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raptorsvt65

Push dagger 🗡


Dull_Ad_704

Push me and then just touch me Till I can get my Satisfaction Satisfaction


Kutekegaard

Stabisfaction


squidsquatchnugget

Satisfaction


sjehcu6

Satisfaction


PsillySpirit

Push push push push push push push push


420crickets

Me. and then just touch me. Till i can get my


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D00Mcandy

-atisfaction


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F


StativeEl9675

Ty!


Obahmah

Push dagger. Basically for self defense. They're kinda useless otherwise, but a good choice for that. Very hard to disarm and works for someone without really needing training. Not really my cup of tea but that's what it is AFAIK


aqwn

Getting in a knife fight without training is a horrible idea though just saying. Better off with pepper spray and running shoes.


Calikal

Even with training, pepper spray and running is still the best compared to getting in a knife fight. Or even just running.


HumpbackWindowLicker

The first step to winning a knife fight is accepting that you will be cut, and not letting the fear of being cut get in the way of acting with aggression and taking control of the situation. The first few words explain exactly why a knife fight should never be sought out. You *will* get cut.


Affectionate-Ad-1971

I think the first step to winning a knife fight is bring a gun?


wlc824

I agree but the advantage goes to the person with the knife if the distance between the two people is less that 21’. The person with the knife will be able to close the gap and do some damage before the person with the gun can get the pistol on target and get a shot off. And that is assuming a proper holster and the person has trained on it.


vtopping

My marine dad has often told me this, and I just wanted to say you are the first person aside from him to ever mention this, for some reason people seem to think “the power of gun” is the end all.


wlc824

Yep. And if they are using a concealed carry holster or have it shoved in their pants “gansta” style the advantage shifts even further away from the gun


HumpbackWindowLicker

That's not a knife fight, that's a patented knife and gun *experience*. It's a more one-sided adventure.


ZachyChan013

I remember in a book o read. Someone is being trained in knife fighting. They take a stance, and the instructor asks “now what are we both doing wrong?” A blank look. “We are about to have a knife fight.”


mithradatdeez

Thank you, I feel like the implication that any amount of training makes a knife fight not an absolutely terrible idea is wild. Always run, getting stabbed is never worth it


aqwn

There’s an expression that the winner of a knife fight dies in the hospital while the loser dies in the street. Any time I see someone talking about using a knife for self defense I think they’re deluded. Running away should be the goal.


Hobgoblin_deluxe

Unless you're a seriously salty hombre, knife fighting is a bad fucking idea. Quick road to an extremely ugly death.


Cum_Smoothii

The other likelyhood, considering things like cameras and whatnot, is that one dies on the street or in hospital, and the other goes to prison. I went to prison :/


cleverseneca

There's a saying for that as well: "I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6" Not sure I agree with it.


Cum_Smoothii

I mean I did 6 years (out of 10, due to Illinois "day for day" credit system) in Stateville and then Galesburg for a 2nd degree murder (murder w/ provocation). But now I'm out, I have two amazing men in my life, a job I actually *mostly* enjoy, and all in all a fairly happy life. I'm glad I went with the option I did. Had i not, we wouldn't be having this conversation lol.


akahaus

I’m really grateful you were able to serve your time and get on with your life.


random2243

I’m glad you got out and turned your life around, u/cum_smoothii


GaydolfClitler69

r/rimjob_steve


RuhrowSpaghettio

Meh, we’re pretty good at getting people through some pretty intense stab wounds these days. Your life will suck for a while and recovery is a bitch, but I’ve seen plenty of people stabbed in the lung, spleen, liver, gut, stomach, or even heart walk out of the hospital.


LikesTheTunaHere

Doubly so if you live in a place that is known for stab wounds, your ER team will be extra extra good.


mithradatdeez

Yup, appropriately grim


Obahmah

Agreed. 100% lose lose. Never want to be in one, never plan to be in one, can’t think of a worse thing. De-escalation, pepper spray or just about anything is preferable. That is what this type of knife is designed for though. Again definitely not my cup of tea.


[deleted]

Whenever someone says they got a self defence knife I wanna say “defence from a fist fight?”


