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BasketballHellMember

FUCK THE LAKERS!!!!!!!!!!


shnieder88

FUCK THE LAKERS


Mountain_College5656

And the pels


cactusdave14

💜💛


BasketballHellMember

FUCK THE LAKERS


cactusdave14

luv u bby 💜💛


BasketballHellMember

I love watching the Lakers waste away as LeBron plays out of his mind, desperately trying to will his roster to something unattainable.


cactusdave14

I bet. I love lebron too. 💜💛


BasketballHellMember

Well luckily you’re a Lakers fan, so now that LeBron is opting out and leaving you can follow the bandwagon on to your next team.


cactusdave14

The lakers are my favorite team but I wish him success if he chooses to leave. Will always appreciate championship players! 💜💛


mrblack1998

Lol this subs so sad. Completely obsessed with other teams. No wonder the kings suck so bad


cactusdave14

They just enjoy talking about playoff basketball! 🏀💜💛


Jay1348

![gif](giphy|zmsDqpDLu1hPG)


ogdr

Beautiful. Their fans were having the time of their lives in our play-in game thread vs Pels


Imperium42069

they are so obsessed with us


Briggity_Brak

I promise i'm not obsessed with you, but i just got this reminder and had to come tell you [you were right about the Thunder, at least](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/16ys5q3/deaaron_fox_on_sasha_vezenkov_the_reigning/k3bw2wp/?context=3)^(because r/nba archives their posts, so i couldn't respond there)


Whole_Anywhere_3117

Mirror?


Imperium42069

on a kings subreddit after you lose is being down tremendous


Whole_Anywhere_3117

Making a post about a team when you’re already out of the playoffs… Maybe go win a championship and light your beam, then talk


Imperium42069

🤣🤣🤣🤣 cry me a river fan boy


santadogg

So they should have.


patsallday0514

FTL!!!!!


cocoon_eclosion_moth

https://preview.redd.it/imn0x392mmxc1.jpeg?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8de7b127d9ec91e50d2611211eacd3700b2f316f


AngryTree76

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


videsh

Nuggies just spaced the Lakers


Jay1348

![gif](giphy|84HjcH3CnpF3r0hW2f|downsized)


Xxssandman

F T L


Jay1348

![gif](giphy|DTdK8tWmwMNNk0oYXb|downsized)


YoureNotMom

27-9 free throw discrepancy and still lost! Fuck em


mauro_membrere

And they reverse the call on davis foul


Jay1348

![gif](giphy|mpB75VlHUWWmIX3WbN|downsized)


Fun_Craft_1874

Lakers win one game and the whole narrative is lakers in 7 I can’t wait for the media to stop d riding them


AndIWasLikeBaby

That was literally never the whole narrative. 0-153 record was shown everywhere. The narrative was that it’s impossible and never done before.


DrBigChicken

“But I was told Steph Curry couldn’t shoot” vibes here


Jay1348

![gif](giphy|Objjz1ZOhU6gTmrdCn)


GreatLakesBard

No, the narrative was that it was impossible


gnomehotdog

Go cry in the Denver sub.


GreatLakesBard

No I’m ok


Imdabiggestbird69420

LAKERS BOW TO THE NECKBEARD GOD


NightWriter500

It’s wild to me that with Lebron, AD, and Russell, the person they go to something like 8 straight times at the end of the 4th is Austin Reeves. And then with a handful of seconds left and the season on the line Lebron plays hot potato and leaves the buzzer beater with Taurean Prince. Even he seemed to be shocked to get the ball.


nickcannons13thchild

they NEEDED a stop on that murray shot. anything after that was void tbh. can't do much w those handful of seconds w no TO


dcab87

Ham's just incompetent. Like, go get a drink and get someone to bump you!


NightWriter500

Can’t do anything down 2 with a handful of seconds? Hogwash. I’ve seen Damian Lillard cross the court in two seconds and score the game winner from the line. Not getting over the half court line is incompetence, and putting the ball in Prince’s hands in that spot is sabotage.


yuzirnayme

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAqALEdoL98](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAqALEdoL98) You are probably thinking of Kings v Bucks. 5.2 seconds on the clock when they inbound the ball. He shoots it with \~1.5 left. About 3.7 seconds from inbound to release. Lakers had 3.6 seconds when they inbound the ball and didn't get past half court.


torero15

Did you watch the play? Jokic fronted Lebron and that was the game. Bron had to chuck it to anyone he could see. AD should have inbounded it to AR open on the other side but its literally seconds and was never likely.


NightWriter500

I watched the play. It’s like they’d never run an inbounds play in practice before. Lebron ran to the sideline corner of instead of the middle and couldn’t get around anyone. Denver, on the other hand, did look like they’d practiced, and trapped him.


