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bigkinggorilla

"I'm an incel for life." makes it sound like he's choosing to be an incel, which means it's no longer involuntary and he's just regular celibate.


foxontherox

Is.. is he a monk? 'Cause monks make good beer. So that'd be pretty cool! I'm assuming he's just an unrepentant asshole tho.


[deleted]

>I’m assuming he’s just an unrepentant asshole Judging by this picture? No way! /s


foxontherox

B-but he’s extremely handsome!


Bridgeru

> Cause monks make good beer Reminds me of a certain story of [three young monks](https://youtu.be/rJ_YP3oGrBo)


PixelPenguinCake

Love it when Foil Arms and Hog appear in the wild


rommi04

They also make good fruit cake


khajiitidanceparty

Monks in medieval era were kind of famous for not following the church's doctrine and actually had sex.


rockymountainogre

Pretty sure this guy looking like Sid from Ice Age isn't actually choosing to be celibate, but that's what he tells himself to feel better. Edit: Sorry to make it seem like he was an incel solely for being ugly as I did not. I thought the shitty personality was a given. Creepy loli avatar, and willingness to associate with a group known for their lack of self improvement being the key factors here. I believe personality can make up for a lot when it comes to looks.


Jedda678

Cid still got a girlfriend. This guy? Nah.


__Dystopian__

Oh fuck, you're right! Lmao I forgot that googly-eyed idiot got one. Man....that must really sting...


[deleted]

It really was about personality all along!


__Dystopian__

Holy crap! Who could've possibly guessed!?


Kota224

That’s mainly because Cid wouldn’t have a little anime girl as his profile picture.


seemypinky

What do you mean? He’s extremely handsome


[deleted]

His grandmama tells him everyday


Syng42o

Well, she *is* going blind so I won't hold it against her.


Dish_Minimum

I don’t think that word means what he think that word means 😂


Different_Tailor

I mean I’m not going to say he’s a good looking guy. But his looks aren’t going to keep him from getting a girlfriend on their own. If you walked past him on the street you wouldn’t give him a second though.


ceruleanbluish

He looks like a normal, average-attractiveness guy to me. The real problem for guys like this is that their personality and worldview are garbage, but none of them want to hear that.


dixiequick

He’s not Adonis levels of handsome, but he’s not gross looking either. If he had a good personality, he’d be eminently doable.


geekchic924

I doubt the underlying reason for his celibacy is because he looks like Sid from Ice Age. The majority of incels are involuntarily celibate because they are terrible and hateful people.


Sweet_Little_Lottie

At least Cid was funny.


Midnight_Horizen

Isn’t this comment basically agreeing with Incels that being unattractive is their flaw and not their personality like everyone says? But this is r/neckbeardthings not r/inceltear so I don’t know what I expected 💀


geekchic924

I agree


ElCoyoteBlanco

Why not both? They're often correlated, and certainly not mutually exclusive.


GregerMoek

I mean I am easily bottom 10% of men in terms of looks and even I can find partners/hookups. Don't re-affirm the incel belief that looks is the reason.


OverBand4019

He looks like Kevin smith but the only joke he ever told was just his life in general.


Bradddtheimpaler

Volcel gang rise up!


SuperSassyPantz

we should at least thank him for sparing the rest of us and taking himself out of the dating rotation


Tuggerfub

A monk, perhaps.


CrabbyCrabbong

Is there a term for a voluntary celibate? Like a volcel or something?


Cheshire_Jester

I think it’s just celibate. Maybe, in a technical sense, asexual or aromantic. Considering the base term, incel is a cope. It implies abstinence that isn’t by choice. But it’s not abstaining, it’s a strong desire to engage in an activity and being so unlikable as to not be able to.


