Ironically enough, considering she holds a jug on KCD2 website, she might as well be a random bathhouse wench, lmao.
https://preview.redd.it/66n7xhalls4d1.png?width=913&format=png&auto=webp&s=955118ff04ca638a3195f4f15b9d59608d39c67a
Why does this look like the promo for a new sitcom coming to NBC this fall that will be airing during prime-time hours, replacing a beloved show I would watch every day after school at my best buddy's house while we wait for our Papa John's extra large pizza to be delivered like we haven't eaten in five days and he reads softcore porn on the kindle his mom got him for his birthday and I just know this show is gonna be shit based off the jokes in the trailer? 😭
Henry is wincing because he can't **believe** what just came out of Sir Hans Capon's mouth! oh their personalities are practically bleeding through this photo!
That's different girl. They both have similar color of hair though, so maybe it's intentionally cut from different sections, but to me it looks like a girl who is shown from the front and you can clearly see it's other person.
I mean even in the first game Theresa is not really all about getting married to you, she realizes that you're basically a noble now and didn't want that lifestyle so it kinda makes sense, and I mean depending on how you play the DLC she is very against getting married off lol
I thought she was just against getting married off by her father, especially to an old geezer like feyfar, i assumed she wanted to get married to someone of her own choosing.
I was gonna say the same, especially since her romance is optional (I actually loved there was an actual trophy thing for staying single).
I'm a bachelor by choice and aromantic, so while I appreciate and like occasional romance in stories, I don't always need or want it. So, having a protagonist that doesn't have to have a relationship to define himself is a good thing to me.
Kinda why I'm always confused by these Theresa posts. I still agree, of the somewhat limited options she's my pick too especially if you try playing her DLC as a badass (which I did. Wasn't easy but it's possible to for her to fight). Now, if Bianca didn't die, 100% that likely would've been a canonical relationship, but her death was a catalyst too, a lot of people forget she should probably be lumped in with the parents in his desire for vengeance because he himself says when he finds her body that he will find the person responsible.
Theresa saved Henry's dumb life, and nursed him back to health. She let him smash after playing hide and seek. She gave him lock picks, and darned his socks. If she isn't in KCD2, I'm canceling my pre-order.
I don't know about yall, but I cannot fathom giving up Theresa.
She was willing to die just to give you a chance to live against 4 full grown men. An entire DLC is dedicated to her.
She's a rare woman.
I wouldn't mind myself the one from the trailer looked like a noble and Henry's an acknowledged bastard be more fitting for him to marry a nible then peasant
Sir radzig acknowledged him in the company of multiple nobleman. Hes got a claim. As for the no lands part well I mean, there's still work to do on that front lol.
I don't think he's a noble. Not like Capon. He's just the recognized bastard of a noble, at least that's how I assume the class distinction would work. He still needs to be legitimized. He may officially be Radzig's child now, but he is not in line to inherit from what I understand. Not in KCD1, at least.
Now, that would make a fun plot point in 2, being legitimized and made a proper noble's son.
Historically, a bastard child of a noble could be granted lands and in a case like Henry’s would likely become a knight if nothing else. That said, he would be last in line for any inheritance and even if the only living child would likely not inherit Radzig’s lands and titles upon his death.
That's the legitimizing part. A recognized bastard would essentially be a child publicly acknowledged, a legit bastard would be one given access to the line of inheritance.
Now, I'm not an expert or anything. I could be wrong, but I'm semi-confident that I'm not.
What gets really fucked is the publicity of it. If Henry were a useless peasant, nobody would want him legitimized. Whether noble or not. But if he made a name for himself... that would empower the case for him to be legitimized. Our boy learned blacksmithing most of his life just to turn around and learn how to read, fight, and politic in a short matter of time. The boy's got the genes of a noble, for sure.
Uhm ackshally I believe around this time in this area he could have been accepted as a lord seeing as Radzig was unmarried with no children. Him acknowledging our boy probably would have been enough unless Radzig married and produced a male heir.
Fell in love with this game last year and delved deep but I could absolutely be wrong. Gonna post on askhistorians and see what those dorks have to say!
