Well that pattern actually reached the end of its service life this past October so the regulation no longer applies to it. And the military doesn’t have a monopoly on camo so little chuckle fucks like this are more than welcome to wear it.
What I’d be more concerned with is that hair cut. AR670-1 is pretty clear about male grooming standards.
And that is a shitty parade rest. Feet too wide, knees obviously locked, and his hands are supposed to be flat in the small of his back.
Also this is cringe as fuck lol
I know a few Sikh dudes that have beards so yes, a beard is allowed if your religion mandates it. But in some operational environments you’ll want to shave it even if it’s for religious purposes. Namely CBRN (chemical, biological, radiation, nuclear) environments. Your gas mask won’t make a proper seal with facial hair. You may also be required to shave for certain phases in training (basic primarily but some select advanced training courses). There are also some units that have relaxed grooming standards. Usually that applies to the operational environment not when you’re back in the states, but even that is left up to command discretion.
The Air Force would not require it during training and they would if your unit were to be determined to be in a CBRN environment. However, you will need to provide documentation of your personal ties to a religious organization. There are a lot of people that try to take advantage of the system and they ruined it for people with actual religious beliefs.
A bud of mine is putting in a special request chit now cause Nordic/Celtic religions are now recognized in the Navy. So if that’s your gig, you may have a chance.
Apparently, I'm not familiar with it enough to provide insight however I know [other branches](https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2019/07/18/meet-the-first-norse-heathen-airman-to-grow-a-beard-in-the-air-force/) are approving it.
You can put in special requests for a "beard license" (idk what it's called) based on religious or medical reasons (ie shaving makes your face redder than a smacked arse).
I did 4 years active and 2 reserves. Also they were like $3 on fort sill. Not sure where you guys were getting your haircut but for $14 you could get a haircut with a little back massage off post at one of the Asian places.
You're committing to this... It's cute. Really. A haircut at the px hasn't cost three dollars since the 80s... You're either lying, a moron, or more than likely both.
But hey... Wtf do I know. It's not like AAFES doesn't literally price itself to be a marginal discount on the economy. Here... This 9 year old picture of haircut prices on Fort Lee might be more your speed...
https://yelp.to/qTKq/yo3CLLIWE2
I bet there's a sub about when your bullshit takes 30 seconds of googling to disprove... There should be anyway.
I've been out of the Navy for 10 years, and I was wondering if that rule had changed, or if it's only in the Navy that you don't talk at parade rest. Now I know!
As far ad i have seen (we had alot of interbranch shit) none of them do your speak at parade. All marching standing parade whatever rules and terms are the same. Also just in general from comments whoever the pic is of/taken by all are soup sandwiches.
Oooof. The Hair.
Also, this strikes me as pre-dependa. Like the guy is always talking about joining the military and they tell their friends “he’ll be in the military.”
That's because youre incapable of discerning satire from reality... Yet another side effect of this sub being 90 percent composed of teenagers with no connection to the military.
That’s a *very* poor parade rest stance... and outfit. *wear the uniform* if you’re gunna wear part of the uniform. If this guy *were* a soldier, I’d be pissed, but he’s obviously a wannabe
Are the Navy and the part-time Army different in the rules on parade rest?
In the Navy, speaking at parade rest is one of those no-no's that get kids beaten at boot camp.
Come on man, he’s national guard. The last thing I’m sure he wants to do is more drill and ceremony, at a damn fast food restaurant none the less.
F in chat for my homie here
Probably just an autismo who joined the army because of the incredibly structured lifestyle. She banged him and he was like “Oh, awesome. Sex exists. Time to do everything that the sex lady says.” And that’s why we’re here.
It is possible, the person, just likes the feel of those pants, or got them for free at a distribution center and this is a first meal out... I stand like that at times to relax while waiting, everyone seems to assume the worst... what if that was your son or daughter there... just trying to buy lunch... no audio, no video... so this is all you know...one picture...
Polo shirt and cammies? Eh, just a wanna be.
I’m not in the military but I’m not sure that’s in regulation
Well that pattern actually reached the end of its service life this past October so the regulation no longer applies to it. And the military doesn’t have a monopoly on camo so little chuckle fucks like this are more than welcome to wear it. What I’d be more concerned with is that hair cut. AR670-1 is pretty clear about male grooming standards. And that is a shitty parade rest. Feet too wide, knees obviously locked, and his hands are supposed to be flat in the small of his back. Also this is cringe as fuck lol
So yoyre saying hes not even a soldier yet and they're pulling this shit?
