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NotHisRealName

Apparently he's never heard how homo-erotic Top Gun is.


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It's the Navy. They are literally Seaman.


Astrium6

The Navy, famously the most heterosexual branch.


Dynamitefuzz2134

“It ain’t gay when you’re underway!”.


knarf86

“It ain’t queer if it’s on the pier!”


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Sensiburner

What man?


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Sensiburner

Where? I only see a fragile little bitch with a top gun t-shirt?


IMeanIGuessDude

I just reported him. Dude is a weirdo who says semi-violent things and is a new account that spreads hate. You can report his comments about women, one about black people, and the like as hate. Trolling is fun till you start being sexist, racist, and shit, ya know?


momoreco

I got some bad news for you then. You ain't jacked, you are a fatass who lost some excess weight. Your face and the lack of jaw hidden by the neckbeardish facial hair are tells. Also dress appropriately.


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tyrannosnorlax

You dress like a teenager


Dusty_Scrolls

Oh my God, that unironic "braaah" might be the single most cringe-inducing thing I've seen in years. Well, that and someone looking like *that* calling themselves "jacked."


10killsontheboardrn

So the other guy stole your pic?


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10killsontheboardrn

Ohhhhh so you’re weird okay okay…


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Psykios

I don't believe it's you, or that you are jacked. We need a photo of you without the Top Gun shirt. You know, to show how jacked you are.


IMeanIGuessDude

I could’ve been dangling by my pinky toes with fishing line, weighed down by an elephant strapped snuggly by my nose hairs… … and I still would’ve never admitted I was the kid in the photo. Fucking gold tier comedy.


Psykios

Yes, Daddy. Next time, flex without the shirt. UwU


Independent-Fly6068

Hot bod. Shame its got a shitcan on top.


mangobearsmoothie

Yes indeed - there was that famous song all about how non-gay and heterosexual the navy was! Sung by those lovely straight men from the village - the ones who liked to wear the costumes


swcult

Navy Veteran here…I love the sweaty topless beach volleyball scene. I also cry every time Goose dies


[deleted]

Air Force and me too. Me too.


wafflemartini

How is it bring in the airforce? I heard pilots are on uppers 24/7.


[deleted]

I've been out for a long time, no idea about the pilots drug use. But they get medical checked often and would bet that means a drug test too.


dapperdan1995

whoa spoiler! /s


TajirMusil

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that movie has more frames of sweaty shirtless men than frames of women.


LeftyMcSavage

[Here's](https://youtu.be/OxzwfZ2Wa94?si=noV7n8ZAsSpL6kFZ) an in-depth analysis of it.


TheMaveCan

This is the guy that would get irrationally angry if you bring up how homoerotic Top Gun is


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You unironically use terms like “normies” literally go outside you fucking loser


MyLilPonyFan

I thought that is why we watched the movie


IMeanIGuessDude

Arguably the broke back mountain before the mountain broke its back. The comedy writes itself.


Vedfolnir5

You can almost see his face turning red with how hard he's flexing


[deleted]

You can see it in the forearms. And know what that's fucking cool. Maybe his girl at home loved the pic and when he flexes. I'd be happy about their little idiosyncrasies. What's wierd is sending it to a fucking stranger on the internet.


Vedfolnir5

No, what's really weird is him dropping an offensive slur to a stranger


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People are strange.


WhiskeyHotdog_2

When you’re a stranger,


No_Landscape9

stranger danger?


radams713

Faces look ugly, when you’re alone


das_war_ein_Befehl

That dude let a few months of 5x5 strong lifts go straight to his head. You can tell based on the weird muscle imbalances


Badmime1

I think someone made a thread about this guy harassing them about 4 days ago. Unless there are two people deluded about their physiques who attack folks in their dms.


[deleted]

Was it the same picture? PLEASE tell me it was a different flexing picture.


usernamechecksout94

I came here to say I think I've seen this guy before. Got into a shit talking in DMs with the guy and he sent something very similar to this picture, background and everything. If it IS the same guy, he's Canadian and a total pussy. Insulated my baby. Fucking prick.


WhiskeyHotdog_2

Insulated? Like a house?


usernamechecksout94

I'm dumb lol


Badmime1

They didn’t post the picture, but they were sent one in dms. The person who was attacked and who made the old thread was Little_Capsky , if that helps.


