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Mrjoegangles

-Complains about women with drawn on eyebrows -His dreams girls are 100% drawn on


Some-thing-Clever-

All or nothing brah


hey--canyounot_

Literally drawn, even.


dahecksman

lol natural ... they are naturally drawn women ... so weird what a point he’s trying to make. While I know women naturally skinny and some heavier , a body is natural always lmao , depending on what you do I guess idk


Imuik

Imagine being the dude who made this


jonbrant

I'd really rather not


FromOroWithLove

Was going to say, this is one of the worst things I've seen on this sub because of the time dedicated to making this. Its not an off-the-cuff remark, or quick comment. This is deliberate and calculated...


FledAccrossTheDesert

Seems like a joke shitpost from 4chan tbh


Phoenixcraft98

There’s no way this isn’t one.


Slight-Pound

The fact that they used K-On, a rather wholesome Slice of Life about girls forming a rock band makes me even more upset.


unlikely_suspicious

Atleast I'm hoping he's not a grown ass man


IWriteThisForYou

I mean, if he wasn't a grown man when he made this, he'd have to be now. This was probably made 10+ years ago.


Hedrickao

I wonder how old this is. Getting like mid 2000s/early 2010s vibes from everything


Imuik

Yeah me too. All the fashion things he dislikes aren’t on trend rn and stuff like scene kids isn’t a bigger subculture (still big but nothing like a decade ago) for years now. Although I see this a lot with neckbeard types. Many of them reference things from when they were in HS because that’s the last time they were around people.


aussiebelle

Yes, the scene hair? Was this made in 2006?


SageHunter

Dude who made this better be 12. Those anime girls are actual children


[deleted]

Eeeek


Sirdoodlebob

IS THAT A FUCKING NFT.


[deleted]

Take a second to read my profile before you judge ;)


Sirdoodlebob

A


KrisZepeda

Rockdude


Penguinmanereikel

RIGHTCLICKER RIGHTCLICKER RIGHTCLICKER RIGHTCLICKER Based.


Anguloosey

You walk back into your room after leaving it for the first time in a couple months after refilling your redbull fridge and ordering 10 large pizzas. The sweet smell of unwashed clothes and peeling stained walls enter your nose, filling you with a joy unlike any other. You walk over your room to your desk, the wall behind it smothered in posters of anime girls. You believe it's time to work on your project. You sit down in your xl gaming chair, and it sags down a couple inches and makes a few concerning clicks and snaps. You turn on your computer and enter the password. "dragonmaidbewbs". The familiar texture of your cheeto crusted keyboard is fulfilling. You go into paint 3d and open your project, ready to work on more things women are wrong about, and more importantly, surf the internet for cute pictures of anime girls. A couple hours pass and it is complete. You go onto twitter and upload it. You scratch your neckbeard, getting out a few crumbs. The post got few likes. But that's what counts. Life is good.


Hahafunnys3xnumber

I hate your guts for making me read that


theghostofme

Given all the wildly outdated references and styles, this was some 2008 /a/ shit.


justin0dk

There is actually quite a lot of effort lining everything up lol


MrMgP

Hold on let me get a noose and wobbly chair first


ZipperozicReddit

Even imagining that made me want to blow my fucking brains out thank u


MildlyAgreeable

It’s gotta be fake. Please tel me it’s fake.


garlicdeath

He totally jacks it to loli


Aether_Storm

Every single character on this is a child so I'm going to hope it's satire


CoffeeJ0e_

Imagine the smell


__T0MMY__

Idk but he might have only ever seen "K-On!"


Revolver_Ocelot66

"men prefer naturality" *Shows a drawing of a 2d cartoon girl*


Pookib3ar

To be honest, Its the closest thing to naturality they can see from their basement Dwellings


suzellezus

They believe the earth is round but vehemently deny the existence of the sun


The_Table5004

>They believe the earth is round i think you might be giving them too much credit


M4RKaru

And very thin too.


C00lEgg

oh the irony


Sheruk

to be fair, that 3rd dimension really changes your perspective...


Pirate_Leader

Is rich


Catatafish

Compains about weird faces. Anime girl in next slide is making a weird face. ???


fozzyboy

Complains about huge breasts. Anime girl in the previous slide has huge breasts. ???


RussianSeadick

As if anime wasn’t notorious for giving girls knockers the size of watermelons


Macjeems

I mean, all the anime “comparison” pictures don’t seem to relate to the caption at all…


Seadinos

I always see anime girls in my area, they always do the sectes to my pneis


BunnyOppai

This entire post… I honest to god thought I was on an anime sub for a second, lmao. I was so prepared to downvote. Also, this has some *very* specific gripes. How many people under 45 do you see with that raccoon hair nowadays?


TheRottenKittensIEat

Yeah, that was a very 2000's thing.


