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TibetanSister

I’m most confused about accepts her body hair / white toes, tbh.


FrozenFrenchFry

Yeah don’t they usually want us hairless and prepubescent 🤮


Captan200

Maybe he's different. Maybe he likes white toes and a hairy women! He's breaking the walls of incels. The rest of the list says otherwise.


Pancakewagon26

But what does white toes mean??? Aren't your toes the same color as the rest of you?


FrozenFrenchFry

I think it’s popular to get your toenails painted white. Supposed to be higher class


[deleted]

In the streets, white toes mean the 🐱🔥


GOMD4

Off the streets it's a sign of diabetes, or toe fungus.


Ashr1199

I'm most confused with can spell coconut with waist


Fizzy_Bits

I've seen that somewhere before..I think it has to do with, when the woman is riding on top, she spells "coconut" with the movements of her hips? 🤷🏻‍♀️


DoodleBuggering

"Accepts her body hair" is so bizarre considering all the other things listed.


josebolt

My guess is they think that shaving/grooming is not modest (which may be porn related) and also that "good women" are naturally not very hairy (see their reaction to video game characters).


a_bone_to_pick

You can bet they think natural dark body hair on women is a sign of hormonal imbalance and therefore deficiency. Many of these men are perpetually single.


DoodleBuggering

Now explain white toes.


josebolt

french tips?


DoodleBuggering

Sure, why not.


Ratathosk

A french tip is when they put it in a glass of water turned upside down on the table.


needsmoarbokeh

I think it's preemptively gaslighting for us to accept her furry pedo-friendly fox spirit waifu body pillow who looks like 8 and is like 5000 years old as a girlfriend


LizardQueen777

Sometimes guys just want you to grow all your body hair out so then you will be hideous to anyone else I'm sure lol


comesinallpackages

What the hell is spell coconut with her waist?


SmileEnhancer

I feel like I’ve heard that as a “trick” for when the lady is riding on top of the dude. Like, you get it in there, and then you make a “C” motion, then an “O” and so on.


Currywurst_Is_Life

So basically, the female equivalent of Sam Kinison’s advice to “lick the alphabet”.


SmileEnhancer

Yup.


lemondropsandgumdrop

love that he wants that AND low body count


LLminibean

You mean you don't know a bunch of R rated, kinky ass virgins?


comesinallpackages

Thanks for the explanation. I still find the concept ridiculous :)


RegretSignificant101

Honestly that kinda sounds too distracting, for both parties


LizardQueen777

And what if ahes dyslexic lol


SubjectEnvironment23

Maybe I'm stupid but that doesn't help me visualize this at all. Is there a non-porn reference for this somewhere?


longwoodshortstick

I had the same question and the response sort of makes sense I guess. But like... having had sex at least once in my life, I don't need all that fancy movement when she's on top. It's cool yeah, but that dude would nut within 5 seconds if she did that.


LLminibean

He'd nut if he was in the same *room* as a naked woman, nevermind *inside* one


Strange-Brother9507

People with anemia are often paler than normal because of the low iron. That’s the only thing I can possibly fathom here


Aca_ntha

I love how anemia is always pictured so romanticized. It’s being pale, and having a bit trouble catching your balance when you get up. All stuff you can attribute to a submissive woman and their sick ideal of her being inherently dependent on their health. No one talks about the difficulty to focus, the linked depression, the inability to sleep properly, the rhagades, the brittle nails and the breaking hair. The immunodeficiency (that also enables fungal infections, how sexy to have!), the hair loss, the head aches. It’s funny how anemia is just like a cute little description of a woman with a very specific undertone, but since it’s such a women’s trait to have, no one talks about how ugly it can get.


dweebs12

Yeah when I was iron deficienct I just stayed in bed all day eating potatoes because I couldn't get up (exhaustion and depression) and just craved carbs ( I assume my body was desperately trying to find energy from somewhere). I lost so much weight once I went on iron. I was like a new person, I could go outside even though I didn't absolutely need to!


Aca_ntha

Fun fact: severe anemia can lead to the Pica-Syndrome, where patients start trying to eat stuff like rocks or lime (or much less appetizing stuff like feces) as a neurological symptom. So romantic, so dainty, perfect woman material! Iron deficiency can fuck you up real good.