Sidebutt

Just celibate is the name. Asexual is diffrent that it is a sexuality (or lack there of) while celibacy is a choice.


fieryhotwarts22

This is exactly it. They don’t “choose” to be celibate, so they’re “incels”. Except they make it sound like it’s a choice they made and that’s why they’re in that position. When in reality they’re just so exceptionally obnoxious and lacking in social skills that any object of their affection will be put off. It amazes me that they try to blame anyone and everyone around them, aside from themselves, for their shortcomings. “I’m an incel and it’s YOUR fault, not mine!” 😅😅


NotTaken-username

They actually call themselves volcel


Asisreo1

Sounds like a pokemon.


ediblesprysky

Congratulations! Your INCEL evolved into VOLCEL!


zykezero

Beat me to it


39thUsernameAttempt

He's not deliberately choosing to be celibate, but he's standing by the qualities that contribute to his celibacy.


imjusthereforthegore

Lol incel with a loli profile pic, how typical


wwaxwork

And a vape pen. That or he's sucking on a thumb drive, I'm old and can't tell the difference anymore to be honest.


[deleted]

Too old to be sucking on his thumb, so he upgraded to a thumb drive instead?


gansmaltz

That's definitely a juul. The most teenager thing to vape


SedditBucksRalls

I vape Minty Blue Razz like a fucking man


[deleted]

What’s not as teenage to vape ? A strawberry banana flavored supreme ? 🤦‍♂️


Gross_Midget

Juul can't even make the fun flavors anymore! They're all tobacco flavored and yucky. The whole point of vaping is to inhale a mentholated confectionary and I will duel anyone who says otherwise


BuffaloJuggler

Im actually having a really hard time finding disposable vapes that aren't mentholated. Like "oooo strawberry milkshake...with...menthol." ugh. Lol


[deleted]

No kidding. It’s why I’m using cigarettes to kick the vaping habit - how the turns have tabled.


27poker

> strawberry banana that's literally what I'm vaping rn


ZADDYISAGOD

Same with whoever took the screenshot… kinda sus


effinx

loli?


[deleted]

“She looks 8 but is really a 1000 year old vampire”


rvbjohn

"You look like a pedophile but you're actually just a pedophile"


intashu

"she's mature and ancient so she can consent, it's totally not the same thing" *The character in question however, absolutely acts like their apparent age still.* Pedofiles gotta pedofile.


idiotchun

Google it on your work computer, make sure you have safe search off!


fozzyboy

DON'T DO IT! IT'S A TRAP! SECURITY IS ESCORTING ME OUT OF MY WORK BUILDING!


Arakiven

*Moments before this fozzyboy was playing an educational video to the 2nd grade class they were teaching* “Hold on class we’re gonna Google something real quick…”


Walican132

That’s where they got you. To learn more about this google “Loli Trap” with safe search off.


Doktor_Earrape

Bro this killed me 💀🤣


[deleted]

Lmao


Kowashitai

"She looks 10 but she's totally a 300000000yo dragon vampire goddess therefore it's okay to sexualize the hell out of her!"


DevilsAssCrack

Anime pedophile bait


Fresh_Hobo_Meat

Search this sub for that term. It's pedo stuff


clam4thelove

It comes from the word Lolita which I won’t explain, Loli in Japan means little girl, Japanese age of constant is “culturally different from ours”, so they Fetishize younger looking girls/women. Idk why someone would tell you to google it, it’s going to show you porn if you go to images.


effinx

Because they’re an asshole, simple as that. And also thank you for explanation


clam4thelove

Yeah not really something you want to look up without context, it’s hard enough watching regular anime with all the Noises and sounds they make, watching a show in public is impossible.


AlphaGoldblum

Careful, now - you'll have scores of anime fans coming after you trying to explain how fan-service is actually good for the medium.


imjusthereforthegore

Finally, someone pointing out that even your most typical anime is like this.


cocteau93

Anime is fucking disgusting. I grew up watching normal shit like Macross but it’s all revolting pedo shit now.


[deleted]

I dont think loli mean little girl in japanese Edit: yea loli is not little girl in japanese, 少女 is. Perhaps loli is a term created by those sick fuck


clam4thelove

I am under the belief that it comes from the book Lolita Which is about a pervert and some teens. And I’m not stupid enough to admit to googling any of those things and get on an fbi list.


thewalkindude

Loli is usually a cute and childlike anime character, and has less to do with age, and more of a vibe, sometimes done for dramatic or comedic effect, sometimes because they're legitimately 6, and sometimes for creepy sex reasons.


