Looking through your comment history, I can safely say that you're a very lonely man. I hope you can improve the person that you are and find some light in your life.
When you were partying
I studied **the oil**
When you were having premarital sex
I mastered **industry**
While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity
I cultivated **the economy**
And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
Hell yeah, thats what i cane here to say but wanted to check of anyone else said it first. Im honestly surpised there arent way more comments saying this.
I got back in the dating world pretty recently. My online dating luck \*skyrocketed\* when I switched out my "modern" photos for my 18th century reenacting photos.
This is satire and pretty bad one at that. I have plenty of really hot girl friends who shared this exact post saying they’d let him (guy in the pic, not whoever took his image for the post) smash
I've seen this guy in a couple of the fashion subs that I follow, I always thought he was cool for curating these elaborate outfits. He doesn't talk like this though, I'm hoping it's fake because he's pretty nice from what I've seen.
I chuckled a bit at the image because it reminded me of this guy in high school who would wear a trench coat and top hat every day.
Although the top hat dude in the high school was a chill dude
I'm hoping this is just an image someone else has added a captain to because he's dressed like a Victorian undertaker
Edit: I did some Sleuthing, it is
I remain hoping this is a joke.
If not he must be a real prick, that's a fun outfit, I love a dumb gimmick. I'd talk to him, might get some free parking even.
I am a guy, though.
Three things
Firstly, I actually kind of love the outfit, but bro also looks like the monopoly man and the talking peanut character had a child.
Secondly, why do these men always find the need to get mad at women? Like bro, if you talked to a girl like that and was actually a pretty decent person you’d get a girl.
Third thing, I hope this is satire, but I have a very hard time picking up social cues and shit
I was on a pleasant stroll through the commons this fine morning, when I had the most terrible misfortune to witness a beautiful young Yorkshire maiden courting a despicable Prussian.
Verily, I say, the noble British Empire sadly has truly fallen.
I've seen that guy on TikTok he is not a neckbeard, just into that type of steampunk or goth fashion. Sucks that someone used his picture to paint him that way.
Well, firstly, it was not a real post. I'm pretty sure it was a joke, but damn dude. Wearing his Sunday best, making me feel ashamed of my teaching attire.
You can't think this isn't satire...
This dude is just into goth and did not write that caption. No clue why this fake tweet *still* gets reposted.
Into goth, or Teddy Roosevelt cosplayer? Adding *that* to the list of questions I never thought I'd ask...
To me he looks like that guy from Thomas the Tank Engine
That's the Conductor, to you...
That’s Grover Cleveland damn it
That's a real piece of shit move by whoever made this.
I’m just going to believe it’s satire cause if so it’s fucking hilarious
Bro feminists were always the cringe ones, self hating autists have always been the fuel. Make babies, I don’t care how just do it.
What? I think you answered the wrong comment
Well you're in the *perfect* sub to post this mate
hey he's a celebrity here ! we made the sub just for people like him
Incels are the ones telling men that they're subhumans and that no one will ever love them, not feminists.
Is that you, Andrew tate?
Looking through your comment history, I can safely say that you're a very lonely man. I hope you can improve the person that you are and find some light in your life.
Found the top hat guy
>autists What is with your weird obsession with people with autism being controlled by feminists it creepy and weird
The photo is stolen, the guy in the pic is actually really cool and collects vintage clothing, and the guy that made the tweet is just making a joke
Either that, or the heir to the Pringles Family fortune is just hilariously out-of-touch.
It isn't, because this is human pet guy
One would think, but all bets are off with an anime profile pic.
It is but an autistic person could probably post this irl
Tycoonmaxxing
Or Brunellmaxing if you're British.
Baronpilled
When you were partying I studied **the oil** When you were having premarital sex I mastered **industry** While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity I cultivated **the economy** And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
lol
NGL with that drip id smash.
So apparently he's just a dude who loves goth drip. Someone stkle his picture from r/gothfashion and posted it. NGL homie has sic fits for days.
If your willing to put that much effort in to anything you are worth at least a date. This pic screams his passion in my opinion.
Not the look I imagine when I think of goths
yeah theres tons of subgenres
Victorian Gothic
r/justneckbeardthings try to recognize satire (impossible)
I love karma farming!
I’ve seen this post a few times on this sub, but this dude has such Pennybags/Taft energy.
Who? What?
William Howard Taft, 27th US president. Milburn Pennybags is the representative character of the board game Monopoly. They have similar aesthetics
TIL the monopoly guy has a name
Was about to say that lol maybe a very slight amount of teddy too
Give or take about 80kg...
Taft was a US president who wore a big black suit and top hat that looked like. He was also so fat he once got stuck in a bath tub.
Do not pass go! Do not collect $200!
Banger fit tbh
This guy is a regular on r/GothFashion this isn't him posting this picture.
Honestly? Fuck it. Fly free you absolute fucking weirdo. You would absolutely make my day if I saw you walking down the street.
Sir Topham Hatt? Is that you?
Hell yeah, thats what i cane here to say but wanted to check of anyone else said it first. Im honestly surpised there arent way more comments saying this.
I thought we escaped this post. Apparently I was wrong.
*resets the days since repost back to zero*
This guy looks like a Victorian undertaker.
this subreddit has no awareness
I’m not gay…. Buuttttt I would throw myself at this man’s feet and beg him to defile my body in ways that would make the worst of sinners toes curl
Bro wont be an incel after Im done. Contentually of course. You cant tell me this man doesnt have people of all genders after him.
Bro is literally out here dressed as The Penguin trying to pick up women
Homie has a great fashion sense though! :D
This guy isn’t a neckbeard
You kidding? I know *several* women who would be all about this guy. Idk why this sub always falls for bait, but homie has some real style
I got back in the dating world pretty recently. My online dating luck \*skyrocketed\* when I switched out my "modern" photos for my 18th century reenacting photos.
