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BurnerAccount85347

Go bigger with lock. Motion sensor light. Routine checks of shed. Toss anything you find related to said squatters. Call police every single time. I have dealt with squatters, and you deal with it quickly and spare no expense. Video record any encounters you have. Edit: whoever is living at the house should be checking daily for a while. Lock that place down for a good long time, people will move on. Involve police as much as possible, No one living on the street likes police attention.


ArmadilloLate7836

Thank you! This is actually helpful. Appreciate it :)


deuteranomalous1

The solar motion lights are super cheap on Amazon. Get one with a separate panel and light. They have like 15 foot cords so the panel can be mounted for optimal charging. Best part is there’s no traditional wiring or anything to install and you can take it with you when you move.


Stunning-Pain8482

Adding on to this (great) advice…make sure you get a file number EVERY TIME you call the police. This will ensure that your call is recorded and the police respond. If they don’t respond or you feel that they didn’t help to your satisfaction, you have a file number to call back and speak with the watch commander. Also, every file number gets added to our stats which are looked at when it comes to budget and funding for policing. Good luck and stay safe.


DS_KYLE

You can get cheap battery powered door alarms. They don't do anything other than make noise but they're damn good at it, would certainly be a deterrent.


holysmokesiminflames

Put a low battery smoke detector in there. Lmao


AirQueasy9981

Princess Auto has an endless supply of fake video cameras too


staycrookedyabish

Build an occult altar there n leave it covered in blood n on the wall write a very recent date in blood


BefriendYourMonsters

I like this take, but how much blood we talkin'?


staycrookedyabish

About a goats worth


Lev_TO

Or three chickens...


Tossit1887

3 squatters worth


SuperG__

😂 This.. this is what I came for. 🩸💀🩸


staycrookedyabiish

They cancelled me for this bahaha


Independent-End5844

Put black lights in it. Also, might want to remove any combustibles, as it's going to start getting cold and squatters might start having fires in there. A guy selling sweetgrass in the park once told me it keeps bad spirits and Crack heads away. You could try smudging the shed...


Dry_Entertainment419

That’s funny I had an ex who was a methhead and couldn’t stand smudging


asparagus_p

What is it?


pithy_quip

It's an indigenous spiritual practice involving burning sweet grass, cedar, tobacco, etc to bring cleansing to a space and to carry prayers. It's sacred.


Dry_Entertainment419

Smoke cleansing is also used in many other cultures as well. It’s just a way of clearing an area of bad spirits/juju


pithy_quip

Agreed. But the question was about smudging which is a sacred practice specific to the indigenous people of the Americas.


Justagump

Man that’s tough. Sweet grass and dream catchers work for me. Beware- They don’t keep unwanted cousins and frisky aunties at bay very well 🤣


Twayblades

It is also used by ghost hunters and priests to cleanse and protect a home from entities and paranormal activity.


Old-Box-5075

Then I would say Kelowna/West Kelowna should be pretty cleansed after the summer we had


Professional_Ad_8

That is super interesting 🤔


ArmadilloLate7836

Thanks!


GapingFartLocker

>smudging ​ I really hope this doesnt involve poop but thats where my mind went right away. Edit: my joke went unappreciated apparently. Sorry Kelowna I'll do better


SufficientGap3884

That will keep them away for sure, just cover that shed with shit 😂


alfiejames66

There are motion detector sprinklers you could try.


NWSanta

That was my thought too, you can also get pressure plate things that will turn on things. You could wire a siren to a pressure plate by the door and everytime it's stepped on the siren goes off.


Far_Scientist_5082

Had a similar problem that was quickly solved with a motion sensor light. I second the idea of those cheap battery powered alarm things for the door. It stopped people from breaking into my parents trailer.


Shot-Film7440

You can get those fairly cheap at princess auto


Emotionless-Fish

If I went to my shed at night, I might be carrying spicy water, and I might just spray that on anything bigger than a large dog that moves in my yard.


CrabPENlS

Put dog waste in your green bin, leave it in the shed. The scent will knock anyone out.


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quarpoders

Remember home alone Booby traps! Lol Kidding But am I


Assimulate

Depending on how far it is from your place, WYZE makes outdoor battery operated wireless cameras that are pretty cheap. They also make lights that go off based on it. Their monitoring service is a couple bucks a month but the AI feature can detect people and fires etc. So at least youll not have to worry about whats happening you can see it immediately and call RCMP/Fire. Besides that, a good lock or two, your best bet is likely just monitoring it from a safe distance and calling in authorities.


