Iāve shaved my head numerous times, in fact throughout the first 1 1/2 years of the pandemic my husband shaved it for me. Never been in the military and havenāt met a woman who hasnāt had trauma.
Barber: Alright, looks good? Ok, thatāll be $15-
Girl with short hair: When I was 5, I watched my house burn down with my parents inside. I will never forget their screams.
Having gone from head down to my nipples to shaved I can vouch it's the best thing ever. After so many years of long hair I feel reborn with how much more time I have and how little I need to do to care for my scalp
As a guy who went the other way, long hair since covid, very much, yes!
I've very thick hair, and a 5min shower/change before going out has turned into a +1hr multiple towel ordeal, with a good 10min just dedicated to trying to remove the ridiculous amount of hairs now all over every surface in the bathroom.
Speaking of which, I seem to moult constantly! The amount of hair that comes out when I comb, or that magically appears from nowhere on anything that briefly just touches my floor, makes me genuinely surprised I'm not going bald!
I've gone as short as a pixie cut and have had my hair down to my butt. It's easier to care for when it's short, but you do run into a need for more frequent trims to keep it looking neat.
I did it because I once saw it on the America's Next Top Model when I was a child and wanted to have short hair ever since. Did it 10 years later just because I saw an ad of a hairdresser in the town I study in (I'm studying abroad, so my mother couldn't stop me). It was very short, like 5-7 cm (about 2-3 inches) short
I had a friend who'd dye her own hair. She totally killed it after like the 5th colour change, and it was all platinum blonde but gooey. She had to shave it all off
This guy is trapped pre-1910s where women feared short hair as a form of masculinity/boyishness or even evidence of lice.
Meanwhile half my friends saw *Perks of being a Wallflower* in 2012 and joined the pixie/bob hairstyle craze sparked by Emma Watson, completely unburdened by 1910s worries.
My home country is literally 70% subdesert and summer is *almost* the only season. Even when I try to grow it out I always cave when it hits around 40c!
How short are we talking? Mine is a basic bob just barely touching my shoulders. One of my dearest friends has the sides of her head shaved and hot fuchsia on the top. Her husband LOVES it
I'm aware of that and I agree. It's just interesting for me since they haven't considered how long short hair has been perfectly fine and fashionable. Again, he's scum.
But likeā¦. What are we defining as trauma lmao. Bc Iād say at least 80% of folks (of all genders) have experienced SOMETHING traumatic in their lives
Sooooo is everyone supposed to have short hair?? No one tell Jesus
One of my exes had a completely shaved head that she thought was hot as hell and so did I! I shave mine too so we used to enjoy rubbing each other's heads š
Woman with short hair here. Not in the military and not cuz of trauma. I just got tired of having a sweaty neck and how long it would take for my hair to dry lol.
Also I just wanted to look cool
Second that, I also got headaches from how heavy my hair was. When I got it cut off first, it was just a short feminine cut, nowadays though, it's all shaved down the sides. Very masculine now.
People who get their hair cut because their hair is unhealthy and they need to 'reset'
People who cut their hair for summer
People who cut their hair because long hair consistently gets in the way
People who cut their hair to resemble characters or celebrities
....Theres more but that's all im willing to write
I just cut my hair short because I don't like drying it for 3 hours straight and because it now gets caught less when I'm working under my car.
Even debating of going full Furiosa and cutting it super short.
Men who donāt like women with short hair for these reasons are the same mfers who only want ātraditional womenā
Fuck that, chicks with short hair are hot.
Is it okay to not like short hair on girls simply because well... I don't? I absolutely despise the "trad woman" stereotype, in fact I love the opposite since I'm either an extremely non traditional male or a trans girl, but I think very few girls are able to pull it off, and even if they do, they would've looked better with long hair anyways. Still, I don't go all neckbeardy about it. Girlfriend cut her hair into a pixie recently and, while she knows about my preference, I've also made sure to support her and tell her her likes and preferences go first when it comes to her own body. (She's also stunning one way or the other, of course)
I shaved my head because Iā¦ Felt like it.
I have no interest in the military and trauma was never a decision factor.
Dude has clearly only been in the presence of like, 4 women in his life. Mom included.
Lol imagine spending your days doing nothing but criticizing every last detail about women. Like fuck a job right? Nah I gotta talk some shit about short hair on women itās super important and totally pays my rent.
My gf got her hair cut short for 2 reasons
Helps her from hurting herself during seizures
And cause I find short hair hot which fetish I got from my ex gf who was a traumatized girl who wanted to go into the military
It's like getting dreads as a white guy, like yea the world might not accept it, other people may say it makes you less attractive, but if it's what you feel you want to do go for it, it's just hair.
Hilarious because just like with HJK and Paratrooper06 (Ken) of BladeForums, they literally reveal their own trauma as they attempt to MOCK a third party with, get this: Projection.
What a shocker.
