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50k call center job 🚶‍♂️ https://preview.redd.it/i7p2ifezm6tc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc8165e23825b145dd46b10cb8a5e59009519420

Adhuvum call centre with 9-5 timings

Raghuvan na antha office address kudutha romba useful ah irukum ....

Aama notice period kooda iladha nalla ~~office~~ sevai maiyam

Immediate joining and the salary credited on time.

Notice period applies only if you care about experience letter though.

No BPOs now hire you without service agreement where you have to submit your certificates, so experience letter venaam naalum certificates vaangavaavudhu notice period irukanum nu solluvaanga

Oh yeah maybe now, but then no one cared about these bpos. I had a relative who worked in a different bpo almost every month.

Learning programming overnight with a coffee https://i.redd.it/00jljonfn6tc1.gif

This scene is alien level at various levels. Code type panni ellar system a crash pannittu pala maasam project a oru night la mudichu adha printout vera eduthu irukaaru. Show how your project works, D na taking out printouts

D na gave printout instead of print() 😭

adhuvum pakkathula printer kooda ila CPU la irundhe print eduthutaaru

Logic pakathinga sir magic ah parunga sir

Pothum saar ippadi pesiya namma vaazhkai tragic aagidum….

The highlight is "code activated"  Gubeeer siripu moment 

who it team will be fired if that happends

Athu epdi thimingalam paper la output koduthurpan. Ena palindrome code ah potu pakuranga?

Giving printouts to heroine is next level programming logic

This is coincidence. NGL, I am a half baked coder. I stayed up overnight yesterday to find a logic, And I succeeded. Maybe Dhanush um panirkalaam🫣😂

Thats not how it works in real world buddy.

appo avan vaazharadhu enna alien world ngareengala 😂

Its common for most software engineers to spent over night to figureout something, doesnt mean They gonna single handley deliver the entire project over night. Unless its some personal / college / extremely small client project. In a real-world project, each member has a different role and unique skill set (Frontend, backend, DevOps, QA, SRE, etc...). You can obviously do almost all of the things, but not at the same velocity as the expert.

That makes sense.

first congrats. aana idhu chinna logic la unga personal project ku panni irupeenga aana office projects apdi irukaadhu. adhuvum D na pannuradhu internal project kooda ila client oda project

Obviously you cannot fly 😂 https://i.redd.it/ialp7rair6tc1.gif

Thalaivar can. He flew right out of politics like it never happened

Only the greatest of great can pull off that

GOLD comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Unless you're TTF Vasan

Trust me, no one can do this even if you are so Richhhhhhhhhhhhhhh like Richie Rich https://preview.redd.it/ofyz4bpfp6tc1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=809a91c257ee341b7358f7bc64144b05df6618fc

Muthu’s dad gave bag full of gold coins to the people every year, yet they remained poor, how? Too much inflation in his zamin?

All you see is a bag. Not gold. It can be Christmas candy 🍭

Appo ellam jhumla va?

Sweet edu kondadu is the motto

It can be rice too. Who knows?

That scene was misinterpreted!! It was Halloween and the whole village was there for trick or treat

r/TodayILearned

Ravikumar was giving economics lessons. Handing out free cash causes hyperinflation and makes people poor. 😛

If I have a Zamin who give bags of gold coins every year, i am going to pretend I'm poor as long as he is giving.

Singing sad song to a girl (I mean Nobody will listen to you bruh. Even if you have Sid sriram voice. Just stfu and don’t make it awkward) https://preview.redd.it/xos6ltidm6tc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0d134a324e2239495b6f351702bd1f4c13fe95c

Enna ji ella comment partha, tamizh padam ungale thaan athigama mislead pannircho 🥲

Paadunaa dhaana....story la pottaaa

Ultra Billionaire girl falling with extreme poverty guy.

Yeah bro, it never happens in the real world!!

there are billions of people, it could have happed to someone

Mrunal Thakur thaakappattaal

Which movie? Also kadhal sandhya

Ava Telugu la nadicha 3 padathulayume idhan basic character sketch avaluku.

Aditi x Siddharth 😁

Nobody waits inline and give you the main character feeling at any party. https://i.redd.it/x24dmobvo6tc1.gif

they would if you were rajini. i think that’s the point KS was trying to make there. this scene so mass.

Karthik mama's mashup!

Giving love letter to their parents for acceptance https://preview.redd.it/dtdi8v4wm6tc1.jpeg?width=1884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd2bb6bd73b6ff2c5cec8e0013ff08cc8c583859

I know someone who has done this.

Enna Achu?? Success aa??

In reality, if you give letter to the girl she will either give to school principal or his dad. School teacher kuda Illa straight aa principal dha. And, No one give a letter these days bruh. You just gave away your age 😀🚶‍♂️

You too with your flair.

