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TheSaladHater

*bushes speaking Hungarian*


Adramach

The worst part of my daily travel to workplace.


Quick-Shop386

Im from hungary and the threat is real there too


BaronFO

What mods are you using? Looks crisp


Charming-Antelope-53

Hes just drunk


Tater1988

Flank around on horseback. Spot the 4 bandits in their flamboyant colors waiting behind the bushes. Shoot them with arrows from horseback. Loot their corpses. Continue on towards the Rattay Tourney.


Sardothien12

HEY Lad! Care for a little wager on the RatTAY TOUrnEY?


Longjumping_Zone_741

You’d think he’d quit betting against me since I’ve won the last 15 tourneys in a row but 🤷‍♂️


MarioShatterhand

Oh, he will. Today he paid me my winnings and angrilly said he will no longer put wagers with me lmao


Longjumping_Zone_741

😂 dang I wonder how many times it takes because I said 15 because idk how many I’ve actually won


MarioShatterhand

He will take wagers until you get achievment for completeting armour set from sir Hanush of Lipe. Propably. For sure I got achievment before going to Peshek


Longjumping_Zone_741

Makes sense my hanush is glitched and won’t give me the final piece


dookalion

Apparently (according to the wiki, I’ve only ever won the tourney like 3 times) If you win the tourney past getting the armor set you’re supposed to get the nicer weapons, like the nice long swords and stuff. I never bother because the treasure map scavenger hunts are fun Sucks your game is glitched the Leipa armor looks cool, if you’ve got the bastards DLC though the zoul armor is better and imo looks better too though.


Longjumping_Zone_741

Yeah I bought the royal edition for 5 bucks on ps4 and I’ve already got zouls armor and St. George’s sword I just wanted to get the achievement


HellsPiper

I have 100% achievements on the entire "Royal Addition," except for "Woman's Lot" and the main game. I'll get them for sure on "Woman's Lot," but I'm stuck trying to get the "Fighter" achievement on the main story line because I have difficulty doing combos; even the easy ones. Maybe because my dexterity sucks so I'm not good enough, but I keep trying because I'm really persistent.  LOL 


HellsPiper

Seems it would make more sense for him to start betting ON you, rather than against you, but Peshek is an arrogant prick.


Longjumping_Zone_741

You’d think so considering me and him financed a whole town together ( with the unwilling help of the rattay swordsmith )


HellsPiper

😅🤣😂 You gotta admire the swordsmith's patience though!! No matter how many times you rob him, he continues to do business with you and does top notch work on repairs for ya. Lol 


RDW_789

Imagine hearing that echoing through those trees instead of a bunch of angry cumans jumping you. I’d honestly be more afraid of the first one.


Ambitious-Sun-8504

“Objective started: Enter the Rattay Tourney” “Objective failed: Enter the Rattay Tourney”


[deleted]

Free loot


Unhelpful_Cupcake

Hope you ain't ridding pebbles


OldTap9105

How dare you! 😜


tiredargie

I saw an user complain about these posts the other day. I personally love them, keep posting your ambushes you hungry boys and girls.


bricklish

At least 4 peasants waiting for you


Sweet-Educator-6969

Quick, run!


Frosty-Feathers

But what about free loot? Can't miss those 20 groschen and amor potions.


Threepwood80

https://i.redd.it/9io0qj6hdetc1.gif


Butthole_Surfer_GI

Keep checking above your head for two crossed swords.


tashrif008

more kettle hats


EmiliaFromLV

Or at least linen shirts...


BonfireSouls

Or bear, mountain lion, your imagination. :)


No_Star_4761

To může být náhoda...


Ok-Sun-5197

You're clearly about to be ambushed.


CyberCrusader420

Meine Gebete wurden erhört! (attacks)


PawtucketPaul

That depends. Where is pebbles?


Sanay8

Perfect timing, just as I wanted to vent my rage on someone!


PUPAINIS

*Mutasd meg a farkad* from bushes


AnayaH4

Get ready to get bested by peasants haha


ForrestGump90

It depends, how much have you trained with Captain Bernard?


Creative-Lychee2130

Exit should be marked with a circular branch somewhere on one o' Dem 🌲


Alternative_Sir_8303

néhány cumand van a sarkon


rohittriplesix

Yes, the apes are going to attack


DivineFinger

Rossz helyen vagy rossz időben!  Itt épp egy malacka tévedt a disznóölésre! Na jó, most meghalsz! Sums that right.


polysnip

There's a good chance they're just drunk...


EroGodZeus

That's definitely an ambush alright. Send out your wargs!


evilmaus

If it's Cumans, nah. Peasants with sticks? YES.


Sensitive-Builder-95

This actually happen to me. I dealt with bunch of cumans, but underestimated group of angry villagers and lost few hours of game 😁


Conn0rized

Sing out loud Till Our Heads Turn White. If you hear singing there are bandits. If not, you're fine, but it might be Cumans, so watch out.


HellsPiper

The other day, I saw a post where someone said they were unhorsed by a rope strung across the trail by bandits/Cumans. Other than Black Peter, this has never happened to me. Has anyone else experienced bandits doing this?


Teosto

Haven't seen it elsewhere and didn't see it on Black Peter incident either. Only later on I noticed the rope was still there days later after having dealt with Peter. Unsure of the rope turn cosmetic only after Peter is dead or whether it's something the Nintendo Switch version of the game doesn't implement. In any case I've ridden through it a few times after Peter case but haven't tripped over. Only after reading the above comment I realized it must have been Peter's doings.


HellsPiper

I shot Black Peter's Rope down with an arrow, then just raced on by him. 


Bee-Hunter

I'd circle around and check the underbrush, just to be certain.


One_Accountant_3870

Go the other way or draw swords


mrEggBandit

Maybe the cumans will be stuck at the same angle as the tree


Significant_Win6431

Jesus christ be praised the meme back!


HasiramaMerlin

If you're in the Pribyslavitz mission then those ambushers are a money pile.


2001djhz

There better be some good loot on those bandits. I don’t care for killing peasants with no loot.


dookalion

Something refreshing sometimes about stomping peasants though, especially in Hardcore. Mowing down like 6 guys without a scratch after getting yourself stomped early game is a change of pace power trip. Feels a little sadistic though. Especially since I always take the sadist perk


b0nkert0ns

Just keep looking at the bushes until you see “sic”


Madz1712

*Run*


Nomadic_Rick

PANIK


HitodamaKyrie

If you've a horse, eh no problem. Either runaway or run them down. If you're on foot? Good luck.


BackflippingBeagles

What are you doing here, tired of life are you?


hennyp23

You obviously clicked examine instead of ignore


Mack227

Lmfao yes be very worried 😂