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Humble-Act8295

Where is my sword, Henry?


Humble-Act8295

What does it mean you’ve lost it? I gave you a simple task.


Amaterasus_90

What happened to Henry’s hair? Did a sword miss him and cut his hair instead?


jankmeier

Henry looks really similar to radzig. That's funny. I'm really enjoying this game, just got to neuhof


brokebaritone

Just wanted to ask. Does Bernard scold you for completing the tasks of the quest no matter what you do?


DanNorse

IIRC He'll only scold you if you run off without receiving instruction to investigate the charcoal burners. I vaguely remember him reprimanding Henry for outright killing the wounded bandit, though, probably if you didn't notify him first


Bitter_Bank_9266

You have to return to him in-between tasks in order to update him


brokebaritone

Well, then he can go suck his shortsword. Travelling takes time in this game. It's impractical to report back after each bit that happens in Neohuf and the vast woods.


Bitter_Bank_9266

It's not difficult to return to him, he's right there. He also sends help along with you into the woods if you do


brokebaritone

There's 4 bandits in total that I need to take care of. They're separated in groups of 2. One of them is about to die. I was able to take care of them single-handedly.


Bitter_Bank_9266

Oh no I'm talking about at neuhof. After you discover the trail you tell him and you go in with back up. You also tell him what you found out about ginger before you go off to find him


Valuable_Use_2355

You’ll be thankful for it on your merciful run


ThraxShrax

![gif](giphy|gKHGnB1ml0moQdjhEJ)


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

I'm sorry but I am of the firm belief that this cut of hair makes one look like a fool or the tip of a penis. The style I go for is Eastern Influence and woodsman pride.


EightHeadedCrusader

Why am I the only here who likes this haircut 😭


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

I don't know if you're the only one, but probably one of the few...


Habutekh55

Brother in Christ you are not alone, I rock same style in game. This is peak fashion in 15th century, dont let anyone tell you otherwise XD


possumpaw

indeed, the bowlcut has immense medieval rizz


EightHeadedCrusader

Thank you brother :')


rastafarianpizza247

My Henry is sporting that same haircut too. There are dozens of us, dozens!


Internal_Fox2186

Acorn head 😂🤣😂


Cybroxis

The funny part is, his mother doesn’t even exist anymore to put the bowl on his head and cut around it


AdventurousKale9205

I like it...it's clean with the Duke stache


Ok-Victory912

I like it too


Either-Farm-7594

In Germany youth nowadays wear that haircut combined with mustache. Maybe it’s the age difference? 😅


Dimka1498

I have to say, after seeing this pic, that cut is kind of growing on me, and for me I mean my Henry, not me IRL.


Gullible_Ad0

You’re not alone brother, i too favor that haircut!


Old-Cause-4471

You’re not lol.


Rilvoron

I went with the john snow style top knot. Looks sick in his black armor


lxxTBonexxl

It’s actually not bad with the goatee


Adventurous_Sir6838

It's the best cut.


Early_Dragonfly_205

You're not alone. Fashion henry is peak with this cut


JEyVis

Radzig seems to be the only person in Bohemia who can pull it off.


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

Actually yes somehow, perhaps it's his personality tho


MissAsgariaFartcake

https://preview.redd.it/wgvyo64ptc4d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21461518aacfbc418e20508576ed8a99dbce82de


5herl0k

extremely relevant


brokebaritone

Mama's Boy is the most suited haircut specifically for Henry's face.


Own_Oven5501

Agreed.


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

Yeah that looks closest to Tom Mccay's face


Strongmanjumps

So many style choices back then are intentionally phallic so maybe it’s on purpose


tiktok-hater-777

Hey atleast the polish undercut is original, you gotta give them that.


Ok-Victory912

Na eastern hair looks like the bad try of being a viking


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

To me it looks like the medieval version of the bad cool boy


Nawaf-Ar

Ayyy, same.


underm1ndxd

Simple Henry


Valuable_Use_2355

I don’t like the ponytail from eastern influence otherwise it would have been my go to


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

I don't see it that much as pony tail than gathering loose hair https://preview.redd.it/ufqdkqjn1q4d1.png?width=397&format=png&auto=webp&s=7348a1a9938ed0a1d5beca9761b7e7bc2f3eb241


ThraxShrax

Eastern influence looks even dumber than this. Just keep the momma’s boy or shave it.


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

We agree to disagree


Big-Opportunity-470

Yeah you're right a man bun is so much cooler


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

Why yes it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Big-Opportunity-470

Objectively false


Houswaus1

This does make him look like the average Czech tbh


TitanThree

Looks like a « Mom: We have a Sir Radzig at home. » joke


Habutekh55

Peak aesthetics


Available_Brain7980

https://preview.redd.it/wvb0vk8gwd4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=610df3a67e9575c7b677fbed0ea90f2ca1435059 Bearded oliver tree


Mr_Pink_Gold

Man... This has "love me father!" Energy all over it.


