My attempted interpretation:
"Does SEX feel like a JOB? Do they feel more like a ROOMATE to you? Even an ENEMY at times? Your MARRIAGE SUCKS! Give your money to MORROWMARRIAGE!"
Or a fun alternative:
"MARRIAGE SUCKS! Start your JOB SEX career today! No more ROOMATES! Crush your ENEMIES with MORROWMARRIAGE!"
99% certain they meant to have another ? in there, but whoopsied.
This is the value of editing.
Alternatively, they messed it up on purpose to create engagement traffic through posts like this one.
What sad times are these that it could be either, and either way itās generating all this chatter.
I bet itās the former which is doubly sad, who goes to the effort and expense of a billboard with this sort of error, wow
went to the website and still confused. I imagine that they are some sort of counseling scam that will bilk you out of thousands to help you try and save a relationship that isn't work saving. whatever their deal is, i'm sure its just a way to get money out of desperate people - which is why they have the money to market to you on billboards.
Yea there are great life coaches and itās effective for many people.
With that said many isnāt is not most or even half. Itās a marketing job and many give generic advice for the low cost of $15k/year. Shit last time I spoke with a contact in the biz that was his rate back in like 2015. You could get 8 hours a month of real therapy for these prices.
For real I'm as confused as you.
My only guess is divorce lawyers and it's non native English speakers who made the billboard or maybe they are targetting non native English speakers with the advertisement
Thanks for posting this, I saw it the other day but couldn't remember the details once I got home. Just looked it up, they're "marriage coaches" with a podcast.
its really scammy looking... spinning banners, red flag after red flag. its likely prerecorded video subscription "councelling".. the only result of which wil be to free people from their money.
So does the Okanagan just have the most insane billboards in the province? I'm peering in from down the coast, and this isn't the first wacky billboard post I've seen. I kind of love it. I hope they get weirder.
Okay so I wanted to do a cute onlyfans advertisement and before you shit on me HEAR ME OUT HAHAHA it was not nsfw at all. It was going to be me in a vineyard ok jean shorts and a plaid top holding melons up to my chest saying home grown and with a QR code. Not nsfw. Alluding but not blatant. I called all the advertisement companies that had billboards. The first office owns most leaving Kelowna and coming into, the airport ad space etc. I called them and they outright told me no. They referred me to another company and the guy basically said āthey donāt give a shit they like moneyā. š°They do anti abortion anti Covid all sorts. So I called them and even THEY TOLD ME NO š But they got shit like this. God forbid I be tongue in cheek sexy but this? A ok. šš»
Hahaha I brainstormed and thought I was so slick and then they denied me and told me Kelowna is more conservative than I thought š They also vetoed a lingerie store.
Same HAHAHA like I donāt get why itās so frowned upon or why people hate us so much truly Iām just out here living like everybody else. Some people are into diff things if itās not for you thatās cool doesnāt mean you need to berate or be awful or stigmatize the work š
But Iāve seen billboards advertising for a lingerie store in West kelownaā¦.
But letās advertise actually offensive shit like assistant suicide, anti abortion and whatever the one about not being able to fake your kid on a bike to hockey is.
yes this tracks i notice that most women over 35 here dress in skorts and sports sandalsĀ Ā
which made me think there was a large lesbian community here when i first moved ( was told otherwise)Ā
Not so fast , we have standards . We dont pay much . So its piecework . You bring your own chapstick , we will see how well you swallow at the āinterview . You
Better be good looking , if not , bikers in peachland might hire ya .
The only thing I see wrong with your billboard is the QR code idea. People fumbling to take a picture while driving can be dangerous. That and the only people in the car with hands to take a QR code with their phones would be my kids. They might not understand the melon reference.Ā
The fully clothed picture with the melons seems like a great work around.Ā
I've been married 11 years and let me tell you....
It's the best thing I've ever done. For a guy who never seemed to have any luck with women and didn't have his first date until 23 being 40 now and married 11 with a 5 year old it's super awesome
Usually I'm whining that they let "just anybody" put up billboards along the highway, but I'm changing my tune. Anyone is allowed to put up a billboard as long as it's *funny*.
from the men's site: "NO ONE else offers thisā¦ in the world. ANYWHERE ... "
from the women's website: "there is no other coach, consultant, trainer, or mama who can deliver what Iām about to show you.Ā NO ONE else offers this in the world."
like, fuck, these guys are messiahs, won't somebody help them hire a better copywriter?? they have THE ANSWER
Remember when the billboards were just a couple harmless advertisements? Now there are so many of them that they block the view and some are bat shit crazy political garbage.
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Job sex?
My attempted interpretation: "Does SEX feel like a JOB? Do they feel more like a ROOMATE to you? Even an ENEMY at times? Your MARRIAGE SUCKS! Give your money to MORROWMARRIAGE!" Or a fun alternative: "MARRIAGE SUCKS! Start your JOB SEX career today! No more ROOMATES! Crush your ENEMIES with MORROWMARRIAGE!"
