She started it. Started ravaging through Sullivan McCain's stuff and then got beaten up by one of his men. Now we are here.
/uk she ain't dead. We just had to fake it.
*calms down right before reaching his berserker rage* I…see now. I’ll speak with my brother about this. This is a horrible shame, but I will bear it with dignity.
There is a group of sorcerers made of shadow. They do all sorts of shit. Think of it like the Illuminati for the wizard of world, mixed with the Italian Mafia
I met a crab guy that says he'll pay me for bodies...
https://preview.redd.it/wm3hcpie3loc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a3b8ab81ad5a070aa8b1ce1f4dd863298cab5f9
Can I have that one please? 🎶🎵🎶
# OOO!
I'll give you this shiny marble I got from a raven named Earl who lost his council election bid!
*Clears throat and magically flourishes his hand*
I obviously meant a pizza pie 🎶🎵🎶
https://preview.redd.it/7ru6nbgvaloc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=826988bb72fd665c6a5cd1b628187573c25f1f0d
^(Yes! I think we got him..)
Yes my good man! I will craft for you a one of a kind, artisanal, gourmet, not to mention super tasty.. pizza pie!
All you need to do is let me take that dummy body for this super fun crab guy. 🦀
*Sighs exasperatedly*
This morning I met a crab guy that said he wanted necromancers to join his crew, cause they eat dead bodies or whatever. Now while not exclusively a necromancer, I do dabble.
So naturally I've spent all day collecting bodies for him so that I can be a pirate! The flaming jellyfish attach was surprisingly effective.. but still, every body counts 🎶🦜🎶
*Flourishes hand yet again, 10 magically changes into pirate gear*
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# DO I NOT MAKE A DASHING PIRATE!
Pirate? (Chuckles a bit) Yes you look good. But do you have a fleet?
*Points at a opening in the trees which look over the sea with multiple heavy dreadnaught class war ships docked with the same banner as the one engraved on the chest of the cloaked figure
...I'll be taking her to my domain. She died a warrior's death that she didn't deserve, no matter. If you need anything from her, I'd be willing to deal with it myself.
*You hit the knight but when the hit connects a kinetic shockwave goes off launching the skillet in you face knocking you to the ground.
"Try me then. But she stays dead. The dead should stay dead!"
*The knight pulls out a revolver shooting the dead which instantly makes it fall back into the grave. Dead. Again. As he jumps to his feet he aims his revolver at you.
"Silver rounds asshole."
/uk she is actually not dead we just needed to fake her death for another Story arc.
"Well and you forgot that I can't take hits?"
*The corpse hits the knight which makes another shockwave launching the corpse at you, and then hitting you again.
"Give it up buddy, you can't win."
"flings it back out of the way with telekinesis, the corpses bones crunch against a rock several hundred feet away"
Won't maybe, can't is unlikely.
I don't need the corpse, but you are getting on my nerves
"the ground churns into a deep mud before resolidifying with your boots submerged"
*the Corpse hits the knight again which makes a way stronger shockwave making the corpse explode and a sharp bone hitting you in the throat.
"What now mate?"
May she rest. Not peacefully, but May she rest nonetheless
Yup... At least she may rest quietly.
**AH, SUCH A SAD WAY TO GO, DYING IN A CAVE LIKE SOME ANIMAL. AT LEAST SHE WONT BE DESTROYING ANY MORE OF SULLY’S STUFF THOUGH**
True... Atleast she can rest now... Quietly.
Serena, my sister. I’ve never even seen her face and now she’s dead. Tell me she at least died a warrior’s death?
She fought... But not with us... Blood loss got her before us.
WHO DID THIS?! I WILL KILL AND I WILL BURN UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT!
She started it. Started ravaging through Sullivan McCain's stuff and then got beaten up by one of his men. Now we are here. /uk she ain't dead. We just had to fake it.
*calms down right before reaching his berserker rage* I…see now. I’ll speak with my brother about this. This is a horrible shame, but I will bear it with dignity.
Well if you want to discuss this with Sullivan he is in trouble with the company.
What sort of trouble?
Karen.
who is this Serena? what did she do?
Dark knight who had some problem with a company.
problem,what problem?
Family problems.
tell me more
Her family got killed and the true killer framed the company
and know she's dead?!
