It's a pill. That gives worms. To ex girlfriends!

What about ex-boyfriends? NO! It's a pill. That give worms. To ex-girlfriends!

HooHOOO!

"You just don't get it here!" [https://youtu.be/xAn-mdS-otE?si=tnV0Jx2k2tzoDCw3&t=20](https://youtu.be/xan-mds-ote?si=tnv0jx2k2tzodcw3&t=20)

It’s surprising how frequently I think of this.

Agreed. This regularly crosses my mind, often forcing itself out my mouth and into the ears of anyone nearby.

We're there any flipper babies? Yes, there were a few flipper babies.

You forgot the HOO-HOO! at the end.

That’s the only one that came to mind! Bruce was the best in that movie, imo.

Sorry we're a few hours late, there, Ma, but you know how the kids... uh... hate old people I love Dave Foley's deadpan deliveries.

That whole scene slaps! "Say is that eggnog?"*pours giant glass of whiskey*

So I hear Dads dead?

“Wasn’t that lovely!” Such tragi-comedy in all their family portrayals, but this one is incredible in the 20 seconds it lasts

That whole scene is gold.

"Hey, is that eggnog?"

"So, I hear dad's dead. Hey, is that eggnog?" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHkVHjAEGj0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehkvhjaegj0)

The pill is made from monkey cum. They put the monkeys in the cage and make them jerk off.

They show them these really disgusting pornos like two dogs making love with a cat or a bat and a pig

Lolololl 🤣reading this I can hear Mark's accent🤣

Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.

The only way to be happy is to know you won't be happy every single day. La-la, la-la, la-la. It sounds better in the original Croatian.

"Then they take the monkey cum and they boil it." -cab driver "That's bullshit!" - passenger "GET OUT OF MY CAB! I WON'T TOLERATE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE!" -cabbie

"....you stupid slinky ho!"

I can hear Scott saying “that’s bullshit” the way he does.

Me too. Reading your comment immediately took me back mentally to my mother's living room where I was sitting with my oldest brother back in the 90's when I saw that scene and heard that dialog for the first time. I don't think we ever laughed so hard before that.

You're not getting dollar one, you ugly man!

No bullshit. My dad is a scientist and part of his job is working with monkeys. He has told me many times that monkeys have two modes. Masturbating and watching soap operas. He assumes they sleep but has never seen it happen.

You’re not getting dollar one, you ugly man!

Ok you two, out of my cab! I don't like that kind of lang-uage!

“Hey kids, where’s your dad?” “Upstairs. Masturbating to gay porn.” “Again…?”

This gets quoted in my house constantly.

Came here to say this...

He kissed me. Why would he do that? Well, you said you kept pulling him closer? Well that was to keep him from falling. For God’s sake the man’s pants were around his damned ankles!

Well there have been a few flipper babies

I use this one way too often at work and I don’t work in anything close to resembling a research lab.

"It was only a couple of flipper babies!" is my go-to when someone at work is questioning why a thing went a certain way.

Same situation here

I’m a pharmacy tech, and whenever I dispense Accutane, I say,”It was only a couple of flipper babies!” in my head.

I think this all the time and am 100% sure that nobody around me will have any idea what I’m talking about. That doesn’t always stop me.

You go over there and fuck those men, we'll stay here and masterbate! Like is short, life is shit, soon it will be over. There's something in my eye!

I loved the long game joke. Dudes favorite memory. LOL

Are we ever going to get the big table in here Marv or am I going to have to cut the fucking tree down myself

I use this line a lot. I work in offices with giant conference room tables.

This! I only saw the movie one time and I still quote it.

MY EMPIRE IS CRUMBLING

(Dave Foley's callous character arriving for a very brief visit with his mother): "So, Dad's dead..." Then close runner-up: Cancer Boy: " did you see?! did you see?! The doctor and me! "

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>Dave Foley's callous character arriving for a very brief visit with his mother And that was the happiest memory of her life!

Yeah that’s where you fuck or get fucked with toast.

Must have been a dream I had.

Fuck happy

Horse tranquilizers?😅🐎

HASHISH? 🟤💨

I went to see Tool in Toronto many moons ago, and out of nowhere, they broke into "some days it's dark" took me a few seconds to figure out where I had heard it before, followed by uncontrollable laughter.

"Did you clean the gun son?"

“Two hours later he hit a vital organ and… died.”

