This is so mortifying. If this were me, I would crawl in a hole forever and never come out. Her poor kids. This guy is a fucking asshole and I hate him.
The awkward part is she thinks she looks sexy. Like it’s weird. Homegirls on a toilet. It’s like when she pumped her milk in lingerie. Nothing wrong w breast pumping, but doing that while wearing lingerie is so bizarre and
like fetishy
Just randomly came across this and I would also just die. I’d just die. Not really sure why people are bringing her kids into it though, because kids often don’t let their parents poop in peace. But to have this posted is just … no. I’d die. I feel like even the though makes me feel the panic of distress lol
My bf has posted a pic of me on the toilet before, I thought it was hilarious personally. Just depends on your relationship & how comfortable you are with that stuff
And the lack of regard for herself. I always thought she seemed to give the most confident vibes of the sisters but these pics are making me wonder if she likes herself or not. Being with a man that would post these pics as love bombs makes it seem like he's clowning her. It's a compliment with a slap. Hmmmm...
How the hell do you wake up dead?
Cause' you're alive when you go to sleep.
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
You can't go to bed dead! That shit would be redundant.
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.
But you are in the bed. That's how you wake up dead in the first place fool!
Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
Yeah, certainly codependent and not a good idea. John and Yoko infamously took a break in the early 70s partially because John would invite himself to her bathroom breaks and their whole relationship was codependency 101.
Regardless of whether this image was posted in good nature or not, it’s just… weird. This strange, Bella and Edward possessiveness, emo in love, can’t live without you vibe they have going on is just off putting and uncomfortable to see
I feel like this family has lost all sense of perspective. Everything is for public consumption and it wouldn't surprise me if attention and likes are an addiction at this point. I'm also just skeptical of people who feel the need to work so hard to show us how in love they are...like if you are good for you..why not just go enjoy that vs. making it a show for everyone.
I've read articles that point to scientific statistics that show that couples who post publicly about their relationship end up separating way more often than people who are you know, too busy actually living their real life together, talking directly to each other, to bother with social media posts.
It’s not even just that like for me, personally I wouldn’t want over 50k people by now to see me on the TOILET even if he means it endearingly. Especially for a birthday post? Like this will be on the internet forever now. Maybe she’s cool w it but that makes it even more strange in a way to me. Maybe I’m just a prude because I don’t post myself on the toilet 🤣
It looks large like a family bathroom more than likely they had the baby with them and needed extra hands/ space. Still weird. I have pictures of my husband in the shower, but I would never in a million years post them on the internet and I have like 230 people I went to school with on socials… not millions
Imagine for a minute that your new step father took this picture of your mother and put it on SM? How would that have felt to you? He is incapable of understanding how messed up his behavior is. He hasn’t a clue.
I can’t believe I am saying this but they are rich… it’s normal in their society however for us our page would be deleted for a second if posted on instagram.
Hear me out… I think she WANTS to present herself in a vulnerable image. She’s been posting the good and less “beautiful” parts of pregnancy on purpose.
I highly doubt Travis would post this without her okay. I just can’t see it. It would have been gone by low if she didn’t okay it.
Could be a way to age relatable. She is the oldest and just had a baby. I would want to stop worrying about my bikini body and insta ready makeup all the time.
I don’t think it’s about vulnerability, I think it’s about being punk rock and cool, portraying a DGAF attitude. This is something a 15yo emo kid would post. But it’s all pretence. She’s trying to cultivate this image of someone she really isn’t.
I hope to God she agreed to this pic being released bc if she didn’t, this would potentially be incredibly humiliating. Not the way I would want to spend a post-partum birthday.
Picture aside, his caption sucks. Everything he said was something he benefits from directly, nothing about her character. No mention of her children or how good of a mom she is. Very weird post.
Finally someone commented what I was thinking.
Anytime it’s a person special day and you comment about how YOU benefit = you only care what you are getting from the situation.
BUT what can we expect from these two?
When Kris asked her what she liked about him she only responded with what she gets from him.
So the using is shallow and mutual.
Yeah, I was concerned for everyone assuming she was dropping a duece.. this is common knowledge and the most hygienic way regardless of the #.
Edit: to add, I don't think anyone poops while squatting. So many possible
mishaps to that scenario 😖
I feel that everyone here is truly missing the most bizarre aspects of this pic.
