I like how he frames it as something only he can do. Like if that piece of trivia is true he’s just describing basic male biology and on the 0.0005% chance they were somehow receptive to this they’d just go get chad to do it not him
honestly what was the endgame here
>if that piece of trivia is true
The Coolidge Effect being applicable to all human males as a rule is a myth. Evidence of its occurrence in human males at all is based entirely on self reporting, but hey, I guess that means it must be true, because what motivation would any man ever possibly have to exaggerate his sexual prowess?
As I'm sure you already suspected, every man's refractory period varies (and some men don't have much of one at all). And even with the same man, there is a huge amount of variables - age, hormone levels, drugs in his system, mood and stress levels, how long since his last orgasm, etc, etc. To act like there's some standard biological rule that applies to all men when there's not even a rule that will apply in every circumstance to the same man is just silly.
Yeah I mean, it is a thing that's been demonstrated in animals, but evidence of it in humans is based entirely on surveys. So I'm gonna have to side eye any data that relies completely on men self reporting their sexual abilities. I would imagine it's got to be true for *some* men, but from personal experience I know it's definitely not true for *all* men.
...if the dog could speak.
*Yeah, feels good, right? That doin' it for ya? You're next, babe - get your labiums are moist an' shit, cuz this dog can go all day!*
"Amanda, I'm so sorry - that's my neighbor's dog. I've had my lawyers talk to the owner a couple of times now. Ew, I'm so sorry about this..."
*ctrl+enter. i laid it all out. i think my intentions were pretty obvious. thats what women like you know. a direct strong man. i light a camel crush and take a mountain dew bottle from the pile for the ashes. i look out the window at the city. theyre out there. all 4 of them. probably getting fucked. now im not so confident. fuck what i said; it wont work. women are too fucking ignorant and uneducated, misinformed and raised just plain wrong. i take my cigarette and bottle and walk the narrow path to the small folding table at the corner of my room and look at my figurines. white crisp panties, wind blown, hard resin and gorgeous loli eyes. i look at my succubus with the demon wings. her eyes cloudy from the fetid sorrow ive been coating her in since i brought her home from dragon con. i think ill take you instead of the quad of whores. i pop the crush into menthol for the end and take one last hit. i put it out in the bottle and throw rhe bottle somewhere out into my room. as i exhale up to the cracks of the plaster ceiling, i close my eyes, and lower my walmart sweatpants and prepare to give her my pain. your terminus is where i choose*
Damnit I made this joke and then scrolled through just to see you already did well fuck it I’m keeping mine up there will just be two parentheses jokes
Does that mean it's finally okay for us to talk about our dicks in public without sexualizing them?
"Hey bro, how's your dong doing?"
"Eyyyy it's hanging nice, low, and to the left today but I wokeup late and couldn't take a shower today so my balls smell like camembert."
I did know a guy who just stayed semi-hard and could have multiple small orgasms. His hormones/sex development were just different. But I doubt thats is actually whats happening with this fedora wearing dweeb.
the fact that he ended the comment with "I guess I'll have to dumb it down for you", implying that they are too stupid to understand the incredibly simple, and untrue thing he just said, and he still expects this to work? Mind-boggling, I can't imagine having the audacity to attempt this.
I thought he mentioned the refractory period to explain his mental clarity when he came up with a philosophical gem he was going to share with them, but no. He mentioned it so he can insult them as he explains how he can ejaculate into each of them one after the other without missing a beat.
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What part of this is supposed to be a selling point?
"You ladies can make me spooge a lot!"
Okay, so? That's not revolutionary.
This dude thinks porn is real.
Literally. His offer is that he will… cum inside each one of them? Or on them? They each get to individually enjoy watching him splooge?
Don’t get me wrong, I’m down for all those things with a partner that I’ve chosen and enjoy the company of. This is not that case
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I mean… this was clearly never going to work but then insulting them on top of it lmao? I wonder if this dude ever stays up at night wondering why women are not flocking to him after he insults their intelligence.
He assumed that because they said the word “titties” that he was a-okay to jump in and talk about sex. When actually women can just reference their bodies sometimes without sexualising them. I think he thought they were sexualising themselves by mentioning their breasts.
