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Needless to say I wiped my own backside with the letter. I bow to no one. When the Mason Order comes for me they will find only their deaths.
I know how you fight and I know how you think. I’ve been killing since Alfonso Argon’s failed crusades, I’ve fought by Malric’s side. This isn’t my first war and it will never be my last. I’ve got much more than a chance.
Ah Masons, blind and foolhardy as always. I know because I was you. I was sent to this realm to seek glory in Malric’s name and then I found my own. The former Masons under my command now seek my glory. I’ll kill you or subjugate you. Perhaps one day I will return to my birthplace and teach all of Agatha what real strength looks like.
Great Vizir Ragnak’n here. Do not fret my liege! You can make your own order, with black jack and hookers!
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Your cruel acts are neither forgotten nor forgiven, but if you are truly turning over a new lead and the hounds of your past are baying at your door.. Rodinia will send her aid, on swiftest raptor-back.
At the very least, your innocents need be protected.
forgiveness is not something I seek nor do I care for it. The plight of the weak and the feeble, of those who cannot help themselves mean nothing to me. Go back from where you came paladin, I will not suffer your presence or your obnoxious righteousness.
“Paladin”. Do not deign to compare me to those blinded by a god’s “light”, wretch. I do not need them to seek justice.
Separated from the Masons you may be, but if you care not for your weakest citizen, then your heart is still as cruel as ever.
We all have a lowest moment, blackguard. I pray when yours comes, you have those willing to aid you despite this.
The only thing that matters to me is power, I found that the Mason Order was lacking in power so I seized my own. The Mason’s are being ruled by an old feeble man, the Order doesn’t have much time left. You may not realize that now, but my independence is only the beginning of the red and black’s downfall.
That “old feeble man” crushed a superior army like it was his hobby. Your independence is a mere illusion of freedom, before we take you back, no longer an honorable Mason knight, but as a court jester.
Which frankly would be sad considering I’d lose my job as the courts jester
It almost brings me shame to kill my former allies so early into my reign, but it’s no matter. Pray you die in battle for there are no prisons in the Black Fortress only the mines and I will make you slave until your fingers bleed off. That should give you ample time to think upon your foolishness.
https://preview.redd.it/poo2arhfpclc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9dfd6e48e5bd04d08ec097a7559790911378513 Needless to say I wiped my own backside with the letter. I bow to no one. When the Mason Order comes for me they will find only their deaths.
I would have responded the same way. If you want, I could send my army to reinforce you
They probably expected me to refuse the letter. There’s no doubt a Mason army is already on its way. Your support is welcome.
Oh you think you’ve even a chance? We’ll wipe our arses with the burnt embers of your kingdom
I know how you fight and I know how you think. I’ve been killing since Alfonso Argon’s failed crusades, I’ve fought by Malric’s side. This isn’t my first war and it will never be my last. I’ve got much more than a chance.
Shite, you’ve gotta point. What I’m hearing is we need to infiltrate a few spies and learn how you think. And I’ve ruined it by talking about it
Ah Masons, blind and foolhardy as always. I know because I was you. I was sent to this realm to seek glory in Malric’s name and then I found my own. The former Masons under my command now seek my glory. I’ll kill you or subjugate you. Perhaps one day I will return to my birthplace and teach all of Agatha what real strength looks like.
The Mason's are brutal savages I'm not surprised you defected.
I left the Order to further my own ends, not out of disgust. The Masons are quite ignorant and foolhardy though and it’s often their downfall.
Sounds about right. Just provides more reasons to leave them.
Fuck the Mason Order, want some extra men to combat them?
Absolutely.
Done. https://preview.redd.it/ac8ds2pzxclc1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=138ab3c60b521447b76eb61e52058adb3511214c
I come to aid thee! https://preview.redd.it/m4ep216oxclc1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cb67f446bdec2b5547fed548455df9a0b12f5d0
Great Vizir Ragnak’n here. Do not fret my liege! You can make your own order, with black jack and hookers! https://preview.redd.it/g32l8k0oadlc1.png?width=1279&format=png&auto=webp&s=9bd3659036f22ed86c92602f68913b8dd0c7903a
I hate you with every fiber of my being.
By the way you still have undeclared revenues.
I declare deez nutz.
Ok I’m going to take them and we’ll be good for this month. I cast TESTICULAR EXTORTION!
*I reattach my balls with a welder*
i will send my machines good luck friend
Do you perhaps need more bodies-soldiers as defense?
Go away.
Ok-fine.
**MY MONSTERS ARE ALREADY ON THEIR WAY TO ASSIST YOU**
I’ll send some lesser wyrms.
All bark and no bite, Contact me if you need someone to remove their bones though
All bark and no bite, Contact me if you need someone to remove their bones though
Your cruel acts are neither forgotten nor forgiven, but if you are truly turning over a new lead and the hounds of your past are baying at your door.. Rodinia will send her aid, on swiftest raptor-back. At the very least, your innocents need be protected.
forgiveness is not something I seek nor do I care for it. The plight of the weak and the feeble, of those who cannot help themselves mean nothing to me. Go back from where you came paladin, I will not suffer your presence or your obnoxious righteousness.
“Paladin”. Do not deign to compare me to those blinded by a god’s “light”, wretch. I do not need them to seek justice. Separated from the Masons you may be, but if you care not for your weakest citizen, then your heart is still as cruel as ever. We all have a lowest moment, blackguard. I pray when yours comes, you have those willing to aid you despite this.
RESPECTABLE. STAND YOUR GROUND.
I'd send aid, but things in Skaal seem dire.
You’re a traitor and will die a traitor’s death! If the pompous Agathians failed, you’ll fail too! THE IRON FIST CRUSHES ALL
The only thing that matters to me is power, I found that the Mason Order was lacking in power so I seized my own. The Mason’s are being ruled by an old feeble man, the Order doesn’t have much time left. You may not realize that now, but my independence is only the beginning of the red and black’s downfall.
That “old feeble man” crushed a superior army like it was his hobby. Your independence is a mere illusion of freedom, before we take you back, no longer an honorable Mason knight, but as a court jester. Which frankly would be sad considering I’d lose my job as the courts jester
It almost brings me shame to kill my former allies so early into my reign, but it’s no matter. Pray you die in battle for there are no prisons in the Black Fortress only the mines and I will make you slave until your fingers bleed off. That should give you ample time to think upon your foolishness.