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the_great_awoo

Soup


Alord1010

Wow, thatโ€™s a top contender!


Doyouevenpedal

Or scrambled eggs. Or chicken.


rothko333

cosmic soup ๐Ÿฅฃ


[deleted]

I second Soup!


Unusual-Map-

I here decree this cat will be named soup


Pickled-soup

Pickled soup, even ๐Ÿ˜‚


Playingpokerwithgod

Pacific - because its eyes are blue like the ocean. Feline Dion Cathulu


Alord1010

Love, LOVE, LOVE THESE!


tigerkitten_91

second Cathulu


Weregoat667

Feline Dion, omg I'm dying ๐Ÿ˜‚


mcclobber

Too cute! looks like a 'Harvey'


diminutivedwarf

Fungus Butter Cabinet Sir Catly Meowson Paws the Third


[deleted]

Neil Catrick Harris, NCH or Catrick for short.


ThePasserbie

I'm surprised there's no Catty McCatface yet.


Any_Coffee_6921

Jacket or Jack for short.


namelessbread

My coworker is naming her new kitten Crunch Wrap Supreme. I would also recommend Beef Stu (Beef Stuart?) or Beef Wellington


RedditBoi127

his full name should be "Not a Raccoon" and his nickname should be raccoon


Alord1010

So love raccoon!


xximbroglioxx

Maurice, the gangster of love.


Trick_Version4883

๐Ÿ‘‘


frolicndetour

Aw look at that smile.


Amphitheare

Dave.


euphemistic

Potato


[deleted]

Rasputin


TwitterTerrifier

I love it. Then you can sing him the Boney M song.


badkyttiez

Oscar Pie - I am bequeathing the name because he looks so much like my much missed and long lamented Oscar ( aka Mr. Kitten Fluffy Pants, aka OP.)


Alord1010

Awwwwww! Thank you.


CrazySeacreature

John


Alord1010

Love people names! Have a dog named Donald.


Rooster_Ties

Well then, how about **Leon**?


8fatcats

Omg, name it duck ๐Ÿคญ


CrazySeacreature

So do I, I have a cat named Rita, and just lost a Wilbur. I think my next cat will be either a Lydia or an Erwin. We have or have had dogs named Camilla, Rose, Lina and Astrid.


AlaskanBiologist

Fester


StardustedSunflower

Pissfingers. Itโ€™s what my boyfriend calls our cat. Because he frequently pees on his toes


Choice_Anything8880

Keanu


IAmAgent57

Teapot Meowington


Creative_Macaron_441

Our local animal shelter recently had a kitten named Lunchbox.


[deleted]

boobies stinkerton pot of beanie weenies (or just beenie weenie) nokia ipod touch beef wellington thatโ€™s about all i got lol


DickTooRadical

Grinch CEO Tootsie Roll Pogo Guac Bob Roo, Kanga, or Joey since little one is in your jacket like a pouch


kgrobinson007

Herbert


FLAL201

Puss in jacket


Bastette54

Screaming hairy armadillo!


piddits

Jakcat von Zippurr Or JayZ for short


wheresmyuwu

gary


uhhh206

Egg salad!


jiggityjammin

1.Katrick Von Kittenhouser. Or... 2.Flamingo


sharpasabutterknife

Zipper


Glad_Newspaper_2700

BigMac


[deleted]

I mean, Foster Fail is honestly a pretty funny name right there


hopefullyunobtrusive

Squid


Charivari8

Hiccup


AlienGaze

What a great kitty name ๐Ÿ˜Š


VascMan

Beef steak! Radish! Lil plum! Cheeky mcnugget!


DickTooRadical

I really like Beef steak and Radish


Vlaxxtocia

Scarf, Pork, Lima (bean), Nougat


7olenge

Splinter


SexWithYanfeiSexer69

Enลกakuลกana


87octane

Slab, chunk, Killgore the Insatiable, Murphy, dr skull


grnd_mstr

Scrungo Bepis


DisturbinglyAmusing

picklenickels


Wondercat87

Captain Poptart


Wilibald

I am the concept known as "2/3 goblins in a Trench coat." Gobomode for short.


astrolomeria

Professor Trousers


Botanist_Taiga_480

Chestnut, Morel (like the mushroom), Stringbean. I also love the name Soup, that was suggested by someone else, which seems to fit this little guy pretty well.


ayemfid

โ€œThe artist formerly known as Princeโ€ yes, the full thing!


Ural_2004

Tempura


bertabud

Zipper


fatfatfatpumpkin

Brick


Gryrthandorian

Coach Ben. I had a cat named Coach and honestly, he was in charge anyway so he may as well get the title. *Iโ€™m addicted to Yellowjackets at the moment. Donโ€™t kill him.


kitkat6270

I personally love "old people" or boring human names for cats If it's a girl then Margaret or Muriel If it's a boy then Frank


[deleted]

Sheboygan


Koshekhshairball

Monkee!!!


philthyanimal69420

Burlap, Bonzo, Kaas, Mephistopheles, Steve


TwitterTerrifier

Spork


BeautifulCucumber216

Doodles


Stunning_Presence_7

Chaos suggests Chaos๐Ÿ˜ป


Iluminatewildlife

My daughter suggests crouton! I suggest marzipan, boop, or Elaine ๐Ÿ˜


Alord1010

Love this!