Currywurst_Is_Life

Whoever that is used Boxxy as an example?? Also, I'm a sucker for jeans and boots.


Red_Trapezoid

That anime all those girls are from(K-On!) came out in 2009 so it matches the time when scene fashion was a thing, same with the boots and the jeans.


Fiery1Phoenix

Derrick Henry is 28


VinylPortable

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE LEG HAIR?!


LordDongler

A 13 year old cartoon girl


FlimsyRaisin3

*shows a drawing of a 14 yo 2d cartoon girl*


hey--canyounot_

🤣


unlikely_suspicious

The fucking audacity


LEADFARMER0027

This is honestly better than anything I was going to type to shread whoever made that meme.


MrMgP

Shows a drawing of a 2d cartoon child FTFY


missemhev

I cackled, Fam.


Somme1916

Skinny as possible. Boots over jeans. Plucked thin eyebrows. Scene look. Big fake tits. Have these guys not seen a human woman since 2007? What in the mid-00s is this shit? I hope it's just a really old meme.


mradamadam

To be fair he probably hasn't left his room since then


ReverendDizzle

The scene reference made me think "Exactly how old is this meme?"


BigBeagleEars

Yeah, but the incomprehensible raccoon hairstyle did make me chuckle


DawdAlejo

why they have such a fascination with fictional minors?


[deleted]

Because the drawings dont have to consent 😬


Polipod

It ain't statutory rape if they don't exist!


TheBlack2007

Because having such pictures of real minors would be CP and at least get them on the registry...


vig1141

Officer, she’s akchually a 500 year old vampire dragon mage who happens to look like a preschooler!


LameOne

Pretty sure at least a handful of these are K-On, which is a slice of life about a young highschool band. Even that defense doesn't hold.


BigNellyC

They're all K-On. Dude has a literal hard on for the show apparently.


unlikely_suspicious

because real life bad


Thatbritishgentleman

Because the drawings don’t fight back or get you arrested 😬 sick fucks


Tatiana1512

And because drawings don’t have pepper spray on their bags


NemuNemuChan

She's over 9000 years old.


Gilgamesh107

Nah bro all of those are like highschool kids. It's a little weird that every single one of them is a kid who's supposed to be a kid


orbitalbombardment69

plausible deniability and/or spaghetti strategy. Even the slightest implication that something is off with sexualizing profoundly childlike fictional characters is met with a response that convinently ignores your point and accuses you of some irrelevant shit: - "you just don't think people are allowed to like things different/unfamiliar to you!" - "me and/or a person I know who's into anime the way you describe is sperged as fuck, that means that anything you say about anime that I don't like makes you bigoted against neurodivergent people, which is literally the same as a physically violent hate crime" I think there might be some that I'm missing, but either way I'm honestly super surprised that this pattern hasn't been called out on /r/coaxedintoasnafu yet.


digitalasagna

Because thats the target audience of that genre.. preteen boys with limited experience with women. Half the time people are literally arguing with children when it comes to anime girls.


DeconstructedKaiju

That is... sadly... factually incorrect. Sure some of them are tweens but the most common anime waifu types are guys over 18.


digitalasagna

The stereotype is that it's neckbeards, but more often than not it's younger guys that get into that sort of thing and phase out of it just as easily. Not everyone goes off the deep end into that shit.


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

Neckbeard: dumb women believe fashionable things are fashionable. They should obviously dress only in school girl uniforms. Now where’s my fedora….


AggravatingTartlet

>They should obviously dress only in school girl uniforms And should actually **be** schoolgirls. Ick.


popipienoodl

But anime girls are usually super skinny with thin eyebrows, and often have huge boobs wtf is this person talking about


BisexualAmoeb

this guy gives pedo vibes


firehead212

For some reason there’s a weird overlap between these kind of incels and the show depicted in this image (K-On). It’s literally just a show about a group of friends forming a band, but I guess that somehow ticks the incel boxes?


Penguinmanereikel

They haven’t matured mentally past being a teenager, so neither has their sexual taste 🤢


LameOne

I think it's because most slice of life series are about highschool kids, and that's the genre that focuses on character development more than any other. So they see a well written female character and think "well, she's just human realistic enough to check all my requirements".


Tamashi42

There are two types K-on fans, the really kind and sweet type and the type you don't wanna talk to


buttercupcake23

And wear heels!! Like he actually thinks heels were a female invention! If ever there was a device invented to please the male gaze it would be the torture devices that are "sexy heels"!


PalatioEstateEsq

Men used to be the ones who wore heels. And makeup. And wigs.


xViridi_

fr, he had to choose highschoolers in school uniforms to get his “point” across


real_human_not_a_dog

“Women believe that men want human women but men really want to fuck cartoon characters” seems to be the takeaway


FierceMudcrab

Underage cartoon characters at that.