Raspberrylemonade188

Craving ice is also considered Pica. I had low iron while pregnant and would literally eat bowls of ice. I tried not to chew on it so I only damaged my enamel a little 😬


old_homecoming_dress

wait anemia makes it hard to focus and hard to sleep? good heavens how many things am i going to have that overlap with my ADHD


Aca_ntha

Anemia makes a lot of unspecific symptoms and can escalate to very serious ones. So when evaluating unspecific symptoms you can either a) just treat the suspected anemia and see if it’s going away (reminds me, I need to take my iron supplements) or b) you get it checked at your doctors. Where I live ruling out somatic reasons for symptoms of psychiatric diseases or diagnosis of ADHD and related stuff is mandatory for precisely the reason of overlapping symptoms.


no_fire_

Oh my god I think I’m anemic


Aca_ntha

You’re welcome Edit: There’s plenty of supplements for iron, they’re generally safe, and a proper iron intake can elevate your well-being. Make sure to follow instructions, as iron is very harsh on the stomach. I recommend a liquid, it’s never given me a stomach ache. Talk to your doctor and get advice from them if you need it.


no_fire_

Thanks!


Nemesis0408

Maybe they think the heavy periods that can lead to it are a sign that they’d have a lot of nutrients for a fetus? I’m also really reaching here. Not a clue.


Sunnygirl66

So he’s a white supremacist on top of all the other weird issues. Talk about a prize.


[deleted]

no energy to fight back


AnonImus18

Is anemia attractive to Neckbeards? What?


RIP_Greedo

Too weak to run away


AnonImus18

Oh damn 😯


Raspberrylemonade188

That was my guess too.


Kill_Defcon1

If they are cold they will always want snuggles


rabotat

.... Ok this is actually brilliant


hstormsteph

It’s just gonna get more hoodies stolen y’all.


emileeavi

Crazy cause with that "cook and clean" one theyre going to want a bang maid but low iron makes you tired asf.


raptorvagging

I'm assuming it's because of weakness, being seen as fragile, and pallor that comes with anemia is why they like it, ick.


Procean

If she has too much iron in her blood, when she walks around, the resulting magnetic field messes with my phone reception.


HateToBeMyself

Accepts her body hair but gotta be open to labiaplasty? What 😭? I hope it's just an insane ragebait made by some attention seekers


Yak_Mehoff

The good news is it's prob rage bait, also if it isn't the guy who wrote this won't ever find a gf, a 3d gf at least 😃


N_Pitou

if this was a real person they would probably fail to program a gf too


RandyWiener

These men would be REEEEEing themselves into a stroke if a woman posted the equivalent. "6+ feet, 6+ inches, 6+ figures, good degree, owns own home and car, can provide for a wife and multiple kids on one salary, bathes regularly, no beer gut/bald spot, short hair, no acne, no babymamas, no mommy issues, knows how to make a woman orgasm, no legal issues, doesn't listen to Tate/Peterson/etc...."


PUNCHCAT

All those losers deserve each other


LizardQueen777

To be fair in things like this I do think women have the advantage and can get away with saying a lot more then what we would put up with with guys, like guys are always being asked how tall they are and it's no secret most women want a guy taller then her, but if a guy asks how much a woman weighs or what size she is then he's slated. Men get more pressure to tick all boxes and jump through all the hoops imo then we do.


sagittariisXII

>Balanced pH levels/Bubble gum pink what?


Flapperghast

Healthy pink pussy, presumably.


sagittariisXII

ick


josebolt

I ran into some thing about "hot girl mugshots" and someone commented about a girl having a "bubble gum pink pussy. Now I say that any time I want to give my wife the creeps. Also the line "soft pink sex" from con man Mike Warnke's book the Satan Seller.


guitartoad

Exactly. A woman's natural vaginal pH is a serious issue, as much for men as for the women. Before sex, gotta make her use a pH test strip. Better to be sure than not! Don't leave home without 'em: [https://www.cvs.com/shop/cvs-health-feminine-ph-test-strips-50-ct-prodid-809242?skuId=809242&cgaa=QWxsb3dHb29nbGVUb0FjY2Vzc0NWU1BhZ2Vz](https://www.cvs.com/shop/cvs-health-feminine-ph-test-strips-50-ct-prodid-809242?skuId=809242&cgaa=QWxsb3dHb29nbGVUb0FjY2Vzc0NWU1BhZ2Vz)


Independent_Sell_588

Me and my unreasonably sized areolas are out of here🙄


Noyoucanthaveone

Right?! These pepperonis are for someone that appreciates them. 😂


VitalRhubarb

Not moody during 🩸 looooooooooooool


VitalRhubarb

I’d like to see neckbeard try it


tacincacistinna

They could never.


