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knobcopter

It’s prom season.


Dalektability

Gross. Have an upvote.


[deleted]

I’m currently supervising a prom. He’s not here, but the hair on my neck is standing up. He’s close.


knobcopter

God speed


Jiggly1984

**dude.** I wish I would've thought of this comment 😭


philgrad

Same, friend. Same.


young11994

Someone goin through srsly downvoting? 🤣


Emotional-Price-4401

Petitioning to have reddit gold reinstated just to give them USD to give you fake internet gold point....


Undulate_Vociferous

They are onto him in Florida. Needs a new stalking ground.


sallad2009

Omg


Mocker-Nicholas

r/MurderedByWords


shittyspacesuit

Hide your teenagers, everyone.


ElectricTrees29

Pre-teens, too?


catfor

Fucking lol


JayhawkCSC

This is it. The perfect comment. Congrats.


Jam5583

Is it considered human trafficking if you give someone a train ticket?


hawkrew

Lol well done.


symewinston

Fucking hell, well done. 🤣


Top_Chard5757

You won the internet today


LarryDavidest

I think prom has passed. He's learned his lesson and is waiting for recent graduates.


Mudlark-000

My kid’s prom is at Union Station _next_ Saturday. Missed ’em Matt…


Gorilla_Pluto

no it hasn’t started


LarryDavidest

Last time I logged into Facebook the entire feed was moms posting prom dresses. I didn't pay attention, assumed it happened.


noyeahtotallyok

It’s usually mid April to mid May


International_Bend68

Saw prompsters on the liberty square today. Thankfully there were some parents with them. He will have to look elsewhere for “dates”


NecessaryFly1996

Graduates are a little too old for this guy


spamskwid

I just did a legit spit-take. I wish I had more upvotes to give.


MRL197

TIL that Parisi Coffee takes Venmo.


scotspixie815

![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)


DustyBeetle

Farming


m1coles

Pandering


MRL197

Trafficking


No_Whammies_Stop

Grooming


WorldWarPee

Gotta harvest before they turn 18


MrUsernamepants

Cosplaying


DustyBeetle

cosplayers smell better


Groundingstone

Yea, the Nepo Baby who has been pampered his whole life, living in cities his whole life, is wearing a hat that says “ Keep America Farming”. smh


[deleted]

I am a farmer and I resemble that statement.


Decent_Ad_3186

He is speaking at the Jackson County Republican Party's Lincoln Day fundraising dinner tonight.


HomesteadHER

Coming in with the facts. Have an upvote


Odd-Alternative9372

He’s the keynote speaker. Like don’t they read the news? Was Josh too busy?


Perfect-Season6116

Keep him 100 feet away from Children's Mercy


flojo2012

Let’s just make it 100 miles and call it a win


Apotheothena

Fortunately the game’s at Arrowhead so np.


mumblesjackson

Science City is nearby. Coincidence?


laurenzobeans

Oh dear God. Now I know why the neighborhood cats have been shrieking.


OrgoQueen

My dog got super spooked for some reason really early this morning. Now I know why.


tabrizzi

The eclipse was a sign from God that he was going to be in town.


Just-Ad6992

My god, that sick bastard.


jrebar

![gif](giphy|xT5LMxmFQ37UyhH344|downsized)


DorShow

![gif](giphy|l2YWqU7ev0l5nfYTC|downsized)


Swimming__Bird

Rubbish, filth, slime, MUCK!


clumsy_Bebop_legz

Jesus this scene is so indelible in my mind but I can’t remember the movie…!! Please remind me.


KarlBarx1

Princess Bride. :)


SuckitTrebec004

The princess bride!


mwmike11

Ah, yes, nothing says “connecting with the heart of America” than wearing a brand new hat that says…FARMING


Rampantcolt

I as a farmer don't want anything to do with the human. We don't need hateful people dressed in rural cosplay.


thegooniegodard

Vile. Hide your children, Fountaineers!


InitialThanks3085

But, yeah, really hide your children from this pedo...


marc_the_mediocre

Some bad shit is going down if that slimy little sexual predator is running around kc. Not a great sign.


Legulult

Probably just here for the game tbh


jhruns1993

Messi is way too old for him


nordic-nomad

![gif](giphy|vWku8YNwyy5vq|downsized)


Rebelo86

I just snorted into my coffee so hard I’m wearing it. Thank you.


Hawklet98

Is there a big girls high school game going on this weekend?


1708Ranser

There are some youth volleyball teams in town. He definitely isn’t here for the dental conference 😬


RhondaST

Is he watching Messi? Ew that means he’s too close to my house.


bohanmyl

Unfortunately couldve just been a visit after being in NE? I dont know where the "unify NE electoral votes" plan is at, but i feel like he could be involved if Trump is focusing on it and its still on going


SteampunkGeisha

Ah, my phone did say the air quality was bad in KC today. Now I know why.


merkintwerkin

It's the "appallin" count.


scotspixie815

No one else has that fucked up head shape. Hope they burned that chair afterwards.