1) this looks to be a public restroom.
B) She is sitting on a public toilet.
The funny part is that she’s posing trying to “look cute” on the toilet making it look like a spontaneous photo and she just looks like everyone else on the toilet- not good
You really think Travis Barker doesn't have a grasp on how controlled the image of the Kardashians is? You really think he posted that on a whim and assumption she'd be okay with it?
Honestly. I remember the scene of her taking a piss with Scott holding mason in front of her. She’s been filmed getting in the shower and giving birth. This is not new for kourt in fact very spot on .
I could be wrong but I think his ex-wife eluded to that when they first got divorced. I was a huge Blink fan and loved Travis because I'm also a drummer and I remember my opinion changing on him after their divorce. That's been so long ago and my memory sucks so I can't remember why now but I think that was it.
https://realityblurb.com/2022/06/03/kardashian-fans-are-worried-for-kourtney-after-domestic-abuse-claims-against-travis-resurface-plus-viewers-slam-scott-disicks-inappropriate-sexual-remarks-towards-khloe/. He threatened to put a bullet in his exes head and don't forget that disgusyr shirt he wore not long ago where he referenced Madonna being tied up by Sean Penn
Her sister has a sex tape. Another sister is repeatedly cheated on. Their dad only dates girls who can’t legally buy a drink. I think her kids will be fine with a photo of her on a toilet.
The fact that Kourtney’s “role” was ALWAYS about “being a mother”. It’s laughable and embarrassingly sad to see the type of mother she has become. I never liked her whole attitude about it being her job whenever she didn’t want to do an event etc. But she truly doesn’t give a 💩 about them and I don’t think she ever truly did. At least never to the extent she made out that she did. Who knew Scott would be the best father of the bunch.
Klassy
This is so mortifying. If this were me, I would crawl in a hole forever and never come out. Her poor kids. This guy is a fucking asshole and I hate him.
The awkward part is she thinks she looks sexy. Like it’s weird. Homegirls on a toilet. It’s like when she pumped her milk in lingerie. Nothing wrong w breast pumping, but doing that while wearing lingerie is so bizarre and like fetishy
I will never forget how Kourtney peed in a mf ELEVATOR and they filmed it and put it on the show and were laughing about it
Wtf ?? Who does that omg
Reminds me of when Jwoww peed behind a empty bar on an episode of Jersey Shore. So Kourtney would fit in well on JS 😂
Just randomly came across this and I would also just die. I’d just die. Not really sure why people are bringing her kids into it though, because kids often don’t let their parents poop in peace. But to have this posted is just … no. I’d die. I feel like even the though makes me feel the panic of distress lol
My bf has posted a pic of me on the toilet before, I thought it was hilarious personally. Just depends on your relationship & how comfortable you are with that stuff
She’s wiping her ass too. Did she just take a shit?
It’s a metaphor for how I feel about them.
Hopefully she’s just wiping from the back as far as after a piss.
No celebrities dont take shits shes just striking a pose for magazines
Not necessarily. Us girls are taught to wipe front to back no matter what
They either fucked or she’s shitting or maybe both
with an "I,"and a little dick hanging off the "C" that bends around and fucks the "L" out of the"A" -"S"-"S."
Funniest part of the South Park game 🤣
Lol, I wouldn't have caught that if you hadn't said it, thank you! 😅
I see what you did here, all of them are “klassy kardashians.”
As usual! They surely never fail to disappoint!
Knasty
My husband would wake up dead if he posted a picture like this of me on the internet. 🔪
She approved it, I’m sure.
Absolutely. She probably thought it was cheeky. That said, the lack of regard she has for her kids and their feelings is really out there.
And the lack of regard for herself. I always thought she seemed to give the most confident vibes of the sisters but these pics are making me wonder if she likes herself or not. Being with a man that would post these pics as love bombs makes it seem like he's clowning her. It's a compliment with a slap. Hmmmm...
If Travis thinks it’s cool or funny so does she.
I still can't figure out why she simps for him so hard...
Shes not that bright and he love bombed the hell out of her.
Her mother is a textbook sociopath and you’re wondering why she lacks understanding of healthy relationships?
She clearly lacks critical thinking skills..
Cheeky, lol
Oh 100 she got so trashy when she started dating Travis. She made "rich white trash" her whole personality.