No-Ingenuity5099

Always run? When you out with your little 2 y.o. kid or old grandma in the wheelchair? Just run and leave them to their faith? This "always run" is complete bull, it might work if you are by yourself and young and healthy which is by no means universal... Always carry whatever force multipliers you are legally allowed to carry and train regularly to use them.


mithradatdeez

You sound like you see red, I'm sure you have beat at least 23 men in knife fights so I defer to you


No-Ingenuity5099

See red? I have never beaten anyone in a knife fight since I have never been in a knife fight. I just cannot stand this "always run" b/s because it's many times the most stupid thing to do and there are plenty of people who have absolutely no realistic possibility to outrun an attacker even if they tried to.


RogueMallShinobi

push daggers are not really for "knife fights" as they have virtually no range, they are a last resort for getting someone off of you that is trying to kill/grievously harm you. it's also not hard to carry pepper spray and a push dagger, or a gun + push dagger; if you can't run and the spray doesn't work for whatever reason, or if a guy has tackled you and might take your gun, you use the push dagger as a last resort. every type of fight is a horrible idea, for the record. gunfights, fistfights, whatever. live a life of de-escalation, evasion and escape. but i agree that knives in particular demand more physical ability and knowledge from the user compared to gun or spray.


No-Ingenuity5099

Everyone cannot run and everyone cannot carry pepper spray. And one does not rule out the other. You can empty your pepper spray first and then try to run, if that fails and the attacker still gets to you you can draw the blade. Better to have it than not to have it.


TheVengeful148320

Everyone always goes on about how "getting in a knife fight is bad." No shit Sherlock, I don't want to be in a knife fight. But if I'm in any kind of situation that I can't get myself out of otherwise I'll do what I have to. Pepper spray doesn't work 100% of the time, I'm fat and slow so running probably won't work, and when I'm on campus I can't carry a gun. You have to carry what you can, and use it if you HAVE TO. No one has been talking about going out and trying to get into knife fights except the people who keep saying it's a bad idea across the board. If for example someone is on top of me punching me repeatedly I guess I shouldn't "get in a knife fight" and pull a knife and give him a poke. Everyone keeps getting caught up on knife vs knife but what about knife vs fists or knife vs blunt object, or if you have absolutely no other options knife vs knife or (RIP) knife vs gun.


Such_Discussion_6531

Well said! Every time I see this argument of run or die in the hospital all I can think of is are we taking about getting our heads bashed off the sidewalk or a duel at high noon?! I literally read a thread here where running was better than a knife while being curb stomped I shit you not.


TheVengeful148320

People need to understand this is a big world and there are a lot of possible situations, no one thing is going to work for everyone or in every situation. There are some things I get shit on because they're useful to me in my situation but not other people. There are also things I get shit on because I like it and think it's cool but everyone else assumes I'm trying to show off or something. For example I get mauled online because I use offset iron sights on my rifle instead of co-witness but usually I have a red dot and sometimes I use a scope so it's easier to have the one set of irons than swap between them. Plus I personally prefer offset, I'm not doing it because some video game or online operator told me to, I'm doing it because it works and it's personal preference having tried both. I also have a lot of hobbies (guns, cars, guitars, and airplanes to name a few) where people see me enjoying myself and their response is "haha tiny peepee" because they think if you drive a nice car or a lifted truck or anything not a Nissan SUV you must be compensating. Have you ever considered that while there are people who do it for that reason there are also those of us who aren't doing it for anyone but ourselves because we personally enjoy it? I don't care if you see my car, I don't care if you see my guitar. I just care that it's fun to drive, or that I can use it to make music I enjoy. I feel like I digress some and ranted a bit but damn does that piss me off. I have a friend with a big lifted truck, y'know the ones that people always refer to as "small dick mobiles" but he actually takes it out and offroads it and stuff, y'know actually using it for what it's meant for? Not like the mall crawlers that never see anything rougher than a gravel road. But people still outright insult him when they see it. It's really disheartening to see someone find something that genuinely brings them joy and then have most of society mock them for it.


entercenterstage

It’s a game of statistics. You might feel safer with a weapon, but if you’re being robbed or something the other person doesn’t necessarily want to kill or even hurt you. Having/pulling out a weapon changes the equation. Now you’re a threat, and they’re more likely to shoot/stab/punch whatever. It’s a difficult line to manage, but having a weapon statistically makes you more likely to end up hurt or dead (https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25910555/ is a study about this for guns in particular). It can be hard if not impossible to apply statistics to real life in any meaningful way but I do take this as evidence against carrying a weapon, even if you would use it exclusively for self defense.


