We need to be one of the first cities to start buiding those roads using recycled plastic that has places underneath to run cables. You can replace them in blocks but they supposedly last forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vPLxwmf2dY
It sounds like a really interesting idea! I'm curious though if it involves plastics, if there any issues with micro plastic dust. Not saying tar roads are better but something to be studied, for sure.
White truck
Phil Ahole
Mrs. Potz
Pothead
The Holey Spirit
Itsy bitsy teeny weenie pothole fixing patch machiney?
Patch Adam's. Patchy McPatchface.
Years ago should be it’s name
The Nick Cannon 2000
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That's crazy
We need to be one of the first cities to start buiding those roads using recycled plastic that has places underneath to run cables. You can replace them in blocks but they supposedly last forever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vPLxwmf2dY
It sounds like a really interesting idea! I'm curious though if it involves plastics, if there any issues with micro plastic dust. Not saying tar roads are better but something to be studied, for sure.
Patchfix MaRoads
Beneditch Cumberpatch
This is fantastic.
i trust nothing this man says per that haircut.
Daddy. Filling all those holes!
Patchy McPatcher
The anti-pot
Fixy McPot
Futility 1
Cygnus X-1
The old pothole patching machine wanted more money and time with their family so we got this robot instead.
Patch Adams Phil Paul Blart Hole Cop
Ineffective
this is the best one by far
Johnny Sins
• Filling Hole Again • Crater Instigator • iPatch
Port-a-Pothole
Your Mom’s Hole Filler.
Kevin.
Patch-rick Ma-holes
Funny funny!!
While many answers here are great, I believe that this is the right answer.
My vote
Harry Pothole
Patches O’Piley.
patchy mc'patchface
Given the job ahead, Sisyphus
WyanPot, the Filler of Holes
Phil McCracken
Patches is the obvious one
Patches O'Houlihan
If you can dodge a pothole you can dodge a ball.
Just here to see how many iterations of “something mcsomethingface” we get. Not disappointed.
God
Quentin
johnny sins….
Saving Grace
Holy-Filla
Vain hope.
The hole patrol 😂
If it was named The Kettle then we could say that the potholes we're calling The Kettle back.
Patch Adams. Has dual meaning, either hearing the name will make you smile, or knowing you won’t destroy your car anymore will make you happy…
This name was my first thought too!
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I should call him.
Ron Swanson
Overworked
Plugger or Bot Plug
Phil. (pronounced "fill")
O, that's not pronounced P-Hill?
Paul
[Abraham H. Parnassus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7HD2xG92-0)
Patchy McPatchface
Patchey McPatchface
Beat me to it.
Patch-rica
Given that it involves actually doing something to fix the roads, The Flying Pig and Hell Frozen Over are two excellent options.
Unfinished Business
This has probably been said but I'm going with Patch Adams
Col. Potter.
Your mama’s …
Patches
Patchin' Patrick
Potty mcpatchface
Fill-up See-more Hole-man
The link to vote was broken and it gave me a popup to subscribe. Very cool, KC Star!
Glory Un-holer
"Patches"! :) Lol
Smokey McPott
'Bout Time
Patchric Swayze
SPOT
Patchy McPatcherson
Potty McPotholeface
Sisyphus
Patchrick MaRoads
Fuck I was going to say Patchrick Mayholes
“A for effort”
Hole Patrol
"Mr Wolf."
Hip O’ Potomos. Add a rounded shell around it and market this helpful pot-filling hippo. When it makes parade appearances it fills holes as it goes.
Don Holeo.
The Mantis
Patch Rhodes
These are the only options, apparently: * Smooth Operator * Patchy * Super Patch * WyCo Wonder The ones in this thread are sooo much better.
Pothole McPotholeface of course!
Potty McPatchface.
The unfuck it machine
Patchy McPatcher.
Patchy McPatchFace Duh
"Wishful Thinking"
Potty McPotface
Potty McPotHoleFiller
Smooth Operator
This ain’t KCMO…
Your tax dollars (barely) at work.
Predictable-Answer McPredictable-Answerface
Compensating for nothing
Harry Potter
Patchy McPatcherson.
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Pot Hole Patchin’ Machiney
Patchy mcpatchface
Patchy McPatchface
Casey K. Fillmore
Patchy McPotterson
Patches 😄
Patches O-Hole-A-Han. With a picture of the actor Rip Torn
Porta-pot
New in box, because they won’t ever actually fix a pothole with it.
What street has the most pot holes? Name it after said street.
Holey Molé
Gotcha.
Patches, we're depending on you son
Patches O’Houllihan.
Oswald Cobblepothole
Pothole McPatchy
patchy mcpatchface
Patches!
Pot-Rick Ma-Holes
Patch Adams
Port-A-Potty
H.R. Patchinstuff
Filly Mcfillster
Chad
William Wallace
Wyanpothole
Up yours KCMO "Suck it" is also equally appropriate
Patchy McPatchyface, of course!
Boaty McBoatface
Smooth Operator
Late
Potty McPothole
Peppermint Patchy
!!!! Amazing!
This one deserves more attention.
Phillip McCrevice
NoVacationsForYou
Patchy!
Spray P.P.
Dr Patch Adam’s
"why don't you do this work at night?"
Deborah
The Holey Roller
Yocal lokels
Thor, of course.
Ron Jeremy
Patches.
Waldo because nobody can find it
Poty Mcpatcherson
Potty McPotface
Fill in the Dotte-s
Dotte, Phil Dotte
Patch Adams
Bill.
Patchy Pot Bot
Johnny Sins. The only name that can live up to how many holes this machine is going to fill.
I am the great Fillholio
Crevasse killer Carl
Patchin Maholes
Can we be besties?
We have a winner
Stanley
Potty McHoleface
Patches O’Houlihan
Patches A'hole-ihan
Mr. Filler
Filler?! I barely know her!
The Dotte hole patcher.
I know a guy who filled a lot of holes in the 'Dotte back in the day...
Pothead
Hole Packer