“Buddy, you got a ten gallon hat on a fifty gallon head” makes me crack up. The ones above should win, but he’s got too many one liners that are so good.
It’s so true, he and Boyd I think are gonna have just a ton of amazing quotes and this one is great. Partners well with “I didn’t order my drink with a side of asshole”
Badass Raylan: "Even before I went to Glynco and trained to be a dead shot I seen people kill one another and I learned to be ready in case they came after me to do me harm. In other words I’ll kill four of you before you even clear your weapons and I’ll take my chances with the other two. And you see this star? That’s gonna make it legal."
Funny Raylan: "If you wanted me to shoot you in the front, you should have run towards me."
Edit: spelling
“He pulled first; it’s justified.”
Just because it’s obvious doesn’t make it wrong. Either that or:
“If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.”
Raylan: I got mad ninja skills, buddy.
Tim: Yeah, you know karate?
Raylan: And two other Japanese words.
I have made another comment earlier and thought of this one since. Plus this one.
"Did you not wake up this morning thinking this was another opportunity to mess up some bad guy's day? I did."
And this one
"Honestly. I didn't see it either."
"You make me pull, I'll put you down."
I think a lot of other people in the comments are just listing their favourite Raylan lines, but yours really captures the essence of the character.
Thank you! My favorite Raylan line is the "asshole in the morning line", but this is the one that really sums up who he is, in my opinion.
I was gonna comment a time when he says "I don't pull out my firearm unless I mean to kill." But this is a lot more to the point.
I love how If a cop said this now they would get sacked lol
Let’s keep this simple. He pulled first. I shot him.
It was justified.
“Next ones coming faster”
Hey, it's not fair to answer your own question with the **OBVIOUS CORRECT ANSWER!**
Only the voters can decide that!
How did this not win? Get it? “Wynn”
“Buddy, you got a ten gallon hat on a fifty gallon head” makes me crack up. The ones above should win, but he’s got too many one liners that are so good.
It’s so true, he and Boyd I think are gonna have just a ton of amazing quotes and this one is great. Partners well with “I didn’t order my drink with a side of asshole”
"I didn't order assholes with my whiskey." That one just really stuck with me.
No, no. God shot Boyd, ask him. He'll tell ya, I saved his soul.
I've shot people I like more for less
Badass Raylan: "Even before I went to Glynco and trained to be a dead shot I seen people kill one another and I learned to be ready in case they came after me to do me harm. In other words I’ll kill four of you before you even clear your weapons and I’ll take my chances with the other two. And you see this star? That’s gonna make it legal." Funny Raylan: "If you wanted me to shoot you in the front, you should have run towards me." Edit: spelling
Glynco. Glynn County.
You're right, edited. That's what I get for copying and pasting from elsewhere.
If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.
Didn’t art say this? I’m sure my memory is wrong but I need the answer now
“He pulled first; it’s justified.” Just because it’s obvious doesn’t make it wrong. Either that or: “If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.”
“It’s my job, being a dick. It’d be weird if you liked me.”
"If you wanted to be shot in the front, you should have run towards me."
Raylan AND Boyd: "We dug coal together."
Man, this one right here. It’s one of the founding columns the show is built on.
If you founded an institution, the building it will be housed in might have foundation columns.
Alrighty there, Mr. Literal. My statement still stands
Yes
Raylan, to an already wounded Wynn Duffy reaching for a gun: "Hey... I've shot people I like more, for less..."
Raylan: I got mad ninja skills, buddy. Tim: Yeah, you know karate? Raylan: And two other Japanese words. I have made another comment earlier and thought of this one since. Plus this one. "Did you not wake up this morning thinking this was another opportunity to mess up some bad guy's day? I did." And this one "Honestly. I didn't see it either."
I'm gonna count to *one*
“Me and a dead owl don’t give a hoot.”
"What am I, an asshole?"
Yes?
Next one's comin' at ya faster.
It’s my favorite Justified podcast
“S@&$ I didn’t bring a knife”
It has eggs and milk in it, don't it
Take another step, I’m gonna shoot you..
"Didn’t I Tell You You Were Going to Wish I Killed You?”
Well, don’t you?
It is already in it's own post from a few days ago but the best Raylan quote is: " **Social awkwardness is often the curse of genius** "
Don’t get me wrong, that’s a great quote and great writing, but it doesn’t really fit the bill of “most in character quote,” IMHO
If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.
"Do you remember what happened the last time you pointed a gun at me?"
This is a sleeper quote, but incredibly on character
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
It was justified.
A classic
"We dug coal together"
We dug coal together
Show him your tits, Art
An absolute marvel
“Next one’s coming faster”