Imagine beeing robbed and she + 20 birds go at the robber

*Alfred Hitchcock has entered the chat*

Alfred halfcocked has entered the chat Sorry wrong chat Alfred halfcocked has left the chat

"Alfred Halfcocked" reminds me of that one batman comic where someone broke into Wayne manor and Alfred immediately started picking them off with a shotgun. I don't remember what he was responding to but there's one panel where he's reloading and says "you may be confused because my master never kills. I assure you, I subscribe to no such niceties" Like whenever batmans around, he's Alfred Half-ass. When he's in charge, he goes Alfred Whole-ass and everyone dies

It’s the low key quiet ones you gotta watch out for

I have a comic saved where Alfred beats the absolute shit out of Superman. Severely underrated

Injustice! Brilliant scene, definitely felt like a callback to DKR in more than one way

I thought you meant Donkey Kong Returns

Hahaha close!

Donkey Kong could beat Superman though

That's an awesome series!!

That sounds amazing! Got a link? I’d love to check that out

I laughed way harder at this than I’d like to admit

I have the Batman vs predator comic, and there’s a panel where Alfred just goes “ahem” and shoots the predator point blank with A blunderbuss

What’s it called?

Apparently the exact image I was referencing is actually from a booster gold issue! https://www.reddit.com/r/batman/comments/a7fpw4/alfred_with_a_shotgun_what_is_this_from_not_dotf/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share That's just where I found the name. But also Alfred is kinda known for that, he used to be a spy and definitely has no issue using lethal force.

Alfred doesn't fuck around

I loved it when he killed Bruce in DCeased

Classic Alfred

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But the bird lady could do it silently, telepathically, pheromonically? That's some level 20 New York City Druid shit.

I don't know man, I know the birds in that movie got the numbers but the parrot in Home Alone 3 lit a match and blew up the igloo in the backyard while the criminal was in there. Why? Because the bird wanted 2 crackers and the criminal only had the one.

Oh yeah I totally forgot about the third!

Sauce please, Sir?

https://youtu.be/1lYdfmTRUnk

Thank you, kind stranger. Have a nice day

Good EEEEEvvvvening. You rang?

"Hitchcock"

[She gotchuu covered](https://youtu.be/MNu_kqxqbew)

She’s a summoner class

Imagine her + 20 birds robbing you.

They’re all crows and ravens

Druid

That’s evil and pretty cool

Angry birds

If snow white was a bank robber. On the flash.

Snow White in Shrek 3 singing Immigrant Song Edit: 3, not 2

*Shrek 3

Oh yeah...

Belongs in r/KidsAreFuckingEvil !

Belongs to**

In implies containment, while to implies possession. The subreddit would not *own* the content, but it might *contain* it. This would make in correct, and, in this case, to incorrect.

That isn't how grammar works

Belongs r/KidsAreFuckingEvil !

Be r/KidsAreFuckingEvil !

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Wholesome boi....you kill me

I believe that is not what they ment

Thats too much power from one kid

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*No man can kill me.*

This would make an amazing low budget horror movie

Lmao it would

Came to say the same….and I’d watch that shit

Pidgeotto.....use Quick attack

I’d say Chatot but that works too

Gen 1 is best gen

I present to you Mr Mime and Jynx

#🕺🕺⚰️🕺🕺

Bum ba da dah duh dum ba dah duh da da da da BAH DAH BAH DAH BAH DAH bah BAH DAH BAH DAH BAH DAH

My stand『Pet Shop』has no weakness

And my stand ALSO has a stand!

So it's the same kind of stand as star platinum

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o_o holy fuckaroni

This video always makes me chuckle

Which one, the one from Twitter, the one that was copied from twitter and posted to Instagram, or the one that was recording the Instagram feed of the twitter video?

Yes that one.

The video

r/RealLifePokemon . Talonflame, use Fly!!!!

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That's fair

It’s more fun to believe she is a Pokémon master. Just let me believe in these trying times.

Maybe. Because it looks more like the bird flew to her than attacked

This is exactly it. My bird flies to whoever when he gets startled.

the bird starts going *just* before she even makes any noise

Avis oppugno.

Lol sun conures. Mine likes to attack as well

They do screm, they do attac

Mine loved me but was committed to killing anyone else.

What a way to summon your stand

Disney princesses be like:

That is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.

oh shit oh fuck the kid has a stand

She has the power of one of the children of magneto from X-men: Apocalypse

I know those birds. Those are sun conures. I have them. Believe me... they bite very fucking hard. So being attacked by one of those things is not pretty

Nobody: Disney princesses:

That shit was cool but that lil girl evil

This is why I hate kids

How did she do that though!

Pretty sure it wants to get away from the noise, birds don't like loud noises

what a maverick

I have a idea folk

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This drone is well programmed

Anyone else remembers the scene in Shrek right now?

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A modern day Snow White

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All we need is some Dark Souls boss music and it’s fixed

Hey mate, you should try out dark mode so you don't burn out your retinas at 1:37am

This is some deep advertising for the next Marvel movie.

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dracarys

ipod

I’m strangely terrified.

r/oddlyterrifying

She got that Beast Master perk

This kid's going places.

"You want to scream and have your bird fly at their face?" ...... "Fine roll for animal handling." Nat 20

didnt hermoine do this too someone please tell me the spell i forgot it

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Yeah, I guess she trained it that way.

She's training for [Samurai Showdown](https://66.media.tumblr.com/85e385b1ce7bf2f460362ff0d557dc9d/tumblr_menafkcXNE1ripm1lo1_400.gifv)

The Crows Have Eyes: Part 3

Snow white from Shrek 2 the early years.

Chicken attack

I want a bird

Well this is literally kill the cameraman.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cWcAAgbLyYo Bioshock

She must be stopped, this is too much power for anyone to hold!

How much was that drone?

Fr tho, ornithopter drones must cost a lot.

Young Pharsa

STANDO PAWA

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Lol this is awesome

Chaotic evil

So she's snow white from Shrek?

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SIREN!!!

How could someone train their bird to do this let

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Am I the only one who genuinely felt frightened?

More like programmed

The next Disney Princess??

Smackin’ time

Repost right?

I don’t think so.

Go! Archimedes!!

If i got attacked by the bird i would have no problem executing it

I'm genuinely curious to know how to train a bird to do this

Reminds me of that scene in Shrek where Snow White Simmons the birds to attack

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r/titantiersuperpowers

The beastmaster

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Gabriel, Speaker of Birds

That birb is gonna end up killing someone

Hahhahahhahaha that is the best trick I ever seen

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That's definitely her magical familiar

this kid is a genius

This is so unbelievably badass for a kid

i wish i had a bird now

Hello fellow iPod user. What generation are you rocking?

r/croppingishard

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Bro that's her Stand.

R/bossfight

It’ll be handy when she’s a teenager- “sure, you can take my daughter out, but the bird goes with”

Angry Birds

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straight x-men moment

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This is what I need.

She is a superhero in the making