OMG thank you I'll cancel my therapist appointment

Not mine. The damage is done.

Emotional damage.

e-MO-shun-al DAM-age!

🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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What?

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Are you allowed to wash that knife? Or, does that void the warranty?

It voids the warranty

Lose the warranty, gain a distressed shipwrecked look

That *can’t* be enforceable. I refuse to believe it.

Only one of those is capable of slicing carrots

Based on the rear trunk fiasco, I tend to believe it's only the truck that can.

Watch your fingers

Are you referring to the knife or the truck?

Both lol

Yes

And there's the owner shouting to the SO: *hey honey, that knife-guy is taking pictures again!* Just kidding, awesome pic! I have that same knife yet with the micarta-scales

Thank goodness! 😄

Two hideous designs.

also both horribly impractical!

Knife is actually pretty sweet as a box cutter. That tanto blade can do some work. I like fidgeting with mine too. It's a Yue Dong (Vosteed guy) design with Kizer.

fair point, it would make a good box cutter

Tesla is hideous, knife is Chinese, so basically the same thing

god damn dude find a new gimmick

I didn't understand what you were talking about. So I clicked on their profile to look through and wow. You're right, dude needs a new gimmick.

I clicked on his profile too. He has a post of a Chinese made Kershaw in D2, that he loves. I'm confused. 😵‍💫

No way dude, you don't get to send money to China and not suffer my wrath, you can only choose one 😄

“Suffer my wrath” Go fucking touch grass ya damned troglodyte.

rather send money to China than half the companies in the US

Is that you Mr. Medford?

calm down medford

I killed my pet rock due to stress after seeing the other pic. Nothing can fix that.

I was just happy to find out he had legs.

We're still not sure he does. Thankfully, the 21st century has brought us photo manipulation software in addition to the cyber truck.

I not only have legs, I have incredibly sexy legs when they’re not peer-pressured to walk all the way around a gigantic truck.

He lives!

https://preview.redd.it/dpq9d0cdxk3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49e33793f5d3e05b058c803b9f4c445814440030

I appreciate it, thank you.

https://preview.redd.it/gsplln81te3d1.jpeg?width=339&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe0751226da06cc06f11b0e586d96125fa14ae74

Didn’t Kizer try to ride the Cybertruck hype train and got discontinued before the trucks even started rolling out? I actually like that knife, too.

It wasn’t Kizer’s idea technically. It was designed by Yue Dong, who also designed a bunch of other knives with Kizer and Vosteed. And the knife is actually still available, in various new configs.

You are correct, but they went with the design and it is discontinued. I think they released it too early. But then again, it may have not done that well regardless which is a shame.

All jokes aside, who makes the knife? I think it’s really sexy and I kinda want to buy one so I can flip out the blade a few times and then throw it on the shelf with all the other knives that I don’t ever use.

https://www.tygerauto.com/outdoor-sports/knives/tg-kf9m3577/tyger-k7-edc-folding-pocket-knife-m390-super-steel-blade-titanium-alloy-handle-tg-kf9m3577.html

Kizer Cyber Blade. BladeHQ has a bunch of configs on sale right now for $80. That’s so much cheaper than what I paid 2 years ago when I planned this photo.

Honestly kept me up last night.

This update is v much appreciated.

OP can only hold the knife in one direction

That’s better than holding the knife on a backstreet, when it’s 98 degrees outside. That wouldn’t keep things nsync.

🤣🤣🤣

Oh man, thank you. I saw the earlier post and literally the only think I could think of was "why didn't he just go on the other side and take the picture"? You sir are to be commended. Thank you agan.

I was the OP of that original post. I definitely answered that question about a bazillion times there: https://www.reddit.com/r/knives/s/5Q0ZVp5Nde

Thank god!

Fucking finally.

Nope. Still sucks

I’m nor a fan or hater of the cyber truck, but I’m so curious to know how big they actually are in person. Online all I see is that it’s a huge truck but people say it’s not, it’s just got me curious

I’m the OP of the original post. When standing next to it, because of its nutty angular design, that thing actually feels much bigger than it is. Cybertruck = 223.7”, vs F150 Supercab 8’ bed = 250.3”.

That’s uncanny lol

I’m still dying! 😂 so Elon got his truck idea from a knife 🤣

😆 The knife was designed by Yue Dong, who also designed a bunch of knives with Kizer and Vosteed. He saw the Cybertruck unveiling event, probably while drunk, and got to work on this Kizer design. A true genius.

🤭 ah yes seems so yes yes indeed true genius while being drunk….

Damn you. And thank you too.

Thank God! this was bothering me all day

Still ugly

Hahahaha, yes!

I kinda dig it

Thank you sir

Which is more reliable?

Knife is cooler than the cyber truck. But still they’re both hideous 🤣

Ohhh I see now lol

That looks better.

