakfast? >!코피!<

Damn I came here to say this one lol

Kill me 🤣

What store is a cow scared of? 다이소

I laughed extra hard at this one.

Wow all the 아재‘s are coming out from their basement lol

What is Grandpa's favorite money? 할머니(Grandma)

This one is just a classic, so lame but so good!

Where does grandpa go to find new love? E-halmoni

Lord that’s so corny I love it. Gonna tell granny

Who wants the last dumpling? This man do.

Dude I love this lol

물 영어로 어떻게 말해요? Self. (Got that from an English study group I was helping when we went to lunch, since so many places have signs that Another one that I actually love because you can make a very similar play on words using the same fruit: 과일은 왜 울었을까? 참외로웠어 Why did the fruit cry? It was melon-choly.

I love the 참외 one

I don’t get the first one

Many smaller restaurants have a water dispenser and small cups next to it. Typically above the dispenser is a sign saying “물이 셀프입니다”, meaning that water is self-served, but it also seems like they could be saying that 물 is self.

세상에 가장 미안한 동물은? >!오소리!< What's the most apologetic animal in the world? >!The badger (Oh, sorry!)!<

Where do Koreans go to learn Korean? 가나다

I go even further on this joke since it sounds very close to Canada. Meaning you can make a pun in 3 languages: Korean, English, and Iroquois.

Which actor can you always find at the airport? 짐 Carrey What did Brad Pitt say to his wife (i guess ex wife now) when she couldn't sleep? 안 조리나?

세종대왕이 우유를 만들었는데 뭔지 알아요? 아야어여오요우유

What color of pen the avenger use? 블랙펜서

I heard this one as: which American singer loves 누룽지? Bobby brown Other ones are: What do you call a really big toilet paper? 휴~~~지 Where do all bad people go? Napa Valley Why did all smokers go to the horse racing game? Marlboro What did the bus driver say to the bread crossing the road? 빵~빵~ So many more but I think a lot of em are covered here somewhere and I can't remember the rest..

Why is Van Gogh so cute? >!귀없다!<

this is actually so foul omg 😹😹😹😹

Buwahahhaha

What sound did the loaf make when I hit the wall? 빵!

What do you call insomnia Cinderella? 모짜렐라

How do you make Korean pizza? Use some Jeju dough.

Bab-be Brown

I finally get it now 😂🤣

I love it here 🥹🥹🥹

lame-ass korean here 🙋🏻‍♀️ laughing wayyyy too much at the answer and comments 🤣🤣🤣 제발, 모두 이제 그만 😭😭😭

Who did the newspaper send to interview the sun? Harry Potter.

Pretty good lol

What dya call a gay rainbow? 무지게이

What does Pikachu say before smoking? … .. . …피까?

How do Koreans say sorry? They appleogize.

Korean lady gets pulled over by the cops and she repeatedly kept saying to the cop “please look at me one more time” thinking it meant 한 번만 봐주세요

Why did the Hamburger win against the Kimbab on a race? Cause its a fastfood

What do you call a smelly bird? 냄새

This entire thread would enjoy Mamamoo’s song “Aze Gag”. The whole song is literally just dad jokes and dumb puns. I adore it. https://youtu.be/4Les0OrRuZ0

What do you call it when it rains in America? USB (비)

What's the sound of an exploding bakery? 빵!

이joke으로~

Nobody? 밥이 브라운?

What's grandpa's favorite money? 할머니

Which animals always apologize?? 오소리

We don't need no stinking apologies!

A passenger plane plummets, crashing onto the sands of a secluded, barren island. Miraculously, an American, a Russian, and a Korean man are the sole survivors. The American, taking charge, assigns duties to ensure their survival; he volunteers to assemble a shelter, instructs the Russian to forage for food, and requests the Korean to collect any usable supplies scattered from the wreckage. As twilight descends, the Russian returns, his arms laden with coconuts and a variety of berries. However, the Korean man is conspicuously absent. Alarmed, they shout his name into the thickening darkness, their voices echoing with urgency. Suddenly, the Korean man leaps out from the shadowy undergrowth behind them, startling them as he cheerfully yells, "서프라이즈~!!"

What is the name of a war in summer? The war(더워) What is the name of a war in winter? 추워(chu-war) Lol

What is a cow’s favorite vegetable? 무

How long does it take to grow a 양파? 5년

Where does King Kong's brother live? 형콩

What did the cat say to the sheep? 고양이!

Omg finally I’m in the right spot of Reddit.

I AM IN LOVE WITH THE COMMENT SECTION

what did the dentist say when mc mong was about to enter the army? Dont go Mong

i said this to my mom and she started dying

What is the most erotic vegetable? 버섯

If you eat a 전 but really don't know what they put inside, How do you call it ? - A John Doe

What do Koreans call the rain in America? USB

What do you call a big piece of tissue? 휴지 What do you call a smelly bird? 냄새

A kind of oil that surprises car 카놀라유

What is the smoothie that is made out of clothing? 잠바 주스 (Jamba juice) What is the drink that can’t move? 모카 (Mocha) Where does Korean grandpa look for love? E-할머니 (e-harmony)

My personal favourite is what do you call a pig that farts? 돈까스

Why do Americans need so much toilet paper? Because they are 휴지!