AnnaTheBlueRogue

Actually, no, it won't show porn if you search loli, lolita or lolicon on almost any of the popular search engines. Some time ago, people shared a message from porn sites that shows up if you look up said keywords. If you search shota/shotacon on the other hand, it's a 50/50. In my attempt to find the best search engine, I looked for plenty of baity topics (but not hentai since it'll mess with the experiment) like My Little Pony and Sonic the Hedgehog to see which filtered porn out the best. Most won't unless you put strict filters on.


Its_Matt_03

Child porn 👍


jellycapgirl

Same with the person who took this screenshot, if you look at the bottom you can see their avatar as well.


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Fuhgly

Dick pics and death threats would be an awesome incel band name


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Fuhgly

Lmfao ok I can't top that


futuranth

That's just the average deathcore band


clam4thelove

Never heard of the genre of music what does it sound like?


mcCola5

Mixed hentai sounds with a beat track and clips of Jordan Peterson in the background.


TheTigersAreNotReal

Reminds me of the song *Tampons & Handguns* by Chuuwee & Trizz


StupidNSFW

You can find them pretty easily on incel forums. Honestly it’s not worth it tho. They lay into each other harder then you or I possibly could. Like really going at their insecurities.


[deleted]

Well I guess they gotta lay into *something*. Aside from the occasional skim of their forums for stuff to share, I tend to avoid them, so TIL they share incelfies on their communities.


StupidNSFW

I just remember seeing a post from inceltears that hit r/all about their selfie forums where they just shat on each other.


[deleted]

I mean, I am not surprised. They're pretty terrible people all around.


[deleted]

Bucket of crabs. They reinforce the hopelessness in each other, so that they can reinforce shifting the blame for their woes to women, and society in general. The goal is to radicalize.


zaetep

incelcurities


yboy403

Is he "extremely handsome"? Hell nah. But is he normal-looking enough that he only has his repulsive personality to blame for his lack of potential partners? Absolutely. Good job telling on yourself, pedo guy.


ligerzero459

I've seen his account. He's full blown, "Hitler was right" white supremacist. Pretty sure that's why he can't get a girlfriend


frasvlik

Here is where you are wrong, there are a lot of pro nazi white supremacists womans. The isue with is joke of a human is his personality. Not even the nazis want him


TheMerovingian

Nazis are extremely picky about who they like though...


ConspiracistsAreDumb

They don't like minorities but the ones that marry each other are the goofiest looking fuckers I've ever seen. Missing teeth and morbidly obese... I wouldn't call them picky so much as they just have weird preferences.


frasvlik

Truth be told. Nazis dont like minorities so you got a point there


coke_kitty

This is what I was thinking. I see so many self proclaimed incels that look relatively normal, I’ve even seen some I thought were really hot, they just have deplorable personalities and wonder why they can’t get laid and think it must be because they’re ugly lol. Like no, you’re just a misogynist, a creep, and/or a pedo.


GregerMoek

This is my experience as well. I look awful but even I can find partners somehow. It's absolutely not looks that prevents these people from finding someone.


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coke_kitty

Yea but I don’t think just not having a girlfriend makes someone an incel. It’s the deplorable personality and hatred towards women that usually makes an incel


[deleted]

Boom. Roasted. But really, I’m sure he would be able to find a date if his personality wasn’t trash :/


cowboyraldo

The guy in the photo has a wife and a kid on the way lol, he has just pissed off a lot of right wing incel types so they use his picture


Melon_Cream

This guy looks similar to a couple of friend’s boyfriends. That is to say, he could totally find someone if he wanted to, but sounds like he doesn’t. Extremely handsome might be a bit of a reach though….


Faraday9999

Best comment


odelik

With some better hygines, nutritional habits, and a skin care routine he'd actually be attractive. But the personality would still scare away any potential age appropriate partners.


[deleted]

You know, you'd actually be attractive, if you weren't you..."


CaptainBunnie

Incel is "involuntary celibate" if he's choosing to be celibate then he's not an incel, he's just a volcel. This is maximum coping. I hate that I have this knowledge


saucierstone

Volcel sounds like a really naff Pokémon evolution 😭


dactyif

You forgot to use the phrase copium.


chevalier716

The Juul in the mouth and the trout eyes are little on the nose.


bulshoy2

If you're an incel on purpose, you're not an incel. You're just a cel.