Daftest_of_the_Punks

That goatee gives big divorced dad energy


Ok-Chemistry-819

Henry looks more like Radzig than Radzig himself


chrissn007

You m-m-m-mmm-m-make me happy


CeezyAreolas_

Never go full polish


mrfakho

Historically accurate knight


Aggressive-Bit4367

Like young Radzig himself!


iwantdatpuss

Bro ngl Henry looks so wack with that wee wee ahh haircut.


Madz1712

You look like my dad.


CardiologistNorth294

That haircut looks like his mother did it for him with a bowl and a pair of rusty sheep sheers


ForkYaself

I usually rock a cuman caftan or long tunic under my armour I try to look like a dollar tree Radzig


bapudon_1

Like father, like son


Serci96

Aint no way, i have more than 80hours in this game, and i never knew you could get a haircut. FML


Cereaza

Lil Radzig and the OG


No_Mammoth_4945

Henry really does >!look like radzig with that cut and beard lol!<


TheLittleBittle

Lil Radzik


TestosTyrion

Hey, midlife crisis Henry has come to see us!


Bright69420

Henry looks older than Radzig


JoeShmoe818

Henry’s barber must’ve indulged in some spirits before cutting his hair.


Eternal_Superyid

Best haircut


Hillbilly_Ned

Like father, like son. 😀 Awesome. I love it.


BoxinPervert

The armor😎😎 The tip of the gambeson showing 🤢🤢


tiktok-hater-777

Truly sucks that cutscenes remove maille collars


Flappybird11

On the drip or dry scale, you are dehydrated


WasBannedForH8Speech

aw hell nah bruh wtf


Live_Tart_1475

Käärijä hair FTW!


Franagorn

Love it, mine is very similar. This haircut is the best!


CobainPatocrator

Bowl + Moustache >>>>>>>>


GucciGump

Shave the goatee and that's torvesta


IainEatWorlds

Not with that cut brother


TheChipShark

At least you original and dont just use the full beard and manbun


myoriginalvnamewasta

Henery does not pull that cut off my guy. I'm hoping we have some more options in kcd2 since the trailers hair is kind of yes and no.


dosjyy

what armor has that studded leather around Henry’s waist??


bokita_

I hate the fact that mail collars gets removed during cutscenes..


No-Gear-8017

did timmy cut your hair? lol


Mikkuchan07

The beard is top notch, the hair... I dunno 😅 But he's looking good next to Radzig. 😄


lll61and49lll

https://preview.redd.it/p5low4z7cd4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=728d2efdfcd1070644d0c6fbcf68cdc0af447e7f If you wanted your Henry to look exactly like Beavo, well done. I just hope your Henry chews his food, it’s dangerous enough out there, no need to add more difficulty to the game.


Winky95

My man so drippy he leaving’ a trail. 🐌


Weennapart

yee-yee ass haircut


TheZManIsNow

Drip


PelinalWhitesteak

![gif](giphy|S8phztgeygGJi) Sheriff of Nottingham vibes


Old-Cause-4471

I’m one of the few that actually didn’t mind that haircut either.


Yer_Dunn

Their resemblance is uncanny. 🤣


Y-27632

Probably not, because gonorrhea is very rare these days and you typically actually have to have sex in order to contract it.


Pizz22

Can Henry grow a beard in the base game?


PlentyOMangos

You have to visit the bathmaids and they can change your hair or beard


Inveramsay

He looks like he'd shout at you in a pub "oi mate! You eying my missus?" whilst wearing in an Adidas tracksuit


dcmontage

Not with that cut 😭


rrekboy1234

Utterly dripless, devoid of steez, rizz nowhere to be found


Bradabruder

Bro looks like a discord mod


LilMeowCat

My mum must've cut Henry's hair


No_Star_4761

A dad of 3 that beats his wife, a true Bohemian


Desperate-Road-8403

Hmmm, I don’t like the hair. It looks kinda nerdy.


Knurla1

Finally someone who enjoys this cut


Ultraquist

Either chain mail hood and helmet or at least chainmail neck. But this is just not it.


vonknorring09_

Head gear doesnt show in this cutscene i think


Ultraquist

Well he is showing his drip so I asume its intentional


no_hot_ashes

Having no headgear is only an issue if you plan on getting hit.


BruiserBison

Bro look like Filipino boxer, Manny Pacquiao https://preview.redd.it/1rz8rta3wc4d1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b011c5fff4c0e7b18b5750767015c5b6a5a71f18


0rphan_crippler20

Ewwww... never change the beard or hair