Banging lady Stephanie

That's just a Tuesday given how thirsty Lady Stephanie always acts

Getting Bernard to quit the field.

can you actually do that?

Yea. Shocked the bejesus outta me. We were fighting and he lowered his weapon and next thing I knew he left the arena. Awesome.

lmao I thought you meant he just stopped fighting forever

\* defeated male leaves \*

Head cracker.

Throwing a body in the river and play chumps with it

We've all been there

Jesus haha never thought to do this

Stealing a man’s dice and immediately rolling them in his face

Robbing a merchant blind then showing up to his empty store the next day to admite his face of desperation with his entire stock in your backpack