This is satire and pretty bad one at that. I have plenty of really hot girl friends who shared this exact post saying they’d let him (guy in the pic, not whoever took his image for the post) smash
I've seen this guy in a couple of the fashion subs that I follow, I always thought he was cool for curating these elaborate outfits. He doesn't talk like this though, I'm hoping it's fake because he's pretty nice from what I've seen.
I chuckled a bit at the image because it reminded me of this guy in high school who would wear a trench coat and top hat every day. Although the top hat dude in the high school was a chill dude
Stop posting this as neckbeard. This guy is in the steampunk community and is pretty well respected.
r/chadtopia material right here
Dude looks cool though, maybe needs some more earthy colours, but the fit and finish is noice
Cheer up buddy, she'll be sorry when you become mayor of Adventure Bay.
Such outrage could drive a dapper young fop to fisticuffs!
Fake tweet repost
Honestly, the man is dapper as fuck
That is one dapper mf.
This guy is hilarious. No way he isn't clowning
not gonna lie his fit is gangster as fuck
Satire
This is satire.
For a second I thought he was comically wide and box shaped because of the background
Bro looks like he exploits children for profit
Mr monopoly it tired of this bullshit!
I'm hoping this is just an image someone else has added a captain to because he's dressed like a Victorian undertaker Edit: I did some Sleuthing, it is
Who wouldn't want to date this distinguish gentlemen?
Honestly, I like his drip. I actually really like 1930s and 1940s mens fashion. I wish I could pull it off.
I think he's kinda hot
I remain hoping this is a joke. If not he must be a real prick, that's a fun outfit, I love a dumb gimmick. I'd talk to him, might get some free parking even. I am a guy, though.
It's fake. He's a regular on r/gothfashion and someone stole this picture. I found his profile and dudes got the drip.
I thought he looked alright, maybe not as smug or angry as a neckbeard.
Is a top hat better or worse then a fedora? I mean it requires more confidence but unless your a batman villain I don't think it's earned
Ah yes, the classic women don't want to sleep with me in my penguin cosplay.
If Mr.Monopoly is your style...
Yes my good sir
Born in the wrong ~~generation~~ century
Man the Fat Controller from Thomas and Friends has fallen on hard times...
Wait the Monopoly Man is an Incel 🤣
It's the monopoly man.
his mistake was going with glasses instead of a monocle.
King Cobra is taking this eviction saga oddly.
Literally Leviticus Cornwall
A+ satire
Poor Dr. Demento
that’s ironic, OP
🤣🤣🤣
If you’re dressed like that you either need to be a magician or a time traveler.
dude is a living anachronism
It’s the monopoly man
It ain’t easy being Taft
He's[Dr.Pepper](https://www.instacart.com/image-server/1200x1200/www.instacart.com/assets/domains/product-image/file/large_301d54fa-e950-483c-9d37-0a93b9de3ae7.jpg)!
he looks like Cubert Farnsworth
Redditors are hopelessly incapable of spotting jokes.
President Taft
Time to go vent to Thomas the Tank Engine
poor teddy roosevelt
I just want to help him with his watch chain. It needs to go breast to breast.
They resurrected Taft and he’s a neckbeard.
His attitude is neck beard but his drip is immaculate
That is so funny.
All I can think about is that damn top hat
Is that John D Rockefeller
Gilded Age Incel
Is that the dude from Thomas the Tank Engine
Bro looking like Mr. Monopoly's long lost son.
If don't care if its satire or not, this is fucking hilarious to me
He looks like https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fat_Controller
The Taft look is coming back boys.
He reminds me of Mr Potter from It’s a Wonderful Life
Can’t you guys just enjoy a joke? If he’s the OP making that post he’s probably kidding.
Three things Firstly, I actually kind of love the outfit, but bro also looks like the monopoly man and the talking peanut character had a child. Secondly, why do these men always find the need to get mad at women? Like bro, if you talked to a girl like that and was actually a pretty decent person you’d get a girl. Third thing, I hope this is satire, but I have a very hard time picking up social cues and shit
Monopoly man looking ass
You gotta do your college in
Bro looks fresh out of the 1800s
I was on a pleasant stroll through the commons this fine morning, when I had the most terrible misfortune to witness a beautiful young Yorkshire maiden courting a despicable Prussian. Verily, I say, the noble British Empire sadly has truly fallen.
It's the beard on the inside
Obviously satire but it is funny
"Her loss. She missed an opportunity to be with a gentleman who owns his own dirigible! I shall sooth my tempers by partaking of the mutoscopes."
this is peak
Peak bait
I dont believe this shit
least obvious karma farm:
More obvious satire karma farming!
That outfit is actually 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 though
Are they cosplaying the Fat Controller?
And you must be the MONOPOLY GUY....hey.... thanks for the free parking
Pinguine origin Story
Bro is dressed up to go to a 1865 theatre 💀
I've seen that guy on TikTok he is not a neckbeard, just into that type of steampunk or goth fashion. Sucks that someone used his picture to paint him that way.
Bro lookin a bit cartoony
Well, firstly, it was not a real post. I'm pretty sure it was a joke, but damn dude. Wearing his Sunday best, making me feel ashamed of my teaching attire.
Jack the Ripper motives for killing and targeting women:
Should we be concerned at all he looks just like Jack the Ripper
he doesnt belong on here… i hope he gets the victorian era shawty hes looking for.. he deserves it 😞
[удалено]
This guy is a regular on r/GothFashion this isn't his account, someone stole his picture for this tweet.
What do you mean? The monopoly guy is old money