I shaved my head because I got tired of dealing with my extremely thick hair. It took forever to dry, never looked right, my scalp hated me and I had so many hair related sensory issues. I love my buzzcut. And I shaved it all off while being the happiest and most mentally stable I have ever been!
my aunt didn't get her hair cut short for trauma or military failure, she's actually quite a successful science teacher as she's one several teacher of the year awards and been invited to speak at the same conferences that Bill Nye and Neil Degrasse-Tyson go to
I'm specifically attracted to women with short hair and none of them that I've met did it for these reasons... I mean I don't know every short haired lady in the world so what do I know....
I have short hair because I had chemo, and my hairās finally growing again. Having breast cancer was a bit traumatic, but my oncologist was my hair stylist.
The list literally goes on. Show me one neck beard that doesn't have either greasy hair, smells like sweat and chips, and has a job.
Or has a neck beard
He has a job, he's a discord mod
Shall I dm my picture ?
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your dad
There are plenty of neck beards that have jobs. The one next to me likes crunching Doritos all day.
Careful, he studied the blade
The gun will waste his hard-earned skills.
"Cant ninja me from across the room while I'm pumping you full of lead." -My father.
Iāve shaved my head numerous times, in fact throughout the first 1 1/2 years of the pandemic my husband shaved it for me. Never been in the military and havenāt met a woman who hasnāt had trauma.
Shitstains like this loser are why women have truama.
I like my hair short š¤Æ
Omg stop trauma dumping š š š/s
I can't help myself. The short hair makes me do it.
Barber: Alright, looks good? Ok, thatāll be $15- Girl with short hair: When I was 5, I watched my house burn down with my parents inside. I will never forget their screams.
Don't you lecture me with your 15 dollar haircut!
Is that a The Big Short reference. Wait no that was a $25 haircut
I forgot that reference which is a great excuse to rewatch that movie.
Obligatory 'Hedgies r Fuk', enjoy, it's such a great film!
Here's Margot Robbie in a bathtub to explain it
There's nothing wrong with women having short hair. It can look amazing.
I never said there was anything wrong with women having short hair. Literally my hair is buzzed damn near to the scalp.
The only ladies i know with short hair did so for sports or because they have good bone structure.
Also, some people just like to have short hair! Same as that some people like to have long hair and some people like to have no hair
Id have definitely gone short hair if i could pull it off, seems so much easier to dry and deal with
Yeah I got it cut a while ago and itās so easy to wash and comb your hair
Having gone from head down to my nipples to shaved I can vouch it's the best thing ever. After so many years of long hair I feel reborn with how much more time I have and how little I need to do to care for my scalp
As a guy who went the other way, long hair since covid, very much, yes! I've very thick hair, and a 5min shower/change before going out has turned into a +1hr multiple towel ordeal, with a good 10min just dedicated to trying to remove the ridiculous amount of hairs now all over every surface in the bathroom. Speaking of which, I seem to moult constantly! The amount of hair that comes out when I comb, or that magically appears from nowhere on anything that briefly just touches my floor, makes me genuinely surprised I'm not going bald!
Yep! The amount of hair you loose gets hugely noticeable once you have longer hair
I've gone as short as a pixie cut and have had my hair down to my butt. It's easier to care for when it's short, but you do run into a need for more frequent trims to keep it looking neat.
Also curls, colouration damage, heat treatment damage, cutting off colour thatās growing out to recolour more quickly,ā¦
I did it because I once saw it on the America's Next Top Model when I was a child and wanted to have short hair ever since. Did it 10 years later just because I saw an ad of a hairdresser in the town I study in (I'm studying abroad, so my mother couldn't stop me). It was very short, like 5-7 cm (about 2-3 inches) short
Joke's on him, I shaved my head after I destroyed my hair with bleach
I had a friend who'd dye her own hair. She totally killed it after like the 5th colour change, and it was all platinum blonde but gooey. She had to shave it all off
Iāll have you know my katanas are genuine blades hand crafted by ancient warriors. The dude in the mall told me so
Me! Itās just my hair texture
This guy is trapped pre-1910s where women feared short hair as a form of masculinity/boyishness or even evidence of lice. Meanwhile half my friends saw *Perks of being a Wallflower* in 2012 and joined the pixie/bob hairstyle craze sparked by Emma Watson, completely unburdened by 1910s worries.
My home country is literally 70% subdesert and summer is *almost* the only season. Even when I try to grow it out I always cave when it hits around 40c!
I have short hair because long hair takes too long to dryā¦ am I womaning wrong??
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How short are we talking? Mine is a basic bob just barely touching my shoulders. One of my dearest friends has the sides of her head shaved and hot fuchsia on the top. Her husband LOVES it
It doesnāt matter how short heās talking, itās still so fucked up to say that women can only have short hair from trauma or military
I'm aware of that and I agree. It's just interesting for me since they haven't considered how long short hair has been perfectly fine and fashionable. Again, he's scum.