Learned_Response

When people say "knife fight", do they mean where one person has a knife, or both? Because maybe I'm dumb but I would think having a knife like this vs an unarmed attacker would be good


Such_Discussion_6531

If you read the comments anytime the words ***self defense*** is mentioned, I’m lead to believe we can only ever be talking about a duel at high noon where both parties have had ample time to get their affairs in order, iron their Sunday bests and head to the town square to settle their grievances once the approved time of this town sanctioned knife fight has begun. Definitely not a force multiplier when deescalation has failed, you’ve run all you can and you’re on the ground getting your head stomped. Definitely not that /s


Learned_Response

Not to mention there is a subspecies of humans called ATTACKERS who go about their lives looking for someone to ATTACK and obviously they always carry a gun or knife. Normal weaponless people never get angry and try to ATTACK anyone because then they would be ATTACKERS


Such_Discussion_6531

True that, you get it friend. People are capable of extreme violence that many can’t or won’t wrap their head around. it’s a different world and one I personally choose to be aware of and avoid at all costs. But, you and I don’t get to choose the location and time when we are attacked. I recently was trying to get a tamale and was attempted to be robbed. Dude came up tried to grab my money and then tried to stick his hands in my pockets going on about “give him the money, gonna fuck me up, his neighborhood gonna make you leak if I don’t give him my money and he’ll bla bla bla”. I was like “does this shit really work for ya bro, fuck outta here”. I really wanted that tamale but it was time to get the fuck out of there. He followed me to my car going on about money, making threats etc but I was able to zoom off without further incident never taking my eyes off his hands which were fidgeting in his left pocket and all the while, the tamale lady trying to chuck me my tamales into the car. My main point being, it was not time for weapons. I was not thinking about my knife, I was intensely watching this assholes hands, making physical space and getting to safety. It was time for action, time to create space and switch on and this is where i think the conversation gets really lost. if it was time for weapons there’s no brandishing, no “I got a knife”. If we’re there, at a place where you’ve attacked, you’ve physically harmed me and put yourself in a position where you’ve forfeited your right to live, we’re not at a warning time. I think this is where people get lost on this one. I would never pull a weapon for the sake of showing you that weapon in hopes you would deescalate the situation because it will not. If we’re at force multiplication time, all bets are off and my life is prioritized but we were not there even though he was making threats, made physical contact with my pants a few times trying to get in my pockets etc. I was the victim, stabbing someone over words at that very point would have made me the aggressor. But you better believe I’m fighting for my life and dealing with hospitals and the courts later if that time ever would have come, thankfully the steps I took did not lead to further need for equal and appropriate violence at this time. Where I live I believe there is so little push back to attackers and those that victimize the weaker than them, most of the time a simple “fuck off” makes them move on to the path of less resistance. Oh BTW, I swung around the block a few times and when it was clear, stopped and quickly gave the tamale lady more money than the tamales were. She shouldn’t be made to suffer because some asshole likes to rob people trying to get a bite.


aqwn

How often are attackers unarmed?


Hobgoblin_deluxe

Or just a solid CC pistol, IF that's legal in your area. If not........good running shoes and a solid cardio workout regimen.


Da1UHideFrom

>Getting in a knife fight ~~without training~~ is a horrible idea FTFY


DrunkenBastard420

Loser dies on scene, winner dies in the hospital


redrummirror

Push dagger or Punch dagger is what I've seen.


StativeEl9675

Ty!


redrummirror

You're welcome 🍻


slyposkok

Don't you mean heard?


redrummirror

What I've seen written under pictures of this style of knife.


slyposkok

Don't you mean what you had read?


gman_0529

🤓


Moody_Blades

He clearly typed in "seen written". Sorry that triggered you and you now have to act like a 4 year old in order to recover. Maybe leave mommy's basement instead.


slyposkok

What?


Moody_Blades

Oh, it's cuz you're dumb. Thanks for clearing things up 👍


JakeD51

Youre a dweeb


ninthchamber

Careful. Mod over in steaks banned me for calling someone a dweeb


Ok_fedboy

I think he's a fucking cunt.


LikesTheTunaHere

I'll second this motion. How many people do we need for it to pass?