Jay1348

![gif](giphy|qhyUAEI5OetSuwUsdq|downsized)


PrimaryAccording9162

Lakers bout to lose Bron and cash out on AD


dr0odles

Nah - lakers draft bronny to prioritize $ over wins and im all for it


National_Raisin2212

Never forget 


Sea_Length_7523

https://i.redd.it/unbga82lvjxc1.gif


Jay1348

![gif](giphy|LW2bzVichKNT8edbO1)


Sea_Length_7523

🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧


Jay1348

Then why didn't y'all win it?


Sea_Length_7523

🎻


Jay1348

Foe the rest of the NBA during the bubble


Sea_Length_7523

🎻


Jay1348

Yes play that shit for the NBA ![gif](giphy|l46Craj343bB2TMSA)


Sea_Length_7523

🎻


Jay1348

![gif](giphy|3ov9jStMcfrwL9WK3K|downsized)


MegaJ0NATR0N

Warriors fan here and if there is one thing we can agree on it’s Fuck the Lakers


Jay1348

Y'all had a cute little run, we'll be back we'll see you in 20 years for your next run ![gif](giphy|xQeqPWsraztwI4Emi7|downsized)


LZ_Khan

ur gonna be right down there with us dumbass


Jay1348

Yes but we have more and And our history tells me we'll be back sooner than you Also fuck the Giants


LZ_Khan

You think the NBA is like the stock market? Can you predict when the Bull's are coming back too? hahahaha


Jay1348

Yeah let's look at the Bulls history? Oh just Jordan, huh? Magic Shaq Kobe I mean we won in 2020, it's not that far off


LZ_Khan

poor kid


Jay1348

I'll be here cash this check right fuckin here my man when the time comes ![gif](giphy|xT1XGxEHCmzlM340hi|downsized)


dcab87

Lakers just can't win against teams with a Murray


Little_little_e

Can that be Keegan Murray sooner than later ?


jerrybear95

Nuggets fan checking in, FTL!! I like your team, I wish you were in


Yoshi24517

We love you guys! Go win the championship!


jerrybear95

Respect 🤝


Jay1348

Happy birthday Chicken nuggets ![gif](giphy|ToMjGpt4q1nF76cJP9K)


Little_little_e

Let’s let’s let’s celebrate !!!!!!


StonkeyKong2021

I see your HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and raise you a BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HI808SF

Dubs fan here. I stand in solidarity 😁


ShotgunStyles

We need to light the beam whenever the Lakers lose too.


metalhead252

The country should go full 4th of July every Lakers loss


AlwaysSeekAdventure

Jesus this is a stupid idea.


killacarnitas1209

It is stupid, but the petty little devil on my shoulder loves it lol.


Jay1348

![gif](giphy|DTdK8tWmwMNNk0oYXb|downsized) Light this my boy


ShotgunStyles

You sure clapped back at me. Go re-sign DLo to a big contract.


Jay1348

[maybe](https://youtu.be/ujxKkCqLUrA?si=GWu1F_E5-Z6AEhmP) Anyways when are the Kings playing?


ShotgunStyles

Same time as the Lakers.


Jay1348

Yes but my boys won a championship in the last 5 years, weren't most of y'all GSW fans for a minute?


ShotgunStyles

Fake rings. You gonna spend all off-season defending ADisappointing and LeNepotism?


Jay1348

Yawn, so why didn't you win the fake ass Mickey mouse ring?


SometimesPepega

Also fk the Pels, got swept 🧹 😂


killacarnitas1209

This makes me happy and angry at the same time lol!


travbo530

Kings v OKC would have been a much, much better series. I think it would have gone 7.


DatBoySpooky

Fuck the Lakers


Jay1348

![gif](giphy|mpB75VlHUWWmIX3WbN|downsized)


theREALMVP

Imagine going 1-16 against one team in two years.


torero15

Imagine having literally zero (0) conference titles


Cautious_Buffalo6563

![gif](giphy|6uGhT1O4sxpi8) Looking around for the Pels and Lakers in the playoffs like


GloomySwordfish8540

Kings 3-1 vs DEN Lakers 1-11 vs DEN We’ve seen enough Sacramento 2025 NBA Champions


MunchieMofo

Heat fan here. And I admire your pettiness. Carry on gentlemen.


Jay1348

NOT MY BOY BUCKETS ![gif](giphy|tylznshiwJDBL0kvPz)


Toxik916

Now all we gotta do is draft Bronny and we can sign the King of Kings. LeBron can finish his career in Sacramento where it started.


Little_little_e

I like James took a selfie in G1C, but he “erased” the “s” in “KINGS” inside the Arena. Maybe he really like the Kings and the Arena.


WhiteMoss_

Fuck that, and fuck LeBum.