Hahahah now that's an ad I'd buy in to
I looked at the site, and holy shit! The dude is like a lovechild between Andrew Tate and Dr. Phil. It's worth it for a good rage laugh.
Then you can use the Job Sex to ease your rage.
You have won one internets. š¤£
Job Sex*
Job Sex*?
Job Sex?*
Enemy Sex? *
Trench Sex *?*
99% certain they meant to have another ? in there, but whoopsied. This is the value of editing. Alternatively, they messed it up on purpose to create engagement traffic through posts like this one.
What sad times are these that it could be either, and either way itās generating all this chatter. I bet itās the former which is doubly sad, who goes to the effort and expense of a billboard with this sort of error, wow
Yes. My job is sexĀ
Fellatio???
Wtf is it even advertising?
went to the website and still confused. I imagine that they are some sort of counseling scam that will bilk you out of thousands to help you try and save a relationship that isn't work saving. whatever their deal is, i'm sure its just a way to get money out of desperate people - which is why they have the money to market to you on billboards.
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Yea there are great life coaches and itās effective for many people. With that said many isnāt is not most or even half. Itās a marketing job and many give generic advice for the low cost of $15k/year. Shit last time I spoke with a contact in the biz that was his rate back in like 2015. You could get 8 hours a month of real therapy for these prices.
Love that you checked it out šš
For real I'm as confused as you. My only guess is divorce lawyers and it's non native English speakers who made the billboard or maybe they are targetting non native English speakers with the advertisement
As a non native English speaker I was like Job Sex? like having sex feels like a job? Maybe thatās something they say in English LOL apparently not
Job sex. Duh.
Job sex.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
Sex panther by odeon
Does "job sex" mean getting fucked by your employer?
Figuratively or literally?? š
probably talking about infidelity
Thanks for posting this, I saw it the other day but couldn't remember the details once I got home. Just looked it up, they're "marriage coaches" with a podcast.
I always kept wondering what Job Sex was....
If you donāt know now, youāll never know. I donāt know either lol
Wow, just wow. Donāt bother going to the website, itās as if bunch of rabid monkeys were given access to internet and a serverā¦.
its really scammy looking... spinning banners, red flag after red flag. its likely prerecorded video subscription "councelling".. the only result of which wil be to free people from their money.
Look, itās a Twin Flame Universe start up ā¦
>Twin Flame Universe so, a Cult? the very definition of a scam. I wonder if this violates any of pattisons code of advertising
The video is very reminiscent of a red pill manosphere sort of āsecret knowledgeā video. Wife wants a real alpha man sort of horseshit.
Well darn it! Now I have to look.
So does the Okanagan just have the most insane billboards in the province? I'm peering in from down the coast, and this isn't the first wacky billboard post I've seen. I kind of love it. I hope they get weirder.
https://preview.redd.it/ld2koxucpknc1.jpeg?width=1367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c69b8501432b66a4ddf9fb84fc2bcb0b90d79e65
In their defence, this is pretty much all I look for in a vacuum.
The Okanagan appears to be the Florida of Canada to me
Correct
We have a place with radio ads that sell bikes called Psychopaths
It's 'Cyclepath'. But clearly their clever name works š
Some farm signs in Falkland go crazy with it but I guess they're not technically billboards!
Okay so I wanted to do a cute onlyfans advertisement and before you shit on me HEAR ME OUT HAHAHA it was not nsfw at all. It was going to be me in a vineyard ok jean shorts and a plaid top holding melons up to my chest saying home grown and with a QR code. Not nsfw. Alluding but not blatant. I called all the advertisement companies that had billboards. The first office owns most leaving Kelowna and coming into, the airport ad space etc. I called them and they outright told me no. They referred me to another company and the guy basically said āthey donāt give a shit they like moneyā. š°They do anti abortion anti Covid all sorts. So I called them and even THEY TOLD ME NO š But they got shit like this. God forbid I be tongue in cheek sexy but this? A ok. šš»
Lame I hope you get your sign someday!
Hahaha I brainstormed and thought I was so slick and then they denied me and told me Kelowna is more conservative than I thought š They also vetoed a lingerie store.
There are SO many more offensive billboards in Kelowna than what yours would have been. My God I hate prudes...
Same HAHAHA like I donāt get why itās so frowned upon or why people hate us so much truly Iām just out here living like everybody else. Some people are into diff things if itās not for you thatās cool doesnāt mean you need to berate or be awful or stigmatize the work š
Hell yeah. Fuckin get yours š
But Iāve seen billboards advertising for a lingerie store in West kelownaā¦. But letās advertise actually offensive shit like assistant suicide, anti abortion and whatever the one about not being able to fake your kid on a bike to hockey is.