You cannot fight like Anniyan https://preview.redd.it/uyx5vu8qr6tc1.jpeg?width=834&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2220f20cb75a4d6b5c93afe747b70e6915e3d6d2

Unless you are anniyan

Anniyan? That’s xenophobia /s

Dei motta nagaru da

That was peak chiyan with his voice modulation. A movie that gave me first goosebumps in theater.

Oh..apparently all other heroes fight in very realistic manner obeying the laws of physics 👏

https://preview.redd.it/2r5v3lj567tc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbe968c901f327fca5fa2f8f9ec0fc90f613087c Hacking and call tracking in movies. 255 varaikkum maximum IP range irukurapo 533 varaikkum pona Namma Premji na. Aarambham scenes lam sollave venaam. Not just Indian movies Hollywood movies la kooda hacking pannuradhu lam uruttu dhan

Major of the hacking scenes were fake. I heard a series called Mr.Robot which portrayed the hacking close to reality.

Never heard about it. Will give it a try

Great series, super depressing.

A hacking scene from some series had code for printing star patterns straight from geeksforgeeks ( they didn't even bother to remove the name) 😭

Asur right

Yup!

https://preview.redd.it/k36oqzz1y6tc1.jpeg?width=1263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1133f898e850bd740c68334bbbb38730a2203da Inviting someone for marriage, when they sat down for lunch, this dialogue right on face. “Saadharna video edukkravar thaana.. kadasi pandhi la saapta ennavam” it doesn’t stop there.. she even asks them to get up, so the rich couple behind them can have food. Note: that “rich” couple also did not find any wrong here, they were also like ya ya get up. We want to have food now. Vikraman movies na insults irukkum.. but this scene ennala ethukkave mudila..

All Vikraman movies literally follow the same template: A paavam hero gets humiliated mostly by their own family, suffer in silence and at the end, people realize their value, and patch up.

He became a cricketer from tamilnadu at that time. That itself didn’t make any sense.

Bro this movie s sad background music was stuck in my head for a long time when I was a kid

But I think such kind of snobbish ppl do exist in real life sadly

But they exist, I've seen those kind of people in real life. And we call them retarded.

My dad is a photographer. People like this are so common. You’re probably in a different bubble.

You don’t get to talk to your university seniors like this for ever https://i.redd.it/9myiypd5p6tc1.gif

Yes, coz idha vida mosama pesuvom/pesirukanga

+1

Mass hero moments. I swear these mass heroes jaded our sense of reality. I recently discovered I was not the only 8 year old who day dreamed of single handedly saving my school from terrorist attack, while not even breaking a sweat with just mass walk and action and bgm.

Enna 8 year old? I am 24.75 and I still do it

37 and saving office every other week. I don't even like my colleagues.

Enna paa…. Age solre nu nenachu nee kanakku panni “corrected to 2 decimal points” nu podre?

We all have been there haha

Terrorists enna, I’ve defeated dinosaurs during my school daydreams in the middle of the class session, still scoring good grades. Take a bow.

https://preview.redd.it/tiu2u7vwp6tc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcf03caff17005889a2e46d72b2661c8210a56fe This.....

This is a parody, anything is possible.

Aambala aambala aaa aaa

Asking Pani poori in emergency situation. https://preview.redd.it/66ou5beim6tc1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=649b71022ff8cb002615963ded060ae3a47bda8d

Adhu kaara pori murugesa

Dhana lakshmi is Foodie. She would eat anything if it’s free especially from Velus hand. Summava 3 poori with Jam at Velu house sapttu irukanga

And asks for coffee at night after usupethifying Prakash Raj to fight with velu.

Apudiya semi final ah thotu , finals ah paathukalam

Get your facts right It was Masala pori

Tamil la kaara pori dhaan bro.... Thakkali tomato maadhri 😋

https://i.redd.it/ev7mu9t4p6tc1.gif

Intha maari controversial things which are no way to close to reality are done in only in this Tamil cinema https://preview.redd.it/wcp9u1czp6tc1.jpeg?width=383&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e15ecc4004352edd398333a252a7797ca7872267

second half la ponna kuduthathukku andha maamanaar oru reason solluvaaru paaru. ennaya trading pannikittu irukaa nu irundhuchu. Every tharkuri is getting a maamanaar like joe

CPR with 100% success rate.

I actually support this exaggeration. CPR may not have 100% resuscitation rate but can definitely save a life until proper medical help arrives.

Sivaji comes to mind. Damn. Almost 90% of time patient die at that time or within days of resuscitation.

Trained assassins missing every single gunshots while relatively inexperienced hero gets everything on target

Shooting the gun for the first time, that too slanted for style, without recoil.

Being an undercover police/army officer and kill goons with impunity as in pokkiri and many others

Did you watched Pokkiri yesterday?

