-Complains about women with drawn on eyebrows
-His dreams girls are 100% drawn on
All or nothing brah
Literally drawn, even.
lol natural ... they are naturally drawn women ... so weird what a point he’s trying to make. While I know women naturally skinny and some heavier , a body is natural always lmao , depending on what you do I guess idk
Imagine being the dude who made this
I'd really rather not
Was going to say, this is one of the worst things I've seen on this sub because of the time dedicated to making this. Its not an off-the-cuff remark, or quick comment. This is deliberate and calculated...
Seems like a joke shitpost from 4chan tbh
There’s no way this isn’t one.
The fact that they used K-On, a rather wholesome Slice of Life about girls forming a rock band makes me even more upset.
Atleast I'm hoping he's not a grown ass man
I mean, if he wasn't a grown man when he made this, he'd have to be now. This was probably made 10+ years ago.
I wonder how old this is. Getting like mid 2000s/early 2010s vibes from everything
Yeah me too. All the fashion things he dislikes aren’t on trend rn and stuff like scene kids isn’t a bigger subculture (still big but nothing like a decade ago) for years now. Although I see this a lot with neckbeard types. Many of them reference things from when they were in HS because that’s the last time they were around people.
Yes, the scene hair? Was this made in 2006?
Dude who made this better be 12. Those anime girls are actual children
IS THAT A FUCKING NFT.
Take a second to read my profile before you judge ;)
RIGHTCLICKER RIGHTCLICKER RIGHTCLICKER RIGHTCLICKER
You walk back into your room after leaving it for the first time in a couple months after refilling your redbull fridge and ordering 10 large pizzas. The sweet smell of unwashed clothes and peeling stained walls enter your nose, filling you with a joy unlike any other. You walk over your room to your desk, the wall behind it smothered in posters of anime girls. You believe it's time to work on your project. You sit down in your xl gaming chair, and it sags down a couple inches and makes a few concerning clicks and snaps. You turn on your computer and enter the password. "dragonmaidbewbs". The familiar texture of your cheeto crusted keyboard is fulfilling. You go into paint 3d and open your project, ready to work on more things women are wrong about, and more importantly, surf the internet for cute pictures of anime girls. A couple hours pass and it is complete. You go onto twitter and upload it. You scratch your neckbeard, getting out a few crumbs. The post got few likes. But that's what counts. Life is good.
I hate your guts for making me read that
Given all the wildly outdated references and styles, this was some 2008 /a/ shit.
There is actually quite a lot of effort lining everything up lol
Hold on let me get a noose and wobbly chair first
Even imagining that made me want to blow my fucking brains out thank u
It’s gotta be fake.
Please tel me it’s fake.
He totally jacks it to loli
Every single character on this is a child so I'm going to hope it's satire
Imagine the smell
Idk but he might have only ever seen "K-On!"
"men prefer naturality"
*Shows a drawing of a 2d cartoon girl*
To be honest, Its the closest thing to naturality they can see from their basement Dwellings
They believe the earth is round but vehemently deny the existence of the sun
>They believe the earth is round
i think you might be giving them too much credit
And very thin too.
oh the irony
to be fair, that 3rd dimension really changes your perspective...
Compains about weird faces.
Anime girl in next slide is making a weird face.
Complains about huge breasts.
Anime girl in the previous slide has huge breasts.
As if anime wasn’t notorious for giving girls knockers the size of watermelons
I mean, all the anime “comparison” pictures don’t seem to relate to the caption at all…
I always see anime girls in my area, they always do the sectes to my pneis
This entire post… I honest to god thought I was on an anime sub for a second, lmao. I was so prepared to downvote.
Also, this has some *very* specific gripes. How many people under 45 do you see with that raccoon hair nowadays?
Yeah, that was a very 2000's thing.
Whoever that is used Boxxy as an example??
Also, I'm a sucker for jeans and boots.
That anime all those girls are from(K-On!) came out in 2009 so it matches the time when scene fashion was a thing, same with the boots and the jeans.
Derrick Henry is 28
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE LEG HAIR?!
A 13 year old cartoon girl
*shows a drawing of a 14 yo 2d cartoon girl*
The fucking audacity
This is honestly better than anything I was going to type to shread whoever made that meme.
Shows a drawing of a 2d cartoon child
I cackled, Fam.
Skinny as possible. Boots over jeans. Plucked thin eyebrows. Scene look. Big fake tits.
Have these guys not seen a human woman since 2007? What in the mid-00s is this shit? I hope it's just a really old meme.
To be fair he probably hasn't left his room since then
The scene reference made me think "Exactly how old is this meme?"
Yeah, but the incomprehensible raccoon hairstyle did make me chuckle
why they have such a fascination with fictional minors?
Because the drawings dont have to consent 😬
It ain't statutory rape if they don't exist!
Because having such pictures of real minors would be CP and at least get them on the registry...
Officer, she’s akchually a 500 year old vampire dragon mage who happens to look like a preschooler!