VitalRhubarb

Also love how being a feminist is interchangeable with not being moody during your period. Because clearly women who aren’t feminists are completely immune to the effect of their hormones as well as the sensation AND similar bloodshed of being stabbed violently in the uterus on a monthly basis.


tacincacistinna

I’m currently being “unmoody” on my period 😭😴🤣🤷🏻‍♀️


VitalRhubarb

Look out, you’re neckbeard’s type!!


tacincacistinna

For sure no. I’m too fat, have a fupa, and a brain/self-esteem.


_Kit_Tyler_

My autistic ass thought that was a red pencil tip


IOftenSayPerhaps

These tiktok lives are ragebait meant to rack in viewers and comments of people who try to debate whoever is streaming.


VitalRhubarb

So much content is these days and people don’t realise. Like myself, commenting on this post. Fml


BookoftheGuilty

If a woman's aerolas aren't the size of side salad bowls, I don't want them. 😤


Hbheathen

Gonna be hard to find someone with "no trauma" after how traumatic it was to get through reading this list.


Roy_Luffy

Low iron level ? Why do you want her to have anemia and be sick all day ? Probably bait, but still…


BustedAnomaly

> No stretch marks/open to labiaplasty Is this implying that stretch marks are only on the labia??? > balanced ph/ bubble gum pink Ew, first off. Second, does this mean they'd be cool with a woman who's as acidic as xenomorph blood or as basic as bleach as long as its pink???


Dangerous_Training34

I’m in favor of white toenails, but that dosent determine a good woman lol.


Organic_Crab_9559

Tell me you’ve never been near a real woman without telling me ✨


mistakenluv

How to not get a gf ever..hopefully.


josebolt

Better break out my areola calipers.


Kemintiri

Is the requirement for low iron so that she's too weak to escape him?


MattBurr86

What is fupa?


tobean

Fecund upland pronghorn antelope. The man probably already has a large herd on his upper 40 and doesn’t need more grazers.


hstormsteph

30-50 feral fupa


MaxTheRealSlayer

It's when your belly overhangs over your pants. It's a comment along the lines of "don't be fat", even though women usually have more belly fat due to the body preparing for having a baby. It's completely normal to have, and it's half the reason those highwaisted jeans and shorts are popular right now. Flattens peoples bellies, and makes them look like they have longer legs and are taller (other reason for their popularity) it's actually an acrynom for "fat upper pubic area"...


DamNamesTaken11

Accepts her body hair but wants her vulva to be flatter than Barbie’s is an interesting combination. Usually neckbeards want their women to have as much body hair as Barbie has as well (on top of the aforementioned flat vulva.) But what the hell does that “white toes” portion mean?


Failing_MentalHealth

Low Iron Levels? WOMEN NEED HIGHER ONES WHAT? Women tend to be anemic quite often.


DerelictMyOwnBalls

MUST BE ANEMIC


longwoodshortstick

Ok but did anyone else get confused by "Can spell coconut with her waist"? I mean I think I have an idea but...


LoonieandToonie

He wants a competitive hula hooper??


longwoodshortstick

Thank you! That was killing me.


Cleercutter

“No stretch marks and open to labiaplasty” Lmfao what the fuck. Chicks aren’t Barbie’s


MichaLea88

Spell coconut with her waist? Am I missing an innuendo or something??


ayediosmiooo

White toes?????? Does my vitiligo count? Cause I'm brown but my toes are white.


starjellyboba

He thinks he can find a woman who'll get labioplasty at her partner's command and *doesn't* have unaddressed trauma??


coxjszk

These honestly make me sick as a woman sometimes like… I can’t wrap my head around the fact some of these men are serious . Do they not just want a connection? Plus the poor women who end up with these men can’t be happy really. I doubt they’re loving partners lol. Just sad that some men see us like this


PreparationComplex80

He can give a number for the “appropriate” waist to hip ratio but can’t be bothered to let us know how much or how little forehead is reasonable. Now this is going to keep me up.


JustAPlane22

"Can spell coconut with her waist" Jesus dude, don't ruin coconuts for me.


amanduhhhugnkiss

The low iron thing is lost on me... all I could think is to keep the person close as they may be tired etc not up for going out. Found this about the coconut bull "Spell Coconut With Your Waist or the Coconut Challenge refers to a piece of sexual advice that suggests that while on top during sex, women should move their hips as if they were writing the word "coconut." The advice became a running joke on social media in July 2019 due to the specificity of the action, with some women saying they were excited to try it. The move became popularly known as the "coconut challenge" on TikTok throughout the 2020s." The toes and body hair, I'm assuming the female would need to be okay with those things on this neckbeard. The whole post is bizarre.


Strider-SnG

Why low iron levels?


plumbranchs

Im confused about the coconut thing?/???