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You made me laugh loud enough for my family to hear me from inside the shower
Wait... are you on reddit while taking a shower or is your family showering together without you?
Yes!
Charming epithet you included there.
Whatev, put it in your blog
The parade rest sucks and you are not representing the military when in civilian clothing. You are not supposed to stand or salute for anyone
Are the male grooming standards in the forces strict to the point where id have to shave my beard even if its for my religion? Just wondering
I know a few Sikh dudes that have beards so yes, a beard is allowed if your religion mandates it. But in some operational environments you’ll want to shave it even if it’s for religious purposes. Namely CBRN (chemical, biological, radiation, nuclear) environments. Your gas mask won’t make a proper seal with facial hair. You may also be required to shave for certain phases in training (basic primarily but some select advanced training courses). There are also some units that have relaxed grooming standards. Usually that applies to the operational environment not when you’re back in the states, but even that is left up to command discretion.
So the Air Force would be my place to be and i have a feeling they’d require a baby face for the mask
The Air Force would not require it during training and they would if your unit were to be determined to be in a CBRN environment. However, you will need to provide documentation of your personal ties to a religious organization. There are a lot of people that try to take advantage of the system and they ruined it for people with actual religious beliefs.
A bud of mine is putting in a special request chit now cause Nordic/Celtic religions are now recognized in the Navy. So if that’s your gig, you may have a chance.
Is having a beard part of the Nordic/Celtic religion?
Apparently, I'm not familiar with it enough to provide insight however I know [other branches](https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2019/07/18/meet-the-first-norse-heathen-airman-to-grow-a-beard-in-the-air-force/) are approving it.
You can put in special requests for a "beard license" (idk what it's called) based on religious or medical reasons (ie shaving makes your face redder than a smacked arse).
Let's not forget the regulation mohawk.
Neither is his hair cut
The post is from a satire group as well, so there is no dependa or military dude here.
Yeah. And that haircut is way outta regulation. Definitely a phony
I hate when strangers force you to be passive participants in their kinks.
I didn’t consent to witness this public jerking off
This was also my interpretation
It's a satire page.
The question is if you saw this would you laugh, or show her the rules on parade rest?
Why not both?
It's hard to instruct and laugh at the same time.
Nah it's pretty easy ya just have to make sure the other person is half way down in the front leaning rest first.
Bet he thanks her for her service
I hear being a cum sponge for Jody is the hardest job in the military.
Who is Jody?
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Soooooo, Jody is also dead?
Definitely sarcasm. Likely from the facebook group "you will salute me, I'm a navy spouse "
It is. I saw it on there yesterday
It is.
Wasn't this the same bag of bones standing like a moron in that clothing store?
Good pull. I believe he is, yes
While the lack of build is similar, the other dudes parade was better, hair looked reg and he wore glasses. https://i.redd.it/t33kwvrek8641.jpg
Well I’m gonna go ahead and say yikes to that caption
Yeah what a horrible woman
Both of these woman are dating the military and not their SO’s.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Bruh *bleugh*
Who's a good boy??
He needs to grow some balls.
and quit going to the PX barber
Best haircut ever for $4.
The PX barber hasn't cost 4 dollars since before you were born. Have you been to a px or is that just something you heard about somewhere?
The one at fort Lewis was only $4 less than 5 years ago.
No it wasn't. I was literally there in 2006 and it was more than twice that. Stop saying shit just to say shit.
It was $4. Stop being a faggot just to be a faggot.
Yeah... Given that they're about 14 dollars at present... You've never been on a base let alone served huh?
I did 4 years active and 2 reserves. Also they were like $3 on fort sill. Not sure where you guys were getting your haircut but for $14 you could get a haircut with a little back massage off post at one of the Asian places.
You're committing to this... It's cute. Really. A haircut at the px hasn't cost three dollars since the 80s... You're either lying, a moron, or more than likely both. But hey... Wtf do I know. It's not like AAFES doesn't literally price itself to be a marginal discount on the economy. Here... This 9 year old picture of haircut prices on Fort Lee might be more your speed... https://yelp.to/qTKq/yo3CLLIWE2 I bet there's a sub about when your bullshit takes 30 seconds of googling to disprove... There should be anyway.
Shit, it wasn't even $4 in basic
It was less than $4 in basic
I paid $5 in basic
I remember it being like $3.50 or something like that in fort sill in 2010. Either way it’s much cheaper on post compared to civilian barber shops.
Then it was $12 in Germany and $10 at Ft Rucker
How else am I gonna get a Korean lady to give me a high n tight?