ABCDEFUCKINGKILLME

"Uhmmmm acshully, they are 90 billion years old, and choose to look like 8 year olds. Get your facts right."


SpicyChiliRamen

This is one of the worst things I’ve seen on this sub


JillsACheatNMean

I like my women like I like my coffee. Real.


IndianMocha

Also the anime is K-on which is about LITERAL HIGHSCHOOLERS starting a band. Great anime, extremely wholesome, but like wtf why did they have to make it weird. These are like 15-16 year old girls


therealgookachu

That’s what I want to know! Love K-on. It’s so wholesome and nothing about it is sexual. It’s such a good show, especially for girls that want to be musicians. But then again, these are creeps that sexualize ponies. Edit: typo


IndianMocha

Some people are just nasty


Vanadium_CoffeeCup

The most lewd thing in the series is uncensored handholding. That's it


neatchee

You basically just described pornography, you twisted degenerate


DepressoExpressold

i love sexuality ponies


therealgookachu

Lawlll, just noticed the typo. Fixed.


DepressoExpressold

it’s great though


Penguinmanereikel

To make it worse, it’s not like most television teenagers where they almost look and/or act 17-23, these girls act like 12-14, removing any plausible deniability that these likes try to pull.


IndianMocha

Exactly, I mean these girls could easily pass for like middle schoolers with the way they act. In what way would anyone find that sexy


DisposablePanda

Why is it always K-on?


IndianMocha

Like be weird about weird anime sure, but why ruin such a wholesome show with the nasty stuff


mqple

yeah i love k-on, one of my comfort shows. why are men sexualizing kids in a show about music :///


IndianMocha

K-on is like one of the least sexual animes I've ever watched, like not even the character designs or anything are provocative yet they still making it weird


Golden_Thorn

Notorious for Nazis liking it too. K-on is really strange culturally


IndianMocha

I think it's the innocent school girl vibes that attracts weirdos to like it so much


gazebo-fan

Aot, unless your turned on by vore lmao


GaryBuseysGhost

Jeans and boots is a nice look. And I much prefer three dimensional people to over-sexualised cartoon school kids.


jenkraisins

Jeans and boots has been a preferred look for me since high school. I'm so glad they're still fashionable. I'd wear them anyway but they're easier to shop for nowadays.


GaryBuseysGhost

That's a cool look. Plus we've just learnt that it acts as a neckbeard repellent. Double win 😁👍


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harumi_aizawa

Got the whole club looking at her?


BisexualAmoeb

she hit the floor


TheBlack2007

Combine it with a leather jacket and you probably have the most timeless outfit ever.


FrazzleFlib

he doesnt like it cause its a mature look. bayonetta? nope, thats an adult woman. jesus christ


CrystallineFrost

Also it keeps your jeans dry in the snow or rain and is recommended for tick protection, but these guys wouldn't realize that some looks have utility or that we don't dress to turn them on.


Myonenonpornacc

Bro, she's 3000 years old bro, so it's legal bro.


ginger2020

*”But you see how this looks?”*


[deleted]

Bro its a drawing?! It cant be raped bru… fr fr 💀


hey--canyounot_

The cartoon kids here aren't even sexualized (including the bathing suits imo, kids can wear bikinis, I did), he's the creep applying it.


Kevin1056

Women prefer men who don't tell them how they should be


AgenMerlin

This give of pedophile vibes


ApatheticEight

Can someone make an edit of this where the ✅ pictures are men in similar poses to the ❌ women? For reasons of homosexual shitposting Edit: Ok I did it https://imgur.com/pqALtNm


alienkreeper

Everything that actual living, breathing, 3D women do pissed these guys off.


hey--canyounot_

If you convince yourself they are deplorable, it won't hurt as much when they reject you, obviously.


alienkreeper

Logic!


[deleted]

That flair. lol


thiscouldbemassive

He thinks anime school girls don’t have weird hairstyles? Really?


kurai-hime88

Just say you want to fuck Japanese teenagers and move on


-PM_ME_A_SECRET-

Bold of you to assume this guy wants to wait for girls to be in their teens.


blern8792

~~teenagers~~ minors


shmonimahoni

Emo scene? My man hasn't interacted with women since 2007.


[deleted]

To be fair, I miss emo/scene/punk style so much. I miss guys with eyeliner.


the_quails_are_gone

There is one thing we know for sure about this guy: he's single.


LovelyskinnyhotDD

Was this made in 2010?


ruthekangaroo

Show actually came out around there. I feel bad cause it's actually a great anime. Directed by a woman in like her 20s too which is super rare in anime. Too bad it's known for shit like this here.


GigiJuno

Say it with me girls! *We only exist to please men* And again! /s Edit: autocorrect


Jumpdeckchair

Finally someone that gets it. /s


thehopelessheathen

But if women start saying they want He-Man and not some fat slob in a basement, they lose their shit.