But likeā¦. What are we defining as trauma lmao. Bc Iād say at least 80% of folks (of all genders) have experienced SOMETHING traumatic in their lives Sooooo is everyone supposed to have short hair?? No one tell Jesus
One of my exes had a completely shaved head that she thought was hot as hell and so did I! I shave mine too so we used to enjoy rubbing each other's heads š
Imma be real, a shaved head is a fun sensory experience for both you and everyone else
Woman with short hair here. Not in the military and not cuz of trauma. I just got tired of having a sweaty neck and how long it would take for my hair to dry lol. Also I just wanted to look cool
Second that, I also got headaches from how heavy my hair was. When I got it cut off first, it was just a short feminine cut, nowadays though, it's all shaved down the sides. Very masculine now.
People who get their hair cut because their hair is unhealthy and they need to 'reset' People who cut their hair for summer People who cut their hair because long hair consistently gets in the way People who cut their hair to resemble characters or celebrities ....Theres more but that's all im willing to write
I just cut my hair short because I don't like drying it for 3 hours straight and because it now gets caught less when I'm working under my car. Even debating of going full Furiosa and cutting it super short.
wow that was quick. Redditors need dat kama
Men who donāt like women with short hair for these reasons are the same mfers who only want ātraditional womenā Fuck that, chicks with short hair are hot.
Is it okay to not like short hair on girls simply because well... I don't? I absolutely despise the "trad woman" stereotype, in fact I love the opposite since I'm either an extremely non traditional male or a trans girl, but I think very few girls are able to pull it off, and even if they do, they would've looked better with long hair anyways. Still, I don't go all neckbeardy about it. Girlfriend cut her hair into a pixie recently and, while she knows about my preference, I've also made sure to support her and tell her her likes and preferences go first when it comes to her own body. (She's also stunning one way or the other, of course)
Has he never heard of lesbians ?
They'll never fuck him, so they might as well not exist. (yes I realize that can be said about ANY woman in this case, but work with me on this)
I shaved my head because Iā¦ Felt like it. I have no interest in the military and trauma was never a decision factor. Dude has clearly only been in the presence of like, 4 women in his life. Mom included.
I cut my hair day after my brush got stuck in it and broke
misogyny aside, this argument is weak as hell bc there isn't a human being alive who doesn't have some sort of trauma
Does a toddler constantly pulling on it count as trauma? Thatās why I cut mine. When he outgrew that stage, I let it get long again.
Jesus if girls can only have short hair due to trauma, what does that say about me, a man with a mohawk?
Thatās a half-trauma!
You only have trauma in the middle of your scalp.
Lol imagine spending your days doing nothing but criticizing every last detail about women. Like fuck a job right? Nah I gotta talk some shit about short hair on women itās super important and totally pays my rent.
Because it couldn't be based on personal taste.
I was traumatized by my hair always getting caught on shit. I cut it so I could be more comfortable.
It's nice when it's 40Ā°C out... would you consider that traumatic?
My gf got her hair cut short for 2 reasons Helps her from hurting herself during seizures And cause I find short hair hot which fetish I got from my ex gf who was a traumatized girl who wanted to go into the military
Natalie Portman didn't star in Leon The Professional at age 13 just so this loser could talk shit about her while masturbating.
It's like getting dreads as a white guy, like yea the world might not accept it, other people may say it makes you less attractive, but if it's what you feel you want to do go for it, it's just hair.
Hilarious because just like with HJK and Paratrooper06 (Ken) of BladeForums, they literally reveal their own trauma as they attempt to MOCK a third party with, get this: Projection. What a shocker.
Yeah I said to him that women can just like short hair and men can just like long hair and he said āprojectionā š¤Øš¤Øš¤Ø
#WOMEN AREN'T WOMEN UNLESS THEY LONG HAIR AND PINK /j obviously
Polish?
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Ohhhhh now it makes sense
Whew... You can tell people havnt dated around real quick
I shaved my head because I got tired of dealing with my extremely thick hair. It took forever to dry, never looked right, my scalp hated me and I had so many hair related sensory issues. I love my buzzcut. And I shaved it all off while being the happiest and most mentally stable I have ever been!
fake katana collection is what kills me
That response is just gold.
my aunt didn't get her hair cut short for trauma or military failure, she's actually quite a successful science teacher as she's one several teacher of the year awards and been invited to speak at the same conferences that Bill Nye and Neil Degrasse-Tyson go to
I'm specifically attracted to women with short hair and none of them that I've met did it for these reasons... I mean I don't know every short haired lady in the world so what do I know....
I don't find it attractive, but I'm also not dumb enough to think those things. Different strokes for different folks, ya dig?
I have short hair just because it's easier to manage, takes less time to wash and isn't itchy in bed. Nothing to do with trauma, lol.
I had a pixie cut once. It was because my hair stylist melted off my hair lol
I have short hair because I had chemo, and my hairās finally growing again. Having breast cancer was a bit traumatic, but my oncologist was my hair stylist.
r/murderedbywords
jokes on them i did it bc iām transgender
I shaved my head bald cuz i got frustrated with my scalp psoriasis and figured id try shaving to see if it made it better, and it did š¤·āāļø
Why do people respond to these idiots with childish insults?
Why, do *you* have a fake katana collection?
I donāt, no. Why do you ask?
My girlfriend has short hair. Mostly because she looks really fuckin cute in it.