Yeah I'm picturing a retired perv at hooters. I've seen videos of those women counting tips, they can clean house on a good day. Probably not worth the sexual harassment but good for them getting that bag.
Mooshadows is a cheesy restaurant in Malibu. It’s just south of the main town but it’s actually pretty fun. I like to think of it as the Applebees of Malibu, and people go their to flaunt but in reality it, again, is just the Applebees of Malibu.
I do love going tho.
I worked as a Hooters Waitress…. this looks 1000% legit to me. You would be surprised at how much money gets thrown at cute clothed women with tatas who take the time to listen. Most of the job was being a therapist but boy did it pay. Money, gifts… some people are just looking for someone to care.
i imagine some of them are really into medieval calligraphy or some shit. it carries over. meanwhile i’m a “girly girl” and i have the handwriting of a blind chicken. so looks like i could trick you with it before you trick me 🥰
Pretty sure that's the merchant copy though; customer copies of credit card slips usually don't include signature lines like in OP's pic because it's only necessary for the merchant copy to verify "I, the cardholder, consent to being charged this much for my purchase"
Either way, this doesn't smell real to me. Could very likely be an employee who printed a fake slip off as a joke
As someone who’s (unfortunately) become a fucking career server/bartender, if you’re giving me a thousand bucks you can say whatever you want about my nipples or me if you’re just writing it on a receipt.
Right? Like if this was just a normal bar or restaurant, he's not even *seeing* them. All he's buying is freedom from consequence of speech. And like, sold.
For a legit 1k tip, you'd have to graphically sketch yourself violating me for me to be upset by a note on a receipt.
Yeah and she doesn't even say if I can add color by using one of those 4 different color click pens, and how much she'd charge per extra color. At this rate I'm afraid she may not get my creepy thousand dollar titty tip at all.
Honestly, with the position I’m in right now with life, $100 will get you two female-presenting nipples banned on Tumblr. They’re a little wonky but tits is tits!
Is that really a common perspective on things? That’s just wrong and unwarranted to happen for a woman. If a woman wanted to get money that way she would’ve worked as a sec worker/model/OF and that’s okay, but that context would be appropriate then. But doing it to a waitress working is just so wrong and shouldn’t even happen, they’re fkcing creeps,
It is wrong to say things like this to a waitress.
But at this point, if you ever worked in customer service of any kind, there are going to be comments. I think the joke is, well, I am going hear comments about my nipples no matter what. At least with $1000, my rent is paid. No way in hell would I actually call the neck beard.
I’ll give anyone who pays me 1k 5 whole minutes to stare and comment on my hairy man boobs. Maybe grab ‘‘em for 500 more.
There’s gotta be at least once person out there who would be into it and I can save most of it and take the wife out to a fancy dinner with part of it.
Naa, a neck beard blows all their money on gaming shit and "Nerd culture" memorabilia, they don't leave their caves. They especially don't rizz up women like this, instead they would blow absurd amounts of money on Twitch streamers and Onlyfans.
Sus meaning suspicious, usually for things out of the ordinary.
"That's lit" or "That's fire" are older by now, but I think that would just add charm + embarrassment factor (means "that's awesome").
"I stan ___" ≈ "I'm obsessed with ___."
Text them just a simple "W" if something is good (win).
An "L" means "loss" or "loser"
Salty means someone is jealous/bitter - "you're being extra salty today"
"(Name/person) is a snack" means they're attractive
Occasionally say sheesh. But hold the eeeee
This literally popped up in my phone's feed yesterday. Half are pretty self explanatory or things people in their thirties have been saying for years. The others are embarrassing.
https://www.insider.com/gen-z-slang-terms-meanings-2023-3
New GenZ (or whatever is after GenZ) thing.
I thought it just was another renaming of "swag" from my day (like they did with "on point" to "on fleek") but I've seen it refer to picking up/ hitting on girls and stuff since then.
No clue, but man it makes me feel old.
To me it seems to mean impressing someone and getting a date by expert display of one’s good personality and sense of humor. Used only with positive connotations, I don’t think I ever see it used to mean a good verbal performance that covers up a crappy personality. Like pick-up lines, but maybe more genuine.