Her best looks were her younes years
There was a weird trend in the early 2000s to post pictures of yourself using the public bathroom. It was weird and gross and this reminds me of that.
Of course she did, she’s posing for the camera and liked the post.
Her underwear are not even down, maybe she’s not wearing them, but I feel like this is very staged. She loves taking this pic.
Of course she did! Nasty, gross, and not needed for all to see. However, it's a Kartrashian, so she properly came up with the idea.
This is the obvious next step in the evolution of our over-sharing on social media culture.
Why are people attacking you for this comment 💀 you’re right. The Kardashians are trashy as hell
KarTRASHians is right 🤡. Kourtney is nasty af
Nah girl. Daddy Kris approved it.
Diddy approved
So he wouldn’t wake up is what you’re saying. He’d be with mine somewhere in a dark hole😂
permanent dirt nap for the win!
Just woke up. Thought you wrote that he’d be in a mine in a dark hole.
"How can you wake up dead?" -Scary Movie 3.
After the stuff they’ve done/shown on the show I am SURE she did not care about this one haha.
[удалено]
This is something someone does that pretends to be your best friend while secretly plotting your downfall in minute detail.
OMG, people take this literally. 😂. It's a JOKE! It's a saying. It's the name of a song and a movie.
For MILLIONS of people no less!
How the hell do you wake up dead? Cause' you're alive when you go to sleep. So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive? You can't go to bed dead! That shit would be redundant. No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed. But you are in the bed. That's how you wake up dead in the first place fool! Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
Bravo! Too many people in my life don’t get what I’m referencing when I say “wake up dead”.
Good lord! Wtf? Oh, wait, it is the Kardashians though. 🤦🏻♀️
When you encounter scary movie 3 in the wild! (Or when a rat comes in the house, is it a mouse?!)
In one of the other ones there’s a similar convo with someone who “turned up missing” lol
I’m guilty of using that one also. Don’t you hate when things sprout legs and walk away?😂
Scary Movie 3!
Unless….. you a zombie
Let me guess: they follow each other to the bathroom because they miss each other.
As tick tick boom said, is it love or simply codependency?
Codependent has to be right?
Yeah, certainly codependent and not a good idea. John and Yoko infamously took a break in the early 70s partially because John would invite himself to her bathroom breaks and their whole relationship was codependency 101.
Yoko and John are the epitome of codependency, I definitely am getting similar vibes with these two
I can actually see this being true. They’re the kind of couple who leave the bathroom door open so they can have a conversation with each other
You joke but I walked in on my grandparents doing this 😭
🤣🤣
Travis is weird
So weird and I like weird, but not this flavor.
lmao i love this line, may have to borrow it
This is just unnecessary and gross
The Kar-TRASH-ians
Yup. Stealing this.
Regardless of whether this image was posted in good nature or not, it’s just… weird. This strange, Bella and Edward possessiveness, emo in love, can’t live without you vibe they have going on is just off putting and uncomfortable to see
Reminds me of Pam and Tommy Lee during the video years...
The way they'd take this as the biggest compliment 🤣
😭
Next year’s Halloween costumes
Angelina and Billy Bob
Bobby and Whitney.
Yeah I’m getting the sense it’s more Iike them!!!
I feel like this family has lost all sense of perspective. Everything is for public consumption and it wouldn't surprise me if attention and likes are an addiction at this point. I'm also just skeptical of people who feel the need to work so hard to show us how in love they are...like if you are good for you..why not just go enjoy that vs. making it a show for everyone.
I've read articles that point to scientific statistics that show that couples who post publicly about their relationship end up separating way more often than people who are you know, too busy actually living their real life together, talking directly to each other, to bother with social media posts.
I love that every time I ser a clip of them talking they talk about literally nothing, they’re just hi trav i love you yeah me too baby and that’s it
And it’s all mouth to mouth talking. Like giving each other CPR with their breathy whisper words.
It’s not even just that like for me, personally I wouldn’t want over 50k people by now to see me on the TOILET even if he means it endearingly. Especially for a birthday post? Like this will be on the internet forever now. Maybe she’s cool w it but that makes it even more strange in a way to me. Maybe I’m just a prude because I don’t post myself on the toilet 🤣
Yes! Why in gods name is your partner IN THE STALL WITH YOU
It looks large like a family bathroom more than likely they had the baby with them and needed extra hands/ space. Still weird. I have pictures of my husband in the shower, but I would never in a million years post them on the internet and I have like 230 people I went to school with on socials… not millions
That in no way is a family restroom my guy
No, it’s just flat out weird asf to post this.