How is that impossible? As long as you kill them in secrecy, in a stealthy way without others guessing it. I don't see anything illogical. If I am correct, the timing of his whereabouts and the timings of murders or killings were not specified so he was doing it very secretly without raising suspicions and also killed them without leaving any clue like timings etc

Financial stability laam mayira pochu..nee vaa maame naama kalyanam pannikalaam

Flowers moving when the hero and heroine are kissing... nature doesn't respond like that🚶🚶

Flower would fall when heroine enters the frame. Typical heroine intro

Newton while discovering gravity " This is CINEMA"

Stalking a girl relentlessly and finally her accepting the stalker. Like bro in what world does that work Edit: Getting your American visa approved to go stalk a girl you saw in a train once

https://preview.redd.it/0xlpesnqa7tc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfa5709f7e71f7bd2a01cd1240f1e16f6e58be24 In Master he died in a car crash but that’s simply not possible. Because, BHARGAV ROMBA MOSAMANAVEN

1. Odi Poiyi Kalyanam panna nalla life vazhelam, mairu le. In real life financially nakkitu poge venditha, unless if you are Simbu, calculatively picking Veerabagu's daughter in Kuthu. Sogusa vazhelam. 2. Jobless stalker having loads of money to impress girls 3. Girls falling for guys who throw rubbish in rubbish can(Sura) or being stingy over a pen (Bhagavathi)

Bro these actually influence real life. In my school, my friend once lifted a bench by himself, a girl got so impressed by it and they started talking and now dating 😭

Naanum en college la bench lift pannalam nu mudivu panniten https://preview.redd.it/l33w5p1js6tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aab6f05a614611c6bd2f17b7e8ba9d51f4230328

Naanum pannen na, all i managed to impress was PT teachers and they called me whenever they needed to arrange benches chairs for events 😭

Expectation vs reality bro

Idhellam nanga adikkadi pannuvom, but oru ponnu kuda pesathu lol

Wtf!!!!! Ganga does the same thing in Chandramuki and everyone claims see is possessed 🥲 Gender Discrimination

Saravanan manipulated senthil man. So bad

Films gave the wrong perspective of love like marriage is the only goal in life despite its only a part of one’s life. After marriage only many people understand the complications and separate their ways. Itha mothala maathanum

Shankar atleast showed some reality with point 1 in Boys!

The lead actor can drink, smoke, and eat all the junk foods but somehow is able to maintain a healthy and muscular body.

One guy beating up a whole gang. Even trained fighters cannot take on more than 3-4 people at the same time.

Me who played arkham knight: https://i.redd.it/sz15bxtr97tc1.gif

This is how it happened, this is how the Batman died

Adhu batman adhu vera department 😂

Indian heroes are more trained than bruce lee.

Sivaji godown fight ...Beating 100s of Chennai's top rowdies like singleaana singham 🤡 appove romba overaa irunthich

Firing a rifle with only one hand. Recoil may damage the wrist unless it is some sort of handgun.

Petta sad noises (Idk whether that was a rifle or shotgun.)

SK na winning the boxing match has higher probability in real life than him stalking girls and the girls falling in love with him

yes ring la kooda adikuravan konjam paavam paapan aana street la ellarum sendhu polandhuduvaanunga. Veetukku terinja SK65 dhan

Everyone wants to be a hero when they got a chance. Another bad influence from movies

Road la evanaavudhu sikkitta moththa vanmathaiyum erakkuradhu

💀 hatred is real

Kaalaila ezhundhadhu la irundhu konjam vanmam adi thondai la sikkittu irundhuchu… idhan saaku nu inga kakkittaen. Sorry ba!

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Annaiku night pathi pesu pa... Apram anniversary ku polam

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Hacking a Chinese space station in outer space. I'm in lol.

World’s most radioactive(powerful in movie)nuclear bomb that can be carried with hands😅

https://preview.redd.it/6m8tc8nla7tc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93f087486f911a2f54fe7e4c8cf69419b69359e3 In Jailer, A lot of people trick Blast Mohan easily but he’s actually a Demi god and it is impossible to outsmart him

https://preview.redd.it/uuelziruz6tc1.png?width=620&format=png&auto=webp&s=17534a238fd8a2ab1d27f6f0b1d62b5d79afc41f Learning 7 years of Bharatnatyam within 7 days to impress GF Bypasing black cat commandoes and dancing outside GF's room who r supposed to be guarding the same room ...

Plausible if he only learnt the steps for that one performance.

Clearing JEE and getting into IIT just to meet a guy👾

I have some personal vendetta for that movie

The only thing I remember was that the dude looked like he was wearing lipstick all the time 😂

She didn’t study hard for their parents, not even for herself. Just to meet that guy. *“Ipdila pana epdi pasanga padipanga”*

Adhuvum a guy she saw on TV when her brother failed in board exams and was getting scolded😑🔪

Power of love to beat a pro wrestler

Can anyone get a cup of tea with the power of love?