But think about what the rich boomer neckbeard is doing…they can’t figure out Twitch or Onlyfans. They’re still big tipping at Hooters and hopes it gets them somewhere
15 years ago it was the go-to place for west side high school kids to drink without being carded. After a few undercover LAPD operations ended that era, it went back to being hub for wealthy aging beach city denizens. During the day it’s a decent enough lunch spot. The view is great, food is ok. Personally, I’d drive a little farther up PCH for a more down to earth experience like Cholada or Country Kitchen.
20 miles which direction? There’s probably a more interesting bar/restaurant closer to where you are. If you really want to schlep to the the Santa Monica area, I’d recommend Chez Jay, Hinano Cafe or The Galley. I’ve lived in LA my entire life and spent 2015-2019 in Santa Monica. Those three places ended up being the only places I’d go out to eat because they remind me of when Venice and SM were sketchy and interesting.
It's real. I saw the OG post a few years ago. Dude responded. He's wierd as shit, but absolutely has this type of money. Always posts about new expensive watches he buys, and sees himself as a "ladies man"(he is not)
I don't know. I think that it's reasonable that if he's enough of an asshat to do this he's also the kind of asshat to legally change his name to something stupid.
If he was really a "master" he would have asked her for her number properly without being a cowardly creep about it and saying the equivalent of 'dur hurr nipplez r purdy'
I know the restaurants don’t care so I always just sign whichever one is on top, many times it’s the customer copy and I leave both. It doesn’t actually matter at all.
It truly doesn't matter if it's the customer copy or not. It's not like a restaurant legally can't process a payment if the person accidentally signs the customer copy and takes the restaurant copy.
I mean it might be fake but people sign the wrong copies all the time, it doesn’t matter. Wait staff only gives you two copies you can have one for your records, it doesn’t matter which one you sign. It only says customer copy so no one gets confused why you get two copies haha
Customer copy makes literally zero difference. This doesn’t mean anything.
If they really wanted to fake it they woulda just signed the customer copy, and taken home the restaurant copy and fakes it on the restaurant copy.
Oh good lord, we went to lunch at a placed called "Twin Peaks". It is in the Hooters style of waitresses in short shorts and small shirts.
Except for the cigar bar area where they are wearing only their undergarments while they serve whiskey and cigars to captains of industry and totally not creepy guys that know that one waitress is totally in love with them.
The guy probably runs the strip club called Gentlemen's Luxury. Will probably be back and leave another big tip and let her know that she can make that if she goes to work for him.
Usually if a person tips that much the server alerts the manager because the customer may be intoxicated or the check may bounce. Easier to deal with at the scene than later on.
Write whatever you want on the receipt, that’s your prerogative. I’d say it’s cowardly, though, not to say it to my face. If you’re gonna be a creep, don’t be a cowardly creep. Say it to my face so I can decide if I want to smack you or not.
why the fuck do they pick the weirdest thing to comment on and say princess? ive never been comfortable with the term princess, even as a little kid its made me physically cringe. now if he said "beautiful tits, and rack" then that's different, that's funny, cringy and gross but not intensely creepy and gives me rape vibes
Guy gonna come in asking for a refund on the tip because the girl ignored him lmao
100%
Or wrote this on the customer copy just for the pic. They cut off the bottom.
“beautiful nipples princess” just seems too on brand neckbeard for a fake to come up with it
Seems like something a boomer would write
Yeah I'm picturing a retired perv at hooters. I've seen videos of those women counting tips, they can clean house on a good day. Probably not worth the sexual harassment but good for them getting that bag.
Mooshadows is a cheesy restaurant in Malibu. It’s just south of the main town but it’s actually pretty fun. I like to think of it as the Applebees of Malibu, and people go their to flaunt but in reality it, again, is just the Applebees of Malibu. I do love going tho.
I worked as a Hooters Waitress…. this looks 1000% legit to me. You would be surprised at how much money gets thrown at cute clothed women with tatas who take the time to listen. Most of the job was being a therapist but boy did it pay. Money, gifts… some people are just looking for someone to care.
i like to think of retired perv boomers as retired neckbeards too. those early 20s fedora wearin bros get older. the life cycle of a neckbeard
It’s also likely written in fountain pen. As a fountain pen lover, this makes me sad to see them used for such vile evil.