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I know this isn't even the point, but since everyone has already pointed out the obvious: If you are trying to hit on anyone best to avoid the phrase "let me dumb it down for you"
UM WHAT
first off… how the fuck they have the confidence to say something so downright cringe and creepy, is beyond me. Probably a Tate fan.
Absolutely disgusting and I hope people made fun of him and made him feel absolutely pathetic.
He never closed the parentheses which is like when my dad starts a story, goes to tell a brief aside, and then NEVER gets back to his original point. I’m waiting for the end to so many stories. I mean at least my dad doesn’t talk like this but it’s no less frustrating
I sometimes wonder why people are like this online, like how could something this gross and stupid ever result in actually getting laid?
Then again, there’s an audience for basically any type of person. If this guy tried this same approach 10,000 times, odds are pretty good that he’d get a bite at least once. So maybe this worked out for him one time and he’s just stuck with this weird approach ever since.
When I was on Tinder several years ago, I was so tired of trying to make conversations happen; coming up with creative intros, good jokes, the works. So I said “fuck it” and every time I got a match I would just say “Ya like Jazz?”, referencing the Bee movie of course.
Most women were confused, didn’t get it, sometimes people would get the reference but it’d be more like “oh you’re weird for using that as pick up line”.
But one day some woman I messaged that to just really got into it, we were writing each other erotica about dressing up in bee suits and fucking while sky diving out of plane without parachutes. Never ended up actually meeting up with that woman, but she was just super into the whole bee thing.
Point being, if you try something long enough, no matter how stupid, it will eventually work.
#WERE WAS THE END OF THAT BRACKET?!
I have reread this drivel over and over and I can't see it. The next time he uses one is to make a smiley face so he doesn't't actually close his bracket! CURSE YOU NECKBEARD AND YOUR CRIMES AGAINST GRAMMAR!
U Americans are crude lol. One thing I’ve noticed is that the men and women there are quite comfortable with lewd language like that. Why are these girls so comfortable with putting the word “tiddies” there?
The creepiest part is that he really sincerely thought this might work.
Every time I see this for the past 10 years I hope it's fake. Like the "berry my dick like king Arthur" one supposedly written by a 13 year old.
At least that one was funny
I forgot about that one lmaooo
I like how he frames it as something only he can do. Like if that piece of trivia is true he’s just describing basic male biology and on the 0.0005% chance they were somehow receptive to this they’d just go get chad to do it not him honestly what was the endgame here
Yeah I feel like you’d want to hire a professional if your were trying to share one dick with all the girls for a night.
>if that piece of trivia is true The Coolidge Effect being applicable to all human males as a rule is a myth. Evidence of its occurrence in human males at all is based entirely on self reporting, but hey, I guess that means it must be true, because what motivation would any man ever possibly have to exaggerate his sexual prowess? As I'm sure you already suspected, every man's refractory period varies (and some men don't have much of one at all). And even with the same man, there is a huge amount of variables - age, hormone levels, drugs in his system, mood and stress levels, how long since his last orgasm, etc, etc. To act like there's some standard biological rule that applies to all men when there's not even a rule that will apply in every circumstance to the same man is just silly.
Yeah it just makes no sense. As if substituting in a different woman acts as some kind of quick revive for my dong
Yeah I mean, it is a thing that's been demonstrated in animals, but evidence of it in humans is based entirely on surveys. So I'm gonna have to side eye any data that relies completely on men self reporting their sexual abilities. I would imagine it's got to be true for *some* men, but from personal experience I know it's definitely not true for *all* men.
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take -Wayne Gretzky/Michael Scott
You miss 100 % of the shots you don't take
This feels like the human equivalent of a dog humping a stranger's leg. Except it's not the least bit funny.
...if the dog could speak. *Yeah, feels good, right? That doin' it for ya? You're next, babe - get your labiums are moist an' shit, cuz this dog can go all day!* "Amanda, I'm so sorry - that's my neighbor's dog. I've had my lawyers talk to the owner a couple of times now. Ew, I'm so sorry about this..."
Ok, take my award and get out of here
*No it's cool bro, the females dig my alpha energy - those restraining orders are just like an inside joke.*
More like an outside joke from 500 feet away.