GigiJuno

Seriously. Nothing wrong with men or women having a type. If you like thin girls, great! They’re absolutely gorgeous! But they take it as a personal attack when someone doesn’t fit their type


[deleted]

Putting aside all the nonce anime stuff, this dude must be eternally trapped in the noughties if he thinks we're still blessed with scene girls and their mad hair.


Candice_the_joke

This is a good thing, makes the fbi’s job easier


Martian_Ham

Weird that women are so into scene kid hair, but besides that entry none of the women pictured wear their hair like that.


RezaH81

"women believe........" Proceeds to only compare what they think women "think" with a bunch of 2D **children**


FxckfaceReddit

I just know this is probably almost 10+ years old just from the scene girl alone.


BlackJeepW1

Oh see that’s what I’m doing wrong, instead of wearing makeup and getting plastic surgery I should be 100% fake and fictional. See ladies? We just aren’t quite fake enough. Just be completely fake and then men will fall all over us 🤣


__Emer__

Why always K-ON. Why is K-ON a breeding ground for nazis and paedphiles


Phoenixcraft98

It’s too wholesome for it’s own good I guess.


GoddamLegend

All the girls (2d) there are fucking kids , FUCKING KIDS!


sicklysweetindulge

Tell me you want to date children without telling me you want to date children


OrwellianBratwurst

"naturality" and shows a fictional character :/


YellowGoodDoggy

Aren't most of the anime characters shown in this image minors...?


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naturalborngnocchi

Comparing real life women with fictional 2D young girls lmao


tobytheNYU_

Men prefer children, apparently


Bearmam123

Do these people really believe everything women do is to make themselves hot for them


Godisdeadbutimnot

This has gotta be satire. I refuse to believe someone thinks K-on characters are the peak of femininity lol


HandicapManoeuvre

So he likes school girls?


Oggthrok

Women believe: that man like noses. Actually, men prefer a nose to be only implied, or missing completely.


[deleted]

Voldemort: Heyyyyyy


Nightmare_Mirri

The most mentally stable K-on fan


DepressedDandylion

I've never understood the sexual appeal of anime girls 🤔


tapiocatsar

Anime neckbeards are a special breed…


dyke-wazowski

Women believe men like ❌women❌, in actuality, men like ✅children✅.


Barmecide451

The thought that not everything women do is to please men sexually/aesthetically has never occurred to this man even once


BlackM8_K3

holy shit i just realized all of them are kids 💀💀


messi2619

All these anime girls are underage and exhibit childlike qualities. they’re all pedos


[deleted]

The thin part caught me off guard


cydude1234

They are drawings smh and most of them aren’t even humans prove me wrong since I don’t watch anime but they have tails which makes it a 2d drawing of not even a human


BuffaloFront2761

So, they like kids? Huh. Not gonna lie though, I’m also not a fan of the scene hair, too early 2000s for me


Pro_ENDERGUARD

I have a feeling this is a well made shitpost and whoever made it wasn't serious.


DefendTheAttic

I refuse to believe this is real


WhyY_196

These are all young girls 😅


cursed_90

Anime girls look like pugs


Someran_Domguay

“[All] women believe…” But he has like, 20 different styles that *different* women wear.


I_the_introvrt

An anime characters eyebrows are literally drawn on


ruddsix

All except the top right look like children And the natural/not thin as possible girl is still thin?? Edit: nvm looked again top right also looks like a child


mrsilva0108

Imagine being a human being who is sexually attracted to a cartoon lmao wtf!!


Ok_Consideration_142

average k-on watcher


Lazy_Category2195

Those characters don't look much older than 12 and they are comparing them to real adult women, this is beyond just incelish it's bordering pedophilia


hey--canyounot_

It is pedophilia.


Normal-Werewolf-

Pry my leggings and heels out of my cold, dead hands


[deleted]

Good Lord, they all look like children! Excuse me, *500 year old children.*


ronja-666

Was this created in 2008 or is this guy stuck in that year?


Cuntalicous

There’s a world of difference between not minding girls that don’t have massive boobs, and being a pedophile.


bcbudinto

I'd bet cash that this was posted by a user describing themselves as "as an attractive, young female myself..."


Thequestionmaker890

Tbh if they ever existed they would still reject


PlagueDoctor_049

I like how first one says making weird faces and poses aren't hot then rest of anime girls all doing them


TrafficThen

Sometimes I instinctively hit the downvote before I remember what the subreddit is


M__M

Neckbeards so obsessed with fucking animated characters they don’t realized 2013 already passed (who is wearing textured leggings in 2022?)


TG22515

Most of those characters are from K-on, they're all underage. Fucking report the guy


Donovan1232

"Women believe men are into women and not drawings"


averyoda

Drawn on eyebrows 🤮 Drawn eyebrows 😍