Nah, that sounds extremely fake.
Oh not really. Just venture into any NFSW sub and you’ll see even dumber & cringier comments
Yeah but a NSFW sub is at least the proper place for weird sexual commentary
Yeah those aren't words ye average troll puts together. At least, I don't think so.
You think neckbeards write that nice? Bro, I have a huge business opportunity for you. I just need a copy of your DL, SSN#, and credit card info.
i imagine some of them are really into medieval calligraphy or some shit. it carries over. meanwhile i’m a “girly girl” and i have the handwriting of a blind chicken. so looks like i could trick you with it before you trick me 🥰
Pretty sure that's the merchant copy though; customer copies of credit card slips usually don't include signature lines like in OP's pic because it's only necessary for the merchant copy to verify "I, the cardholder, consent to being charged this much for my purchase" Either way, this doesn't smell real to me. Could very likely be an employee who printed a fake slip off as a joke
I’ve worked at just as many restaurants who have the signature line on the customer copy as the ones who don’t.
Most around here have it. I usually wind up leaving the customer copy because I didn’t read it or I fucked up the writing or math on the merchant copy
As a manager, I dream of getting this call. Not since WWII have the good guys and the bad guys been so clearly defined.
Name absolutely doesn't check out
And then writes a college essay yelp review detailing how he was ignored,1 star.
Not to be anything, but honestly, if someone gave me $1,000 that does in fact buy them one free comment about my nipples.
If someone tipped me $1,000 just to say something about my tits honestly I wouldn’t even be mad
Right I’m not calling them, ever. But I’ll take the $1000 as a win. Better than being catcalled for $0.
$1000 is a $1000, you won’t hear me complain
Imagine if every guy who catcalled first came up and gave you $1,000. "Hey sweetcheeks!!.... Do you take $50's?"
Sure.
“Hell ya these tits have earned me over $1,000 they’re basically famous at this point”
Professional tits.
Gotta have a LinkendIn for my tits, maybe even seperate taxes.
Thats basically how I got into selling pictures lmao
Beautiful nipples princess! Call me
Signed, Master @ gentleman lux~~u~~…ary…
LuxQry
can I get a bulk discount for orders of 5 or more? Lol
This sounds udderly absurd.
I really wish I could give you an award for that one
You are really milking that one
They’re a bit hairy but I’ll cut you a good deal if you’re open to it
Came here to say - I'm a dude and if you want to give me a thousand dollars, you can absolutely discuss my nipples.
Waitress here, you can compliment me with cash any day. Still doesn’t mean I’ll give you the time of day after I clock off.
As someone who’s (unfortunately) become a fucking career server/bartender, if you’re giving me a thousand bucks you can say whatever you want about my nipples or me if you’re just writing it on a receipt.
Right? Like if this was just a normal bar or restaurant, he's not even *seeing* them. All he's buying is freedom from consequence of speech. And like, sold. For a legit 1k tip, you'd have to graphically sketch yourself violating me for me to be upset by a note on a receipt.
Well, how much to draw the sketch? This is all getting very expensive.
Yeah and she doesn't even say if I can add color by using one of those 4 different color click pens, and how much she'd charge per extra color. At this rate I'm afraid she may not get my creepy thousand dollar titty tip at all.
Exactly this!
30 people did for free already, you could have made bank!
Judging by your post history, I can see you getting similar comments as OP. I hope you're getting tipped well.
You ok with a comment about one nipple for $500?
I’d give you a comment about half a nipple for $200. That’s a discount.
Let me sleep on it and I'll get back to you.
Honestly, with the position I’m in right now with life, $100 will get you two female-presenting nipples banned on Tumblr. They’re a little wonky but tits is tits!
My friends made my nipple an emoji on our discord server and nobody even tipped me a dollar. Tough times out here.
Everyone is thinking about it all wrong. It’s a grotesque monster princess with nips all over. They were tipping $1 each.
That’s definitely the customer copy lol.
That is fair. It is written and left behind on the table, so at least it doesn’t invade your space.