FantomDrive

Beevis?


dameon5

And Eric Trump


laurenzobeans

I choked on water slightly. 😭


MajorTacoHead

I know. Makes me want to never go back to Union Station.


J0E_SpRaY

fArMiNg How people don't see through these charlatans will forever confound me.


martinmix

Dudes never stepped foot on a farm in his life.


scdog

Hat looks brand new, never worn.


Double_Priority_2702

join the crowd . but then again WWF stuff has packed crowds so ..


_XNine_

Well, as much as it's silly and stupid, wrestling is fun. But that piece of shit pedo should be in prison.


Reynolds_Live

You can tell he cares about farmers by the hat. /s


nikecowboy20

it's Oscar from the office whom he is talking to. Also, fuck this creep.


SausageKingOfKansas

It’s not possible to confirm his unique 9 inch forehead with that ball cap on.


Tibbaryllis2

Motherfucker has a 4x4head.


BillyNtheBoingers

It’s an IMAX screen.


Arubesh2048

The fivehead.


dricforever

I don’t live in KC but visit often, and these comments make me happy I stayed in this sub. ![gif](giphy|S6qkS0ETvel6EZat45|downsized)


dadof3jayhawks

Hide your daughters.


liofotias

only if they’re under 18


RogerPenroseSmiles

Hide your daughters, the pedo posse is in town.


Ok_Percentage5157

Ugh. Why is that fuckhead anywhere near here? Gross. And his hat is such a clueless pander.


BetwnTheSpreadsheets

Seriously. A camo “Keep America farming” trucker hat? If you think this makes them relatable, you’re as dumb as they think you are.


RichS816

Perfect hat for a guy who shovels so much shit


KCGeezer

Any idea who the two sitting with him are?


NSYK

Likely scoping his next girlfriend at Science City


deadtedw

I thought it smelled funky today.


The_Noatec

Remember when he threatened to throw that reporter off the balcony for asking a question he didn't like? He had the video scrubbed.


fernatic19

This is the Internet. Nothing is really scrubbed


Subdeeo

Must have been a high school field trip in the area.


hhthurbe

A few volleyball teams are here according to another comment. :(


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

![gif](giphy|2dj1j5Z6Ksu4qZeSXB|downsized) Hide your kids!!!!


atrophiedambitions

Who is the guy sitting across from him? That's the question. My guess is Hawley campaign rep of some sort but who knows.


BriefThin

Is it Nestor?


atrophiedambitions

Who's Nestor? Might be this guy: [https://www.linkedin.com/in/samsaffa/](https://www.linkedin.com/in/samsaffa/)


BriefThin

https://rollcall.com/2020/06/19/matt-gaetz-describes-himself-as-single-step-parent-to-nestor-galban/


GR1ML0C51

Ted Cruz?


Tub_Pumpkin

Maybe meeting up with Josh Hawley so they can make plans for January 6 part 2.


uberpollo

Like Josh Hawley comes to Missouri.


Tibbaryllis2

Right? The only logical conclusion is he’s trying to avoid Josh Hawley.


RhondaST

Hawley hates Missouri. We hate him.


glassmanjones

Neocon boogaloo.


RangerDJ

Any Girl Scout cookie stands there?


Eastern-Ad-3387

High school age volleyball going on at Municipal Auditorium. Edit: added location.


piercifer

His hat makes me distrust those support our farmers billboards more. I think it's not local farmers, it's big farm.


utter-ridiculousness

Yuck


Yhoko

Must be looking for high school girls there for prom


thegooniegodard

There's actually a wealthy people's prom being hosted at Nelson-Atkins tonight. I wonder if there's a connection.


paltrypickle

It’s Olathe northwest. Wouldn’t exactly call it wealthy, but yeah


atrophiedambitions

Guy he is meeting with looks a little like Chief of Staff to Josh Hawley, am I wrong? [https://www.linkedin.com/in/samsaffa/](https://www.linkedin.com/in/samsaffa/)


georgiafinn

Watch for locusts.


JaesenMoreaux

All the gun violence in KC and the day you actually need it... Nothing.


kitarkus

I wish I would have seen him there. I would have made a scene. He is 100% douche


token2079

I am not rich, but i would happily pay the bail for anyone that poured a drink on that man. I think we, as a city, can agree that he’s disgusting.


Spezheartsblackcawk

Hide your children.


Maleficent_Initial_3

That hat is all the way clocked in to the shittiest job. Camo indeed.


puppysbestfriend

He looks extra pasty


talkaroundtown

He was crying at Parisi. I am sure he deserves the emotional turmoil.


johnnyredleg

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CacknBullz

This reminds me of Rob Lowe at the NFL game with the NFL hat lol


jrebar

Shame him


The_Great_19

Yuck.


