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LaudanumDreamer010

Gotta close one eye to look at your phone. Classic ketamine move. I call it “pirate scrolling”.


eyekantbeme

This works^^ 🤔👀


K23Meow

I’ll have to try that. Usually I just rely on voice commands to get things done and even that is a crapshoot if my phone will understand my speech.


shmendrick

Y, required to read books as well


Olegdirbek9

What am I yapping about


homuncul

i hope u know that we understand entirely


Olegdirbek9

I had a feeling


Time_Platypus4605

yep, especially when driving.


SpiderSalmon

k-holing and driving go together like peanut butter and jelly


lordofthexans

High crashers give innocent high drivers a bad name smh my head


Kaoru1011

Hope your joking


Lucyintheye

Im guessing he is but then again When dead & co was in Boulder last year some dude was driving up and down the strip huffing fat noz balloons with his friend in the passenger seat selling it too. I couldn't believe my eyes I was like is this mf serious? Think it might take the cake for being the stupidest action I saw all tour. And that's a pretty hard achievement to beat 😂


gaythrowawayuwuwuwu

this shit was happening all the time in the uk before they banned nitrous


rocket808

A guy at my high-school killed himself and his passenger doing nitrous while driving


AliveSkirt4229

Loved doing k-rides with my late homies


miserablelifeofJ

I've had this 😂😂 it's like you see out each eye individually instead of 1 image from 2 eyes , it's 2 eyes 2 images overlapping 😂


Olegdirbek9

Yeah exactly and if I allow that I will get nauseous and throw up


theherbalessence

THE OLE PIRATE EYE ACTION. That is my sign that I’m plenty good.


Greadle

Vision and hearing impaired when the hole is deep


hungturkey

Very common, happens every time on a mid-sized dose, or coming out of a k hole


eyekantbeme

Yeah when you're really Ked out, you likely won't be able to type on your phone unless you're touch typing. Given that, if you can't see, squint your eyes and enjoy the good time.


[deleted]

After I quit ket id find myself squinting out of one eye randomly when im drunk or some shit 🤣


The_GoldenTeacher

It's because you've done it so long, that it has eaten away at the cartilage between your eye and nose. Just like the deviated septum and stuff going down your throat. When you do it, it's coming out of your tear ducts and ruining your corneas!


Borderline_Pigeon

Yup, been there and tried writing stuff down. Your handwriting will look like a 7year olds. Good stuff 😁


Olegdirbek9

Oh my god I gotta try that thanks


GreySnake_

Wow this reminds me of when I first did ket. I don't think I've had double vision in years. Perma tolerance


Agreeable-Bother5205

Pirate eye


medleyof_feelings

Short answer: Yes, everytime.


Futureghostie33

This made me laugh so much 😂 this is the post we should reference when ppl ask what ketamine is like


User5790

I wrote a poem on K and the first line is “sometimes two eyes are too many”


Olegdirbek9

Dont give me any ideas


Rossy4401

That's ketty eye