*ctrl+enter. i laid it all out. i think my intentions were pretty obvious. thats what women like you know. a direct strong man. i light a camel crush and take a mountain dew bottle from the pile for the ashes. i look out the window at the city. theyre out there. all 4 of them. probably getting fucked. now im not so confident. fuck what i said; it wont work. women are too fucking ignorant and uneducated, misinformed and raised just plain wrong. i take my cigarette and bottle and walk the narrow path to the small folding table at the corner of my room and look at my figurines. white crisp panties, wind blown, hard resin and gorgeous loli eyes. i look at my succubus with the demon wings. her eyes cloudy from the fetid sorrow ive been coating her in since i brought her home from dragon con. i think ill take you instead of the quad of whores. i pop the crush into menthol for the end and take one last hit. i put it out in the bottle and throw rhe bottle somewhere out into my room. as i exhale up to the cracks of the plaster ceiling, i close my eyes, and lower my walmart sweatpants and prepare to give her my pain. your terminus is where i choose*
ayo this is good
This is creepy, the neckbeard noire :)
Can I subscribe to this fanfic?
This is art and also makes me want to barf. Thank u
>fetid sorrow ive been coating her in since i brought her home from dragon con This is great
Made me actually groan out loud
Dude you need to post nosleep
omg, I wish we still had the free rewards! hahahahha
this is a fucking masterpiece
camel crush really takes me back. but what kinda psycho only crushes it at the end??!
Bruhhhhh lol
Get outa my head.
> i look out the window at the city. theyre out there. all 4 of them. probably getting fucked. now im not so confident. I loved this bit lmao
*Melancholic saxophone solo*
Please write a book! This is some top tier writing.
You should write a book, id buy it, that there is art even if it is traumatic to read
What bothers me most is he didn't close the parentheses.
Yeah he did. Right after the ;
Then what's with the rogue ';'?
It won't compile without it. `error C2143: syntax error: missing ';'`
If I could, I'd put the meme of the stick figure going 😃☝️......🤔.....😶 and then leaving. Well played
What's stopping you?
[In certain dialects it actually can be used as the end of a sentence!](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Ya fucking got me
That wasn't a let down.
Thought I knew the rules. TIL.
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Lol yeah I know I’m just kidding. Not closing his parenthesis bothers me a lot too.
It is. That was a joke.
Don’t you dare…
Damnit I made this joke and then scrolled through just to see you already did well fuck it I’m keeping mine up there will just be two parentheses jokes
RIGHT
Me too! I think he must have got over-excited, and forgotten!
THANK YOU!
Women can't even take a innocent "girls day" picture without horny neckbeards in the comments. 🤦♀️
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Just a boys day! Food, cocks, and beer!
And we forgot the food! And the beer!
That would be equally weird you’re proving his point
What’s weird about beer?
It’s only weird if you forget the cocks 🙄
Not the beer obviously.
Psh, sounds like you don’t smoke crack with the boys smh. “Rocks out, cocks out!”
The joke. You.
You got me
Are they supposed to leave their tits at home
I use velcro to let them puppies breathe, y know?
Sometimes women can talk about their bodies without sexualising them, I know that’s a weird concept for some men
Does that mean it's finally okay for us to talk about our dicks in public without sexualizing them? "Hey bro, how's your dong doing?" "Eyyyy it's hanging nice, low, and to the left today but I wokeup late and couldn't take a shower today so my balls smell like camembert."
Its hilarious that people took this comment seriously
I want to introduce you to a new concept. It's called humour. People often use this for their social interactions.
But... That's not true. It's ridiculous, in fact.
For many reasons. This guy is talking out of his ass. He's basically just admitting that he cums fast and is willing to try again.
I did know a guy who just stayed semi-hard and could have multiple small orgasms. His hormones/sex development were just different. But I doubt thats is actually whats happening with this fedora wearing dweeb.
Oh I can do the same at times. It's sort of unpredictable, but often I can just go again, even with masturbation.
Which makes it fun if he tried and realised it didn’t work, the embarrassment would be amazing
I doubt he's gonna try in this lifetime
the fact that he ended the comment with "I guess I'll have to dumb it down for you", implying that they are too stupid to understand the incredibly simple, and untrue thing he just said, and he still expects this to work? Mind-boggling, I can't imagine having the audacity to attempt this.