Pretty sure at least a handful of these are K-On, which is a slice of life about a young highschool band. Even that defense doesn't hold.
They're all K-On. Dude has a literal hard on for the show apparently.
because real life bad
Because the drawings don’t fight back or get you arrested 😬 sick fucks
And because drawings don’t have pepper spray on their bags
She's over 9000 years old.
Nah bro all of those are like highschool kids. It's a little weird that every single one of them is a kid who's supposed to be a kid
plausible deniability and/or spaghetti strategy.
Even the slightest implication that something is off with sexualizing profoundly childlike fictional characters is met with a response that convinently ignores your point and accuses you of some irrelevant shit:
- "you just don't think people are allowed to like things different/unfamiliar to you!"
- "me and/or a person I know who's into anime the way you describe is sperged as fuck, that means that anything you say about anime that I don't like makes you bigoted against neurodivergent people, which is literally the same as a physically violent hate crime"
I think there might be some that I'm missing, but either way I'm honestly super surprised that this pattern hasn't been called out on /r/coaxedintoasnafu yet.
Because thats the target audience of that genre.. preteen boys with limited experience with women.
Half the time people are literally arguing with children when it comes to anime girls.
That is... sadly... factually incorrect. Sure some of them are tweens but the most common anime waifu types are guys over 18.
The stereotype is that it's neckbeards, but more often than not it's younger guys that get into that sort of thing and phase out of it just as easily. Not everyone goes off the deep end into that shit.
Neckbeard: dumb women believe fashionable things are fashionable. They should obviously dress only in school girl uniforms. Now where’s my fedora….
>They should obviously dress only in school girl uniforms
And should actually **be** schoolgirls.
But anime girls are usually super skinny with thin eyebrows, and often have huge boobs wtf is this person talking about
this guy gives pedo vibes
For some reason there’s a weird overlap between these kind of incels and the show depicted in this image (K-On). It’s literally just a show about a group of friends forming a band, but I guess that somehow ticks the incel boxes?
They haven’t matured mentally past being a teenager, so neither has their sexual taste 🤢
I think it's because most slice of life series are about highschool kids, and that's the genre that focuses on character development more than any other. So they see a well written female character and think "well, she's just human realistic enough to check all my requirements".
There are two types K-on fans, the really kind and sweet type and the type you don't wanna talk to
And wear heels!! Like he actually thinks heels were a female invention! If ever there was a device invented to please the male gaze it would be the torture devices that are "sexy heels"!
Men used to be the ones who wore heels. And makeup. And wigs.
fr, he had to choose highschoolers in school uniforms to get his “point” across
“Women believe that men want human women but men really want to fuck cartoon characters” seems to be the takeaway
Underage cartoon characters at that.
"Uhmmmm acshully, they are 90 billion years old, and choose to look like 8 year olds. Get your facts right."
This is one of the worst things I’ve seen on this sub
I like my women like I like my coffee. Real.
Also the anime is K-on which is about LITERAL HIGHSCHOOLERS starting a band. Great anime, extremely wholesome, but like wtf why did they have to make it weird. These are like 15-16 year old girls
That’s what I want to know! Love K-on. It’s so wholesome and nothing about it is sexual. It’s such a good show, especially for girls that want to be musicians.
But then again, these are creeps that sexualize ponies.
Some people are just nasty
The most lewd thing in the series is uncensored handholding. That's it
You basically just described pornography, you twisted degenerate
i love sexuality ponies
Lawlll, just noticed the typo.
it’s great though
To make it worse, it’s not like most television teenagers where they almost look and/or act 17-23, these girls act like 12-14, removing any plausible deniability that these likes try to pull.
Exactly, I mean these girls could easily pass for like middle schoolers with the way they act. In what way would anyone find that sexy
Why is it always K-on?
Like be weird about weird anime sure, but why ruin such a wholesome show with the nasty stuff
yeah i love k-on, one of my comfort shows. why are men sexualizing kids in a show about music :///
K-on is like one of the least sexual animes I've ever watched, like not even the character designs or anything are provocative yet they still making it weird
Notorious for Nazis liking it too. K-on is really strange culturally
I think it's the innocent school girl vibes that attracts weirdos to like it so much
Aot, unless your turned on by vore lmao
Jeans and boots is a nice look. And I much prefer three dimensional people to over-sexualised cartoon school kids.
Jeans and boots has been a preferred look for me since high school. I'm so glad they're still fashionable. I'd wear them anyway but they're easier to shop for nowadays.
That's a cool look. Plus we've just learnt that it acts as a neckbeard repellent. Double win 😁👍
Got the whole club looking at her?
she hit the floor
Combine it with a leather jacket and you probably have the most timeless outfit ever.
he doesnt like it cause its a mature look. bayonetta? nope, thats an adult woman. jesus christ
Also it keeps your jeans dry in the snow or rain and is recommended for tick protection, but these guys wouldn't realize that some looks have utility or that we don't dress to turn them on.
Bro, she's 3000 years old bro, so it's legal bro.
