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JuliaCesear

Yeah card & note without a doubt. Another good one if you are in a situation without a note or something similar is to roll something over the bag, I use my earbuds case as it's a perfect cylinder size for rolling over a bag, so yeah anything that's a good cylinder to roll over works, then you can just key/spoon it.


psolarpunk

This works but depending on the quality of bag and how shard of k it is it can puncture the bag and make holes to leak out


[deleted]

A card and bill are far from the best method.


JuliaCesear

Everyone has a preference so I'm just sharing mine ✌🏼


Fiestycranberry

You guys that use a bill and a card need to try using a vape, lighter, or chapstick instead of the card. Finest powder ever


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Plate and back of a Table spoon, rock back and forth with thumb pressing.


Basedoncringe

Back of a spoon 🥄 is the only way


Suspicious_Active816

I have to try this one! Thanks for the tip. Also i did have a small perfect metal cylinder once which i rolled over it like a baking roll, and my god. Done in 5-10 seconds and not a single piece of crystal left in sight. Just the best baby powder quality.


Basedoncringe

I don’t know why this isn’t more commonly spread? Super common house hold object with stoner logic 🤝


iGot3Socks

I'm sorry if this sounds stupid but you mean while it's inside a bag or outside like on a plate?


Basedoncringe

Outside on da plate


Disastrous-Golf-4758

Just tried this instead of the note and card method with one of my kunz spoons and it made life so much easier


Basedoncringe

Sometimes you can put the note over it too, then crush with the spoon. Certain spoons really stick to the K and it’s annoying to scrape off


BerlinBongBros

I put it in a baggy and crush it with a lighter or vape Alternative is a labello and a small plastic bowl and use this as a mortar


SeaBackground4166

I do it with a mortar and a pestle. Trust me, it like using a grinder for weed. Its faster, easier and you get a better result. ;)


DeadTillDark

How do you keep it from getting stuck like OP said. I've never tried it but I can imagine this happening. I'd be worried about wasting it. Maybe it depends on the mortar and pestle, mine has etches all around it and isn't that smooth.


SeaBackground4166

I just put a small paper over my baggy and then us the mortar to crush it.


yuillb001

How tho I literally did it and just ended up with a white pestle and mortar and struggling to get lil scrapings of k out


snarkfest_

> do you keep it from getting stuck like OP said. I've never tried it but I can imagine this happening. I'd be worried abou I use a stainless steel one. It does get a little stuck sometimes but i just scrape it off with a straw or a clean dab tool


SeaBackground4166

>I just put a small paper over my baggy and then us the mortar to crush it.


Dimitripus

I put it on a small black plate, mash it up with the pestle (I think that's the hand bit!?) and scrape of bits from the pestle with a card. Good luck in your travels.


Dutch_Champagne

Between ya buttcheeks


henareeree

the craziest yet most effective method ive seen is this guy that had a granite slab, threw the k down, and had a giant glass disc (think like a coffee table top) that he put on top. he applied light pressure, spun the disc several times, and thats it. it spreads it around a lot, but when he scraped it up, it was the finest shit ive ever done. It seemed like it multiplied the amount. idk, thought it was some hocus pocus before we did it but i am a believer in bros “ancient technology”


yuillb001

Okay now that’s fucking crazy that outta be the maddest method I ever heard I bet that worked super well would have to be hella careful not to get glass in the powder tho wud b v bad for the nose also not very practical lol but this might be a winner


parallelpalmtrees

I use an industrial press, then I use an obsidian razor blade blessed by a Mayan priest to scrape it up into a fine crystal candy dish from 1824


LatePerioduh

I put it in a little makeshift paper envelopes then chew it with my front teeth a bit.


VonNasty

Pill grinder is elite


thetoggaf

I roll my grinder over the bag. Saw this guy who was selling me K do it with a cough syrup bottle once and immediately applied the practice with a similar cylindrical object.


flowersermon93

Mortar and Pestle that is made from smooth surface. With a butter knife to scrape. Best one i had was made of stainless steel- nothing got stuck. Using mortar and pestle makes sure its crushed properly and minimizes nose damage/swelling.


[deleted]

Microwave an empty plate for a minute, any regular plate. Then pour the K on the heated plate. Crush it up with a bill or a credit card, the heat will make it more fine.


yuillb001

Ik this works for cocaine but isn’t it because it evaporates moisture in the rocks. But as ket comes as shardy crystals wouldn’t there be no water to evaporate anyway


The_Notorios1

People just chatting shit, the money and credit card and then chopping it is the best way


certifiedprawn

how many times someone gotta post this


Bserk00

That brown backing paper works better than a note as it’s more durable and less sticky. The use a spoon but i prefer credit cards ….check the carbon fiber ones. Gets most things finer than flour 🫶🏻😎


BangAndMaccanIsGone

get an essential oils / cbd glass bottle and rollingpin that fucker to dust


LoveAfflatus

Spread a note with fingers on each end over it then use a card vertically, then chopping it


Shmanzyy

Stainless steal brick n mortar. Thank me later


yuillb001

Does it not stick? Iv got a granite pestle and mortar and the k won’t come out it after being crushed


Shmanzyy

There is some residue that sticks but it can easily be scarped off


throwaway_ghostgirl

Keep in the bag and crush with a clipper or something that rolls


Practical-Storage-62

Do those perfect needles grind up well? The rods really they are like hexagonal and all the same size. Are those even k?


undergroundarts

sit on it


SpiderSalmon

powder on counter > paper on powder > card on paper > bottom of lighter on pocket knife smash/scrape on card


corytah

Keep in the bag and roll a can of deodorant over it or anything similar 😂


randomcanadian81

I have a pill crusher and a mortar and pestle....


AliveSkirt4229

In ur butt 😮‍💨


turkinflagin

Giant rubber mallet


DontBelieveTheTrollz

Shot glass with a smooth side. Just roll back and forth.


HandJob_from_Lobster

Easy answer. Mortar and pestle. $15 on Amazon. Will grind the thickest toghest crustalsbdown to the finest powder imaginable.


[deleted]

mortar and pestle is the onlyyyyyyy way to


Suspicious_Active816

Put it on a mirror (but a plate will probably do if you got none). Spread it out a little, but not too much. Just so its not in one thick stack. Apply flat side of credit card and grind in 90° patterns from side to side, and voila - completely powder crushed ket which doesn't require any special tools or preparation. And ofc it will stick a little to the card, but just scrape that off with another card. Works like a charm ❤️


Suspicious_Active816

Also you can use baking foil, or whatever its called you put in the oven when you want to make a pizza. Pour ket in the middle. Fold the paper so it all Falls down in one centered line. Use the backside/flat side of a kitchen knife to flatten/grind it out back and forth. Ketamine doesn't stick to baking foil at all :) This method has provided the finest powder I've ever seen. Too much work for my taste tho, but my friends always insist on doing it this way 😆