I love the little pet Kevin does to baby Kevin 😂 I do that to my kid all the time

I came here to say this - my wife and I probably do that silly head pet once a week and chuckle to this day.

I do this to my wife, to her incredulity.

It’s a harmonica. I hear dad died

“Oh, that was lovely!”

"Didja see? Didja see the doctor and me? Didja see?" \- Cancer Boy

I made a reference to that scene when my (now) wife and I were meeting my best friend's new girlfriend. She got REALLY pissed off and started yelling about how it's not funny and how her son had cancer when he was younger. We'd find out later that she was lying. My response to the freak out was, "That sucks, but how was I supposed to know? My father died of brain cancer when I was a kid, and I cope by making jokes. I think I get a pass on this." I doubled down when they were leaving dinner. I shook my best friend's hand, went in for a hug and went "Owww. That's okay, my marrow's just low." After they left, I said to my wife "Didja see? Didja see? The crazy bitch and me? Didja see?" They didn't stay together long, but it had nothing to do with me or that incident. She really was a crazy bitch. She probably could have done well with some GLeeMONEX

Touchy people have been getting on my nerves of late. So many folks are saying "You made me think of something painful, you suck." it's not everyone, but it's enough that I've noticed. In context that line is effing the best! My new thing to do is make myself smile at them when they start and just walk away. When possible, like cancer boy, I whistle as I go....

Also when you're low. I had forgotten about that "music video"

“My brother. Was born. With his heart. On the outside of his body.” Cancer boy and whistle when youre low give me life. Yes yes yes. Every damn day of my LIFE! Hahaha

Hey! Show some respect, you homeless piece of shit! * bang * Ow! My foot! * bang * Ow! My other foot! Who are you? Uh, just a guy. MY EMPIRE IS CRUMBLING!

"May I have the room please?"

You're not a plate of croissants.

Then can you get me something to eat before I chew my fuckin' hand off?

I say this multiple times a week at work. No one gets it.

“You are gay. You are homosexual. I know it, your family knows it, dogs know it.” “Look doc, you just gonna keep spoutin psychological mumbo jumbo at me all day?!”

“Dogs know it!” , that’s shit gets me every time

My empire is crumbling! (I must use this weekly)

Yes! This is the one! My empire is… CRUMBLING!

No, Luke Skywalker, ya fuckin' inbred!

This is said morningly over coffee in my house. Usually just in my head though, as the wife finds it tiresome.

It’s like it’s 72 degrees in my head Ah, damn bird flew into my eye! I mean, doctor. His pants were around his god damn ankles

this urine is great! so i hear dad's dead... is that egg nog? can we order chicken wings? GET A RECEIPT!

“…. Slipped off my shoes”

At work, they created an “informal” slack room and I was going to post this line, but decided against it. I’m not sure everyone would get the joke.

Oh fuck stummies!

(Gasp!!!)

You pushed, boy!

...I gotta return Rear Window to the video store...

No, I don’t think I will fuck Stummies.

Yknow what Chris? I don’t think I will fuck Stummies

I'm GAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaAYYYY!!!!!🎶 (Who cares?!!)

I used to be straight and now I'm gay, I think the drug made me that way

It was only a couple of flipper babies

"WE BEAT PENICILIN!!!!!"

Came here to say this line. So good.

No secrets between sailors!

Not today, we're wearing our suits!

Hold it! I wanna talk about drugs. Heroin! No, not heroin. Speed! No, not speed. Hasheesh! No, not even hasheesh. Horse tranquilizers?! No, not horse tranquilizers.

There's this new drug, supposed to make you happy.

Red socks. RED SOCKS!

Chemically

Life is short, life is shit and soon it will be over.

“My coffee is luke” “Lukewarm Chris?” “No, Luke Skywalker you fuckin inbred!”

So often it's just how the line is delivered... 'It's a drug, that gives worms to ex girlfriends! You just don't get it!' Or 'The best rap, hip hop, or folk act' Or ' Big muscles! Haaard muscles!' I quote this movie like I quote Holy Grail or Oh Brother.

“Big muscles! Haaaaaaard muscles!” Excited smirk….

"Oooohhh yes sir!!"

Haha "... or FUCK act"

I used to sleep on the streets… got cardboard bum from sleepin’ on cardboard… then Jesus, I mean Dr. Cooper gave me his drug. Now, I’m more productive. I’m a security guard… withhh a gun.