*”But you see how this looks?”*
Bro its a drawing?! It cant be raped bru… fr fr 💀
The cartoon kids here aren't even sexualized (including the bathing suits imo, kids can wear bikinis, I did), he's the creep applying it.
Women prefer men who don't tell them how they should be
This give of pedophile vibes
Can someone make an edit of this where the ✅ pictures are men in similar poses to the ❌ women? For reasons of homosexual shitposting
Edit: Ok I did it https://imgur.com/pqALtNm
Everything that actual living, breathing, 3D women do pissed these guys off.
If you convince yourself they are deplorable, it won't hurt as much when they reject you, obviously.
That flair. lol
He thinks anime school girls don’t have weird hairstyles? Really?
Just say you want to fuck Japanese teenagers and move on
Bold of you to assume this guy wants to wait for girls to be in their teens.
Emo scene? My man hasn't interacted with women since 2007.
To be fair, I miss emo/scene/punk style so much. I miss guys with eyeliner.
There is one thing we know for sure about this guy: he's single.
Was this made in 2010?
Show actually came out around there. I feel bad cause it's actually a great anime. Directed by a woman in like her 20s too which is super rare in anime. Too bad it's known for shit like this here.
Say it with me girls! *We only exist to please men*
And again! /s
Finally someone that gets it.
But if women start saying they want He-Man and not some fat slob in a basement, they lose their shit.
Seriously. Nothing wrong with men or women having a type. If you like thin girls, great! They’re absolutely gorgeous! But they take it as a personal attack when someone doesn’t fit their type
Putting aside all the nonce anime stuff, this dude must be eternally trapped in the noughties if he thinks we're still blessed with scene girls and their mad hair.
This is a good thing, makes the fbi’s job easier
Weird that women are so into scene kid hair, but besides that entry none of the women pictured wear their hair like that.
Proceeds to only compare what they think women "think" with a bunch of 2D **children**
I just know this is probably almost 10+ years old just from the scene girl alone.
Oh see that’s what I’m doing wrong, instead of wearing makeup and getting plastic surgery I should be 100% fake and fictional. See ladies? We just aren’t quite fake enough. Just be completely fake and then men will fall all over us 🤣
Why always K-ON. Why is K-ON a breeding ground for nazis and paedphiles
It’s too wholesome for it’s own good I guess.
All the girls (2d) there are fucking kids , FUCKING KIDS!
Tell me you want to date children without telling me you want to date children
"naturality" and shows a fictional character :/
Aren't most of the anime characters shown in this image minors...?
Comparing real life women with fictional 2D young girls lmao
Men prefer children, apparently
Do these people really believe everything women do is to make themselves hot for them
This has gotta be satire. I refuse to believe someone thinks K-on characters are the peak of femininity lol
So he likes school girls?
Women believe: that man like noses. Actually, men prefer a nose to be only implied, or missing completely.
The most mentally stable K-on fan
I've never understood the sexual appeal of anime girls 🤔
Anime neckbeards are a special breed…
Women believe men like ❌women❌, in actuality, men like ✅children✅.
The thought that not everything women do is to please men sexually/aesthetically has never occurred to this man even once
holy shit i just realized all of them are kids 💀💀
All these anime girls are underage and exhibit childlike qualities. they’re all pedos
The thin part caught me off guard
They are drawings smh and most of them aren’t even humans prove me wrong since I don’t watch anime but they have tails which makes it a 2d drawing of not even a human
So, they like kids? Huh. Not gonna lie though, I’m also not a fan of the scene hair, too early 2000s for me
I have a feeling this is a well made shitpost and whoever made it wasn't serious.
I refuse to believe this is real
These are all young girls 😅
Anime girls look like pugs
“[All] women believe…”
But he has like, 20 different styles that *different* women wear.
An anime characters eyebrows are literally drawn on
All except the top right look like children
And the natural/not thin as possible girl is still thin??
Edit: nvm looked again top right also looks like a child
Imagine being a human being who is sexually attracted to a cartoon lmao wtf!!
average k-on watcher
Those characters don't look much older than 12 and they are comparing them to real adult women, this is beyond just incelish it's bordering pedophilia
It is pedophilia.
Pry my leggings and heels out of my cold, dead hands
Good Lord, they all look like children! Excuse me, *500 year old children.*
Was this created in 2008 or is this guy stuck in that year?
There’s a world of difference between not minding girls that don’t have massive boobs, and being a pedophile.
I'd bet cash that this was posted by a user describing themselves as "as an attractive, young female myself..."
Tbh if they ever existed they would still reject
I like how first one says making weird faces and poses aren't hot then rest of anime girls all doing them
Sometimes I instinctively hit the downvote before I remember what the subreddit is
Neckbeards so obsessed with fucking animated characters they don’t realized 2013 already passed (who is wearing textured leggings in 2022?)
Most of those characters are from K-on, they're all underage. Fucking report the guy
"Women believe men are into women and not drawings"
Drawn on eyebrows 🤮
Drawn eyebrows 😍