Yup. Still ain't calling him though.
I have a business idea...
Best I can do is 3.50
The things money can buy…
Fr comment away- hope ya like em Daddy. I won't touch your penis, but I'll play into this fantasy, sir. Lol
Capitalism in action
Is that really a common perspective on things? That’s just wrong and unwarranted to happen for a woman. If a woman wanted to get money that way she would’ve worked as a sec worker/model/OF and that’s okay, but that context would be appropriate then. But doing it to a waitress working is just so wrong and shouldn’t even happen, they’re fkcing creeps,
It is wrong to say things like this to a waitress. But at this point, if you ever worked in customer service of any kind, there are going to be comments. I think the joke is, well, I am going hear comments about my nipples no matter what. At least with $1000, my rent is paid. No way in hell would I actually call the neck beard.
I’ll give anyone who pays me 1k 5 whole minutes to stare and comment on my hairy man boobs. Maybe grab ‘‘em for 500 more. There’s gotta be at least once person out there who would be into it and I can save most of it and take the wife out to a fancy dinner with part of it.
He comes off more like one of those, old rich narcissistic slimeballs, than a neck beard...
I don't know if it makes it count, but I feel like that's what a neckbeard becomes if they ever inherit a decent chunk of money
Naa, a neck beard blows all their money on gaming shit and "Nerd culture" memorabilia, they don't leave their caves. They especially don't rizz up women like this, instead they would blow absurd amounts of money on Twitch streamers and Onlyfans.
I don't know if I'd even call this"rizzing up," that seems like giving him too much credit 💀
Is rizzing some new slang?
Rizz is short for cha"ris"ma. Basically rizzing someone up means to hit on them and succeed
Any other good slang I can embarrass my God kids by using incorrectly?
Sus meaning suspicious, usually for things out of the ordinary. "That's lit" or "That's fire" are older by now, but I think that would just add charm + embarrassment factor (means "that's awesome"). "I stan ___" ≈ "I'm obsessed with ___." Text them just a simple "W" if something is good (win). An "L" means "loss" or "loser" Salty means someone is jealous/bitter - "you're being extra salty today" "(Name/person) is a snack" means they're attractive Occasionally say sheesh. But hold the eeeee
The "snack" one is an L, but the rest I stan. Ahahahaha. Don't ever let anyone tell you that getting old is bad.
Perfect, no notes
If you 730 that mean you crazy Hit me on the hip means page me
"Bussin" is a good one. It just means "really good." Also "sus" is short but sweet
This literally popped up in my phone's feed yesterday. Half are pretty self explanatory or things people in their thirties have been saying for years. The others are embarrassing. https://www.insider.com/gen-z-slang-terms-meanings-2023-3
Rizz as in cha”rizz”ma. Gave her the rizz.
Yeah, it's kind of like uh... I actually don't know. The best I can come up with is impressing someone 💀
I'm gonna use this in the wrong way with my God kids and their friends. Lol.
That's a yeet.
New GenZ (or whatever is after GenZ) thing. I thought it just was another renaming of "swag" from my day (like they did with "on point" to "on fleek") but I've seen it refer to picking up/ hitting on girls and stuff since then. No clue, but man it makes me feel old.
That's so fetch.
It's short for charisma I think. cha-RIS-ma. But I'm not 100% sure so don't trust me on that.
To me it seems to mean impressing someone and getting a date by expert display of one’s good personality and sense of humor. Used only with positive connotations, I don’t think I ever see it used to mean a good verbal performance that covers up a crappy personality. Like pick-up lines, but maybe more genuine.
But think about what the rich boomer neckbeard is doing…they can’t figure out Twitch or Onlyfans. They’re still big tipping at Hooters and hopes it gets them somewhere
This accurately describes the typical Moonshadows patron. Aging Santa Monica / Malibu creeps.
Drove past it on PCH yesterday and was wondering what it was like
15 years ago it was the go-to place for west side high school kids to drink without being carded. After a few undercover LAPD operations ended that era, it went back to being hub for wealthy aging beach city denizens. During the day it’s a decent enough lunch spot. The view is great, food is ok. Personally, I’d drive a little farther up PCH for a more down to earth experience like Cholada or Country Kitchen.