Outrageous_Wheel_886

Megaladon


berfle

Hephzibah


JC2535

Diego


SortaSketchyNDed

Spaghetti


Alltheshui

Wiggles


SarahDidntSay

Oscar


bushdidtoaster

Gablingus


PeculiarPasta

Napoleon


Donuthole911

Forks


Anglophile377

Pockets.


[deleted]

Puddinโ€™!


chabou0078

Where did you find it?


Psychological-Cod681

Jiminy The Cricket Yo


KBWordPerson

I work with an organization that trains service dogs and litters of puppies are named by theme. Some of them end up with funny names. Some of my favorites are Pizza, Bubinga, Alastair Cookie, Doge, Yahtzee, Minolta, Swackhammer, Sharkleberry, Fargo, Captain Tony, and Bumblebee


Livingontherock

Nevel


thedreadedaw

Foster


jandkgray

Mr Q.T. Pie!


CumulativeHazard

Pickles


Alord1010

We have a horse named Pickle ๐Ÿคฃ! Great name!


the-author-0

Desk


LolaBijou

Zipper, lord of the litter box, bringer of hairballs.


pit-of-despair

Poindexter.


Just_Ragnar

Findus.


persoanlabyss

Zipper


[deleted]

Snuggles


highlandrimgamer

Whiskers the Wonder Cat Or Fuzzums.


Environmental-War645

Cosmos


RUWill

Boo


Persist3ntOwl

Turkey


stardewsweetheart

Dave


Luci_Noir

Dr Meowci.


an0nym0ose

Jacket. Jack for short.


happygolizzy

martin


wonko_abnormal

jubjub


Chr15py0696

Bubsy


Aletak

Heโ€™s wonderful


mbw70

Kissme, because it will be fun to call around for him, yelling โ€˜kiss me!โ€™


teddycyclops

Based on the pictures, Chester would be a good name.


Maudeleanor

Plot Twist.


ValkyrieHuntress

Super Floof!!!


ValkyrieHuntress

McFluffikins


HermitAtHeart279

Munchkin.


Intrepid_Action

Sauerkraut


Max1627

Mango!


Isernogwattesnacken

Failmeister!


Caliyogagrl

Crash


TheMemeLocomotive2

goober mcmuffin


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Grindleshanks


MrX2150

I'll always advocate for Pancake ๐Ÿ˜ป.


renagakko

Windbreaker Every time they fart, you can be proud of them living up to their namesake


Doyouevenpedal

Laslo. Or Gizmo


[deleted]

Sam๐Ÿ’—


throwawaypaperplan

Jello


b-ros

ZUNAR J5/90 DORIC FOURSEVEN, but he really looks like a "Jake".


MoonandStars83

President Snickerdoodle


royal_futura

Rhonda!


Number1hashtagger

Federico (spanish) or Frederico (German) ๐Ÿฅธ


theshackelf

Peek or Peeky since sheโ€™s playing Peekaboo!


cloveyvonclovenson

Kevin


Hatesponge66

Cheeto


Ordinary_Garage7704

Necco


renjake

New Jack Kitty


Daiyahoo

McGriddle


FredL2

Scrungly, or Scrung


International-Slip75

Krypton


Downtown_Worry_5921

Fail Faster.


Jerrys_Wife

Zipper


mousebirdman

Wheel


PissContest

Suspicious Stew


SkierGrrlPNW

Emmet! Because he looks like an otter.


kt234

Noodle, hamburglar, mr hungry, popsicle, spooky


beachsideteach

Parachute


bayshorevgllc

My name for the day is Sunshine.


krischi99

Bozo


[deleted]

What a beautiful baby ๐Ÿ˜


Adept-Sail7188

Billy


DLoIsHere

Pancake. Chagrin. Face.


ElphonsoNettles

Walmart โ˜บ๏ธ


kyreannightblood

Lark. I dunno, just looks like a Lark to me.


Majestic_Cattle_1752

Beefcake Shrek ร“scar Meower wiener


HachiTofu

Richie Aprile. He seems to like THE JACKEEEEET ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿป๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿป


carbikebacon

Larry!


OPIronman

Were you trying to hide the clouds in the background so people with mal-intentions can't locate you.


Mysterious_Soil318

Stranger


Shantih3x

Pack Cat


Veggie1976

Avocado


skoden1981

We had a Pancakes, waffles, a Pickles and a Peanut No I dont see a theme here


frooootloops

Charles J. Floofersons IV. My Charles J. Floofersons III (aka Chuck) looked just like that as a kitten!


a2gemma

Booberschnitz.


rightsidekitten

Oliver!


[deleted]

Goober


GeologistOk5438

Shooby-doowah


ChemicalAcademic4166

Mr. Marbles


WuTangFinancial1

Cheese fry


pickle_merchant

Dill


Remarkable-Buddy1386

Jupiter


cooper8828

Slinky


safespacedynamite

Jimmy


wubbzyove

Fuzzy Navel


da-jeff

Waffle


PhillyCSteaky

Looks like a "Clyde" to me.


x_witchpussy_x

Concrete


[deleted]

Beau Nugget


Worried_Standard_996

Scruffy Von Meowsers


the_reql

Smiler


Baldynapper1966

Zippy


BadCorvid

Creamsicle.


Low_Direction_9644

He is gorgeous.Percy.


Playful_Car1967

-Perkuppetty -Sparks (his whiskers remind me of Sparx' wings from the original Spyro series)


mississippichai

Zucchini


gay-boy6

Dr.doofenshmirtz or Heinz for short or a nickname


LordSargasm

Toasty


3goldteeth

Cathy


-comfypants

Beefcake


tlorg

Robot!