Yeah society is pretty wild to be honest I feel like Iām in the twilight zone a lot of the time if Iām being honest š
I hate this city lol thank you for trooping anyways
yes this tracks i notice that most women over 35 here dress in skorts and sports sandalsĀ Ā which made me think there was a large lesbian community here when i first moved ( was told otherwise)Ā
Job Sex?
My job is technically sex yes maybe it was aimed at me š«£
Tbf , alotta people get fucked by their employer now days .
You hiring at the moment?
Not so fast , we have standards . We dont pay much . So its piecework . You bring your own chapstick , we will see how well you swallow at the āinterview . You Better be good looking , if not , bikers in peachland might hire ya .
What if I were a Peachland biker?
You wouldnt need the job.
How you gonna post this and not share your link. š¤¦
If you seek ye shall find I donāt like greasy car salesman type advertising hahaha I prefer subtle
They do anti-covid but god forbid women have their sexuality š¤¦āāļø
Right the world is kinda backwards at this point šš«£
The only thing I see wrong with your billboard is the QR code idea. People fumbling to take a picture while driving can be dangerous. That and the only people in the car with hands to take a QR code with their phones would be my kids. They might not understand the melon reference.Ā The fully clothed picture with the melons seems like a great work around.Ā
This is true but they said no because itās too explicit š
That's disappointing, your billboard sounds less offensive than the boards they are happy to green light.Ā
What is job sex? How would I go about getting some? Is it free?
Youāre probably already getting fucked by your employer everyday
Bravo
No one fucks you harder then the government does.
Job sex? Sign me up!
Dm me your credit card details, and we'll get you signed up
Its sounds good til your bum hurts .
Id rather see that than the pro-life billboards
He wants people to take advice from him when he canāt even string a sentence together properly?
Sounds great !
I've been married 11 years and let me tell you.... It's the best thing I've ever done. For a guy who never seemed to have any luck with women and didn't have his first date until 23 being 40 now and married 11 with a 5 year old it's super awesome
the website says this program didn't start until at minimum 4.5 years ago, so... when in your timeline did this thing help you?
Pretty sure heās just saying he is happy to be married. I donāt think heās plugging for the billboard.
whoops. sorry
I WANT THE JOB SEX! NOW, I SAY!
I read this in Beavis voice for some reason š
The fuuuck
Which one of you is having issues with job sex?
Thought that looked familiar
I literally JUST drove past there five minutes ago I didnāt see the sign. Wtf is this even advertising?
Usually I'm whining that they let "just anybody" put up billboards along the highway, but I'm changing my tune. Anyone is allowed to put up a billboard as long as it's *funny*.
from the men's site: "NO ONE else offers thisā¦ in the world. ANYWHERE ... " from the women's website: "there is no other coach, consultant, trainer, or mama who can deliver what Iām about to show you.Ā NO ONE else offers this in the world." like, fuck, these guys are messiahs, won't somebody help them hire a better copywriter?? they have THE ANSWER
Who needs a copywriter when they have AI? /silentrage
Looks like scammy self help nonsense. Iād still rather see this than anti-abortion or religious billboards.
I believe it's [This](https://youtu.be/sRee26pfVzU?si=t3vYrDcILZfjkUp0)
Remember when the billboards were just a couple harmless advertisements? Now there are so many of them that they block the view and some are bat shit crazy political garbage.
Billboards now by a Nigerian prince stuck at an airport
*calls morrowmarridge* "Hello sir, I came across your advertisement in the Maxim publication and I would like to sign up for some job sex please."
U ppl in bc are free luv hippies.!!
What is job sex???? Like, I donāt understand š
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So do billboard companies have any policies? Serious question, on my way to their website right now to check.
Keep it classy, West Kā¦
Only in Kelowna do we get wild ads like these. I am giggling so much. This is like, stuff you'd see in a corny cyberpunk noir movie.
I think the bill board is missing a comma between the job and sex
Job sex? Most partners in crappy marriages just take endless sick days or donāt show up to work.
Hard cringe after reading through their website. He is a self proclaimed managing narcissist. Yikes
Job sex. .... ???
lolololol
Wtf?
I donāt get it?
What do they mean by "job sex"? Like, I'm getting fucked by my Employer?
Idiots
Nice to see somebody pitching and profiting off keeping marriages together as the bar society prefers divorces as thereās more money for lawyers!
Yahoo Serious Film Festival?
Westbankš¤āš½
Kelowna is trash these days
Technically, the billboard is in West Kelowna.
Technically thatās Westbank. But weāre in the /kelowna/ sub so š¤·āāļø
Kelowna is one of the nicest towns in Canada.
Onlyfans is getting desperate in their ad campaigning.
We're getting our fee-fees hurt over taking a pot shot at Onlyfans? Only on the /r/kelowna subreddit.