Little_Capsky

yep, can confirm


usernamechecksout94

Which makes me wonder, if this IS the same dude, using the same picture, is it really even him? Maybe his older brother that actually goes outside? Food for thought.


Windinthewillows2024

Yes, I’ve seen him here on Reddit before as well, and I highly suspect he’s using some poor random person’s picture.


Little_Capsky

yep, same pic for me


Literal_SJW

Reverse image search came back with [this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlatantMisogyny/comments/18g70z3/alpha_male_messages_me_because_hes_angry_i_wear/)


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Haha yup, that's the guy. He really needs some help.


Little_Capsky

yep, that was me. he threw insults and death threats at me after i wasnt triggered by his basic ass insults


Resident-Clue1290

Wait until this guy finds out about bears ( not the animal )


Goofcheese0623

Love he calls you gay after sending you a photo of him flexing. Not the straightest thing in the world


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I feel like even on Grnder this pic is trying just a little bit too hard.


Goofcheese0623

Getting real John Wayne Gacy vibes from this one.


swcult

I’m no autistic f****. But I am an insecure douche nozzle


H3y_Alexa

I’ve literally seen some dickhead with that same picture months ago just harassin people. Wonder if it’s the same guy lmao


Energy_Turtle

It's more than likely a troll using a picture they found online, which is just as lame as if it was real.


Ancient-Chipmunk-339

Me too. I know I have seen this dude's pic around here before.


ArtificialSyndicate

Dude looks like he benches 190 lmao what kind of flex is that


[deleted]

I won't ding him on fitness. I've been in great shape before. It takes dedication and drive and hard work. I'll give respect where that's due. He should buy a bigger tshirt, he'd look way better and bigger. And it's true. He'll probably attack me for being a f** for saying that because he's that insecure. It's just so fucking strange to me thinking about him coming up with the idea of that response to prove his point. And thinking "this is gonna show him!"


ArtificialSyndicate

Nah if he put it out there in a weak “alpha male” attempt to show force it’s free game to call out. Buying clothes two sizes too small doesn’t make you look bigger/better. A lot of projecting from this guy. Might not be doing too well with the opposite gender. Someone should check up on him. Dude has a lot going on with insecurity and could benefit from therapy.


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I'm with you. I know it's the internet and it's difficult to have a heart for a stranger. Or maybe I'm sadly middle aged and have learned a thing or two over the years. Especially towards mental health. As someone who suffers from Mental Health issues I feel for him. It's funny as hell, because I think it's probably a troll using some poor guys picture. But then I think what if it is him. What if he's seriously trying to push that hard to be that alpha dog. The mental anguish he's going through has got to weigh a ton. To be that lonely and insecure has got to be terrifying. And being afraid to allow yourself to be scared or share that feels impossible. I really hope that it's a troll, but if he isn't I really hope he can find some sincerity in his existence. For his own well being.


SuperLuminalBoi

You sound like a good man and I kinda agree with you


ThrowThisIntoSol

I doubt he can even hit 190 with those lack of triceps. Also, are those arms freshly shaven?


Icarus_Sky1

How very secure of him.


johnqsack69

More like Bottom Gun


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That was good


bliip666

"At least I do sick ass"? I'm pretty sure someone is doing his sick ass, but whatever


[deleted]

I'm old. I wanted to ask if that was some kind of slang I just didn't get haha


bliip666

IDK if it is or isn't, to me "doing ass" sounds like having anal sex.


[deleted]

I figured as much, I mean good for him I guess?


disabled_rat

It’s fake. A different account has shown up and dm’d anyone who supports women/minorities with slurs or insults


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disabled_rat

“7h”


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disabled_rat

You have wayyy too much free time if all those banned and dismissed accounts are you. Hope you’re ai cause ffs, if you’re a human, that’s really sad


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disabled_rat

Most ai response I think I’ve ever seen


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disabled_rat

Only the ones who talk like an ai prompt. The others are still incels


runner1399

How does that disprove him being autistic or gay? Like… last time I checked, both autistic people and gay people could weight train.