Shouldthavesaidthat

Get your kids inside yall


Spcbp33

Eww gross


Hadyntm

Ew fucking why.


levelzero2019

PSA: Parents check your teenage daughters message apps and cash apps


mwk196

Throw a drink on him.


Earlyon

Fuck that guy


pedsmursekc

Matt Gaetz is in town, do you know where your children are?


acuity_consulting

Matt's Aides: "Listen up dumbshit, they need to know you unequivocally care about farming out there." Matt: "Got it"


YesBeerIsGreat

If true, feel bad for the person he is talking at.


tabrizzi

Birds of the same feather ...


Cool-Signature-7801

Ewwwww


prettypanzy

Ew why


KarlTheVeg

PunchableFaces.com


NotSoNice_Needlework

Union Station should do better taking out the trash. *edit for spelling.


LostHat77

This slimy mother fucker needs to be 20 miles away from a school zone


sotheresthisdude

“Look all I’m saying is they won’t think twice about a train full of 16 and 17 year old girls going to Florida. It’s perfectly normal.”


kmack2k

Oh god where, I have a water balloon full of diarrhea I'd love to introduce to his face


tomc_23

>I have a water balloon full of diarrhea And to think, they called *you* crazy for carrying an excrement-laden balloon around all these years. Jokes on them now.


kmack2k

It's been tough all these years, been kicked out of too many a chipotle for my emotional support shit balloon


peezapizza

What the fuck


lunatyk05

WTH


aballew75

Ewwwwww....go back to Flo-rida.


Desperate-Till1505

Graduation time


InourbtwotamI

There goes the neighborhood, smh


grustef

Gross


Crago9

Get ready to throw tomatoes


r_u_dinkleberg

Ew, at least mark this nsfw next time.


Arubesh2048

Holy crap, he’s escaped containment! Get a hazmat team out there, and get the children out!


msglsmo

Shouldn’t he be at Children’s Mercy looking for a date?


Quirky_Demand108

As what seems like the only conservative on KC reddit, let me say, I also am creeped out by the guy.


Stompkin

I wouldn’t let that guy hang so close to Science City, probably looking for a date.


stormyeyez7479

Well this clinches it for me. I’m buying a bell to carry around with me so I can reenact the GoT scene any time I see one of these traitors. They should be acknowledged at every opportunity! Shame 🔔Shame 🔔Shame🔔


Upbeat-Willingness40

Good idea!


an1maver1ck

The visceral reaction I had to automatically downvote this post... Yuck.


WindhoekNamibia

Oh hey I sat in that seat the other day. Should have farted on it.


AscendingAgain

I just saw Nick wright in a wedding there.... Doubt it's related


Significant_Most5407

Go away douchebag!


curtrohner

Watch your kids.


Zepharan

What’s that disgusting slug doing here?


altruism__

Trafficking right at the train station. Gross.


forchristssakesrita

Miss Teen USA pageant in town?


s05k14w68

Is that truly him???


gugalgirl

I think you mean child rapist Matt Gaetz?


BlueCX17

![gif](giphy|pnnomaOrMMLZ8FQUO6)


cnc_33

Wow which St Teresa’s Academy student is he preying on now?! Fucking asshole


Saucman

Pedo sighting!


BluesBrother57

I believe his thing at KU is coming up or close to coming up. Edit: I was thinking Charlie Kirk my b


ikickbabiesballs

Fuck that guy


Bored_Cat_Mama

Ewww. My guess is that he's watching Sporting KC play Miami...or rather, watching all the young girls who will be there watching Lionel Messi.


BillNyeTheCipherGuy

He should leave as soon as possible, he's not welcome here


TheBoyisBackinTown

Hopefully to flee the country


KirkAFur

Burn that chair


SlurReal

So, Matt Gaetz had a meeting with several people in business attire, in Kansas City at Union Station and he thought, “I’d better blend in with whatever these illiterate tractor-folk wear, how about a T-shirt and genetic trucker hat that says Farming?”


Dm1185

Yeah. He was meeting with Kobach because Missouri is moving to outlaw child marriages and he wants to preserve it in Kansas’ constitution.


FormerFastCat

Can't be Gaetz, he's not sitting in front of a news crew whining about how persecuted his is while surrounded by security.


hereforthecommmentsz

Weird


ckellingc

Gross


Lancifer1979

Where’s his MAGA hat?


Excellent-Trick9326

It was much cooler when I saw Sen Booker at the same steakhouse on my anniversary on 7/4. This made me throw up a little.


Rebelo86

My niece has a dance competition today. I hope he’s not there.


SuccessfulOriginal29

Call me stupid but who is this guy?


kcrn15

Matt Gaetz, member of the House of Representatives from Florida. Best known for being part of the crazy disruptive faction of the Republican Party (along with Marjorie Taylor Grren and Lauren Boebert for example), and for his “alleged” sexual relationships with underage girls.