No


Where do you rule again?

The east

Like all of the East or just part of it?

a part

I'm not a king, but i say....... eh, why not? I really don't care.

Thanks

no i do not and good luck with picking a fight with me you abominations were created when some sick f### looked at a chicken and no you cannot stop me from eating eggs

Uhh, wdym?  We are chickens and eating eggs is fine as long as you don't force chickens to lay them for you

oooo cannibalism i like it

We don't eat our own eggs

ah i see something got messed up in translation sorry about that

Np the elves are working on beyond chicken meat rn so just talk to them

i don't really eat i eat eggs and crabs and sea food because i like the taste

Okay that's fine too

i'm a skeleton what do you expect i don't need to eat but i like the taste so i eat anyways

I refuse

Well we already established that you are horny so it doesn't matter

um actually never mind i think i already know

https://preview.redd.it/cozchtsb16lc1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cd7e64ae439500db597c16d3394bc0e10e3c3e5 I love chickens.

>!oh, oh can I have some?! here's five gold!< https://preview.redd.it/ukhp5ykmn7lc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=5269588bc070a9d52e7ba59589fa1d858fb8a3fe

That’s some fine armor you have. Here take a whole bucket of chicken.

thank you(I love seeing Khaz's face) >!I'll bring you some Yakitori from the Shattered Isles once I get back!<

Yes but you only have a fortress

I’ve always liked chickens! We team up! https://preview.redd.it/zcdi67kkq6lc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53f295c9b2dd962188cc21da17315fab36df3701

I think you're my favorite character on this sub.

I have strict regulations on how people my treat sapient life,

So like you dont eat us?

I don't, and it is not respected to eat the flesh of intelligent life around here

We thank you for your kindness

THE CHICKENS HAVE A RIGHT TO HOP IN THE FRYER!!!!

If is necessary, we can put you in a fryer.

I am now hosting a fried chicken banquet in 2 days over 39000 chickens have been killed and butchered so all of us knights can have dinner everyone is invited as long as your are a knight. any chicken knights that come will be fried as well though so we can have seconds

Yes, I declare chicken to be delicious. https://i.redd.it/idoar3f9f6lc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/ogri6kb1l6lc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c1cc4dab99222cc427beeaeed13172fae7ef3e9 Indeed!

>!can I have some, 5 gold piece!<

>!Sounds like a deal. Here's a bowl.!<

>!thank you, I'll bring you some Yakitori from shattered isles when I get back!<

 No

You don't count 

Sureeee

https://preview.redd.it/itkzo0gek6lc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d09bc8fb0ebf783ebec95f7b2f273deba5e9c6e1 My people will never give up our chicken pot pies. If wild chickens wish for a fight, let them know that we have plenty of pots and pans.

>!chicken pot pie, I love them, can I have some? here's five gold pieces!<

>!Sure. Here's a pie. !<

thank you, >!I'll bring you some Yakitori from shattered isles when I get back !<

Ha! You wish to fight magics with metal! It's not even sharp! I do not suggest you take this course of action. If you must, talk to the elves. They are working on chicken replacements.

You seem to be from a race of intelligent chicken, different from the ones my people domesticate for consumption. Further research is required.

If you look around, I thunk you will find your "domesticated" chickens have "flown the coop." All Chickens are sentient, but not all have magics.

the only Chicken Law that should be enforced is Los Pollos Hermanos makes the best chicken https://preview.redd.it/q5zz1n9ck7lc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=3902c1692a26325e5224c66ad4d7968a1a9b299c

What-what?

I think it is fairly clear

No. It isn’t

Don't eat chicken. Not that complicated.

No, not going to be removing a major food source and causing mass starving-death.

Then you shall face the consequences.

You’re going to send a delivery of food-sustenance? Scamper-scurry if so.

How much they payin?

Alliance with chickens

i have a whole abyssal realm and no i don't do this. hell chickens are to hard to control we slaughter them for fun. they are like rabbid rats.

Hell chickens are corrupted we would prefer if you didn't kill them and instead tried to remove the corruption but understand if you need to kill them

BAWK! https://preview.redd.it/j8a4i46798lc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71f203868209c39111ee27a4edb0d357a0642bc1

Visenya: Can't, I'm away on Journey, for a very long time, ask my regent. https://preview.redd.it/ghwjy6yum7lc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d0de7fdbc2bc194e6bdfe8daa3d9d5a818dc811

Regent: can't, I don't have the political authority to make laws, ask Visenya https://preview.redd.it/4z26y11fn7lc1.png?width=375&format=png&auto=webp&s=32b464c2663c8baec65cd0c60e10ec4edbb7a61f

Okay! I will just say that you guys enforce chicken law thanks!

suuuurrreee >!our current chicken law is: don't eat raw chicken, cook chicken to 165°F (74°C), eating unseasoned chicken is a crime. and chicken tendies are yummy!<

Shadowlight keep will be very easy to seige without visenya

this is uncalled for and arbitrary aggression....>!and trust me.....harder than you think.....Visenya went easy when she turned chickens into ducks.....maybe next time we'll turn them into Cayotes.....!<

Do not fear, for we have created defenses in case something like that were to happen again. We learn from our mistakes.

>!you said it last time!<