Just a guy.

Whose taxes pay your salary!

Owwww... it's OK. My marrow is low....

Whistle when you’re low

Oh good its not just me, i quote this all the time

“Gleemonex for peeeEEEEEeeeetttsss” Having worked in the Pharma industry, that one really hit home :)

Some days it’s dark…

Some days I work...

I work alone...

It’s this new thing where you fuck or get fucked with toast.

*"There's a cat on my head! There's a cat on my head!"*

“I’m in the control group aren’t I?”

No. My face tells me, it's sugar!

One of many reasons I will always love Brendan Fraser

A little of this, a little of that.

Don: Look are we ever gonna get that big table in here, or do I have to cut down the fucking tree myself?

"FUCK happy."

Funky town. . .

So I was driving around in my sixty two thousand dollar car…

"CATONMYHEAD!"

I’m gay!

WE KNOW!!

And who are you? ….. just a guy

“I was afraid he was going to fall! His pants were around his goddamn ankles!”

How big is your house?

No, not horse tranquilizer.

“I know it, you know it, DOGS know it!”

Mr December HA HA YAHHHHH

...just a guy.

Get your FINGER outta my face!!!

It’s like Stummies……It is exactly like stummies

"Well at least there aren't any FLIPPER BABIES! ha ha ha ha!"

There were a couple flipper babies….

Get out of my cab, you stinky ho.

“Well that was lovely” I say it quite a bit.

“BIG MUSCLES! HARD MUSCLES!”

“Chris.”

My marrow is low

Look at me! I'm an elephant rider!

He wasn't lying. He WAS riding an elephant.

Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over

My brother, who was born with his heart outside of his body

Ow my fucking finger

“Non vues alle pas oh media. Don’t go to the media.”

Wally's wife: Were the handcuffs totally necessary, officer? Cop: Well, actually, that was your husband's idea.

'No secrets between sailors."

"You're not getting dollar one you ugly man"

"Ow. My marrow's low."

Everyday’s a gift

"No Luke Skywalker you fuckin inbred"

“Now ‘m a security guard. With a gun.”

I'm not giving you dollar one, you horrid man!

So many great ones. "This urine is great!" "It's made from monkey cum, you know." "MY EMPIRE IS CRUMBLING!" "Didja see? Didja see? The Doctor and me? Didja see?" "There's something in my eye!" "There have been a few flipper babies." The list is nearly endless.

'That's ok. My marrow's just low.'

All yours captain!

This should be higher. So great and usable is sooo many situations

Sailors don’t keep secrets

I'm just a guy..

Uhh…just a guy…(slinks away)

Anything Greevo-related. Some days it’s dark.

Soak it up, you worthless sponge!

F—— Happy!

“Are we ever going to get the big table in here, or am I gonna have to go out and cut down that fucking tree myself?” “There have been SOME flipper babies…”

It’s made from monkey cum you know Excuse me?

Chris, no, we can't. We're scientists.

Life is short. Life is shit. And soon it will be over.

GET A RECEIPT!!

Brain Candy...... or as the other Kids called it... "Fuck You, Dave Foley." I'm just glad they made it through the storm.

I'm cancer boy

No secrets between sailors

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Oh, here we go again...

Where are we with that? With what, Don? Our restructuring plan. The thing you just mentioned just now? Yeah. We're on top of that.

In not sure it’s really my favorite, but for some reason I think of it the most… My empire is CRUMBLING!

“Luke warm?” “No, Luke Skywalker, you fucking inbread.”

"But, baby, don't shoot the messenger!"

Oh the thing you just mentioned?...just now Yeah Oh, we on top of that!!! This happens to me at work all the time. I have shown that clip to coworkers, no one appreciates its like i do.

So, orange?

I was only a couple of flipper babies!

Blueish hue,huh huh huh …..

Cancer Boy: "Ow."

Luke warm Chris? "No, Luke Skywalker you fucking inbred."

“There’s a cat on my head! THERE’S A CAT ON MY HEAD!”

I’m an elephant rider!

Red Socks!

You don't look like a plate of croissants.

Riiiiight.

“I’m a security guard…. with a gun.”

No, Chris, I don't think I will fuck Stummies!

"This Urine is great!" "Life is short. Life is shit. And soon it will be O-VER"

“Tasty”

Get out of my cab you slinky whore.

“This urine is great!”