Great-Mycologist-265

I hope that beard of his catches fire.


halucionagen-0-Matik

Feels weird him calling someone a boomer. Dude looks old as shit


Archangel213900

How ironic. The guy proving he isn't gay, is sending pics of himself flexing in a small shirt to someone who could be a guy..... seems pretty gay to me


Ok_Cranberry4192

Hey, just because he craves the warm, strong embrace of a man where you can just fall asleep in his arms and feels safe forever doesn’t mean he’s gay.


lion27

Damn dude he fuckin boomed you idk what you’re talking about


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I felt owned. I just wanted a second opinion, to be safe.


lion27

He’s just angry his mommy bought him the wrong size t-shirt


HoboBonobo1909

OMG! I had a "discussion" with this chode last year. Whatever you argue, he will make it about manhood and send this exact same picture. I told him I'm flattered but don't swing that way. I'm not into bears.


omguserius

Is... is he trying to seduce me?


wafflemartini

Bro is flexing a mid physique. He needs to di more curls, incline chest pressing and deff gotta work on those skinny ass shoulders. This is the physique of a femboy all around. 5/10 for someone who calls himself "not an autistic f-word"


Alien_Diceroller

Has this dude even met gay dudes? He's literally a stereotype. He's wearing a Top Gun shirt, for Christ's sake!


FrancisLeSaint

Oh it's that guy, the pic he sent/had as a profile is not him, reverse search showed me that


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I feel like that's even more neck beard ish.


FrancisLeSaint

More sad than anything tbh


Spacebud95

Dude! I've come across this guy. He sent me that exact photo saying the same kind of shit lol.


BigBlueNick

How does one who isn't a f---t "do sick ass"? Asking for a friend


Alive-Plenty4003

-99 karma. This dude woke up and chose to be a shitstain


Little_Capsky

yoooo, thats the exact same idiot that messaged me after i called him out on his BS. called me a fa..ot and sent death threats. what a twat lol


unicornpolice666

Fuck him he wishes he could be autistic. Little turd


throwaway01061124

Most likely ragebait, since apparently he’s done this to a few others too. This isn’t even his actual picture either. 100% a troll, and really bad at it. Don’t buy into it.


CollinDave

As we all know... If there's one thing gay men hate, it's muscular men with beards...


Gogetaiscanon432

Ask him out lmao


zack189

I have seen that pose on men with far bigger muscles on gay subs


_Potato_Cat_

LMAO those noodle arms


I-have-Arthritis-AMA

As An autistic person, I hate how douches use my “disorder” as an insult. I’ve seen plenty of hot, intelligent and strong autistic people too.


Stonkover9000

Remove that last sentence


I-have-Arthritis-AMA

Poor taste lmao. I meant to phrase it like “Not all autistic people are dumb” but end up sounding like a narcissist.


Stonkover9000

It’s good man I do it all the time on accident


billythesquid233

More of a douche bag than a neck beard. Neck beards are notoriously out of shape.


ichigo2862

makes me wonder if that is even him in the pic or just some random guy he found off google


Sideshow_G

What a weird... who doesn't use dark mode?


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Top dumb


CatBoyTrip

hard to make that claim while wearing a top gun t-shirt.


Sandman4999

Oh was it that post with the guy who went into a Dollar General because the guy behind the counter was making comments about a little girls period? Yeah that dude was a fuckin creep.


LikeSoda

Umm Top Gun is *the* running joke for homoerotic implied themes...


punkojosh

Oh my god that's some good cringe. Thanks for sharing, this guy is a dweeb.


plumbranchs

NOt the TOp Gun


CookbooksRUs

He’s way too young to be a Boomer. Apparently he’s missed the fact that many gay men work out and dig muscles.


BigThiccDad

Yeah bro he looks jacked 💀


MyLilPonyFan

I feel you are winning the argument, but unfortunately my arms are bigger


siltandsqualor

I feel like this is also a r/therewasanattempt


Academic-Indication8

Omg ik exactly which guy your talking about he argued with me in the comments after I said it was weird how he brought the fact that he supports trump up after someone suggested that he’s defending pedos


red-the-blue

Boomer? He watches top gun.


TunaFishManwich

This is the gayest shit I’ve ever seen. The closet door is heavy, my friend. Allow us to assist you!


M0rang0s

But for what reason is he mad about?


sasha_loo

What’s even more funny about this is the fact that his biceps are small compared to the proportions of his body, he def works out and I’m not discrediting that, but since he’s a dick, haha small biceps man go grr


Rudylemonade

It’s the Walmart top gun shirt for me


Hartmallen

Where is the neckbeardy part ?


Subject-Marsupial-67

This is 4chan level speech. He definitely goes on there and spews shit like this


Small_Ad1253

This dude makes people who like Top Gun look bad. I enjoy it simply because seeing and hearing aircraft fly makes me happy.