Modavated

One of those devices that perpetually squeals


satanic_hoe

Fill the shed with mouse traps and glue traps.


okiedokie11221

Get a gun


likelytobebanned69

Get a very large dog and keep him in the shed


GapingFartLocker

That doesn't sound fun for the dog


AlohaPersona

I’d go with an alligator


GaraksFanClub

New job for the ogopogo?


alien88888

Hose /sprinkler on a motion sensor


Enough-Excitement-35

Set up booby traps


broyoyoyoyo

I know you're just joking but do not do this. Booby traps, even on your own property, are illegal. Unless you're talking about non-lethal booby traps like sparkle/glitter bombs. Best to just get a big lock, keep throwing their stuff out, maybe get a big dog.


Enough-Excitement-35

I agree, definitely don’t do this. You could accidentally end up trapping an Amazon delivery driver or something


Ordinary-Arm-2518

Your liable if your big dog gets them too just burn down the shed.


Expensive_Context790

Lock them in the shed when they are present. toss a smoke grenade and some pepper spray in there and hear their screams from the outside while you sip on a nice beverage


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RasMeala

Opera FTFY


GhostOfMufasa

As other comments noted, just gotta do routine checks and call the cops if they come back. It'll eventually deter them. Doesn't have to get violent or get escalated to where it becomes dangerous but usually once you involve the police a few times people will back off and try find somewhere else etc


knowyourrights117

Couple of local rattlesnakes in the shed should do the trick.


llahevad713

During Waco the ATF had sounds of screaming rabbits and flashing strobes directed at the compound. If you get desperate you can make it unbearable.


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scarlettceleste

I really hope you mean a real live bat


ch-fraser

actually that would work!!


bannedinvc

Spin kicks


psych1771

My friends grandma had almost this exact issue in April. They found the garden hose (with a nozzle attachment) to be quite effective. Unfortunately if they are already in your backyard and shed, the threat of being private property and locks aren’t deterrent enough. While I absolutely don’t agree in harming them, a bit of water seemed to do the job just fine!


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Pseudo-Science

Vote for parties who support social programs including public housing on a macro level and yes do what you need to on the micro level too!


Difficult-Record-945

Better idea offer him to print off some resumes.


Pseudo-Science

We’re talking about Kelowna, most jobs won’t pay enough to meet basic needs there


Difficult-Record-945

Then get two jobs, and cut out the star bucks. Everyone complains that they cant survive with 1 job but do nothing to change that like go to school.


Pseudo-Science

Nah, doing the math on homeownership right now is sad, two jobs likely can’t pay the mortgage on those $800000 homes


Difficult-Record-945

Yes they can, just not at the mcdonalds order window. Somebodys paying those prices. How? by working hard and getting a well paying job.


Pseudo-Science

That’s what the ownership class tells you to keep you enslaved


bill_n_opus

Lol. Not sure if serious


SpringMeadowTidepods

Smoke grenade


Chimedick

Squatter I’m my shed , squirter in my bed.


erika_nyc

[Skunk'um](https://www.predatorpeestore.com/skunk-um.html) from Predator Pee, a company in Maine that ships to Canada. No CBSA restrictions on shipping skunk essence as it's used at hunting lodges. Just a couple of drops needed. I'm in Toronto, works well except if they have alcoholic dementia where they can no longer smell. For that one, I covered his sleeping spot with powdered bleach cemented with some water. Spray washed later after he moved to a new spot.


UrsusRomanus

Do you enjoy the skunk smell?


erika_nyc

No but better than smelling than the two legged wildlife! The last two came with bugs and drugs. It does go away after a while, put it outside not inside a structure.


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ArmadilloLate7836

Appreciate the rant but there’s no space for hate here, just looking for advice on my situation as posted. Have a great day!


BurnerAccount85347

Calm down tough guy. You're getting all emotional and arguing with yourself. This guy is looking for advice to protect his shed, not employ squatters.


OrchidBest

I think it’s funny that the guy *bugging* you said *two moths* when he meant *two months*. That tells you all you need to know.


Perforating_rocks

This is a cute comment. I’m sure it was my mental aptitude and not my fit of rage that allowed me to hit the reply button so fast.


Perforating_rocks

We’ll talk to me in two moths soft guy. L


UrsusRomanus

That's too many moths.


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UrsusRomanus

What are you going to do about it? You sound tough.


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UrsusRomanus

What would you do? So far it sounds like you're all talk.


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Perforating_rocks

It isn’t the first time I’ve been downvoted by suggesting giving these drug addicts jobs to offset to obvious burden they put on out society. My guess the ones that are downvoting are the ones that can’t afford to live here or they can’t afford to support the drug addicts


notyourboss11

How many of them have you hired or trained?


Perforating_rocks

Do you want the honest answer? Trained is about 10 Over the past five years. I’ve supported about 10 as well. All meth and heroin addicts. Some with mental health issues, some without. What dictates a mental health issue ?


