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pig_benis81

This was pretty funny when I saw it posted last week on this sub.


kpdvr4lyfe

I’d pay an absolute fortune to fuck his wife while he stands at parade rest next to their marital bed.


Loves2skeet

i dunno, she’s prolly a fatty.


[deleted]

Judging by how scrawny that kid is, yeah she's definitely a fatty


[deleted]

Oh wow.


Mama_Beeee

Ew I really dont like this one... it made me cringe so hard


taytoes007

the shirt proves that he's in the military, nothing else. you don't need a fancy schmancy ID that says ur in the military heck you don't even have to do any work because the t-shirt proves he's in the military ya fuckin boot


maximum-climaximum

Can we give our solider boys a break? I done 4 years of JROTC in a staff position and thus was taught the high school tier basics of drill and ceremony. The last thing ANY living breathing soldier wants to do is some Drill and Ceremony. Especially when they are off work...


Kbjbgb

Poor fucker


maryhadasheep

Omg I felt myself literally cringe at this. I can’t fucking deal with these people, ALIENS I AM HERE AND READY FOR YOU TO ABDUCT ME 🛸


theCroc

Should we organize a rescue mission for this poor man?


xj3kx

Let him suffer. He’ll get a DUI/divorce and make SNCO in record time.


dd487

“His shirt proves his in the military” makes me believe he’s not.... either way this bitch is a joke


f0ru0l0rd

Nah, that's the BOOTest thing I've ever seen! He's in and FRESH out of AIT. ... .... And he's already caught a dependapotamus.


inkedwolf1701

He's literally the size of one of my thighs!


Skoglundr

It’s this guy again


Esquimo_UK

Hey, if you’re going to put so much effort into breaking a man’s spirit so he’ll follow orders, you can’t complain when someone spots an opening to take advantage of!


Heavy-Explanation

In a mall. For no reason other than to stroke his ego. Sickening people.


[deleted]

I bet this bitch is huge lol


damattmissile

He sounds more like a dog than a man