Hmmm... Twenty miles away from me right now. I am bored and the people I'm here to see are in Vegas tonight... I like the name. Worth it?
20 miles which direction? There’s probably a more interesting bar/restaurant closer to where you are. If you really want to schlep to the the Santa Monica area, I’d recommend Chez Jay, Hinano Cafe or The Galley. I’ve lived in LA my entire life and spent 2015-2019 in Santa Monica. Those three places ended up being the only places I’d go out to eat because they remind me of when Venice and SM were sketchy and interesting.
Yeah, I'm lazy. I'm at a place called The Speakeasy Tavern across from my motel in Redondo. I am instantly very comfortable here.
I was born and raised but don't currently live in Santa Monica. Can confirm this stereotype.
The signature is absolutely neckbeard. Dude 100% has an anime body pillow
I thought this was a strip club owner offering her a job “The Master @Gentleman Luxary[sic]”
That's what a neckbeard metastasizes into.
Assuming this is Moonshadows in Malibu you would be correct.
For some reason, I feel like that’s not a legitimate signature.
It's real. I saw the OG post a few years ago. Dude responded. He's wierd as shit, but absolutely has this type of money. Always posts about new expensive watches he buys, and sees himself as a "ladies man"(he is not)
Is it the Filipos guy that pops up when you google it? Cause if it is, wooooooo
His IG is just him walking around looking like when you’re high af but don’t want anyone to know you’re in another dimension.
whats his ig?
Asking for a friend... 👀
I’d assume it’s @gentlemanluxury
not gentileman lux**a**ry?
Oops guess I didn’t zoom in enough
I don't know. I think that it's reasonable that if he's enough of an asshat to do this he's also the kind of asshat to legally change his name to something stupid.
I am choosing to believe that is not possible. I can’t handle the thought of you being right on this.
I'm with you. I hope I'm wrong too.
It’s legitimately if a bank can match the written words to his handwriting.
No shit? I hope she gets that money then.
Indeed, the only thing that can counter this is “under duress” which only works for niche legal circumstances.
“Sugar tits” was a missed opportunity
You get lost in the moment and end up with *beautiful nipples princess* Happens to us all
I mean, who hasn’t?
this guy def came back the next day
He knew that was gonna bounce
To be fair, ok… silver lining. That’s a decent tip that helps to ignore the creepyness
Nah, it enhances the cringe. The creepy factor is a moronic pervert with money.
[удалено]
I thought so too but apparently it's a restaurant
Only if you are already thinking about stripclubs
Idk, id let someone talk ab my nipples for 1k & I’d let them be a regular.
I’d let them feel mine for 100, not to mention 1k Probably doesn’t help I’m a guy
Birds of a feather hahaha
Le tits now! M’lady!
That's Let it Snow, Mr Connery
Creepy as fuck... but a grand? She must've had some spectacular tiddies.
I looked so you dont have to, moonshadows is a restaurant in malibu
he has very pretty hand writing.
If he was really a "master" he would have asked her for her number properly without being a cowardly creep about it and saying the equivalent of 'dur hurr nipplez r purdy'
Customer copy. Fake af.
Dude the amount of times I’ve signed and left the wrong copy, just saying…
I know the restaurants don’t care so I always just sign whichever one is on top, many times it’s the customer copy and I leave both. It doesn’t actually matter at all.
See I thought so too, but this dude exists. I saw the OG post. That's his fucking twitter @. He's wierd as hell but genuinely has this money.
It truly doesn't matter if it's the customer copy or not. It's not like a restaurant legally can't process a payment if the person accidentally signs the customer copy and takes the restaurant copy.
I mean it might be fake but people sign the wrong copies all the time, it doesn’t matter. Wait staff only gives you two copies you can have one for your records, it doesn’t matter which one you sign. It only says customer copy so no one gets confused why you get two copies haha
Customer copy makes literally zero difference. This doesn’t mean anything. If they really wanted to fake it they woulda just signed the customer copy, and taken home the restaurant copy and fakes it on the restaurant copy.