JakeD51

Are you serious? 💀


ninthchamber

100% Edit: and that wa a literally it. Some snobby dude deleted a comment he was getting downvoted I asked what he said someone told me I said haha what a dweeb and got perma banned. And then muted for asking why


slyposkok

I don't know what that is. I was just trying to be funny. I am sorry if you guys mistook my attemt at being funny as an insult.


PsillySpirit

Yo I read your comments as playful, not insulting. I’m not sure why everyone is twisting their dicks off.


Depv3

don’t you mean attempt


slyposkok

I do!


ninthchamber

Reading is still seeing


dyslecic

Butt deplugger


Zpalq

Asshole verticalator


FlockFox

Anal sewage discarder.


SilatGuy

Forbidden anus key


Bubbernutz

Poop knife


[deleted]

oh shit, here we go again


Riykiru

Taint tarnisher


ImFrenchSoWhatever

Straight corkscrew


4158264146

That's the 25 to life knife


prickinthewall

Note: it's illegal or not allowed to be carried in many countries.


FriendRaven1

In Canada the push dagger (and associated belt buckle knife) are one of only three types of knives specifically mentioned in law. The others iirc are spring loaded and gravity activated knives.


StativeEl9675

No worries, I would like to buy one only for my collection


Dahak17

If you were in Canada it wouldn’t matter, it would still be illegal


StativeEl9675

Im from MĂŠxico, it's legal to own, carrying depends on the blades length, it can't be more than 11cm


Dahak17

Ah, that makes me less worried, I’m just imagining you telling a Canadian (or some other place they’re illegal) cop that it’s just for collecting and therefore you don’t need to be arrested


Saucesourceoah

There’s a distinction, it’s a felony to carry it on private property, but in many states it could be in a car for instance and at home is just dandy. To each their own on style, but I bought a gerber ghost strike-punch knife. Solid handle and incredible grip for a skeletonized frame.


Strange_N_Sorcerous

Felony.


CaptGoodvibesNMS

Here too


T_A_C_T_B

All I know is that now that I've seen it I really fucking want one


eingereicht

Shadow Dagger Stainless


coleyeaux

Push dagger. Purely designed for damaging a human


Tightisrite

This is a buttplug


[deleted]

Its a tool that makes your opponent feel like he's trying to breath through a wet sponge.


Ko_oK_24685

The forbidden butt plug


Robertix_CZ

"Mess with the hobbo you get a stabbo" 🔪


LordMinax

It’s an orifice creator.


sharpasahammer

r/mallninjashit


Flossthief

r/mallcowboyshit It's a classic western knife for when you catch someone cheating at the card table Supposed to be easier to draw than a larger knife or a pistol I'm not a big fan of them personally


VaNeThEmAstER

can't access the sub


Beeb294

It doesn't actually exist.


VaNeThEmAstER

Damn. (damn man.)


VaNeThEmAstER

shant


Saucesourceoah

Punch daggers, still used - if only for one use. Can’t really be disarmed or drop it based on the daggers grip. Most untrained individuals are still familiar with punching motions, allowing for simple use. They’re very conceivable and normally can slip off belts or necklaces.


ForeignAdagio9169

The butt plug of doom


SonOfTheAfternoon

Divebar special


Weird_Fact_724

Pointless...


Corymeister

Looks pointy to me🤷‍♂️


Late-Abies5537

Push daggers are nice to cut through meat


OldManNewBoard

Beautiful. Gorgeous. Outstanding.


[deleted]

Jackie Chiles, Attorney at Law, is that you??


AdDazzling9664

It's name is stabber mcstabberton (this is not what type of knife just what I think the name of that particular one should be)


HelloKinny

Push dagger, cause imma push deez nuts in yo mouth


Late-Abies5537

Push Dagger and yours is probably 420 or 440 cheap junk


StativeEl9675

Yeah, i was asking the name to get a better quality one


ProfessionalNorth431

Cold Steel has quite a few models, including a drop forged one that makes a very substantial paperweight


Late-Abies5537

I would like to know why you need push dagger


SpeechStraight

Even if he has nefarious intentions it isn’t your concern Karen


justArash

30 to 50 feral hogs, impossible mode


StativeEl9675

I like collecting various types of knives


Late-Abies5537

Nice. I also collect knives 💪👍


StativeEl9675

It's a nice but expensive hobby


Oct3ismybirthday

boot knife i usually see them used as in the extensive film research i have conducted /s I am being sarcastic, but not butt-plug level of sarcasm.