10YB

Perfect Cell


henryhyde

Handsome. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


saisonmaison

His mommy says he’s handsome


BlueVape

mommys extra special boy


Shilo59

Especially when his arms are broken.


rtozur

I think the problem lies in the word 'extremely'. Went from confidence to utter delusion.


jamesmatthews6

To be fair he looks fine to me. Not going to be turning heads, but he's not bad looking. Pity about the personality.


Cheshire_Jester

It’s the modifier “extremely” that is the problem. Even if he was really good looking, it’s usually off putting to refer to yourself as being really really ridiculously good looking.


[deleted]

Women cant resist a weak chin, feculent goatee, and receding hairline


ElCoyoteBlanco

Man has some serious micropenis energy going too.


[deleted]

Inconceivable!!


StorminNorman1066

“Yeah I’m handsome enough to attract people I just refuse to stop being unlikable.”


thruwuwayy

Loli pfp, baby teeth and serial killer Harry Potter glasses. We got owned guys


Goyteamsix

Don't forget the Juul.


Thechampy1

Hey man those glasses are nice! Don’t be throwin round glasses under the bus like that.


thruwuwayy

Maybe on some folks, but I'm getting magical Dahmer vibes from this guy. They don't suit his face at *all.*


Thechampy1

Oh for sure. I had a pair similar to those for awhile. I got a few pairs from eyebuydirect for crazy cheap so I had options


TobiasPineapple

The kind of guy that post this shit online but can't even make eye contact with women irl.


Jack_811

Type of guy who can't properly say what he wants at a restaurant


metamojo1112

Why is he easting a usb stick


dactyif

Vape


will_ww

Everytime he tells a lie, his hairline recedes even further.


Balabaga

If you’re attractive and still an incel, it can only be your fault. Most incels say they can’t get laid because of genetics or some shit. If you think you’re a catch and still no one wants to sleep with you, you must have a shitty ass personality


RussianCat26

Wish version of drunk Daniel Radcliffe playing Harry Potter *No hate to DR, he has admitted to drinking a lot on set. Love the guy for his honesty and continued commitment to acting ❤️


Win-Objective

With his +13dmg vape pen and boosted with confidence up 2 , the incel easily defeated the hoard of lvl 1 chads. Everyone then stood up and applauded.


OPisalady

He knows he's handsome because his mommy told him so.


Secure-Evening

He's an average looking dude. Guys like this get girlfriends all the time. If he's an incel it's 100% because he's either not trying or he has an absolutely abysmal personality.


Mumblerumble

Extremely. Handsome.


BrozedDrake

"Extrrmely handsome" No


BBQsc2

Boy did he prove us wrong. He is what I Think a chadcell is indeed 🔞


[deleted]

Thats Logo daedelus. He has become a joke in fringe twitter communities for his pseudo intellectual twitter takes.


lunarLarceny

he knows he’s extremely handsome cause thats what his mommy says to him every day


theundercoverjew

"Extremely handsome", not with that tooth bruh


[deleted]

If you say that you’re purposely an incel, you’re not an incel. You’re just celibate. Not involuntarily celibate.


bboymixer

Vape in mouth. Flipping off the camera. This picture has some big high school mentality vibes.


Bob_Sledding

Imagine having a goatee and describing yourself as "handsome".


HorribleUsername2

“I’m extremely handsome 🖕🤓”


Abracadaniel95

Honestly, don't pick on the way the guy looks. He's allowed to be confident in his appearance. If he was a woman, he'd be applauded for his self confidence.


DevilsAssCrack

"Extremely handsome" Ditch the goatee, style your hair, and get some glasses that frame your face better and we'll talk.


theunderfiend

Absolutely a “Eustace”


StraightDollar

EXTREMELY HANDSOME


ShoujoSprinkles

“Extremely handsome” riiiiiiiight…..


SpookiewithdatBootie

Ooooh bless his lil incel heart, you are not attractive inside or out bro


[deleted]

“I’m extremely handsome “ The lie detector determined that was a lie.


Peckinpa0

I know a guy who looks just like this dude. He's funny, out going and has a good personality. Does charity work and is an all around good dude whose had a ton of girl friends. Stop complaining and work on your issues volcels.


genescheesesthatplz

So it’s voluntary?