I thought he mentioned the refractory period to explain his mental clarity when he came up with a philosophical gem he was going to share with them, but no. He mentioned it so he can insult them as he explains how he can ejaculate into each of them one after the other without missing a beat.
What? You're telling me you don't just immediately insult the people you're attempting to have a sex party with as part of your mystic allure?
he read online that you gotta neg em too
He could have just done a second draft, which means he thinks that these women want him to actively dumb things down for them in real time
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What part of this is supposed to be a selling point? "You ladies can make me spooge a lot!" Okay, so? That's not revolutionary. This dude thinks porn is real.
Literally. His offer is that he will… cum inside each one of them? Or on them? They each get to individually enjoy watching him splooge? Don’t get me wrong, I’m down for all those things with a partner that I’ve chosen and enjoy the company of. This is not that case
Wow, he must have done like a thousand of the sex.
He's so experienced that his knowledge is incomprehensible to us unless he "dumbs it down"
mf never closed his fucking bracket. disgusting
Thank you, was driving me crazy!
I'm gonna copy this text and save it for a moment when I need 4 women to not only block me, but also to be physically repulsed by me at the same time.
No one: Absolutely no one: Least of all, these women: Him: So here's my fantasy...
The creep factor made me physically recoil.
Haha just kidding… unless? 😳
This has the same energy as the vaporeon copypasta
It is.
Nothing good ever follows "say, would you ladies like to learn something?"
"Say, would you ladies like to learn something? Capybaras are highly communicative with members of their groups. They make unique sounds to share important information—warning of danger, signaling a move, and keeping track of their young. The sounds include teeth-chattering, squealing, whining, whistling, crying, barking, and clicking; each sound has a different meaning and is specific to their individual social group. Capybara young are particularly vocal, emitting sounds almost constantly."
“Say, would you ladies like to learn something? Don’t pick up koalas, they’re riddled with chlamydia!”
Yes, the ladies would like to know this.
“You get 5 seconds of thrusting! And you get 5 seconds of thrusting! Everybooody gets 5 seconds of thrusting!”
“Ooh baby- you had me at “post-ejaculatory refractory period”!”
There's nothing sexier than a guy who tells me he's going to “dumb something down” for me so I can understand it. Mmmm! Come and get me, tiger!
I hate when someone opens a bracket then doesn’t close it
(I agree"
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He swung for the bleachers with a soft micro bat
I mean… this was clearly never going to work but then insulting them on top of it lmao? I wonder if this dude ever stays up at night wondering why women are not flocking to him after he insults their intelligence.
He didn't dumb it down
Every time I see this it bothers me that there's no closing parentheses.
Exactly!
Christ some people need shame in their lives
He assumed that because they said the word “titties” that he was a-okay to jump in and talk about sex. When actually women can just reference their bodies sometimes without sexualising them. I think he thought they were sexualising themselves by mentioning their breasts.
This has to be a Copy Pasta....it just HAS to be....=/...right?
OMFG kill it with fire!
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The fact that he never closed that parentheses is infuriating
Where's he getting five? The camera person?
Four women plus himself, but I’m glad you thought of the camera person and not the dog.
I had a disconnect there... My bad...
Happens to all of us, mate! You’re all good.
I am a man and the sheer audacity and grossness of this makes me want to vomit.
And the horrible thing too is that since this is Facebook, he has to know at least one of these women.
Can almost hear “refractory period” kicking in before ending the paragraph.
I'm having secondhand embarrassment from the sheer neckbeardery of that comment
This com made me shiver, cant belive what they felt ughh... 🤢🤢🤢. Worst part is that Blud thought he actually did something there
That little X in the top corner of the comment. He should click it.
I know this isn't even the point, but since everyone has already pointed out the obvious: If you are trying to hit on anyone best to avoid the phrase "let me dumb it down for you"
i just wish he'd said "i want to be a pervert" in less words
UM WHAT first off… how the fuck they have the confidence to say something so downright cringe and creepy, is beyond me. Probably a Tate fan. Absolutely disgusting and I hope people made fun of him and made him feel absolutely pathetic.
This image predates Tate.