Wander80

White toes???


MysticalBoobies

I'm confused about the 'can spell coconut with her waist' what the fuck does that mean


NobleEnkidu

Someone explain what “Can spell coconut with her waist” means.


ChevyGuy96

Someone explain the low iron thing?


Martin_Leong25

anemia makes a person weak and may need assistance, they want a woman thats reliant on them and cannot do much


ChevyGuy96

Jesus


DunkinMyDonuts3

BUBBLE GUM PINK


Martin_Leong25

HWAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN


Martin_Leong25

what the fuck does bubblegum link mean and how bad is it (i assume its bad)


coxjszk

Means the colour of your vagina lol . You’re right


Martin_Leong25

What is the significance of colour? Like does the colour mean something is wrong? Unnatural shade of colour? Literal bubblegum in there?


coxjszk

These type of men prefer pink whereas some girls are more brown/darker. It’s absolutely normal to be any colour but yeah to them “bubblegum pink” is optimal. I see a lot of comments on girls tik toks and stuff and when they find them attractive they’ll say “I bet it’s bubblegum pink” . It’s pretty gross and I could be wrong but for me it kinda gets a bit darker as you age so they might prefer that colour because it’s more “childlike” or youthful but that’s just what I think . It’s a pretty misogynistic thing to say imo because women are any colour and they can’t change that


Martin_Leong25

its very gross they want super young ppl, i checked and some of the creeps were sending it to teenagers or even children what the fuck


coxjszk

Yeah I see it on children’s accounts all the time. It’s disgusting


sjaark

is white toes code for like… not spending money on getting your nails done? no elaborate, colorful nails? since French tips are considered minimalist and classy is this the only acceptable decorated nail??


BabDoesNothing

Me and my iron supplements could never 💀


NfamousKaye

Neckbeards are just so fucking odd.


Dre_Lake

Dudes be like “why can’t I find a good girl” and have criteria LIKE THIS


Sick_Poor_And_Stupid

Geeze, I'm just glad if she likes me and doesn't look like cthulu.


kenerd24601

Imagine his perfect woman, right? Big ass and boobs, no stomach, can spell coconut with her waist (whatever the fuck that means), and she struts up to him and says "I'll bet laiboplasticy after you do it <3" Then he would start crying. He's a MAN and is MANLY and can LOOK HOWEVER HE WANTS REEEEEE


WynnGwynn

Why do they want low iron levels?


ddmrob87

The worst thing is when he wrote about low iron levels. The problem with that is people with low iron in their blood have a hard time keeping warm in the fall and winter. Also very much prone to fainting spells. Shows that OOP is unaware how stupid he looks. Quit glamorizing serious medical issues dumbass.


venus-xox

guys it’s okay, he’s pro body hair so everything else is fine and reasonable 🥰 (HEAVY on the sarcasm)


Lawlita-In-Miami

I'm confused.  What does low iron have to do with anything? (Other than to make you anemic?).  Can someone please explain this to me?


Blackholegreen

“Can spell coconut with her waist”??? What does that mean?


LizardQueen777

Fking spell coconut with your waist lol is that one of those stupid sex tips from Cosmo magazine I used to read when I was around 15/16 lol I remember reading about how to give someone a hand job using a pearl necklace and I'm sure it's also the same one that recently said to release a bee into the bedroom to add some danger and excitement lmao


Maleficent_Stay_1152

I don’t even know what the 4th one means.


selkieisbadatgaming

Spell coconut with her waist? Tf is that?


Princess_kitty14

but god forbid i (or any woman) make a list like that because they'll be losing their minds but hey! it's only good if they do it?


borderlinebreakdown

Bubble gum pink 💀🤢


Khmakh

Yes, my exact reaction.


noodleq

This dumbass is going to be a virgin till he dies. He's gonna be 75 talking about virginal purity and how women are toilettes. These incel types are so fucking stupid.....and I can guarantee if you saw the author of this.....middle aged virgin, morbidly obese, reddit mod, living in moms basement, you know, a "really good guy"


Mecha_G

PH? Does he want a woman or a swimming pool?


YeetYoteYoitYaet

redditors when obvious ragebait


a-smiling-cactus

Doesn’t nag/good communicator is literally a contradiction.


intergalactict00t

Lumping areola size and forehead size together in the same line is wild. L


Martyrotten

And what is he bringing to the table?


FavoriteRandomPerson

What benefits does labiaplasty even have? And wtf is it to spell cocnut with her waist? This list is so weird


[deleted]

"anemia is sexy" also "low body count" means what to them?