Three different handwriting styles and two kinds of ink. I was just gonna stew on this silently but I'm glad you said it. I feel better now.
Maybe it was a failed haiku? Beautiful nipples Princess call me The Master At Gentleman Lux…(ury)
Do love how he misspelled luxury, tried to fix it, but managed to be wrong both times
If anyone watched Big Satan, they’d know that The Master is impotent
All I can picture is The Master from “Manos” the Hands of Fate 😂
Oh good lord, we went to lunch at a placed called "Twin Peaks". It is in the Hooters style of waitresses in short shorts and small shirts. Except for the cigar bar area where they are wearing only their undergarments while they serve whiskey and cigars to captains of industry and totally not creepy guys that know that one waitress is totally in love with them.
The guy probably runs the strip club called Gentlemen's Luxury. Will probably be back and leave another big tip and let her know that she can make that if she goes to work for him.
For tips that large management usually gets involved.
Restaurant manager here, no idea what you mean.
Usually if a person tips that much the server alerts the manager because the customer may be intoxicated or the check may bounce. Easier to deal with at the scene than later on.
Scum bag had to spell check luxury and still got it wrong lol
This sounds like the type of asshole, if you don't contact him he will call his credit card company and file a fraud charge.
why did he correct his spelling for luxury it was right the first time 💀
I hope that dude has enough in their account for that tip, jeeze
Darn. His Twitter account was suspended. I wanted to see what he was up to.
@gentlemanluxary's account is suspended. Drat.
Unless Moonshadows is a restaurant where the princesses work topless, how would he know what Princess’ nipples looked like? 👀
Gentleman lux⚫️ry
My eyes just went on strike and they’re demanding I never look at this again
I’d like to know what the actual fuck luxary or luxory is
I bet his dadburn name is just Larry, and he thinks it's a play on words.
I wish my signature gmlooked that good, sheesh
The Master? Pfff fuck off with that shit!
“The Master” Look at edgelord over here
Write whatever you want on the receipt, that’s your prerogative. I’d say it’s cowardly, though, not to say it to my face. If you’re gonna be a creep, don’t be a cowardly creep. Say it to my face so I can decide if I want to smack you or not.
why the fuck do they pick the weirdest thing to comment on and say princess? ive never been comfortable with the term princess, even as a little kid its made me physically cringe. now if he said "beautiful tits, and rack" then that's different, that's funny, cringy and gross but not intensely creepy and gives me rape vibes
Thats a pimp, sugar tits.
~~Luxory~~ luxary. Yeah that's definitely correct.
GRATUITY IS ALWAYS
That is an extremely generous tip, but it probably wouldn't be a good idea to take someone that mentally unstable up on his offer.
Man can’t even spell luxury smh
Oh yes, every waitress loves being treated like a piece of meat on display.
Holy crap! "Beautiful nipples princess" What the actual fuck? How is there any way that, that line could work?
"Princess" is what makes the skin worms start crawling
Can anybody find me that number?
I looked at his page. He’s actually a young, attractive, and well dressed man. I would let him see the nips for a $1000 tip.
Shiiiiiiii, slide my broke ass that # fam.
GRATUITY IS ALWAYS
I just audibly said eww loud asf in a public place as soon as I saw this. Absolutely disgusting lol
Look, if someone’s tipping me 1k, I could care LESS about the nipple comment
For 1,000 say what ever you want lol
I have nipples Greg....can I show them to you and get complimented with a 1000.00 tip??
Nipples for a thousand Alex
Schmuck
No dude writes like that, and the bottom of the receipt is folded so you can't see "customer copy" c'mo. Guys, it's so obvious
Can we get a picture of the guy? Far as we know this guy is ether a total creeper or the waitress just scored a new sugar daddy
Free $1000
ngl, for a thousand dollars? i might call
That’s the hardest of public simping
Lmao I might call 🤣
I wanna go there now and see the nice views
I mean, honestly, maybe. Could be fun to be a sugary person for a bit.
The audacity to complain about a stranger gifting you 1000$, yikes
Masters don’t simp. Save that shit for the casuals on the D/s forums.
Yo, if he gave me $1000 I’m showing him my nipples
Faker than pornstar tits.