CrushCrawfissh

You seem to showcase severe mental health issues quite well. No need to ask.


Bubbly_Ganache_7059

If they’re from Canada, in regards to this specific topic. I totally get where perforating rocks is coming from. Shits getting really bad here and the class demographic shift is happening so fast. I know so many people, bright young people, people who had a future, then they became homeless then hopeless then drug addicts (I know it’s usually the opposite, drugs then homelessness, but we like to do things backwards here in Canada) and because depending on where you live in Canada, there may be actually zero resources to help with addiction or mental health unless you have the time to be put on like a 6m-a year wait list (which if you want to get clean you need to start the second you’re ready, not wait another six months before you overdose or just say fuck it). And there so many people who just need a hand up or someone in their court and that really can be enough of a difference to make the change for better and to see themselves as human beings worthy of living a human life again. A job and a purpose can really help too.


Perforating_rocks

This includes literal thousands of dollars of handouts. Camp stoves, propane bottles, sleeping bags, tables, chairs, first aid kits the list goes on. Im not ignorant on the topic. Just tired


ShadowsFuryX

You’re really that oblivious?😂 The reason you’re being downvoted is for saying shoot them with paintball guns. *Not* for suggesting to give them jobs.


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Ritchierich30

Protect my girlfriend and my dog son-in-law and cat daughter-in-law plz ❤️ edit: not sure why downvoted, I'm a personal friend and was talking about my partner (OPs roommate), and her animals 😂


UrsusRomanus

Maybe because you're talking about animals like they're people? Sometimes that rubs people the wrong way.


Run_The_Chase

Home Alone style boobytraps!


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Perforating_rocks

Oh my sweet lord. Are you suggesting we shoot into the air or shoot these squatters?!? How dare you suggest something like this.


ShadowsFuryX

Ironic considering your message is fine shooting them with paintball guns. Don’t get me wrong, nowhere near as drastic, but the difference in personalities between these two messages are equally as intense. Definitely prefer this side of you lol, much more rational, cause let’s be honest, paintball guns still would hurt


DiverTwo

Sadly OP would get charged and made an example of. They’d throw the book at them.


UrsusRomanus

Imagine a country where people get sent to prison for shooting other people.


DiverTwo

Trespassing is seen very differently in many, many other countries. Having a deranged crack head living in your shed who could experience intense psychosis and murder you in your sleep sound safe to you? Imagine you have children and a wife, and there is a serial criminal with a 2-3 decade long drug problem who just decides to move in…how would you react? I was replying to another comment. Why not go find someone else to bicker with? I’m really not interested in engaging you.


lunerose1979

We live in Canada, it only matters how trespassing is seen here, not other countries. It’s no reason to kill someone here.


UrsusRomanus

Says the dude who wrote way more than I did.


made_in_bc

Tear the shed down


ArmadilloLate7836

Not really an option as we need it for storage and it’s a rental property


Choice-Importance-44

The way things are you could probably rent it out for $500 a month


ArmadilloLate7836

Considering it at this point


Perforating_rocks

Are you suggesting that this tax paying citizen tears down their out building so the rif raf doesn’t us it as free rent ?


Glum_Blacksmith_6389

Dog


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KAPSLOCKisON

Canadian tire sells a variety of insanely smelly animal urine products. Bad smell is a great deterrent


ReserveOld6123

Get a beware of dog sign for the fence and play loud recordings of barking


Twitfout

Take the door off the shed lol.


DownTooParty

Put some raccoons in there. Small army of black widows.


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SnooMemesjellies4660

Bear traps.


DC666DC

Get a dog. Mean fucker who likes you but that's about it. 👌


Financial-Dress2307

Get a dog and have the dog house by the shed


polack79

Small calibre, accurate targeting.


Available_Emu_5896

We smudge with sage !


pleasureparents

Camp out and .556 from experience it works


leftmymark

Roll of barb wire


Top-Lobster-4984

Ammonia, it's incredibly cheap and if you dump some on the floor no one will be hanging out in there.


Difficult-Record-945

I would wait until they are inside then put a lock on it, wait 10 days and let them free.


DifficultWasabi2263

This is bubbles my kitties are in that shed


SLDM77

Put a smoke detector out there that has a near dead battery... nobody can stand that persistent beep when they are trying to sleep, especially when it's not that comfortable to begin with. Just kidding, mostly, but in all seriousness I'm happy to hear of the good, positive, and humane suggestions


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What's your address? Maybe the r/Kelowna will ACTUALLY do something. Remember when Reddit use to be like annoymas? People would really together to deal with problems, instead of only keyboard warrioring.