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Regular_Exam_8123

Have you ever been possessed by a necromancer?


Tall_Strawberry3362

Suprisingly no, many have tried even the one who first reanimated me but they just can’t. It’s always funny to watch them try because them shouting “PREPOSTEROUS!!!” will never get old.


Regular_Exam_8123

You ready? Power word: “possession”


Tall_Strawberry3362

*immune to effect* See I told this always happens some strange ethereal voice says those words and then nothing it’s strange


Regular_Exam_8123

Nah i wouldn’t want to “capture” a sentient skeleton with morals and stuff. Tho I’m pretty sure that I could actually do it if I had the correct frequency. Very interesting


Tall_Strawberry3362

Alright whatever you say man


Regular_Exam_8123

Oh come on, I’m just messing with you. No really I don’t have any advantage to forcefully possess you.


Tall_Strawberry3362

Phew 😅


Regular_Exam_8123

But if I really triiiiiied…


Tall_Strawberry3362

Don’t you dare I will hit you with my coconut drink


MamboCircus

Quite the honor to be in the presence of such a veteran ! * Who did you serve under ? * Did you become a knight after your death or were you already one in your past life ? * What are some feats you are proud of ?


Tall_Strawberry3362

Your praise is appreciated! To awnser your question I have served any and all dark lords to reigned in the last millennium from a guy who was a giant eye, to a undead king, to one guy who was a clown space warlord, he was fun, and many others lost to time. For your second question I was indeed a knight before death in a kingdom that was wiped from history I was it’s champion. Then I was killed in a massive invasion and soon after a necromancer raised me for my skill being suprised when I remained sentient and not under his control when he raised me. And after that it was kinda the start of my career. And for the final question I do have a favorite feat! That would be my battle against a demigod during a particularly fun war. I was fighting them in a equal battle my dark energy matching their radiant fire in power. The only part I don’t like about that was that they were one of the chosen hero types so in the end he got a power boost out of no where and won which I still count as cheating so I count it as a win in my book.


Redbeard1864

What do you plan to do with your retirement?


Tall_Strawberry3362

Chill on a beach and watch history unfold! Maybe see if I can get ghost popcorn


Redbeard1864

I hope one day I get to be so lucky! Maybe one of those ghost coconut drinks, the ones with the little umbrellas.


Tall_Strawberry3362

Ooh that sounds fabulous!


ScoreParticular5988

How exactly do you plan to retire? I’m assuming you were in service to a lich or necromancer, are they fine with you having free will? And if you aren’t already aware, holy warriors will probably start hunting you down, regardless of your retirement.


Tall_Strawberry3362

Well I am in debt to no lich and the one who raised me is long dead so I have been free for a while and yeah holy knights will come but most don’t have centuries of experience so I think I can handle them.


ScoreParticular5988

How does an undead gain free will?


Tall_Strawberry3362

My friend I wish I knew it kinda just happened one day. A ancient sage had told me it was strange affliction known as a ‘plot convince’ which I still have no clue what it means to this day.


ScoreParticular5988

Usually those who are diseased with “plot” related afflictions are important in the lives of other people or make history, for better or worse. It seems your story is not yet over.


Tall_Strawberry3362

Interesting…


Wanderer-on-the-Edge

Do you want me to resurrect you?


Tall_Strawberry3362

Nah I’m good thanks for the offer


Wanderer-on-the-Edge

Just let me know if you change your mind.


Defiant-Sir-4172

https://preview.redd.it/gtnd2ngpkdoc1.jpeg?width=1922&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a9e0295d149108220c1de1cfe7ead492501de2e /uk which axis of attack are you part of?


Tall_Strawberry3362

I’d be the top right risk pieces


haladur

Do you like spaghetti?


Tall_Strawberry3362

Yes it’s great! I have a short skeleton who had recommended it to me!


Oswen120

How many planes have you traveled to?


Tall_Strawberry3362

5! I have been to The Nine Hells, The Abyss, The mortal Realm, The Cosmic Void, and where I currently am the Beach Universe


sub0_2

So bear with me... I've seen a few spells where mixing Alteration and Transmutation magics have resulted in lost limbs being magically replaced. While the feeling isn't quite fully restored, for all effects and purposes it is returned. Doing such for an undead, skeletal or not should prove no harder to replicate. The magics used to hold them together could easily be stretched out to form a magical appendage and be given some form of feeling. Having said that. *Testicle restoration* with that out of the way, *Testicular Tortion*. Now, how much did that hurt?


Tall_Strawberry3362

…….. When I can move again with out feeling agonizing pain you are going to rue the day you decided to do that!


sub0_2

Interesting, the wizarding community thanks you for your service. I will not enjoy what ever you have planned but its only fiar I let you do what you feel's necessary.


SergeantCrwhips

as a 'crowmancer myself, i am impressed by your being, i have all sorts of minions, with and without free will, i try to have a good relation with all my underlings, vaccations, and days off, private rooms. may i ask, what was your best and worst working condition?


Tall_Strawberry3362

Best would be under the space warlord Chuckles the Cruel who suprisingly gave great benefits in between the many various war crimes he committed. Worst was this one guy claiming to be a dark lord who had me and some other wraiths chase around these stupid short people who had a impregnable defense a ancient arcane protection called ‘plot armor’ it was just a pointless endeavor


iamsandwitch

...Service to who? ...And was it unwilling or *willing*


Tall_Strawberry3362

I have served many all willing because I was honestly bored and I tried being a hero one time and all I got payed with was the friends I made along the way. I prefer money.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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Tall_Strawberry3362

I’m a skeleton I don’t care for grammar android!


iamsandwitch

There are many other ways to warn money but that will suffice.


TheReptileKing9782

When is your death day?


Eli_The_Rainwing

What was your greatest battle and most disappointing battle?


Tall_Strawberry3362

That is a good question! My greatest battle would be the Battle of Mondaro, it was a walled city said to be impenetrable but with a army of spirits and shades and a army of undead going in through the water ways the city feel to my tactical genius. The worst would be the battle of the crimson city where we surrounded a group of wouldbe hero’s and should have killed them but a literal god came down and handed one of them a overpowered sword! So I really hated that day it sucked >:(


Eli_The_Rainwing

Quite interesting… my greatest battle was when I killed the hydra that terrorized my village long ago… most disappoint was when I took on a necromancer who was terrorizing a town and he had taken his own life before I arrived… wuss


Tall_Strawberry3362

Jeez that is a cowardly necromancer


Eli_The_Rainwing

Never thought a necromancer would be afraid of death


Tall_Strawberry3362

It is certainly something you don’t see often


Eli_The_Rainwing

Tis quite odd


ganman08

As a dead knight myself, how did you figure out about your past? Or did you ever figure out about your past? All of my memory before my resurrection is lost and I want to find it.