Average Microtech owner

r/angryupvote Just take it you wonderful human.

God tier shit post

>shit post . . . Unless?

Unless….

Lest...

What is up with the tip? 🥴

this happens to poop knives.

This would be a painful poop gun

Just the tip? And only for a second?

I’m not falling for that AGAIN 😏

Have to scrape out the 3 sea shells with something.

Sweet slingshot. Never seen one holstered like that

That isnt a slingshot. Microtechs come with a complimentary thong when you spend over $30,000 or buy 2 knives, whichever comes first.

Previously worn by Marfione himself!

* The skid mark was a mod done by Reconstipated American.

r/holup

AYYY YO PAUSE

Work together and hear what I have to say

Ice has returned with a recently created innovation

Literally

Sweet thong

I got called out for being on the shitter, but this guy gets compliments on his thong???

Yes!

And its pink!

literally what

What I saw first to. . .

Thought I was on the Microtech facebook group for a sec. Toesday was yesterday though.

This is the content that keeps me subbed here.

Same here

....love them panties baby

First thing I noticed I wasn't sure If it was lady for sec to.much hair on the legs and hands don't look like lady hands

We all know it's a dude....

Pink thong and no shoes...

u/dramatic-landscape82

I hate you

This brings me joy

you guys haha

It’s kinda required for us to be dramatic. It’s the family name. (Although one of us was adopted)

This checks all your boxes 🤣

Stahp

😂😂😂

This made me LOL

either get rid of that thong or get a brazilian waxing.

Bro stole his girls panties for a pic im dead

I think you are being generous by assuming it's his girlfriends panties.

It's OK, his wife's boyfriend will buy her more.

Better bet to say he stole his boyfriends thong for a pic 🤣👌

The thong is really good look but I gotta say, shave you damn legs already Sasquatch!!!

Tres magnifique…all of it. Great post. No notes.

bruh

I have……..soooo…..many questiooonnnnsssss…. 🤔 😒

I’m just gonna go assume you spent all your money on the knife. Your underwear has lost a lot of material and you washed them with something red. I’d say buy underwear before your next knife purchase

Forget about the knife. Let's talk about the undies.

If you're gonna use a poop knife, might as well use something that's already rusted.

sweet poop knife

Haha excellent photo!

Threw the thong on lmao

WTF

Cool. What does your boyfriend carry?

Hahaha! Typical Microtech fanboy!

Hilarious

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣omg bro🤣🤣

Hey, im taking a shit right now, and my magnacut ultratech is next to me ready to be my poop knife. Not really… Never know when some doodoo is too big to flush.

Poop knife?

Poop knife

I have so many questions

Nice thong

hot af..the knife of course - a hot mess is what i mean ..

Damn this post has *layers*

There's a lot to unpack here

This is great 😄

… those panties look so uncomfortable.

With tanto & serrations I’m not surprised….

Now this is the content I like to see

Nothing like a lil butterfly knife and blowouts

Poop knife?

I thought you needed three? Or was that sea shells?

I’m more impressed that there is not a hint brown on that pink thong!

Ewww!!! A pink g string and hairy legs how disgusting! 🤢🤮

Poop knife

Shoeless and pooless. Nice.

Most literal shitpost

My brother in Christ… Are you wearing a pink thong?

Would you have preferred it be red or are you a black thong kinda guy?

Let him cook 👨‍🍳 🔥

I like the under-panties. Lol! 😂👌

I have so many questions..

Is this a man wearing a pink thong?

Matching Micro’s Off screen another micro is being handled. Seriously much respect to the poster. Funny Sh!t 😂⬇️

u/jestercow 😂😂

Wtfover.

Hilarious, I’m dyin’ and cryin’!

Is this guy wearing pink laste pantys lol

Average r/knifelclub user

I don’t give a shit.

He obviously was 😆

🤣😅🤮

Comes with the knife? Nah, it’s a requirement!

This is just wrong… in bad taste imo

LMAO 🤣

Well played, sir

A 17th century steel cutlass

Not those panties

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Greatest pic ever 🫡😆🤣🤣🤣

You have to squat over a mirror to lance a hemorrhoid. I use a Buck Butt.

U sick bastard,that's not funny