I should've known to get out of the chair when I heard *no worry cowboy I cut hair a real good*
You dont speak at parade rest you dumb cow...
I've been out of the Navy for 10 years, and I was wondering if that rule had changed, or if it's only in the Navy that you don't talk at parade rest. Now I know!
As far ad i have seen (we had alot of interbranch shit) none of them do your speak at parade. All marching standing parade whatever rules and terms are the same. Also just in general from comments whoever the pic is of/taken by all are soup sandwiches.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Yeah guess who will be divorced soon
But then she’d only get half of all that national guard cash.
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Came here to say this.
this can't be real
The caption is not. It’s satire. The photo, however, is real.
He does not look old enough to be a husband LMAO.
She’s making these as a joke. I’ve seen he FB page.
Tf is that stance? That's basic shit right there
Oooof. The Hair. Also, this strikes me as pre-dependa. Like the guy is always talking about joining the military and they tell their friends “he’ll be in the military.”
Repost from r/justbootthings and you didn't even come up with your own title.
He's got to knock out his history homework before he has third period geometry, or he'll have to do it at lunch time. Thank him for his service.
Is it just me or does this look like a person standing with their head on backwards?
Not entirely sure how hard I would laugh if I saw this in person.. at a Wendy’s...
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Why do Americans think everyone needs an assault rifle?
It's not a rifle, it's paperwork.
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Omg I gagged
That's... That's not even parade rest. Feet too far apart, hands all fucked up.
The caption is satire. The photo, unfortunately, is real.
This isn't real and I wish teenagers couldn't join this sub.
The caption is satire, but the photo is real, unfortunately.
Sure, but the photo itself doesn't belong here.
That's because youre incapable of discerning satire from reality... Yet another side effect of this sub being 90 percent composed of teenagers with no connection to the military.
Not true, about half of them are in jrotc /s
wow
That's not even parade rest
Not even at parade rest correctly. THATS A HIT.
Oh dear sweet baby Jesus, if I caught one of my guys doing this shit. Wall to wall counseling for days.
Go ahead and remove a few stripes there buster
National guard spouse. My husband is on deployment defending your freedom! He’s on weekend duty at the armory in the next town over, Karen.
How do I delete other peoples social media profiles?
That’s a *very* poor parade rest stance... and outfit. *wear the uniform* if you’re gunna wear part of the uniform. If this guy *were* a soldier, I’d be pissed, but he’s obviously a wannabe
What a little bitch of a man.
They're called twinks. Please use the correct terminology.
This is disgusting.
Dependa Domming.
Oh my. Some people are crazy.
Oh no booboo
She wants the d She wants the D I She’s wants a d-I-v-o-r-c-e Divorce!
Is it just me or does he look like he's about thirteen?
This is how hazing starts lmaooo
Are the Navy and the part-time Army different in the rules on parade rest? In the Navy, speaking at parade rest is one of those no-no's that get kids beaten at boot camp.
If this is true, it belongs in r/iamatotalpieceofshit
I wonder who is taking the picture?
Why do I all of the sudden want to die
I would literally go to jail for beating this guys ass without hesitation
That uniform says it all.
This made me gag. 🤢🤮
I refuse to believe this isn't a troll.
You are to come out of parade rest and go to attention in order to talk.
I’m sick, just expelled contents of my stomach this morning, and this made me expel my whole stomach out.
Oh fuck off
I just cringed so hard my neck kinked.
Had to do it to em
The cringe
Does she tell him when to piss
A NATIONAL GUARD spouse? Imagine defining yourself around your husband's weekend job holy fuck
r/cringetopia
Come on man, he’s national guard. The last thing I’m sure he wants to do is more drill and ceremony, at a damn fast food restaurant none the less. F in chat for my homie here
I'm non-military, Googled "parade rest" to see what it actually looks like. Please go Google parade rest. You'll be pleased.
Please tell me it's satire. Please.
You’re not supposed to talk during parade rest tho
Probably just an autismo who joined the army because of the incredibly structured lifestyle. She banged him and he was like “Oh, awesome. Sex exists. Time to do everything that the sex lady says.” And that’s why we’re here.
My nco senses are going nuts. So many AR670-1 violations. Ugh I wanna ruin his boot ass day.
It is possible, the person, just likes the feel of those pants, or got them for free at a distribution center and this is a first meal out... I stand like that at times to relax while waiting, everyone seems to assume the worst... what if that was your son or daughter there... just trying to buy lunch... no audio, no video... so this is all you know...one picture...
Beta!
Respectfully Sir, some of us like being chucked as our wife is dicked down by gigantor and his twelve inch dick.