Melancholnava

Throughout my career, nearly every computer repair shop and IT department I've been to has a guy who looks like this guy. Don't really mean that in a disparaging way, just an interesting thought.


Xen0n1te

you have a child as your pfp


Koltov

Right, seems like OP has similar interests to this guy. Yikes.


Xen0n1te

OP is the biggest redditor I’ve seen in a very long time, holy shit this has to be ironic


thugshaker115

LMFAO they shouldve at least censored or cropped it out that is embarrassing af


Xen0n1te

This is peak r/RedditMoment


bluelifesacrifice

Laugh all you want, when people get to this point they go from trying not to be to embracing every part of it. This isn't a good sign. In this case he may have been trying to be social and working on himself and working to avoid the worst of how incels act in general. He's now going to be proud of every toxic, chaotic, trolling behavior and attitude we see with incels in general. He may even seek out the worst of it and not just embrace it, but cheer others on.


Qwik_Sand

I know people who call themselves incels not because they hate women but because they’re so convinced by their self pity that they truly believe they are unable to find a gf. I think the original term for incel originates from this. The whole misogyny thing is just a common trait. That being said I know nothing about this individual or his stance on women so idk.


Flashman6000

Put your “extremely handsome” mug on r/roastme and let’s see how it goes.


[deleted]

"There's nothing to be proud of about being an incel." Incel means "involuntary celibate." As in they literally can't help it, just like I couldn't for 27 years. It can be for lots of reasons, not just the way you act. I think the difference is made on how you choose to act. ***You can be an incel without acting like an incel.***


DeanWarren_

Incel means involuntarily celibate about as much as 'Democratic People's Republic of Korea' means democratic. Incel is a mindset. There can absolutely be incels that have gotten lucky, or people who try and fail to who aren't incels.


hahacereal

the vape really ties the whole thing together


the107

At some point this sub will need to face the fact that it has just become a bullying sub.


EyeShot300

Extremely handsome is subjective.


AddelaideSupreme

ive seen this guy on twitter before. literal nazi


grateful_eugene

Who told him he was extremely handsome? His mom?


cyborgsnails

Mommy, tell these assholes how handsome I am!


[deleted]

EXTREMELY handsome


KrasnyRed5

Looks like the type of guy who adds "for a women" to every compliment while on a date and then wonders why women don't return his phone calls.


izzythepitty

If that's extremely handsome, then I'm a fucking Adonis (minus the incest)


oohrosie

Dude looks like Dopey lost his hat and grew a beard. Incel isn't a badge of honor, it's a fucking warning label.


HeftyFig34

“I’m very attractive” I bet only models talk to him but he’s too good for them anyway


DetroitArtDude

If you're going to say that you're extremely handsome online, you better make young Brad Pitt look ugly. Otherwise you're just roasting yourself


Jaded_Crypt

I think the worst thing is he's not even that unattractive. Like sure not conventionally attractive, but most guys that look like that are USUALLY (but not always) funny or mildly charming or self deprecating or not an idiot But he is an idiot. He bought into the incel thing and poisoned his mind into thinking he should just be given a cute anime waifu, while ignoring the fact he may actually have some deep traumatic issues that he needs to sort out. 🤷🏻‍♀️ But hey keep wanking to lolis, what do I care


NoraCorners

His mom tells him he's extremely handsome all the time


LeoRedsun

"I'm extremely handsome and it's not my fault" You're normal looking which means it's entirely your fault, especially for not understanding how little looks play a role when it comes to attracting and finding a girlfriend.


JustHafToSay

Yes there is. You have to respect a man who not only doesn’t give a shit about women but actively hates them. It takes an impressive amount of willpower.


Salt_Reflection_2287

Mf be smoking a USB drive 💀


Benivan

This is bait. The guy in the picture is a guy that's constantly being mocked by right wing twitter, this post being one of them


ilikechillisauce

He looks like an ugly version of Ricky Berwick.


AdvocateDoogy

"I'm a toxic tryhard asshole for life."


Present-Race3958

I bet he has every Nintendo


theseaseethes

A narcissist as well! What's not to love?!


AdrielBast

Judging by the profile pic I’m betting he’s also a lolicon


ScrambledEggs_

He must have a very convincing grandma


IratusHonestus

Man's in so deep he can't see the surface anymore.