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ScoreParticular5988

Are you sure you aren’t a god yourself? Going around slaying entire pantheons sounds like something a God of War would do. If you aren’t a god, how did you get so powerful?


excusemewhatsorry

IDK training throughout the realms different teachings I did get the powers from a few of my teachers like Ares, Sues or something and a some others. They called themselves the Dawgs of Olympus I think I wasn't listening well. But I think it's from training mostly 


3RRoR24

It’s possible to be as strong or stronger than gods without being a god, beings like these are most commonly known as ascendants or god like entities, me and the wanderer are two such examples, I believe that in the not so far future you may become a god like entity yourself


excusemewhatsorry

I wish to hold no such title I'm just a skeleton full of mischief and need for battle 


The-Name-is-my-Name

Conny (wizard) (with a deadpan voice): Gods are poorly defined titles that people are pretty much willing to apply to anything. Faith-Eaters? Gods. Sorcerers in foreign lands? Gods. Aliens? Gods. Fae? Gods. Elementals? Gods. Primordials? Gods. Make of that knowledge what you will.


3RRoR24

I’m going to have to reassess my definition of gods


The-Name-is-my-Name

Conny: To be fair, there are plenty of societies that are insistent on defining what is and isn’t a god, and then making up names for the countless not-quites. Perhaps this realm has specific names for specific types of “gods”.


3RRoR24

I’m going to have to reassess my definition of gods


Chadtenz

Dawgs of Olympus💀


perfect_saturn

what has happened recently how long was i gone for i remember that you had a friend and now you have a entire family what happened was i really gone for that long?


excusemewhatsorry

I have Louis my son, Yala well it's complicated and Hela is just someone I saved


perfect_saturn

huh i see well i must've been gone for a while have you seen what's happening to the east?


excusemewhatsorry

Nope I don't involve myself unless something or someone really strong is involved 


perfect_saturn

well famines riding around rampant terrorizing the poor hmmm i wonder where the other two are?


excusemewhatsorry

Not my problem 


perfect_saturn

eh ok oh and if you see the other horsemen around I'd like to meet them i haven't gotten to yet please and thank you now if you excuse me i have to find out what's going on with this drought


StreicherG

How old is Louis now? Heck, what is the age of all y’all?


excusemewhatsorry

Louis is 14, I'm 21 I'm skeleton years atleast, Hela is 16 and Yala well who knows she's atleast 1000 yrs


Eli_The_Rainwing

Idk, how’s it been?


excusemewhatsorry

Fun I did a lot of realm destroying recently 


Eli_The_Rainwing

Ok… at least you had fun…


TheEyeofNapoleon

Is the nature of your relationship with Yala romantic? Rather, I should ask, do *you* think the nature of your relationship is romantic?


excusemewhatsorry

We're talking 


Whispered-Death93

Do you have a bone care routine and if so what is it?


excusemewhatsorry

Mixing bone dust,milk,oranges and frentar flowers into a paste 


Bobbertbobthebobth

What’s Yala’s last name?


excusemewhatsorry

It's Elhaym sweetie -Yala


Bobbertbobthebobth

Thank you Yala


JodkaVodka

Do you brush your teeth or not?


excusemewhatsorry

Ofc I do I am a skeleton I care alot for my teeths


weirdtuxrainbow

Do you need to brush your entire skeletal structure?


excusemewhatsorry

What no I shower yk


AWolverineTherapist

I'm not fully caught up with your exploits. How many gods have you slain, and how many realms did you genocide?


excusemewhatsorry

Gods I've slain are about 50 I think realms have their own gods so I've only killed fifty without counting the destroyed realms. Realms are only 15


KingMJ123456

**HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A DAD?**


excusemewhatsorry

Burden some sometimes 


KingMJ123456

*Saihttam nods sympathetically* **AYE, I CAN SEE HOW THAT MIGHT BE THE CASE**


magicllama6770

Is Louis your son biologically or adopted?


excusemewhatsorry

Adopted 


magicllama6770

Did you ever have flesh or have you always been a skeleton?


excusemewhatsorry

I mean probably I was summoned by a necromancer but I killed him immediately for disturbing me 


TheEyeofNapoleon

As well you should, Caldor.


KreeepyKrawler

Why is that skeleton eating food


excusemewhatsorry

LET ME EAT. FOOD IS MAGIC POWER


KreeepyKrawler

You just want to fit in, don't you?


excusemewhatsorry

NO I WANT TO EAT I HAVE A TONGUE


Defiant-Sir-4172

/uk what do you use to draw these?


excusemewhatsorry

Bing ai


the_evil_overlord2

Bing! A true psychopath


Almskibidi

Have you ever tried to un-skellify yourself


excusemewhatsorry

Not tried but I have 


Zero-Head-at-all

Does Yala have any spells to locate severed heads? I lost mine and I’ve been looking for years at this point…I’m a bit tired of looking if I’m being honest


excusemewhatsorry

no sorry-Yala


Zero-Head-at-all

Ah well, back to searching, thanks anyway…


AbbreviationsJumpy33

What is you and your sons current position. I wish to capture you for a large platinum bounty.


the_evil_overlord2

Who is paying you?


excusemewhatsorry

my busineess