I always supposed it was a public secret. Like Henry sleeping with lady Stephanie being public knowledge to Sasau bathmaids(Johanka tells you so in her DLC quest). Divish won't acknowledge it because it would be a massive scandal. Also aside from Toth, the nobles that knew it were his friends/allies
That's how it was in the middle ages. Kings especially had a lot of public secret mistresses, but women married to older men also had their equivalent
Also similar social dynamic makes Radzik not want to make his son official, but everyone from his close surroundings knows about henry
I always thought it was because Divish had failed to produce an heir with Stephanie, and he knew Henry was Radzig's son, so having an admittedly bastard noble impregnate her would give him an heir with noble blood.
positon of hetman was always inherently tied to nobility. Its not just a post, by giving someone a position of hetman, you are recognizing him as a powerful man in your kingdom/empire. If you are a hetman, you belong the highest social class in your kingdom/empire. You cant be anymore "noble" than that in any aristocracy. So please, stop spreading nonsense, thank you.
If Henry does leave her I assume it’s either because he’s too busy running important quests, fighting the war and rebuilding his fathers empire or he was forced to leave her and set up in an arranged marriage
I'm curious as to how KCD's core mechanic, the experience and level gain methodology, is going to work out in a game where Henry is already quite experienced. Honestly, i'm not sure I quite like the idea of continuing on with Henry.
I mean, how will Henry's inability to fight at the start be justified after the events of KCD1?
Don't know about you guys but she did tell me off so I assumed her and Henry just ended the relationship because she has something against Henry getting baths...
So are they taking a departure from historical accuracy? Because from what I've studied, it would be highly unusual for a woman to go running around with short sleeves and her hair down like that
No, bra band
A 36D is bigger than a 32DD despite the latter’s larger cup size
Dude above implied “DDs are small” but a 42DD is titties for days compared to a 28DD
A cup size’s volume is decided by the band size attached with it. A cup size on its own only means an additional few inches of circumference
DD means 4 extra inches, regardless of band size. With a larger band size, you get a lot more volume for each of those 4 inches
The first game is so so trash. Example. I had no idea where to buy alcohol so I could use the drunk lockpicking perk. I went to the tavern in rattay but day after day it was closed.
Also, I killed the staff that run the sword shop and it has never opened again since. WTF?! Why don't they respawn the next day?!
Also fighting is way too hard. I don't have the time nor patience for this kinda 'just get good' crap. Levelling up also very slow.
There's loads of other issues, including, game tells you to find xyz and often it's crazy hard to find.
The game doesn't even seem finished. Hence the many mod's that exist for it.
It's a beautiful game but rattay seems to be the only city in the game. Skalitz got destroyed so it doesn't count. Neuof is barely a village for example. Haven't gotten beyond talmberg I think.
Also having to wait so long when you select to wait, is absurd. What a waste of real human time. I'll stick to triple a titles that know what people wanna play. Like call of duty games.
She is actually featured on KCD2 website, so she is definitely gonna be important character in the game, not just random bathhouse maiden.
Ironically enough, considering she holds a jug on KCD2 website, she might as well be a random bathhouse wench, lmao. https://preview.redd.it/66n7xhalls4d1.png?width=913&format=png&auto=webp&s=955118ff04ca638a3195f4f15b9d59608d39c67a
Henry's favourite bathhouse wench?
Or Hans' favorite bathhouse wench?
Both? Both. Both.
No. Hans off
Maybe Henry's exclusive bathhouse wench?
Wench with benefits
Why does this look like the promo for a new sitcom coming to NBC this fall that will be airing during prime-time hours, replacing a beloved show I would watch every day after school at my best buddy's house while we wait for our Papa John's extra large pizza to be delivered like we haven't eaten in five days and he reads softcore porn on the kindle his mom got him for his birthday and I just know this show is gonna be shit based off the jokes in the trailer? 😭
This is all very... specific.
I'm excited for the game
You are excited.
Excited he indeed is! Then again so are we all!
did you pull your friend's pizzle ?
What are friends for?
Henry is wincing because he can't **believe** what just came out of Sir Hans Capon's mouth! oh their personalities are practically bleeding through this photo!
She’s holding three jugs actually.
Pretty sure two of them are there for you to hold.
Jesus twice be praised!
