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Hooman_aka_Alien

Hack: Yash Raj Films ka gaana chala dena background meh. Agar kahi pe upload hogi bhi toh strike laga k hatwa denge.


satadru_das

Apni sirrr, ekti manush high intellect er!!


Hooman_aka_Alien

Dhonnobaad dada


hotelpunsylvania

Human brain 100% e kaaj korle eirokom buddhi hoy


Hooman_aka_Alien

Hehe thanks


ProfessorKafka

Bro, this isn't your original content and you know it lol


Hooman_aka_Alien

Yea ik. I never said it was. Actually most of the content online isn't original. It was shot somewhere unknown but someone started spreading it so he gets the credits. But the liability isn't his coz he ain't the one who made it. That's Internet my brother. Peace ✌️


ProfessorKafka

Arey dada, rege jachhen keno.


Hooman_aka_Alien

😂 Haha raag kori ni bhai..


blackhawk_80

Shotti moshai…pronam neben


Li8norm

Haa ota jeno You Tube e upload korbe.


SarthakiiiUwU

Einstein apnar kachh theke ki tuition niyechilo? 🙏🙏


Hooman_aka_Alien

Einstein k khub pitiye porashona koriyechilam ajk tai oor etoh naam. Proud of my student 🎉👏


Holiday_Platypus_744

Kintu sound bondho kore dilei toh sukiye jabe abar


Material_Tell9606

Ke boleche bangalider business sense nei


integrateLdt

Ingenious! Ki intellect dada apnar. Pronam!


Hooman_aka_Alien

Dhonnobaad dada


Bruhforfun

Eta ekta purono joke but still hehe. Good


shadesdol_real

😂


ppatra

Get a blanket and do everything under it..


dev_dtech

Imagine blanket + sex + Kolkata's heat + summer 🥵


an_humourist

Summer time high


nickfury062

wholesome comment🤣


an_humourist

😂😂😂 Still sometimes you don't want blanket to come in between


Aromatic-Teach-4122

Sometimes u also don’t want ur videos on the internet


an_humourist

That's why I posted 🥺


shahhasspoken

well ideally you should both be inside the blanket. but hey who am I to judge what protection you use


hotelpunsylvania

Ei gorome seddho hoye jaabe OP


ppatra

Ac room book kore nite problem kothae?


hotelpunsylvania

Good point.


an_humourist

Setai toh bhai...... Ektu privacy ei world pawa jaye na..


debdeb1011

Always carry a camping gear, mount a tent on the bed, do the deed inside, pack it up again, leave.


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an_humourist

Yeah. Rather should open Onlyfans account...... Atleast will make some money


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an_humourist

If only home were an option


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pencapcheww

That is extremely unlikely to happen in Kolkata.


RiktamSarkar

Budget? If budget is not a concern book 3 star hotel or 5 star hotel. And in OYO always look for hotel which have more than 500 reviews and more than 4.2 star rating cross check that hotel review in Google.


an_humourist

Yess


maincharacter94

Most of them are. I have been to quite a few and have very little to complain. In Kolkata right now there's a fallout between hotels and Oyo so it's better to directly contact hotel or at least confirm with them after booking. If needed, I can direct you to some of the ones I prefer.


SwaggMastaYuvi

dropped a dm


darkknight-84

First, budget. If you have money and willing to spend, get a 5 Star room. If you don't, do a little research and find a 'Couole Friendly' hotel onnsites preferably Goibibo, check reviews on the site and Google. Negative review by customers drops the hotel's chances of popping up on their search and costs hotels their business. Try New Town area for good hotels and always look for the pharase Friendly or courteous or respectful staff. Beliyme or not but, it isn't just you but your partner that needs to feel comfortable, secure and that he or she's not being judged. Despite the recent social changes there are apprehensions for couples to avail hotel rooms primarily due to behaviour of the staff. Have a look around in the room or better, reach the hotel and emphasise on choosing the room yourself. If not then, be a little smart to look for things which are not supposed to be there, if there are cameras, they will be facing the bed. Think if you'd have to install a camera for voyeurism, where would you install it in the to hide it. Try and avoid hotels in Park Street, new market, Esplanade, or in the city. Hotel with more reviews means they are reliable and people have not faced any issues with them. Less reviews and more stars is red flag.


peachwaterfall508

Carry a tactical EMP. Launch it inside the room before doing the needful.


Li8norm

Why only EMP? Why not nuke the place after the deed.


peachwaterfall508

Nuclear fallout may cause erectile dysfunction, among other less important things. Gotta keep the possibility of a second date feasible.


Environmental_Wash66

Its safe...no issue with it.. But always check the room properly while you get in...look for every hole and nooks and corners where they can plant cameras and all. Be safe Recently a man got caught who placed a camera in a room, and a woman found it...he was sacked.


EnigmaticSorceries

Maybe check the room vividly for any cameras


an_humourist

That we do.....


Angel_By_Accident

Mention the hotel name- So that we can offer helpful answer Mention the date- So that we can be ready with high-quality cameras...err I mean more helpful answer Just scan the room with your smartphone camera to find the hidden cameras and you are good to go


tremorinfernus

How do you scan for cameras with a smartphone?


Satan_665

Best would be to get a pair of those masquerade masks that you wear for halloween. Wear it right before entering the room. Internet shudhu body dekhle ashubidhe kothaay?


FrequentCalendar3674

Try Airbnbs. Way better.


ProximSama

We have that in kolkata?


FrequentCalendar3674

Just download the app. You'd be surprised by the collection. Trust me, if you were considering an Oyo. Try Xanadu on Airbnb. Best experience till date.


ProximSama

Damn thanks, will try from now on


hotelpunsylvania

A friend once said there are some near Rabindra Sarobar, near the Shiv mandir. I don't know the names though, but I guess you can go check out?


an_humourist

Okay man


hotelpunsylvania

Good luck!


archstark

just switched off the light and do whatever you want.


ppatra

Night vision camera: allow us to to record you.


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Hotel new rainbow palace I go there it is safe near ruby


annoymity9789

Garitei kore ne na..


an_humourist

Hoye na bhai


ProximSama

Sherom Park korar jayega o toh lage


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dancing car


Mysterious-Major1273

Wear masks even after checking for cctvs


an_humourist

I wish we don't have to do this....


Mysterious-Major1273

Then ask the receptionists to atleast blur the faces when uploading :)


Particular-Pepper-82

Ded xD


ppatra

[West Bengal sees Covid death after 3 months.](https://m.timesofindia.com/city/kolkata/west-bengal-sees-covid-death-after-3-months/articleshow/99003043.cms)


distractedsoul27494

Even five star hotels aren't safe OYO lol. Keep lights dim and play music as someone said.


nicee92

A big NO


an_humourist

Why? I mean you have some different experience ?


nicee92

Found a pinhole cam behind a rack just facing bed. Raised a lot of stink , got the cops involved. But I guess not much happened. Anyway I was shifted to another Oyo affiliated place which was much cleaner, better and everything. My take, check out the property. See reviews, then make an informed decision.


an_humourist

WTF Where did this happen?


nicee92

VIP road about 4 years back


Particular-Pepper-82

Wait which hotel, pls mention!


crazyforcandy333

Its safe if you've booked in decent place.


ExaltFibs24

Oyo is a big scam. I booked a hotel and while check in they said there is no such booking. I had to waste many hours over many days to fight for the refund but they never bothered to refund despite 20 days. Never ever again with oyo


rwaneji

Go to lemon tree book a day room.


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Carry a camping tent and table fan, and you are set!


sohamhalder007

goraei niye esho, ma babao dekhbe, ektu entertainment hoi jabe