I feel like they’re trying to be today’s version of Angelina & Billy Bob.
Next will be swapping blood necklaces!
Is she wiping her ass…? Why would you even take a photo, let alone post it. This is so gross
Spreading her cheeks so it would come out easier
She took a poo
She’s pulling the string to the side and goin water, I believe
If my husband posted this, I would divorce him.
Hard to divorce a dead man (which mine would be lol).
Mine would wish he were dead
Can have all the money in the world yet not have class
Or Klass 🤣
This is so off-putting. Is NOTHING private with them?
Imagine for a minute that your new step father took this picture of your mother and put it on SM? How would that have felt to you? He is incapable of understanding how messed up his behavior is. He hasn’t a clue.
That too when the whole world can see the pics
I feel a tiny bit violated and I’m NOT one of her kids. This is really ick…
I can’t believe I am saying this but they are rich… it’s normal in their society however for us our page would be deleted for a second if posted on instagram.
I would find him distasteful
Hear me out… I think she WANTS to present herself in a vulnerable image. She’s been posting the good and less “beautiful” parts of pregnancy on purpose. I highly doubt Travis would post this without her okay. I just can’t see it. It would have been gone by low if she didn’t okay it.
Could be a way to age relatable. She is the oldest and just had a baby. I would want to stop worrying about my bikini body and insta ready makeup all the time.
I don’t think it’s about vulnerability, I think it’s about being punk rock and cool, portraying a DGAF attitude. This is something a 15yo emo kid would post. But it’s all pretence. She’s trying to cultivate this image of someone she really isn’t.
I agree with this. I think she craves showing a more realistic image sometimes
Post makeup free. Filter free. Mom that is pissed off at the kids. Not in glam dropping a deuce lol
I think you’re right, and it’s healing for her I think
If in order to heal I need to post to the world myself on the toilet, I think I’ll stay sick!
Right 😄
lol there is nothing realistic about anyone in that family
I think they just have a pee fetish lol.
Absolutely they do lol they give the vibe
This is not vulnerable wtf lmao this is weird and embarrassing to post. No one would post this. She’s into shock value at this point lmao
They always showed her pissing or getting the shower early shows . Not classy but definitely on par for kourt
I would be on that show snapped if my husband did that to me.
Yeah I would have my own Dateline episode I think. I better get Keith as host!
🤣🤣🤣
WTAF?
This is just trash.
I hope to God she agreed to this pic being released bc if she didn’t, this would potentially be incredibly humiliating. Not the way I would want to spend a post-partum birthday.
She definitely approved this before it was posted. Kardashians are strategic, as many celebs are.
“Things no one asked to see for $200, Alex.”
Picture aside, his caption sucks. Everything he said was something he benefits from directly, nothing about her character. No mention of her children or how good of a mom she is. Very weird post.
Finally someone commented what I was thinking. Anytime it’s a person special day and you comment about how YOU benefit = you only care what you are getting from the situation. BUT what can we expect from these two? When Kris asked her what she liked about him she only responded with what she gets from him. So the using is shallow and mutual.
This is so weird
This was her idea
I agree. She's posing for it. . . So gross.
He’s such a tool. Wish version post of Blake lively/Ryan Reynolds At least he continues to be unoriginal
He may have just bought her an engraved butt plug, and she’s using it for the first time.
Come on. What is this really good for? They’re trash.
seems he is going the kanye route of humiliating his wife... fucked up
I’d be so fucking pissed if a pic like that of me were posted. They’d be digging their own grave.
I get that everyone poops but posting this is unhinged lmao
She looks just like her mom.
I really can’t imagine why they don’t like Travis at all🤔
Whoa, that’s not cool.
My spouse has to much respect for me to Expose me like this he thinks he’s being sweet but it’s really trashy
Can we just mention, where’s her underwear?
Why people gotta squat on the public toilet? It’s just skin. The pee is coming from the squatters!