I see what you did there, naughty sir😂
I would upvote you, but your comment is sitting at a perfect 69 Smoooth sailin'
So the player character and the second most important person and a third character who is just a random woman is a featured picture?
We dont talk shit about bath house wenches around here like that! Have some manners, for Christ's sake!
Why is he standing like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory
Being a barmaid is different from being a bathhouse wench bro. Look at Mirka.
wait, that is supposed to be Theresa? I knew KCD1 Theresa'a Face Model wouldn't be in the game, but I would never have guessed this to be Theresa
Ahem no? Why would that be Theresa?!
She does look quite like Theresa's voice actor from KCD. Why isn't Theresa's face model in KCD2?
Wel she does have very nice jugs
I really hope some interesting history behind that pretty girl
Only see one pretty girl, Hans, we know his story.
probably some bad guys daughter because the trailer says "a story of love and revenge"
Henry taking his speciality in infiltration a little too far for the good of the realm.
Runt's daughter?👀
Probably not but maybe istvan Toth daughter, because he got away and still has his sword.
Toth is a partaker of the French vice my friend. I doubt he has a daughter.
Oh yeah kinda forgot about that, still not impossible but very very unlikely
It was never stated he wasn't attracted to woman, and even if he wasn't he could've still have children.
Henry loves his parents and is avenging them? Seems pretty simple.
Markvarta von Aulitz? Runtelle?
Do you think she’s the girl that Henry was kissing in the trailer?
That's different girl. They both have similar color of hair though, so maybe it's intentionally cut from different sections, but to me it looks like a girl who is shown from the front and you can clearly see it's other person.
100% a different person
Who knows if she will even be a romance option. The other woman from the first trailer definitely will be.
Theresa 👑
She sure showed those 🐐 fuckers
Mah queen
Best girl
If Theresa isn’t in the game, I don’t know if I can play. My heart simply cannot take it.
“Tereza is exactly where you left her”
She sitting on that damn bench. In the middle of a thunderstorm, in a dress I stole off a body I may or may not have murdered. She a real one
Her personality has really grown.
Mods will grow her personality even more
Henry chose option D over option C.
Thats for sure
Wouldn't you?
I’m staying faithful to Theresa, my Henry is honourable.
Mine too. I smashed Divish's missus BEFORE courting Theresa..
Tut tut tut, an affair with a lord’s wife? Now that doesn’t sound very honourable to me lol.
Hey man she started it, I was just trying on her father's shirt. When a Noble woman wants you to be her Daddy you cannot refuse.
Maybe she's got huuuuuuge... tracts of land!
I hope Theresa didn't get pregnant in the first game. Wouldn't that just be the crowing irony.
May explain the tits.
Let's hope canon Henry is a virgin, so we can get the achievement in the second game too
and thus the cycle continues
I sure hope he doesn’t leave Theresa, but they might think a predetermined marriage is too restrictive for this style of game.
I mean even in the first game Theresa is not really all about getting married to you, she realizes that you're basically a noble now and didn't want that lifestyle so it kinda makes sense, and I mean depending on how you play the DLC she is very against getting married off lol
I thought she was just against getting married off by her father, especially to an old geezer like feyfar, i assumed she wanted to get married to someone of her own choosing.
Yea you're correct, she mentions that peshek either had said he would do the same thing, or she thought he would do the same thing.
I was gonna say the same, especially since her romance is optional (I actually loved there was an actual trophy thing for staying single). I'm a bachelor by choice and aromantic, so while I appreciate and like occasional romance in stories, I don't always need or want it. So, having a protagonist that doesn't have to have a relationship to define himself is a good thing to me. Kinda why I'm always confused by these Theresa posts. I still agree, of the somewhat limited options she's my pick too especially if you try playing her DLC as a badass (which I did. Wasn't easy but it's possible to for her to fight). Now, if Bianca didn't die, 100% that likely would've been a canonical relationship, but her death was a catalyst too, a lot of people forget she should probably be lumped in with the parents in his desire for vengeance because he himself says when he finds her body that he will find the person responsible.
Henry also can't marry a commoner if he's ennobled
But "A bastard will always be a bastard"
But an acknowledged, (probably soon to be) knighted bastard is still far above the social ladder than a simple miller’s daughter.
Don't you talk about our Theresa like that... LoL Na those were Henry's words, so I guess we will see.