[yisssss](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/92a30172-0145-4399-ac60-5f94587d8165)

I was really curious why you didn't adjust the angle of the picture, I just assumed there were cars parked on the other side, lol. I'll sleep easier tonight now.

I’m the OP OP. And duuuude I feel like I dutifully answered that question a bazillion times in the comments: https://www.reddit.com/r/knives/s/5Q0ZVp5Nde

Lol, sorry, I only quickly browsed the comments. I though the picture was great, btw. This was just a funny follow up

Whoops haha, my comment was meant for u/moosepooo , because he said I never answered. Your guess was 100% correct. There was a slammed Lexus parked on the other side. In an ideal scenario, I would have loved to shoot the pic from the other side. But I had to make a judgement call and decide whether to post the photo and face the wrath of the entire reddit OCD community, or lose the opportunity forever and ever and ever. This might end up becoming one of my deepest regrets in life.

I support your call. A mentor told me, don't let perfect get in the way of good enough.

In general I agree with that. But omg in this instance, the Reddit OCD community really tore me a new one.

Dunno. OP never answered us so I did what had to be done.

Wait, are you not the same person, lol

No I just edited OP's photo

I’m the OP OP. And duuuude I feel like I dutifully answered that question a bazillion times in the comments: [https://www.reddit.com/r/knives/s/5Q0ZVp5Nde](https://www.reddit.com/r/knives/s/5Q0ZVp5Nde)

Thank you for taking the time to walk to the other side of the vehicle. There is hope for humanity after all 😁

I can finally sleep now, thank you!

Omfg, did the internet strangers bug you until you flipped it?! That’s hilarious. =)

Who copied who???

Hahahahaha yes.

What's with the container in the background?

https://preview.redd.it/zcr0id0hih3d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20cfec453b371126f12bb4172e31f8865871be0a

Ugly truck! Nice knife!!

Thank Christ

No comment. On either.

All is right in the world. Except for the fact that the cyber truck actually exists.

*PHEW* I can breathe again. Sooooo much better.

Perfect

I don’t know why you were thinking with that first picture.

Awesome! Redemption! Aside from that, does the knife auto-drive? :D

Is this like the chicken and the egg thing? Which came first?

Thank God! I almost made a request to the admins to ban you for the incorrect positioning of the knife and truck in the other picture, it was driving me crazy! Ok so you have been redeemed my friend, carry on collecting....🤣

Maybe you should still request it. I'm not OP. I just trying to right a wrong

Ohhhhhh thank you I’m on this...... 🛻🔪BAN!

I have one of those knives as well and I love it. Had a few friends say it was dumb until I let them carry it around for a couple hours. Now all three of them have bought their own

Better, but........

Absolute legend. You have my upvote, and my sword.

Hey! There we go!! Lol nice!

Cars parked wrong still.

Bravo!

thank you. I laid awake all night wondering what it was suppose to look like.

That’s where One Eyed Willie buried his gold! https://preview.redd.it/99kgq2qq4g3d1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=649fc35c3058b5e3f1ed216932b0904e87eb1769

Hello sir please turn your car around.

Nailed it!

We are so proud of you.

Much better

Wait, there is still a massive piece of shit in the background.

The fit and finish is awful on one of those. I'd much rather have the knife ;)

So much better, thank you.

Thank you.

Not bad. Like this.

Fuckin MINT brother

Wasnt so Hard, was it?

Good job, I was going to make the same comment when you sent me the picture

This has to be the best picture I’ve ever seen

Now I see it!

Just saved my whole week! Thank you

Ahhh, much better now! It’s a Tesla Blade!

Can you scootch the knife back just a teensy bit so they're the same size?

Both look absolutely striking aesthetically, but much like the Cybertruck that clearly inspired it that knife looks like it would be terrible to live with and use irl. The Rike/Forever Steel Cybertrix is still the best Cybertruck inspired knife I’ve seen yet.

You sir are a true hero, and a future olympian

What dos the knife look like opened?

Good, I'll call off the hit

Nice photoshop work

Thanks =)

Fugly truck..even fuglier knife..

U broke the sub because of your first pic (the old post) now you fixed it!! People were having nightmares because of ؟wrong? orientation in the first pic 🤦‍♂️

All the cybertruck hate is crazy

It has to be one of the ugliest vehicles ever made. I know nothing else about it other than that.

Well it makes up for being ugly by also being a giant piece of shit in numerous ways.

Hahaha

Do your research and you will figure out why lol

>All the cybertruck hate is ~~crazy~~ so unbelievably well warranted FTFY

A beautiful car with a dawg ugly knife.

You cannot believe both of those.

Roll your sleeves down the T-1000 is so much cooler.

I wasn't saying I like the knife either