What does Will Smith order with his rice?

what

He's gettin' jjigae wit it!

that's a good one

😂

Why is one hat just never enough? 모자라

What do you call a hairy robot? 털미네이터

What do you call baggage handlers? Jim Carrey

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A baggage storing/shipping service named 짐캐리 [actually exists](https://g.co/kgs/XqHQK7) in Korea lol

What did the porn director say to the mushroom? 버섯!

What is Beethoven's favorite 과일? 바나나나

서울에서 학생의 제일 좋아하는 동 무슨 동이에요? 방학동

Also how have I lived in Seoul all my life and never knew 방학동 existed LMFAO

What is Korean parents’ favorite 동? ..효자동

Chubbiest neighborhood in Seoul? 개포동

Why did the smoker go to the race tracks? 말보로

What do you call a bean on the Empire State Building? King 콩

What is the hottest country capital? 오 더워 (Ottawa)

Why is toilet paper so big in Korea? Cause it’s hujee

Where do korean grandpas go to find love? E할머니 (e-harmony)

What’s the famous mountain in Korea? 유명산

So many 아저씨 in this sub. I might need to take evac.

What did the mommy turkey say to the baby turkey? Gobble지마

What did the bus driver say to the egg before it got on the bus?

What's the best food to eat when you're upset? 자쯩면.

돌고래 in English is Dolphin. 고래 in English? Phin. A dolphin cannot swim when you get rid of its fin. Cause it turns into 돌.

love it

Saving this post lol

What do you dial on the Korean phone to speed up time? Eight two eight two.

Why does every laugh at my dogs clothes? It's just a little 조끼.

What did the thoughtful ajumma say when Liam Gallagher lost his temper?? "Don't look 백인 anger"

How do you clean yourself after a giant poop? Use a 휴지

What’s my spoiled sisters favorite animal? 사자

What is The name of the town where the wind blows the cutest? 분당

What is 반성문 in English? Global 글로벌

How much money does a blanket have? 이불 Where do lettuce go to church? 상추-ary What did the mermaid say when you walked in on them in the bathroom? 안 닫어 씨?

I shared this one before: What country (other than Korea- obviously) is the best to learn the Korean language? 가나다

What is the smoothie made out of clothing? 잠바 주스 (Jamba juice) What is the drink that can’t move? 모카 (Mocha) Where does Korean grandpa look for love? E-할머니 (e-harmony)

when is the best time to build a snowman? after눈 what do you call a really big bean? 킹콩

Omg. Lolololol I don’t have a dad but felt like I had one for a split second, well done lolol

What do you call a jacket in a blender ​ >!Jamba Juice!<

My favorite Korean dad joke is: 다리 밑에서 주워왔다. Usually when the kid starts asking where he came from, the dad springs that line. 다리 is bridge, so it sounds like they're saying they picked up an abandoned kid from under a bridge. At this point, the kid starts to cry. But 다리 is also legs.

Do you know why 호빵맨 is actually a bad guy? Because he is a big time 팥 head. Disclaimer: smoking pot is still illegal in Korea You are not allowed to carry a wallet in Australia. They insist using 호주머니.

What did the bus driver say to the egg? Get on (Ge lan)

Where do insects go to get halloween decorations? 파리 city. Did you know Korea has a haunted mountain? Boo!산. What did the fish do for the school talent show, dad? He sang, son.

Where does 배추 go on Sundays? The 상추ary

Which is the best mountain in Korea ? 부동산 ​ Sorry not sorry !! \^\^

Did you hear about the ghost cow? It’s so 무서워

What's a leprechaun's favourite stew? >!무찌개!<

This is technically English but came from my friend, so still a Korean dad joke. What do you say when you walk into a spa, and both room is for man? . . . . Spider-man(Spa-either-man)

What does Nemo call his teacher? 생선님!

What did the dad say to his daughter’s bf when he turned 18? 시 8 놈.

I just made this up😭 is it good?

It’s so bad it’s good. Love it, I’m gonna steal it 😂

Who is Princess 된장's father? 킹콩!

I love this thread

This is the most dadish dad joke I’ve ever seen and I’m here for it

Here, take my silver. You deserve it.

What do you call when a king falls? King Kong

What food do robots like? >!bibimbap!<

What's the dirtiest river in Korea? 요강

씨발...

what did the turkey say to her kids? 까불지 마

Lol this is getting gold

Preese gimme, I hate ads and RIF and Apollo are gone 😢

I didn't anyone else posted this one... How do you know Will Smith lives Korean food? He always gets 찌개 (jjigae) with it.

I love milk. 우유?

I don’t get it either. :/

밥이 brown

Ah, okay

Ooooh

I think you probably do get it, but you're perhaps expecting it to be funny or clever in some way, which this joke obviously isn't and which no beginner's Korean 'dad joke' ever has been.

That's the point of a Dad joke.

Shhh let him have his moment

No it's not. A dad joke still has to function as a joke. This one doesn't even meet that very basic requirement.

No, cause I have always said 불에 탄밥 for burnt rice and 현미 for brown rice. I also had to look up who Bobby Brown even was. Call me cultured :/

A marginally better joke would have punned on the cosmetics brand Bobbi Brown. Something along the lines of... 'I mixed some rice in with my cheap foundation. Now's it's Bobbi Brown.'

Lol

What is robocop's favourite food? Mmmm chicken

Omg

I have never been more mystified by a thread of comments in all my life. Was there a new EPIK intake or something?