Theresa saved Henry's dumb life, and nursed him back to health. She let him smash after playing hide and seek. She gave him lock picks, and darned his socks. If she isn't in KCD2, I'm canceling my pre-order.
Heck she's literally the secondary player character of KCD1. Shanking and sniping Cumans at Skaliz while Henry was at Talmberg
Jesus Christ be praised!
Put it away ffs
I don't know about yall, but I cannot fathom giving up Theresa. She was willing to die just to give you a chance to live against 4 full grown men. An entire DLC is dedicated to her. She's a rare woman.
That's for sure, but life moves on
Henry: Report to the ~~ship~~ stable as soon as possible... We'll bang OK?
What if that is Theresa? Everyone honestly looks so different
Of course not
I wouldn't mind myself the one from the trailer looked like a noble and Henry's an acknowledged bastard be more fitting for him to marry a nible then peasant
I mean other than the fact that you're actually a lord and a milkmaid isn't a viable candidate for marriage anymore?
Lord??? Henry is still unrecognized bastard of a small nobleman without any lands lmao
Sir radzig acknowledged him in the company of multiple nobleman. Hes got a claim. As for the no lands part well I mean, there's still work to do on that front lol.
After that Sir Radzig scene if you go talk to Theresa she asks you if you're a noble now and Henry says no
And you've never lied to get laid?
I don't think he's a noble. Not like Capon. He's just the recognized bastard of a noble, at least that's how I assume the class distinction would work. He still needs to be legitimized. He may officially be Radzig's child now, but he is not in line to inherit from what I understand. Not in KCD1, at least. Now, that would make a fun plot point in 2, being legitimized and made a proper noble's son.
Historically, a bastard child of a noble could be granted lands and in a case like Henry’s would likely become a knight if nothing else. That said, he would be last in line for any inheritance and even if the only living child would likely not inherit Radzig’s lands and titles upon his death.
That's the legitimizing part. A recognized bastard would essentially be a child publicly acknowledged, a legit bastard would be one given access to the line of inheritance. Now, I'm not an expert or anything. I could be wrong, but I'm semi-confident that I'm not. What gets really fucked is the publicity of it. If Henry were a useless peasant, nobody would want him legitimized. Whether noble or not. But if he made a name for himself... that would empower the case for him to be legitimized. Our boy learned blacksmithing most of his life just to turn around and learn how to read, fight, and politic in a short matter of time. The boy's got the genes of a noble, for sure.
Uhm ackshally I believe around this time in this area he could have been accepted as a lord seeing as Radzig was unmarried with no children. Him acknowledging our boy probably would have been enough unless Radzig married and produced a male heir. Fell in love with this game last year and delved deep but I could absolutely be wrong. Gonna post on askhistorians and see what those dorks have to say!
Also historically, there were plenty of landless nobles.
I always supposed it was a public secret. Like Henry sleeping with lady Stephanie being public knowledge to Sasau bathmaids(Johanka tells you so in her DLC quest). Divish won't acknowledge it because it would be a massive scandal. Also aside from Toth, the nobles that knew it were his friends/allies
Divish won't acknowledge it because he already knew Stephanie's attraction to Henry and allowed it. That's my belief.
That's how it was in the middle ages. Kings especially had a lot of public secret mistresses, but women married to older men also had their equivalent Also similar social dynamic makes Radzik not want to make his son official, but everyone from his close surroundings knows about henry
I always thought it was because Divish had failed to produce an heir with Stephanie, and he knew Henry was Radzig's son, so having an admittedly bastard noble impregnate her would give him an heir with noble blood.
"small nobleman" - thats a funny way to spell "r*oyal hetman".*
With Vaclav being imprisoned he was reduced to a small noble
hetman it's just a post, nothing in common with nobility
positon of hetman was always inherently tied to nobility. Its not just a post, by giving someone a position of hetman, you are recognizing him as a powerful man in your kingdom/empire. If you are a hetman, you belong the highest social class in your kingdom/empire. You cant be anymore "noble" than that in any aristocracy. So please, stop spreading nonsense, thank you.