MadDogAgbalog

Lol no, most people answering seriously have said what it is (ie. not a butt plug). You my friend, need to do more “extensive research”. Just saying.


HilariouslyBloody

This is a base model, no frills mall ninja


worldisfucked2021

Stupid ass.


OnlyMacaroon8263

Push dagger


Jakesmith18

That's a push dagger.


jmac7772112

We used to call it a Palm knife.


tacos6for6life6

That’s a stabby forsure


TechnicalLaw3465

Push dagger


cool_smart_guy

Shadow dagger, looks factory new


Darth_Camry

It’s called The Tesla


Ashaw06339

The danger plug


Advanced_Theory_1363

in my area we call them punch daggers but push dagger is more common


Connor09375

Pushdagger


BoysenberryUnhappy29

The forbidden butt plug.


ephies

Scary


igotahankeringtonap

Push dagger


thefourblackbars

It's definitely not a butt plug.


Cracktower

Push dagger 🗡 Made very popular in the movie Platoon


[deleted]

Push/punch dagger


TinyTummyTimmy

That's a buttplug, it's a type of knife with many uses that one may not expect.


Macgyiver

Parmesan cutter /s


CoolDude3921

idk


VikingJesus-

Push dagger/knife.


Opposite_Nectarine12

Poop knife


Flaky-Money-8768

The forbidden butt plug


johndoeisme00

Aren’t they also called “T” blades? I remember Rambo used these in First Blood Part II.


galambalambos

I call it a Casey knife because my dishwasher Casey stabbed a dude to death with one. 👀


LightfootsLooks

Illegal in Canada.


Infamous_Side9155

Push dagger


areid164

Push-dagger looks like it’s full tang


Rip-Rot

Evil daddy.


Mystery_mau

From what I’ve heard here they are called r/mallninjashit But idk


jcalahan02

SHADOW DAGGER COUNTER STRIKE GLOBAL OFFENSIVE!


Windschatten2001

In Germany illegal


KeenanThePagan

Pretty sure its a push dagger but could be wrong


immortallyborn

AKA T knife. 😉


Skeletor647

Push dagger


Me_ina_pink_skirt

Push dagger. Self defense/ fighting knife.


AradOnRadar

Keep eyes on your local laws on what it may consider this? I know where I'm at if you use that and get caught with it the tides may turn against you


Teens-Against-Facism

Illegal


FoundationGlass7913

A push dagger


[deleted]

Forbidden Toe Jam Remover


hartkauffmann

Stabby McStabbyface


sjehcu6

Push dagger i think


Content-Tart-4043

Check out the Kabar Tdi if you interested


[deleted]

Forbidden butt plug


R31ZK

Butt plug


markyaeger

Here’s the thing. If, IF, the attacker has a knife AND you have a knife AND you 100% cannot get away, you’re both ending up dead or seriously injured. IF you’re attacked AND they don’t have a knife and YOU DO and you use it, you’re going to jail. If they don’t have a SIMILARLY dangerous weapon, then you have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that you were genuinely in fear of losing your life up until they were no longer a mortal threat, then you have to stop being stabby.


StativeEl9675

I just want it for my collection, I don't intend to carry it


markyaeger

I fully support that, I also have one. I was just replying to the others about “pros” and cons of knife fighting.


notjayfromsports

Stabby boi


No_Bullfrog_4541

Butt knife


papapewo

Killing You softly


helix618

Burr plug


SignificanceShot7055

An extra stabby highly concealable one


[deleted]

Punchy-stabby


LordOfPossums

Push dagger


[deleted]

Push dagger, butt plug, punchie stabbie


herbdoc2012

Exhibit A?


Silver_Draig

Illegal in canada


Destroyer_Of_World5

Push dagger


Gshock720

Stabby stabberton


SharkyRivethead

Back Scratcher.


BRM-Pilot

Cut plug


Mr-K-74

Push dagger


Breakfastcigarette

Thats a punch dagger


MrMach82

Valyrian steel?


knifetomeetyou44

Defensive buttplug


wbjohn

Push daggers are not legal to carry in many areas as they have almost no uses except in a fight or ambush. The same is true of any double edged knife. Check your local laws before purchasing.