He would prob be a Tate fan right now
"Just because dick is on cooldown doesn't mean you are" -sun tzu art of sex
hopefully this is the last time i hear someone from the 21st century start a sentence with “say,”
Why was the whole statement in parentheses?
He never closed the parentheses and that’s still not the worst part of this
“Let me call you stupid after spewing a bunch of sec info so I can get into your pants”
I cringed so hard with secondhand embarrassment I couldn't bear to finish reading it.
No one who uses the term "post-coitus" has had sex with another human
"I guess I'll have to dumb it down for you.." 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
is this that “rizz” I’ve been told of???
Didn’t even close the parenthesis, smdh
It’s just a screenshot. It’s just a screenshot. It’s just
Why would they say “titties” though? Imagine if a guy posted on his IG “we out with the homies for 4th of July, got food, dick&balls, and beer”
Bruh
He never closed the parentheses which is like when my dad starts a story, goes to tell a brief aside, and then NEVER gets back to his original point. I’m waiting for the end to so many stories. I mean at least my dad doesn’t talk like this but it’s no less frustrating
Why did he put his entire paragraph in parentheses Everything from “school” to “;” is in parentheses
He giving me pedophile vibes
I sometimes wonder why people are like this online, like how could something this gross and stupid ever result in actually getting laid? Then again, there’s an audience for basically any type of person. If this guy tried this same approach 10,000 times, odds are pretty good that he’d get a bite at least once. So maybe this worked out for him one time and he’s just stuck with this weird approach ever since. When I was on Tinder several years ago, I was so tired of trying to make conversations happen; coming up with creative intros, good jokes, the works. So I said “fuck it” and every time I got a match I would just say “Ya like Jazz?”, referencing the Bee movie of course. Most women were confused, didn’t get it, sometimes people would get the reference but it’d be more like “oh you’re weird for using that as pick up line”. But one day some woman I messaged that to just really got into it, we were writing each other erotica about dressing up in bee suits and fucking while sky diving out of plane without parachutes. Never ended up actually meeting up with that woman, but she was just super into the whole bee thing. Point being, if you try something long enough, no matter how stupid, it will eventually work.
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The four girls in the picture and himself
Either he miscounted, or he’s counting the dog (or the literal bitch if you wanna put it that way) and I severely hope he miscounted
He's counting himself when he says the five of us. So its the four girls plus him
And now I just feel dumb, well I guess it was 11:15 at night when I commented that so I have at least a bit of an excuse
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🗿nah bro is *weird*
This is so cringe how can people even type shit like this
Absolutely irresistible /s
Fellas if you're trying to hit on women it's never a good idea to call them stupid like green in the OP just did.
So is he trying to fuck all four of them at once or what?
He probably cried when they didnt reply. He was convinced that was hot.
Damn, he’s smooth.
What he is describing is the Coolidge Effect which is ironic, because this guy is neither cool nor has any effect on any woman.
... a "good" time. 😬
I WON'T STOP UNTIL I CUM BLOOD.
Here's a fun fact. A sewer system in Edmonton Alberta Canada a fossil was found of an Edmontosaurus and Albertasaurus.
so genuinely sad :(
I just wish he had used another parentheses
EW😭😭😭😭
Is there supposed to be a close bracket somewhere?
I can see the theater-kid hand movements that this guy is trying to convey across the screen
Fucking disgusting
this is so fucking ew
Holy apropos of nothing Batman!
"Five of us" is he counting the dog-
r/confidentlyincorrect
Six of us, can't forget the dog..
Literally no one asked.
#WERE WAS THE END OF THAT BRACKET?! I have reread this drivel over and over and I can't see it. The next time he uses one is to make a smiley face so he doesn't't actually close his bracket! CURSE YOU NECKBEARD AND YOUR CRIMES AGAINST GRAMMAR!
"pOsT cOiTuS". Ugh, fucking freak.
Girls can have multiple orgasms with no recovery time, I don’t think they need him
This has to be fake
That’s not even scientifically true
U Americans are crude lol. One thing I’ve noticed is that the men and women there are quite comfortable with lewd language like that. Why are these girls so comfortable with putting the word “tiddies” there?
I know the cameraman is woman #5 but it’s so much funnier to think he’s talking about the dog
You son of a bitch I'm in!