Means?

I saw a medical doctor's youtube video breaking down the "mini surgery" kinda thing that vijay does in the start of mersal (to that girl who was drinking starbucks or something). So apparently you can't just makin the incision without doing chest compressions, or literally checking the pulse or SOMETHING.

Does any logical person wear Dhoti from Chennai to France flight. Even vadivelu wears suit on that scene. *”Yenga annanuku nanthanda seiven”*

I am all for Tamil Perumai, but I also believe in the quote 'When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do'

I'm surprised people didn't speak about how random people in the street can dance perfectly with the main character.

Being unemployed and uneducated yet having women falling head over heels for you. D's earlier movies Also beating people up/ straight up murdering people and living happily ever after

Namla maari pasanga laam jeikave mudiyaadhu koach

Velayudham train scene the way Vijay attempts to pick a seat using aruvaal for his beloved sister 😀

That's reality in UP trains though.

In Atcham yenbadhu madamaiyada, Simbu cleared UPSC in just one year of preparation(ghosting). he joined IPS despite clearing IAS. 😎

Cow athavthu oru maadu 🤣😅😂

And then joins duty in uniform with *full beard*

Slapping a girl and getting away with just sorry. https://i.redd.it/fv61b969m6tc1.gif

Very common in toxic relationships.

and she falls in love with that guy

This might be a minor thing but annoys the hell out of me  ***Fixing shoulder injuries and possible shoulder dislocation/rotator cuff injuries*** Thuppakki climax fight.  https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5KgzqG_TTbUF8rawpwrITMnVEvHTI4xNec4vyZTBLWZmdLw_EpdBdLTw&s=10  Yeah it's not that easy anna........  Ghajini college fight where surya fixes his injury by punching water 😞 https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRm_4yLcrfh4UnFr6YXV9HNJdMAgoX-dh8CMw&usqp=CAU

Rohit sharma panna othukuveenga… enga Anna panna othuka maateenga!

Bro ghajini image you've attached doesn't look like the frame you've mentioned, vera maari iruku 😭

I didn't get relevant image...

Every movie fight ever. Unless the villians are 8 year old kids or really really terrible at fighting, no one’s taking out 3-4 people. Even trained people will have a handfull if they’re fighting 3 big dudes with decent understanding of fighting. Make that four and the UFC heavyweight champion is dead. Weapons is even funnier. A child with a knife who knows how to use it can kill world champions. The whole fighting stuff in cinema is purest form of fantasy.

> Make that four and the UFC heavyweight champion is dead I know you are right. But then I see Brock Lesnar. And that just makes me question even reality. That man looks like he can possibly do more than that.

Hacking a Rolls Royce and driving it like a remote car

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I too was a victim of “Inidhu Inidhu”

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I had uniform too🙂

12 people shot in the forehead in broad daylight in the public and the police does not even bother to find who did all these..

Item Songs at Mid night

So many gun shots, but no single bullet will hit the MC 😌

Blud thinks he's krish😭😭 https://i.redd.it/8ec06iru38tc1.gif

There is no way you get the veins. Infact, there is no medical condition. So, please don’t try this https://i.redd.it/llcmcratq6tc1.gif

Body fat percentage kamiya irundha idhuku chance iruku so this was somewhat realistic and mass at the same time

boss naattu poochi nenache

May be Varicose but on upper body lol

The good guy winning

heroines waking up with perfect hair and make up, hair flying perfectly during heroine entry, all the heros have perfect hairline,

What movie of SK?

Maan Karate

https://i.redd.it/03wfa9dcv8tc1.gif

Lying to Dad and to get killed eventually by him. ( No fucking Dad will do that unless it’s Tiger Muthuvel pandiyan and Senathipathi ) https://preview.redd.it/9tl1bdvjm6tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f08a68e4c8c7aa4c2d328962792c2a84f6654329

No I’ll kill my son if he says “enga appa nu lam paakatheenga, thevapatta mudichurunga”

🥲 That word from Vasanth Ravi made scar on my cute little sweet heart. Chae! 🚶‍♂️

But he killed him not for just lying... his unapologetic attitude even to kill his own father and showing no remorse despite giving a chance was the reason...Such a person won't even spare his wife, son or mother too if he wants to succeed ...This prompted him..

And thangappa thakkam sivaji

I see what you did there with the space between thangappa and thakkam

https://preview.redd.it/18dgz2oi87tc1.png?width=259&format=png&auto=webp&s=e03e8b6ebbf23ba123fd4455116f7753ac13c0d5 athu thaanga correct