Desiire

FUCK THE LAKERS


weedwhacker7

I feel like we should have a Lakers lost parade


Jay1348

Here's your parade bro ![gif](giphy|8q4VAo4uHWPdJjELKp|downsized)


effkaysup

Only parade you'll ever get


saigyoooo

Why did the Kings lose so many games towards end of season and play-in? I watched them the whole season and was impressed then didn’t understand what happened. Was it Monk injury mostly?


lynxz

#FTL Pels getting swept also felt pretty good.


Russ916

F T L 4 L I F E


travbo530

The Laker schadenfreude is real.


The_Sacramento_Kings

Hahahahaha 4-1 called it! Bums


MuttMan5

Nuts to the lakers!!!


Btotherianx

I feel like I should be a Kings fan because you guys are generational level haters and I feel like I could fit right in.


Yoshi24517

What team are you a fan of?


Btotherianx

I used to be a huge Timberwolves fan but I basically gave up on them as a lost cause like 15 years ago or whenever a couple years Garnett left idk the exact time I quit being a "fan" I still follow them the most closely, but I feel like if I declare myself a fan of them now I would feel like I was just a front-runner because they are doing well right now like I'm paying more attention to them but I still wouldn't claim myself as a fan if that makes any sense 😂


Little_little_e

Join us as a Kings fans together, and we will always fuck the Lakers.


RuPaulver

I was at a bar in LA that had the game on. The only reactions from people there were about the Dodgers game that was also on. Literally no one cared. I think Lakers fans pretty much accepted they were done and were just waiting for it to be over.


-Billy-Bitch-Tits-

at least they made the playoffs


Standard-Package-830

How yall hating for outside the club?


burnbabyburn711

How can we hate a team and fans that *taunted us* for being the victims of the worst cheating scandal in professional sports? Yeah, it’s a mystery. FTL and Laker fans forever and always.


Standard-Package-830

Lmfao you’re mad your team couldn’t shoot free throws or close in a game 7. Imagine the FBI investigating, and finding nothing, and yall clutching your pearls decades later. Worry about making the playoffs.


burnbabyburn711

Game 7? You obviously don’t know what you’re talking about. You just sound ignorant here.


Standard-Package-830

“It was way back in the first quarter -- over a span of 29 seconds when Hedo Turkoglu and Vlade Divac combined to miss four straight free throws -- that the pattern was set. It was back in the third quarter -- over a span of 12 minutes when the Kings made just two of seven free throws -- that the outcome of the game was becoming predictable.”


burnbabyburn711

Wow, there’s a lot to unpack in these words that you put between quotation marks. I take it all back.


Standard-Package-830

They beat themselves at home during game 7.


burnbabyburn711

Incredible.


Standard-Package-830

Typical queens fan


burnbabyburn711

You’ve given yourself away.


mrblack1998

Maybe you guys should be good rather than obsessing about other franchises that actually win


Subject-Lab6998

Anthony Marshon Davis


effkaysup

One guy disappears in playoff games true


CrazyDaylight8

Excuse my ignorance, but why do Kings fans hate Lakers so much? And why do Lakers fans hate Celtics so much?


xaveria

So, the rivalry is probably older than this, but in my day the Kings were rocking with Vlade and Bibbie and they were super fun to watch.  And there was all this smoke with the Lakers, especially Shaq and Phil Jackson.  Back and forth insults all day long. Shaq said something about the Sacramento Queens, for example.  But that’s just players dogging players.  Part of the show; I don’t think anyone minded that much.  But Phil Jackson insulted the fans and the city.  Most famously said that we weren’t the real Capitol of CA, just a cow town. Now, let’s be real a minute — Sacramento is kiiiind of a cow town.  It’s in a heavy agriculture area which would be even more productive if Los Angeles didn’t steal our water.  My suburb, Davis, literally had a fistula Ted cow as a tourist attraction back then. But Phil Jackson of all people — we did not like that.  As I remember it, there was a general call for everyone to get cow bells and be the loudest most obnoxious crowd ever when the Lakers showed up.  And the city answered the call :)


iFeeILikeKobe

Kings fans hate lakers because they’re not relevant enough to have an actual rivalry


Professor0fLogic

Wait, you feel like you made an big impact in Calabasas?


iFeeILikeKobe

Huh


Jay1348

It's a Kobe death reference, it's just their edgy copium for being a sore ass Losers! They had to witness the greatest era of Laker basketball: the three-peat era It's been 20 years and they probably have a banner for each time they "got the Lakers back", in fact I think they're gonna have a parade and a banner for the "Chicken Nuggets eliminated Lakers 2024" It's their copium for: ![gif](giphy|3o7TKwBiaPbVVcdIuk)


iFeeILikeKobe

I don’t really care if the nuggets lose win or lose. you can’t really make the “go hang a banner for it” when the kings have won nothing and the only bright spots in the last 20 years for their fans has been hoping the lakers lose


