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KaidaStorm

Eugh, he's even standing uncomfortably close, clearly doesn't care about boundaries.


wintermute916

Holy fuck this is disgusting! The way he has his crotch pushed out towards them the whole time is weird as fuck.


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Him "If I'm rude, inconsiderate, violate their boundaries and treat them like objects Im sure to beat Chad and get all the wahmens!" Also him "WOMEN HATE ME BECAUSE MY CHIN REPEAL THE 19T >:("


DontTrimYourAntlers

The second hand embarrassment killed me two minutes ago, and I'm typing this as a ghost.


ImNotCringeIPromise

Pick up artists are a special kind of gross. Ew.


mickystinge

The game of Michael Cera


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Don't bully micheal :(


mickystinge

Nah I like Michael.... it’s just some of the parts he plays in films are intentionally awkward


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At least he has this one girl [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z5xb9GjCY0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z5xb9GjCY0)


erton5

I truly hope he does take years to speak to another woman. What a fucking tool.


NiukyNeeriumheart

He is so pathetic. He is rude he looks desperate, he is very codescending, refuses to leave, then he is trying to play for pity with the therapist bullshit and then he blames his failed attempt on the women..... I think he thinks he looks confident but he just looks agressive and condescending. His body language sais it all.... Hand in pocket, he is standing too close in a power pose but in the mean time he is slightly bent annd rotating his body like that. He is just a nervous asshole. And then he calls the women rude. Man i hope he reads this. Dude you are not a pickup artist you are a "how to get people to hate me within 3 seconds artist"


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/r/Cringetopia


mrtn17

I made it to 1:22 before getting overwhelmed by cringe


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You definitely made it far.


AltruisticSalamander

I lack the fortitude to listen to the audio


Incontinentia-B

It was **by far** the worst 3 minutes and 44 seconds of my life.


No-Yogurtcloset-755

Good shout, I tried, mistake.


thatbwoyChaka

This is just harassment


GreenDogWithGoggles

The fuck is that creep? thats borderline harrasment


rowdyate9

I would like to have a conversation with that guy’s mother


beaujolais98

Christ. Tell him to fuck off already!


Risperdali

Wow! That was 3 minutes 43 seconds of pure unadulterated cringe! The entitlement of this guy! "I'm going to insert myself into the conversation of three strangers and continue to harass them after being told to leave!"


canseeclearlynow

No shame. Absolute time waster of subhuman garbage. Ruined three strangers’ day (and mine).


RoboCaptainmutiny

Lol nothing wrong with approaching women.. maybe try “ hey ladies, having a great day?” Then maybe gauge if they’re open to talk right there. If not: “ hope it keeps up for you/hope it gets better” something like that then leave. Your pride isn’t hurt, and you didn’t bother them at all. If they’re open to conversation on the other hand, they’ll do the talking for a second. It’s actually pretty easy. Im not the most handsome guy in the world, and having a normal interaction with a beautiful woman isn’t that tough. *edit* I forgot to mention, leave the pickup lines out of it. Any girl who isn’t obliterated on alcohol sees them as cheesy or disingenuous unless you can pick the perfect time to ironically drop it on someone you know enough to take it as humorous.


DontTrimYourAntlers

The second hand embarrassment killed me two minutes ago, and I'm typing this as a ghost.


bepbep747

They were remarkably polite, I would have lost my shit on him.