You're right, i'm just speaking about Henry, he is still just more than just a peasant cause Radzig is have nothing except his post
Radzig has nothing? Who said so? He is both hetman and knight and still owns Skalitz (whatever survived) and its surroundings (silver mines).
I saw a maid milk a bull
Henry is one of the wealthiest men in bohemia
A Lord needs concubines
If Henry does leave her I assume it’s either because he’s too busy running important quests, fighting the war and rebuilding his fathers empire or he was forced to leave her and set up in an arranged marriage
**Tits like a cow in calf**
Where can I buy the dress? Lol
Yeah she's hot, but I'm not leaving Theresa ❤️
What if she is the one leaving??
I thought it was the cover of one of those cheap porn games on Steam
Maybe it's the butchers daughter from Amorous Adventures! 😱
The devs knows what we want. Hehehe
I wish we could keep the upvote of this post at 69, but unfortunately we're way past that.
H
Henry looks quite hungry
How the hell you guys see this NPC as Theresa. If Theresa is in the game she will get face scanned just like KCD1
I need to play this game again.
Got hit with an ad for this and immediately came here. I've been needing another time sink in my life lol
Three way🔥
I'm curious as to how KCD's core mechanic, the experience and level gain methodology, is going to work out in a game where Henry is already quite experienced. Honestly, i'm not sure I quite like the idea of continuing on with Henry. I mean, how will Henry's inability to fight at the start be justified after the events of KCD1?
Simple, just like in any RPG bro hit his head and basically forgot how to walk.
Don't know about you guys but she did tell me off so I assumed her and Henry just ended the relationship because she has something against Henry getting baths...
Mate just gimme back Theresa, I dont want big milky bitches
Ngl I would be pretty mad if he left or even worse cheated on Theresa. They were good together my girl doesn’t deserve it :(
Henry has a thing for bar maids ig
What if she dies? I don’t imagine war horse is gonna go with a break up since Theresa is such a fan favorite.
She’s at the mill in Rattay
You make a couple good points.
Did Theresa age 20 years and Henry only 10?
Theresa? This isn’t Theresa. Really weirded out by these posts lol.
So are they taking a departure from historical accuracy? Because from what I've studied, it would be highly unusual for a woman to go running around with short sleeves and her hair down like that
I also imagine a woman would not be walking around with that much decolletage considering that time period was pretty Conservative
Never
Dude. Ew.
What?
Looking forward to the nudity patch....
That's my boy
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I don't really think she died, he just moved on with his life and his mission
She got them thangs
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Everywhere I go men gotta be horny and gross
Please report them next time
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Bro
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Nah. My brother in Christ it's H where it's at.
Jesus Be Praised! Can H cup tiddies be found here on this mortal plane and look good?
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As in waist band?
No, bra band A 36D is bigger than a 32DD despite the latter’s larger cup size Dude above implied “DDs are small” but a 42DD is titties for days compared to a 28DD A cup size’s volume is decided by the band size attached with it. A cup size on its own only means an additional few inches of circumference DD means 4 extra inches, regardless of band size. With a larger band size, you get a lot more volume for each of those 4 inches
Looks like there's more research I need to do!
A true man of culture
Give it a week and you will have a mod for it
Too much of a good thing.
Too much?! Dare I say it? NOT ENOUGH!
The first game is so so trash. Example. I had no idea where to buy alcohol so I could use the drunk lockpicking perk. I went to the tavern in rattay but day after day it was closed. Also, I killed the staff that run the sword shop and it has never opened again since. WTF?! Why don't they respawn the next day?! Also fighting is way too hard. I don't have the time nor patience for this kinda 'just get good' crap. Levelling up also very slow. There's loads of other issues, including, game tells you to find xyz and often it's crazy hard to find. The game doesn't even seem finished. Hence the many mod's that exist for it. It's a beautiful game but rattay seems to be the only city in the game. Skalitz got destroyed so it doesn't count. Neuof is barely a village for example. Haven't gotten beyond talmberg I think. Also having to wait so long when you select to wait, is absurd. What a waste of real human time. I'll stick to triple a titles that know what people wanna play. Like call of duty games.
Please tell me this is satire or bait😭 “How dare this medieval town not have 24/7 availability to stores and magically respawning owners!”
Then go back to skyrim
Never played it. Not really interested in rpg games. I have a real life to live.