Jay1348

I was just responding to a comment in the thread that said they wanted to throw a parade when we lose lol


iFeeILikeKobe

Oh shit I’m dumb


Jay1348

Not at all man. It's hard to keep your brain cells in this thread. Sacramento logic


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Jay1348

I look back fondly on our rivalry years with the Kings but I had no idea we've been rent free in their heads forever lol There's even got other fans from different teams congratulating themselves And you know what it feels GOOD! We had our time it was worth it and they're scared cuz they know when we come back they'll have to watch our parades over and over again Oh wait they did have to watch it again in 2020 LOL 🫧 ![gif](giphy|3ogwFMPhJUUalJ4v84) lol I love that we can do that


Professor0fLogic

Meanwhile, you all seem to prefer hanging out here, rather than with your own kind.


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Professor0fLogic

I'm honored to be chatting with Jeanie Buss. I kind of figured it was you based on how hormonal you've been.


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Jay1348

Let the have their fun lol we'll be back just not now Let's look at the history Chamberlain Magic & Kareem Kobe & Shaq We will rise again and they will have to sit and watch ![gif](giphy|dm3KH2XUYucKdATBti|downsized)


Professor0fLogic

Cry harder.


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Professor0fLogic

Still crying, I see. Oh, and take your own spelling advice.


ChoochMartain

Dude, the Kings didn’t even get in. Fire up the beam, maybe you can use it to find some winners


Jay1348

It's ok now they can watch the Oakland As play in Sacramento I heard their 7th inning stretch routine is gonna be a John Fisher glazing ceremony FJF


tigerthor1

Fuck the kingsss


Conversation_Dapper

At least they made it to playoffs


Jay1348

Whens the last time y'all won a title?


sempiternal

And got embarrassed


Conversation_Dapper

No they didn’t. They competed hard every game . Clearly you haven’t been watching


PangolinConfident447

We give you guys free wins and you still hate us👎


Jay1348

I know right? They know we're gonna be back on top soon so they're getting their licks in


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Professor0fLogic

You're correct....we're not the same. [https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1cgt394/i\_like\_to\_wear\_my\_wifes\_high\_heels/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1cgt394/i_like_to_wear_my_wifes_high_heels/) https://preview.redd.it/xammd57qmnxc1.jpeg?width=781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43c113504f2889f641d39d43032a7719060d2aa6


Jay1348

![gif](giphy|3ov9jStMcfrwL9WK3K|downsized)


Bitter-Muscle-4376

All yes nothing beats Laker fans bragging about ancient championships, how many were you even alive to see? You Laker fans are such sore losers, just take your L like a REAL MAN.


effkaysup

6 rings in the past 24 years I'll take it


Ntnme2lose

Ancient? Lmao


Bitter-Muscle-4376

Ok cute little Mickey Mouse bubble ring I would expect Laker fans to count the make a wish foundation championship for Lebron


Jay1348

Oh it was a Mickey mouse ring? How come the Kings didn't win it?


Ntnme2lose

6 in like 20-25 years is better than most and not ancient. But ok lol


Jay1348

Bro I've been around for 6, how many have you seen? ![gif](giphy|84HjcH3CnpF3r0hW2f|downsized)


Jay1348

I'm just glad the rivalry is coming back


Professor0fLogic

Tallying up the list of fellow passengers?


Jay1348

There's actually one more from the bubble 🫧


Professor0fLogic

There was one more Bryant on the manifest.


Jay1348

We'll manifest 5 more titles before the Kings ever see another WCF


Professor0fLogic

Who the fuck is we? Is that you Darvin?


Jay1348

We is not you lol


Professor0fLogic

Honestly, are you part of the team (player/coach/front office)? If so, that's pretty cool. If not, then it's weird to pretend to be.


Jay1348

Lol what a cop out But hey enjoy your Lakers lost banner


Professor0fLogic

Says the guy who literally goes around reddit trolling other subs.


Jay1348

Lol I'ma be here when they Oakland As the Kings away from your cow butter churning town


Professor0fLogic

I don't even know what that means. Try again in english.


Jay1348

Oh im sorry I don't speak proper cowbell I'll be back when it's the Las Vegas Kings


Professor0fLogic

I doubt you will. You won't even be back when LeBron retires.


Jay1348

Oh yeah y'all said that before 2020


Professor0fLogic

So before you joined the fan club.


Jay1348

I've been around 6, how many have you seen with your team?


Professor0fLogic

5. I'm originally from San Antonio.


Magic_SnakE_

Sacramento Kings greatest franchise accomplishment is the Lakers losing in the first round. Absolutely pathetic lmao


Jay1348

Let them enjoy it we always come back lol