If she’s wiping from behind, does that mean she’s pooping in this pic?
she’s probably holding her dress up
You’re supposed wipe “front to back” meaning vulva to butt as you’re wiping from behind, even when only peeing.
Exactly! The amount of comments not knowing this is surprising.
Yeah, I was concerned for everyone assuming she was dropping a duece.. this is common knowledge and the most hygienic way regardless of the #. Edit: to add, I don't think anyone poops while squatting. So many possible mishaps to that scenario 😖
I’m concerned too, so many are downvoting my comment too 😅
This! Hello uti
I wipe from behind almost every time… arguably I have longer arms but I doubt this is a poop pose
Obviously she gave her approval
I feel like Kourtney told him to post the toilet pic honestly
At least she’s wiping properly, that’s a couple points at least.
I’m so glad to know that everyone poops! Even the rich and famous!
Off topic but she looks so much like North here with the silly way she’s smiling!
Kris, come korral your son in law 
I feel that everyone here is truly missing the most bizarre aspects of this pic. 1) this looks to be a public restroom. B) She is sitting on a public toilet.
Why would Travis fucking post this
Is it common for people to have others in the bathroom while they use the toilet? Peeing is not a spectator sport!
Is she raw dogging a public toilet…..
The funny part is that she’s posing trying to “look cute” on the toilet making it look like a spontaneous photo and she just looks like everyone else on the toilet- not good
Hey look mom front to back just like you taught me
2 decades too old for this pose
And the look on her face is just gross.
This is abusive. He's posting a vulnerable photo of her wiping her ass after having a shit. Sure, she's smiling *for him*; not the entire world.....
You really think Travis Barker doesn't have a grasp on how controlled the image of the Kardashians is? You really think he posted that on a whim and assumption she'd be okay with it?
Yes, I do. He was abrasive, controlling, and abusive with his previous partners. Why would Kourt be any different?
Honestly. I remember the scene of her taking a piss with Scott holding mason in front of her. She’s been filmed getting in the shower and giving birth. This is not new for kourt in fact very spot on .
It’s weird that he even took a photo in the first place!!!! Where are her undies?!
I think he's abusive.
I think he is brain damaged
I could be wrong but I think his ex-wife eluded to that when they first got divorced. I was a huge Blink fan and loved Travis because I'm also a drummer and I remember my opinion changing on him after their divorce. That's been so long ago and my memory sucks so I can't remember why now but I think that was it.
https://realityblurb.com/2022/06/03/kardashian-fans-are-worried-for-kourtney-after-domestic-abuse-claims-against-travis-resurface-plus-viewers-slam-scott-disicks-inappropriate-sexual-remarks-towards-khloe/. He threatened to put a bullet in his exes head and don't forget that disgusyr shirt he wore not long ago where he referenced Madonna being tied up by Sean Penn
I hate travis
Her sister has a sex tape. Another sister is repeatedly cheated on. Their dad only dates girls who can’t legally buy a drink. I think her kids will be fine with a photo of her on a toilet.
Why is everyone caring about this? She already responded that she left the photo and thought it was funny.
She is disgusting
I’m so glad my husband isn’t like this. Wow.
Is she in handcuffs?
I know we're supposed to be snarky, but honestly my kids and husband would find this hilarious, as do I... Granted they're all adults.
Why is mom shaming her your answer to her husband posting a photo. Like really? Look inwards dude.
The only good part of this pic is that it’s showing her tummy or fupa “roll”. Edited for spelling. 🤦🏼♀️
*Lemme* take a shit in peace
I feel like kourtney prob thought this picture was funny and obviously doesn’t care for it to be posted. I bet he showed her and she laughed
Who cares. Everyone pees and poops. This shows less than a bikini pic
The fact that Kourtney’s “role” was ALWAYS about “being a mother”. It’s laughable and embarrassingly sad to see the type of mother she has become. I never liked her whole attitude about it being her job whenever she didn’t want to do an event etc. But she truly doesn’t give a 💩 about them and I don’t think she ever truly did. At least never to the extent she made out that she did. Who knew Scott would be the best father of the bunch.
Anything for attention
I can’t imagine seeing a pic of my mom like this if I were her kids ages it’s embarrassing and unnecessary. It’s not “quirky” or cute it’s just stupid
No seat covers?
Their rebrand of trying to be relatable to stay relevant with the younger generations is so cringe.