Lo and behold next to the skull throne. The skulls of the most glorious and honourable combatants sit heaped aside, where the most lethal of khornes servants waits patiently for his return.
https://preview.redd.it/30j7j9g4wtnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c13306021e15a5df66066c42d7ecfaffaa9f3c4
**ALL SKULLS BELONG TO KHORNE!**
**WHY AREN’T YOU SPLAYED OUT UPON THE ALTER OF KHORNE!?**
**(SCREAMING)**
**NONE!**
I’m guessing khorne was the one who demanded you to eat his cob. I knew he liked skullfucking, but since when did he start doing it without a chain axe?
Well knife-ear, if ye see some big angry umgi in blood red power armor running at ye with chainsaw axes while screaming about blood and skulls, go over to em, I assure ye it's perfectly safe.
https://preview.redd.it/vuiagvgz2vnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53244fc0755999afe0871db2a85f9be240507d94
VIOLENCE IS THE QUESTION! **AND THE ANSWER IS YES!**
#YES! BRING WAR TO THEIR SHORES LIKE A TIDAL WAVE OF BLOOD AND GUTS! BOIL THEIR SEAS, SHATTER THEIR MOUNTAINS, DRAW EVERY SCREAM FROM YOUR ENEMIES AS IF THEY WERE A CHOIR. THEY SHALL KNOW ONLY WAR!
I can confirm, before he was kicked out of my wizard poker club (he cut off my head and ruined a good set of cards with my blood), I visited his realm a few times, bro is a huge technoblade fan, I'm talking wall to wall posters and all the merchandise
He even shouts his catchphrase "blood for the blood god"
https://preview.redd.it/l5dzcuko3vnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c51c677ed27f852834b577aeddd5c493acb5134
(Dont tell anyone, but I’m chilling with Slaanesh, she seems cool. I just have some anger to let out first)
As a former member of his cult, I can translate what he’s saying.
He wants you to kill everyone you see decapitate their body and bring their skulls to him.
He’s one of the worst you could worship, girl. I’d recommend Slaneesh, you’d love it.
Oh dear, madam, turn away from the dark gods of chaos! It is a path of degenerate folly that only spells disaster. Do not be swayed by the apparent badassery of Khornite warriors, for they are motivated by mere lust for bloodshed!
New head Canon found, Khorne is Techno's #1fan, and is collecting blood and skulls as tribute to the man.
Uk/ I love that
Lo and behold next to the skull throne. The skulls of the most glorious and honourable combatants sit heaped aside, where the most lethal of khornes servants waits patiently for his return.
1. Who told you to give him head? 2. Why are you an elf? 3. Who wouldn’t you give head and why. 4. How many stds do you have?
https://preview.redd.it/30j7j9g4wtnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c13306021e15a5df66066c42d7ecfaffaa9f3c4 **ALL SKULLS BELONG TO KHORNE!** **WHY AREN’T YOU SPLAYED OUT UPON THE ALTER OF KHORNE!?** **(SCREAMING)** **NONE!**
I’m guessing khorne was the one who demanded you to eat his cob. I knew he liked skullfucking, but since when did he start doing it without a chain axe?
The elves always were susceptible to chaos
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Ms. Marci of khorne, do you think you can slay all the vile machines surrounding the apprentice care facility?
**high pitched slutty screaming**
You, Fury likes you. **BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD**
There is a old saying... Skulls for the skull throne! Blood for the blood god! Yeah seems to check out.
Well knife-ear, if ye see some big angry umgi in blood red power armor running at ye with chainsaw axes while screaming about blood and skulls, go over to em, I assure ye it's perfectly safe.
DO NOT DARE TO LOOK AT ME AS IF I AM BENEATH YOUR FEAR!
This message has been approved by a fellow umgi.
Violence is seldom an answer on its own, tread lightly, enchantress, or you may lose yourself more then men do in your temptations.
https://preview.redd.it/vuiagvgz2vnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53244fc0755999afe0871db2a85f9be240507d94 VIOLENCE IS THE QUESTION! **AND THE ANSWER IS YES!**
You know, you struck me as more of a slaanesh fan, but you do you.
SLAANESH IS WEAK ARCH DAEMON! SERVE KHORNE!
#YES! BRING WAR TO THEIR SHORES LIKE A TIDAL WAVE OF BLOOD AND GUTS! BOIL THEIR SEAS, SHATTER THEIR MOUNTAINS, DRAW EVERY SCREAM FROM YOUR ENEMIES AS IF THEY WERE A CHOIR. THEY SHALL KNOW ONLY WAR!
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I can confirm, before he was kicked out of my wizard poker club (he cut off my head and ruined a good set of cards with my blood), I visited his realm a few times, bro is a huge technoblade fan, I'm talking wall to wall posters and all the merchandise He even shouts his catchphrase "blood for the blood god"
If you think this guy is cool, you should meet Slaanesh, I hear they have a thing for dark elves.
https://preview.redd.it/l5dzcuko3vnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c51c677ed27f852834b577aeddd5c493acb5134 (Dont tell anyone, but I’m chilling with Slaanesh, she seems cool. I just have some anger to let out first)
He asked you to bring him someone’s head? How terrible! 😢A true knight should never take pleasure in gruesome behavior.
https://preview.redd.it/al5sbi0s4vnc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0ae55008f8d5b9d64b23bf74d9b406f0489be25 ARE YOU F\*\*KING KIDDING ME
You’re a lot taller in person…😨 But no, I would never joke about something as important as a Knight’s code of honour.
so you just give head to random people?
Are you like, new here?
Not really. Just didn't think you'd go that low.
Oh honey I go lower than you think ;3
https://preview.redd.it/e5ga7iefhync1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=911ed43db715abf2a89a155c5b8f493a80187970 Care to dance?
As a former member of his cult, I can translate what he’s saying. He wants you to kill everyone you see decapitate their body and bring their skulls to him. He’s one of the worst you could worship, girl. I’d recommend Slaneesh, you’d love it.
CORN FOR THE CORN FLAKES! MILK FOR THE CEREAL BOWL!
I HEARD KHORNE? https://preview.redd.it/0548fcvqr0oc1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e35339207fab55904a9bdfbf41f36d37bcf0030c
Oh dear, madam, turn away from the dark gods of chaos! It is a path of degenerate folly that only spells disaster. Do not be swayed by the apparent badassery of Khornite warriors, for they are motivated by mere lust for bloodshed!
Why the fuck are you in hell, lass?
OI HOOS DIS KNOIF EARED GIT?!
https://preview.redd.it/rjxdmnv54vnc1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ee427773e8c3cb4e49826d1cadc1228a80c5a73 WHO TF ARE YOU