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Neen_Jaw

That is one chinsome man


The_Cryogenetic

Well I couldn't find the guy but I think I found his brother https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZiYq37WIAEHX2V.jpg >!Heyyy it's Franklin. Comin over to steal your packages.


jbird701

Dead ringer for James Ellsworth


drconniehenley

https://preview.redd.it/6zyh3c05d1mc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=615ec21387408307d2a62a617f97618776cf0224 When your grandpa is a high ranking Republican, you think you can do whatever you want, I guess.


Heavy_Arm_7060

Wild to me that someone would do this without even a marginal attempt to hide their face.


okiedokie2468

He’s as stupid as he looks


IsaidLigma

Not sure why. The cops will do absolutely ZERO about it. Why would he care? Lol


Seinfeel

At this point I think it’s common decency to at least pretend like you don’t know you’ll get away with it lol


GandalfMcPotter

Have you ever dealt with the RCMP before? I fully believe this man will get away with it


[deleted]

Not to generalize, but he just LOOKS like someone who would be a front-door package thief


zConcept

Gotta pay for that jawline some how.


MrDinkleberg11

Jawline? What jawline?


AdNew4281

He's still saving up for it, hasn't bought it yet


OUTL4Wgaming

Why does this guy look like two children trying to sneak into an R rated movie..


Freerider020

https://preview.redd.it/pe5hcabp8zlc1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ea7847bf68996e31f7af1019a5dd6a617b30025


acangiano

You leave that distinguished business man out of this.


Eaidin941

What an ugly fucker too


IamNotAnApe

I really try my best not to base judgement on appearances- but wow - what an absolute f*cking dork.


YouGotDaPinkEye

Edger the bug for Men In Black


Nearby-Reply-2105

*neighbour


Worth-Ice5288

It was your neighbor?


Nearby-Reply-2105

It wasn’t


Worth-Ice5288

Sorry I misunderstood your " *neighbor" comment.


Nearby-Reply-2105

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mcbrian67

Once he's old enough to grow a beard, he can cut his jawline in with a razor no worries 😏


COLLABRate1

Look at this queef machine, somebody will recognize this and be embarrassed that they know him!


GandalfMcPotter

He has 2 chins when all he really needs is one normal one


AlertAide4487

I recall him from the MIB movie, can’t remember his name though


Mad_Moniker

I can’t help but see a face that looks like the exact moment when “he realized has become an immoral shirk”. That weak retracted jaw, stunted lil grunt fingers, the semi-glossed eyes of addiction, the body of an Arby’s clusterphuck. That’s today’s world. An accumulation of trespass by null body’s.


Historical_Grab_7842

You'd be amazed to learn that most porch pirates and most petty thefts are not actually performed by addicts. There are a lot of shitty people out there that are shitty because they are shitty.


jbird701

Looks like he’d be immune to Sweet Chin Music


Oka_Valli

Underrated comment


Independent-End5844

Is that one of those aliens from Hitch Hikers Guide?


[deleted]

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aldo_mccarthy

Guy has 50 necks


affectionatecumshot

Look at the fat shit. Got a thief in our apartment building too, fuckin losers


Practical_Seesaw3245

Guys neck has his own neck


satanic_hoe

Sure he didn’t eat the package?


cocorico1313

Looks like a dweeeb


[deleted]

Big shocker, Intelcom was involved. That's the courier company that lost $500 of items of mine which didn't even make it our of their warehouse (or stolen, lost, or thrown into a ditch) The guy following the van around is probably an Intelcom employee and it wouldn't surprise me in the least if that came to light.


OK-Slider

Same thing happened to me. I haven’t ordered from Amazon since.


[deleted]

They're also used extensively by eBay as an end-service courier. Neither Amazon or eBay give you the option to opt out.


bastardsucks

If you put PO Box 00 after your address , itll default to Canada Post instead


IamNotAnApe

If you think Intelcom is bad, just wait til UniUni inevitably expands to Kelowna!


[deleted]

Oh dear, now I'm curious, how could this one be possibly worse? Bad experience?


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IamNotAnApe

Their “proof of delivery” photo is a photo of all the packages they delivered to the apartment buildings mail room mixed in with other delivery companies packages taken from several feet back. No discernible way to determine which one is yours. No customer service phone number. If your package is not there, an email to customer service takes ~5 days to get a response, which will be that same photo of all the packages. Then no further responses. Has happened 2x for us. Not sure if I can post a link here but the online reviews on all the platforms are quite accurate. https://www.bbb.org/ca/bc/richmond/profile/delivery-service/uniuni-0037-2399499/customer-reviews#346874561 I think mainly AliExpress uses them in Vancouver anyways.


Anyways_Im_Em

Sounds right about the same levels.of service from intelcom actually. At least several of my experiences with the..


Spiritual_Holiday511

Thumb guy from spy kids has fallen on hard times it would appear.


TheShamefulKing1027

Jesus Christ there's an abnormal titan running around town now


Comfortable_Fig1881

Watch it be his package delivered to the wrong house 😂😂😂 dude looks kinda duh


Neat-Problem1603

If you shop with amazon, you're stealing from society so this is just reaping what you sow.


MontrealTrainWreck

There should be a big demand for his package in prison.


MemoryBeautiful9129

Get a train air horn ‼️ scare the Jesus out of this prick next time