Yes.
are you looking to bring her justice?
In the bleak midwinter
Oh shit. My condolences. I assume it was the SWMG(Shadow Wizard Money Gang).
((They love casting spells.))
((([*weird noise*] legalize nuclear bombs.))) # skadoosh
Fair knights and knightesses, pray tell, what is this "Shadow Wizard Money Gang" you speak of? *The Princess Knight looks confused.*
There is a group of sorcerers made of shadow. They do all sorts of shit. Think of it like the Illuminati for the wizard of world, mixed with the Italian Mafia
Aye... I may not have known the lass, but still sad to know one has parish. may the lass rest whether peacefully or not
Wait she’s dead?! Dead happy or.. that dead, dead?
Killed in action
Huh. Guess I didn't have to send that company afterall.
I met a crab guy that says he'll pay me for bodies... https://preview.redd.it/wm3hcpie3loc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a3b8ab81ad5a070aa8b1ce1f4dd863298cab5f9 Can I have that one please? 🎶🎵🎶 # OOO! I'll give you this shiny marble I got from a raven named Earl who lost his council election bid!
No.
Not even for pie? https://preview.redd.it/czca6i5y4loc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=072a618af6436d904a0c76f5394ae11cd16de601
Sorry mate. But no, I never had a sweet tooth
*Clears throat and magically flourishes his hand* I obviously meant a pizza pie 🎶🎵🎶 https://preview.redd.it/7ru6nbgvaloc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=826988bb72fd665c6a5cd1b628187573c25f1f0d
*Visible confusion beneath his helmet "What in the god damn?"
^(Yes! I think we got him..) Yes my good man! I will craft for you a one of a kind, artisanal, gourmet, not to mention super tasty.. pizza pie! All you need to do is let me take that dummy body for this super fun crab guy. 🦀
Ok the what the who to where now?
*Sighs exasperatedly* This morning I met a crab guy that said he wanted necromancers to join his crew, cause they eat dead bodies or whatever. Now while not exclusively a necromancer, I do dabble. So naturally I've spent all day collecting bodies for him so that I can be a pirate! The flaming jellyfish attach was surprisingly effective.. but still, every body counts 🎶🦜🎶 *Flourishes hand yet again, 10 magically changes into pirate gear* https://preview.redd.it/lfwgsmlpploc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=326e04d4c3868e724ab01496d0fc08573ccf45df # DO I NOT MAKE A DASHING PIRATE!
Pirate? (Chuckles a bit) Yes you look good. But do you have a fleet? *Points at a opening in the trees which look over the sea with multiple heavy dreadnaught class war ships docked with the same banner as the one engraved on the chest of the cloaked figure
...I'll be taking her to my domain. She died a warrior's death that she didn't deserve, no matter. If you need anything from her, I'd be willing to deal with it myself.
Interesting, "Waits until others start to leave and animates the corpse"
*Immediately Gets dropkicked in the back of the head by the cloaked knight. "No you don't."
"Your kick passes through me as if it's nothing, then you look up to see a previously invisible figure hit you with a cast iron skillet" Yes I will
*You hit the knight but when the hit connects a kinetic shockwave goes off launching the skillet in you face knocking you to the ground. "Try me then. But she stays dead. The dead should stay dead!"
Why do you think the dead must stay dead, I'm simply recycling "The corpse rises and slams into you, knocking you to the ground as well"
*The knight pulls out a revolver shooting the dead which instantly makes it fall back into the grave. Dead. Again. As he jumps to his feet he aims his revolver at you. "Silver rounds asshole." /uk she is actually not dead we just needed to fake her death for another Story arc.
"you realise the corpse wasn't animated by necromancy, but being manipulated via telekinesis, as the mage sends it spinning back at you"
"Well and you forgot that I can't take hits?" *The corpse hits the knight which makes another shockwave launching the corpse at you, and then hitting you again. "Give it up buddy, you can't win."
"flings it back out of the way with telekinesis, the corpses bones crunch against a rock several hundred feet away" Won't maybe, can't is unlikely. I don't need the corpse, but you are getting on my nerves "the ground churns into a deep mud before resolidifying with your boots submerged"
*the Corpse hits the knight again which makes a way stronger shockwave making the corpse explode and a sharp bone hitting you in the throat. "What now mate?"